How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today
Chapter 29 I told you a long time ago, don’t compete in the toilet
Get on the motorcycle and speed to the milk tea shop.
Along the way, the live broadcast room went crazy.
——[One hundred thousand? ! One hundred thousand, brothers, I must learn this craft! ]
——[I want money too! I want grandma’s white son! !ヾ(≧へ≦)〃]
——[Now that you have the money, you can directly upgrade the service tonight, host. If you call me at home, you won’t be investigated. ]
——[You people are so perverted! Anchor, where is that girl squatting? I'll go and deliver her! ! ]
...
At this time, Jiang Chen had already finished picking up the goods at the milk tea shop.
He was about to go to the public toilet at the address, but suddenly he stopped.
No, who goes to the toilet to drink milk tea, what a magical combination.
Can't move due to paralysis? Short of paper? Milk tea shops also give this paper in the bag.
Take out the slip and read the notes carefully.
[Remarks: The best woman takes orders. Please help me carry my bag. Hurry up! ! ]
This is what happened.
No wonder the little cute girl was obviously stunned for a long time when Jiang Chen responded just now.
In a quick turn, I immediately bought [Seven Dimensions of Space] from the store.
It’s not easy for girls either. It’s been more than half an hour since I placed the order, and I’m probably feeling numb.
Take out your phone and take a picture.
[Rider:picture.jpg]
[Rider: @customer, you must hold on! I'll send it to you right away! ]
[Customer:??)60″]
Jiang Chen:? ?
Why are there such long voice messages? Click on it while riding to have a look.
"Little Gegege, the photos you took are so beautiful! But... I'm so tender, can your mother please hurry up! I *you*%@..."
Silently turn off the voice.
Look, there are no cute girls in this world.
It's just that I haven't pushed it to the extreme yet.
[Customer:??)60″]
[Customer:??)60″]
The 60 second voice keeps popping up.
It can be seen that the legs must be unbearable from squatting...
Tighten the accelerator and speed to the scene.
The voice in the headphones plays automatically.
There are still 60 seconds left after 60 seconds of broadcasting.
After passing several traffic lights, Jiang Chen finally arrived at the public toilet.
Look at the female sign on the toilet.
A hoarse wail came from inside.
This place is relatively remote, with cars passing by but few pedestrians nearby.
"Come on, come on!!"
After carrying the milk tea to the seventh dimension, Jiang Chen rushed in.
There is no need to look for a row of cubicles, the sound can be heard from a long distance.
"Hello, takeaway!"
There was the sound of unlocking from inside, and after a while, a hand stretched out.
"have a good meal."
After handing over the bag, Jiang Chen walked out without looking back.
Little cute girl:? ? ?
I'll use your sister's meal! !
When he reached the door, something suddenly occurred to him, and Jiang Chen shouted in again:
"By the way, ma'am, remember to shake it before drinking!!"
At this time, a young lady happened to come to the door.
I was stunned for a long time...
Finally chose to turn around and leave.
People who have this habit in the toilet probably don't want others to find out.
Respect other people’s privacy…
After delivering the takeout order, Jiang Chen walked into the men's room next to him while humming a song.
If people have three urgent needs, they will come.
I hope that the platform review will be consciously mosaic, and I am afraid that others will feel inferior.
Go into the toilet, take it out, and move it backwards a hundred million points further than a normal person.
The two buddies beside him saw this and silently moved forward.
Even the chat was interrupted...
Jiang Chen: Oh, look, I feel inferior.
The guy on the left: You’re such a fucking pervert, there’s a row of toilets, why are you standing on my right!
The guy on the right: Where are you from pervert? You stand between us in a row of toilets?
The water flows slowly, and then the whole body trembles.
End the battle! Wash your hands carefully and continue delivering food.
But just as he reached the door, the two brothers inside suddenly started arguing.
I couldn't hear the content of the argument clearly, but Jiang Chen had already stopped to watch the excitement.
Hey hey hey, wonderful!
But for a while.
The two suddenly struggled together!
Good guy, he keeps coming back and forth, his face is red and his ears are red, and he is getting more and more fierce as he fights.
Jiang Chen sighed and took action to break up the fight:
"How many times have I told you not to compare yourself when using the toilet? If you just don't listen, something is wrong."
"???"
The two of them were stunned for a second and looked at Jiang Chen at the same time.
This man must be really sick!
The stalemate lasted only a second, and the two men continued to struggle.
And directly knocked open the door of a compartment!
Seeing this, Jiang Chen quickly dialed 110.
And rushed to stop the fight from escalating.
He walked to the door of the cubicle, ready to rush in and separate the two of them.
But his eyes met the little brother squatting on the pit inside...
The boy awkwardly pushed his pants up to his thighs...
I was already constipated, and yet I was so upset.
The other two buddies, one on the left and one on the right, were in a stalemate with each other, neither giving in to the other.
Try to keep your body from getting in the way of the little brother who is doing his business.
Jiang Chen silently hung up the alarm call and took out his cell phone to record the video...
"You two have to settle everything here, why don't you come out and let people have the freedom to shit?"
The two of them did not listen to the advice at all.
Keep your lower body still and your upper body struggling together!
“You can never add coriander to Malatang!”
One of them couldn't bear it anymore and slapped him in the face.
Jiang Chen was stunned. Did you two argue in the toilet over this?
Never mind that! If you don't stop me, you both have to go in.
Rush forward, grab one with one hand, and throw it out! !
Each person has a urinal, and all their heads get into the urinal.
Yeah, that's too much force.
"Hey."
The younger brother's voice came from below, and anger could be heard in his voice.
Jiang Chen looked down and saw, oh, Han Xin was humiliated like this back then.
"Report your intention..."
"Please go out. I've been squatting here for half an hour with constipation. Can you let me pull it out? My girlfriend asked me to buy her sanitary napkins."
The little brother's face was full of tears.
The feeling of being stuck in the middle is really uncomfortable. It's not that he doesn't go out and buy it for his girlfriend, it's just that it's really painful.
"Your girlfriend...is a cute girl during the day, but a wolf and a tiger at night?"
"how do you know?!"
The tears and snot ran away instantly, and the little brother looked wary.
Am I green?
"Do not worry!"
Jiang Chen patted the brother on the shoulder: "I delivered the seventh dimension. The delivery boy specializes in saving people in times of crisis. Take this, the miracle medicine for constipation!"
He took out a [special small soybean] and handed it to the little brother.
Then, with a faint smile, he retired.
When he walked to the door of the toilet, a cute girl passed by Jiang Chen angrily.
"Huang Mao! What the hell did you do for half an hour!!"
Rush into the men's room at full speed.
Right at that moment.
"Puff!! Puff!! biu~~"
"biu~~~~~~"
There was a sound like a machine gun, Jiang Chen got on the car and drove away silently.
Although people were outside, the sound was deafening.
Jiang Chen is really a little panicked, is the little cute girl okay?
Will you react to your boyfriend and give him a negative review?
As for the two elder brothers, the urinal should be fine because of the smoke, but the loud noise just now can't be said for sure.
With his thoughts flying, Jiang Chen casually grabbed a takeaway order.
I purchased daily necessities and the delivery location is...
Great Mercy Temple?
Look at the notes further down.
Okay, today’s lunch is sorted out.
Along the way, the live broadcast room went crazy.
——[One hundred thousand? ! One hundred thousand, brothers, I must learn this craft! ]
——[I want money too! I want grandma’s white son! !ヾ(≧へ≦)〃]
——[Now that you have the money, you can directly upgrade the service tonight, host. If you call me at home, you won’t be investigated. ]
——[You people are so perverted! Anchor, where is that girl squatting? I'll go and deliver her! ! ]
...
At this time, Jiang Chen had already finished picking up the goods at the milk tea shop.
He was about to go to the public toilet at the address, but suddenly he stopped.
No, who goes to the toilet to drink milk tea, what a magical combination.
Can't move due to paralysis? Short of paper? Milk tea shops also give this paper in the bag.
Take out the slip and read the notes carefully.
[Remarks: The best woman takes orders. Please help me carry my bag. Hurry up! ! ]
This is what happened.
No wonder the little cute girl was obviously stunned for a long time when Jiang Chen responded just now.
In a quick turn, I immediately bought [Seven Dimensions of Space] from the store.
It’s not easy for girls either. It’s been more than half an hour since I placed the order, and I’m probably feeling numb.
Take out your phone and take a picture.
[Rider:picture.jpg]
[Rider: @customer, you must hold on! I'll send it to you right away! ]
[Customer:??)60″]
Jiang Chen:? ?
Why are there such long voice messages? Click on it while riding to have a look.
"Little Gegege, the photos you took are so beautiful! But... I'm so tender, can your mother please hurry up! I *you*%@..."
Silently turn off the voice.
Look, there are no cute girls in this world.
It's just that I haven't pushed it to the extreme yet.
[Customer:??)60″]
[Customer:??)60″]
The 60 second voice keeps popping up.
It can be seen that the legs must be unbearable from squatting...
Tighten the accelerator and speed to the scene.
The voice in the headphones plays automatically.
There are still 60 seconds left after 60 seconds of broadcasting.
After passing several traffic lights, Jiang Chen finally arrived at the public toilet.
Look at the female sign on the toilet.
A hoarse wail came from inside.
This place is relatively remote, with cars passing by but few pedestrians nearby.
"Come on, come on!!"
After carrying the milk tea to the seventh dimension, Jiang Chen rushed in.
There is no need to look for a row of cubicles, the sound can be heard from a long distance.
"Hello, takeaway!"
There was the sound of unlocking from inside, and after a while, a hand stretched out.
"have a good meal."
After handing over the bag, Jiang Chen walked out without looking back.
Little cute girl:? ? ?
I'll use your sister's meal! !
When he reached the door, something suddenly occurred to him, and Jiang Chen shouted in again:
"By the way, ma'am, remember to shake it before drinking!!"
At this time, a young lady happened to come to the door.
I was stunned for a long time...
Finally chose to turn around and leave.
People who have this habit in the toilet probably don't want others to find out.
Respect other people’s privacy…
After delivering the takeout order, Jiang Chen walked into the men's room next to him while humming a song.
If people have three urgent needs, they will come.
I hope that the platform review will be consciously mosaic, and I am afraid that others will feel inferior.
Go into the toilet, take it out, and move it backwards a hundred million points further than a normal person.
The two buddies beside him saw this and silently moved forward.
Even the chat was interrupted...
Jiang Chen: Oh, look, I feel inferior.
The guy on the left: You’re such a fucking pervert, there’s a row of toilets, why are you standing on my right!
The guy on the right: Where are you from pervert? You stand between us in a row of toilets?
The water flows slowly, and then the whole body trembles.
End the battle! Wash your hands carefully and continue delivering food.
But just as he reached the door, the two brothers inside suddenly started arguing.
I couldn't hear the content of the argument clearly, but Jiang Chen had already stopped to watch the excitement.
Hey hey hey, wonderful!
But for a while.
The two suddenly struggled together!
Good guy, he keeps coming back and forth, his face is red and his ears are red, and he is getting more and more fierce as he fights.
Jiang Chen sighed and took action to break up the fight:
"How many times have I told you not to compare yourself when using the toilet? If you just don't listen, something is wrong."
"???"
The two of them were stunned for a second and looked at Jiang Chen at the same time.
This man must be really sick!
The stalemate lasted only a second, and the two men continued to struggle.
And directly knocked open the door of a compartment!
Seeing this, Jiang Chen quickly dialed 110.
And rushed to stop the fight from escalating.
He walked to the door of the cubicle, ready to rush in and separate the two of them.
But his eyes met the little brother squatting on the pit inside...
The boy awkwardly pushed his pants up to his thighs...
I was already constipated, and yet I was so upset.
The other two buddies, one on the left and one on the right, were in a stalemate with each other, neither giving in to the other.
Try to keep your body from getting in the way of the little brother who is doing his business.
Jiang Chen silently hung up the alarm call and took out his cell phone to record the video...
"You two have to settle everything here, why don't you come out and let people have the freedom to shit?"
The two of them did not listen to the advice at all.
Keep your lower body still and your upper body struggling together!
“You can never add coriander to Malatang!”
One of them couldn't bear it anymore and slapped him in the face.
Jiang Chen was stunned. Did you two argue in the toilet over this?
Never mind that! If you don't stop me, you both have to go in.
Rush forward, grab one with one hand, and throw it out! !
Each person has a urinal, and all their heads get into the urinal.
Yeah, that's too much force.
"Hey."
The younger brother's voice came from below, and anger could be heard in his voice.
Jiang Chen looked down and saw, oh, Han Xin was humiliated like this back then.
"Report your intention..."
"Please go out. I've been squatting here for half an hour with constipation. Can you let me pull it out? My girlfriend asked me to buy her sanitary napkins."
The little brother's face was full of tears.
The feeling of being stuck in the middle is really uncomfortable. It's not that he doesn't go out and buy it for his girlfriend, it's just that it's really painful.
"Your girlfriend...is a cute girl during the day, but a wolf and a tiger at night?"
"how do you know?!"
The tears and snot ran away instantly, and the little brother looked wary.
Am I green?
"Do not worry!"
Jiang Chen patted the brother on the shoulder: "I delivered the seventh dimension. The delivery boy specializes in saving people in times of crisis. Take this, the miracle medicine for constipation!"
He took out a [special small soybean] and handed it to the little brother.
Then, with a faint smile, he retired.
When he walked to the door of the toilet, a cute girl passed by Jiang Chen angrily.
"Huang Mao! What the hell did you do for half an hour!!"
Rush into the men's room at full speed.
Right at that moment.
"Puff!! Puff!! biu~~"
"biu~~~~~~"
There was a sound like a machine gun, Jiang Chen got on the car and drove away silently.
Although people were outside, the sound was deafening.
Jiang Chen is really a little panicked, is the little cute girl okay?
Will you react to your boyfriend and give him a negative review?
As for the two elder brothers, the urinal should be fine because of the smoke, but the loud noise just now can't be said for sure.
With his thoughts flying, Jiang Chen casually grabbed a takeaway order.
I purchased daily necessities and the delivery location is...
Great Mercy Temple?
Look at the notes further down.
Okay, today’s lunch is sorted out.
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