How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

——[? ? Holy shit! What a perspective! ]

——[Oh? Suddenly went bungee jumping? ]

——[Bungee jumping? ? Also, bungee jumping! The one without a rope! ]

--[Wow! ! The owner of the wreath shop, your business is coming! ]

--[I'm coming! This anchor is too lucky and has not died too many times. The many wreaths he made in advance can finally be used. I have already written his name in the elegiac couplet! ]

——[Alas! The mount-like coffin I built for him last time hasn’t been sold yet, so it’s finally put to use! ]

——[I'm at the crematorium. There are not many people there recently, so you don't have to queue when you come. ]

——[…]

...

Suddenly, a group of people doing funerals flooded into the live broadcast room.

Grabbing business in the live broadcast room.

now.

The scarred man in the air roared after Jiang Chen.

It also calmed down.

The body is falling rapidly! Throw yourself into the next tree! !

"Wow ah ah ah I haven't lived enough yet!!"

Whoa!

The scarred man went right through the tree!

What we faced was a long slope with a serious slope and thick trees!

The scarred man continued to roll down the slope!

He couldn't control his body the whole time.

His face was constantly beaten by twigs and thorns on the ground, and it was so swollen that it was not as good-looking as a pig's head.

He forced his eyes open and saw Jiang Chen from the corner of his eye!

He is extremely agile and can easily swing from one tree to another like a monkey! !

New skill, Tarzan! !

The scarred man rolled quickly and screamed with all his strength: "Are you really just a food delivery guy?!"

"Can't you see??"

Jiang Chen relied on the [Parkour (Ace)] skill to wander easily.

By the way, let's see if this guy who stole the car will die later.

The money hasn’t been lost yet! !

"Your grandpa~~~ah~~~"

The scarred man roared, his body rolling faster and faster due to inertia.

He is getting further and further away from Jiang Chen! !

The live broadcast room exploded first!

——[How can you still survive like this? ! ]

——[Anchor, the King of Hell is your father, right? Damn it, you are unscathed. ]

——[Can’t afford to offend, really can’t afford to offend! In the past, the best I could do was beat up someone who complained about the takeaway, but now I'm going to kill a murderer! ! ]

——[There is only one of you, Xiaojiang! We police officers are very happy! ]

——[Comrade police, what is the name of the guy who robbed the car? I changed the name on the wreath...rewritten the elegiac couplet! ]

——[Speaking of which...this guy has a tough life! You won't die even if you roll like this? ! ]

...

among the trees.

Jiang Chen will soon catch up with the scarred man!

At the end of the slope, there seems to be a drop of about five meters!

Jiang Chen couldn't see what was underneath.

The scarred man leaned on his body and almost stopped the car.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

The scarred man was in pain all over his body.

Trembling, he supported his body and slowly stood up.

Squinting his eyes slightly, he looked down...

It was estimated to be five meters. Although it was not high, if he had rushed out at that speed just now, he would have suffered a lot of injuries.

"Mom, your life is still good."

The scarred man sighed and turned around to find Jiang Chen.

But suddenly he saw an afterimage flying towards him! !

While flying, I heard the figure shouting: "Ah ah ah, I'm sorry! I can't stop!!"

boom! ! !

"Your uncle!"

The scarred man was kicked in the chest.

The body flew out!

Jiang Chen also flew out and was about to face a drop of more than ten meters!

Look down.

This family…

Looks a bit familiar...

Jiang Chen frowned and looked for a place to stay.

But they found that the scarred man was already head down!

Falling rapidly at a right angle! !

puff! !

The scarred man's head plunged into a piece of soil, while his feet were still dangling outside.

A family burning paper money:? ? ?

Did something get into their great-grandfather’s grave just now? !

At this moment, Jiang Chen was also extremely surprised!

This brother…

Why don't you put your head in a human grave?

And in a dazed moment.

Jiang Chen, who was about to land, knew that even five meters away would be injured.

Quickly find an erected monument and step on it in succession! !

Under the reaction force, Jiang Chen somersaulted in the air!

Followed by.

Sliding down the monument that is tilted 45 degrees!

Perfect landing!

Handsome debut!

Under the eyes of a dozen people in the family.

Jiang Chen showed a professional fake smile and handed over a bag of candles in his hand: "Hello, the candles you need have been delivered!"

Standing in front of me.

Surprisingly, it was the same family that visited great-grandpa's grave yesterday.

Jiang Chen guessed that his great-grandfather must have been angry last night and asked him about his dreams one by one.

So I’m here to apologize today.

The man in charge's face was still full of shock. He took the takeaway in a daze: "Thank you, thank you..."

The whole family was confused.

Until one of the young ladies, with trembling lips, pointed at the tombstone and shouted: "Grandpa's tomb!!"

"That's a tombstone... there's someone on it." The man in charge looked at Jiang Chen with a sullen face.

Jiang Chen: (??_?)

Silently turning his head away...pretending not to see...

Who knew that was a tombstone?

And the young lady continued: "Yes! Tombstone!! Grandpa fell from the grave... No! Grandpa fell from the sky!!"

"Um..." A young man pondered carefully: "Look at the exposed calves. He is obviously a young man. Did he leave at such a young age?"

"My great-grandfather will die again if he penetrates me like this?"

A little kid asked seriously, holding his fingers in his mouth.

"Oh, don't worry!!" Another young man said: "My grandpa died once, don't worry! If he dares to come out and scare us, huh!!"

The young man is holding a brick in his hand.

Jiang Chen: ...

——[This family... is still so filial...]

——[Is it true that no one cares about that buddy’s life or death? ]

——[Have you ever thought about Grandpa’s situation? ! Yesterday, my children and grandchildren went to the wrong grave. Today, they went to the right grave, and their graves were robbed! ! ]

——[Great Grandfather: In my life, from birth to death, I have been walking on thin ice! ! ]

——[What kind of life can I suffer such a sin after death...]

——[If I were my great-grandfather, I would climb up and take away this idiot who ruined my grave! ]

...

Everyone stares at the grave...

suddenly!

click! !

Those straight legs pointing toward the sky were released!

"Sigh~~~"

The scene became quiet...

The man in charge glanced at Jiang Chen: "Do you know him?"

"Huh? I don't know you..."

Jiang Chen took two steps back.

He wasn't the one who destroyed the tomb bag, so you can't cause trouble for him...

"Uncle, could it be that he really is great-grandfather..."

A young lady burned paper money and whispered...

After all, they all dreamed last night.

In the dream, there was still smoke coming from Grandpa’s head.

At this age, I have never seen him so angry when I was alive.

"impossible!!"

The man in charge swallowed his saliva and prepared to go up and extract the person himself.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Suddenly, an old man's voice came to my ears.

The old man popped his head up and said quietly beside the man in charge: "If he's like this... his neck won't be broken."

"Probably not."

The man in charge said calmly.

But suddenly he was stunned! !

The old man's voice? !

old man…

old man? !

"Fuck...Grandpa, are you really fucking back?!"