pat!

The parachute opens.

Jiang Chen's diving speed obviously dropped a lot.

[Clear Eye] and the guidance of the weak light of the flashlight.

Then there are the terrifying abilities brought about by the skills given by the system.

Jiang Chen can almost predict where it will land later.

Even though there is still a breeze blowing around...

Jiang Chen took his time and glided slowly.

——[No...can this guy really see clearly? ]

——[Look at the position where his flashlight shines, it seems that it is indeed the position of the incense burner...]

——[Hold on, what kind of vision does this have? ]

——[Anchor, why do you deliver food? Being a pilot is no more profitable than delivering food. ]

——[Nima, with such a stable technique, I suddenly feel like the anchor can really succeed. ]

——[When I was training for parachuting with the special forces, I didn’t even feel as good as him! Damn it! The field of vision is unclear and surrounded by trees... Now you tell me, your landing position didn't even include a dive, and you planned to land directly on a point? ! ]

——[Team Chen, don’t be excited, don’t be excited, the anchor...creates infinite possibilities. ]

——[…]

...

As the time goes.

The sky turned blue, and the mist in the mountains also disappeared a lot.

People's vision became much clearer.

Next to the Taoist temple, Taoist Master and Master Hu also saw Jiang Chen in the sky.

"Oh...I thought he didn't bring a parachute." The Taoist priest smoothed his beard and said calmly.

"...It's not like I want money over my life."

Master Hu rolled his eyes at his senior brother.

"Hey hey hey, here I come!!"

Jiang Chen's voice came from the sky.

Jiang Chen was seen constantly pulling the control ropes on both sides to keep himself in the desired direction.

As the distance gradually gets closer.

Jiang Chen tightly pulled the two control ropes to brake himself! !

Where he landed.

The width is only about one foot, so if it is tilted even slightly, it will lose its balance!

Everyone took a deep breath and waited for this miraculous scene to appear.

Jiang Chen took a deep breath.

Just before reaching the incense burner, quickly tighten the control rope to slow down.

The moment your feet touch the ground.

A gorgeous turnaround! !

Let all the inertia in your body be released.

Then it stopped steadily in front of the incense burner!

"???"

There was a female Taoist priest who opened her mouth wide and her throat seemed to have lost her voice at that moment.

"Hey, isn't that a little too outrageous?!"

the Taoist priest shouted.

Master Hu's hands were trembling as he looked at Jiang Chen who was sitting in front of the incense burner. He picked up the phone and said, "Hey, can my insurance be refunded? Give me the money back. I can't afford to eat." .”

"Brother...haven't you always told us to believe in science?!" A female Taoist priest shouted to the Taoist priest.

There was a Taoist priest next to him who pushed up his glasses: "Sure enough, there is something wrong with physics, so I said it would be wise to become a monk halfway through my Ph.D. program."

Daoist: ...

He was already trying very hard to calm down.

Just such a small piece of land.

After Jiang Chen landed accurately, he successfully turned over and relieved himself...

Damn it, this Taoist priest is going to be blamed! !

now.

Jiang Chen held the incense in his hand and took out a lighter to light it.

He coughed twice and took out the words that the Taoist priest had prepared for him.

It smells delicious! !

——[…]

——[Team Chen, what’s wrong with you? ]

——[Probably speechless, Captain Chen was thinking, after so many years of special forces training, why am I not as good as a food delivery guy! ]

——[I’ve seen the most beautiful ones, and I’m definitely the first one to play with such tricks...]

——[This is not even possible, why is life so tough? Then my seat will be postponed again! ]

——[It’s okay, upstairs. If we stay up for another sixty or seventy years, we should have something to eat. ]

——[This guy is already so defiant, are you not afraid of his longevity? ! ]

——[Damn, God rewards me with a lot of food, but I can’t reward you in such a way. Why do you feed the host everything? ]

...

Everyone in the live broadcast room watched helplessly as Jiang Chen finished applying the incense.

Of course, there are many people who rub their heads with incense to pray for blessings.

——[God, please, please let me poop unobstructed. I have been constipated for several days. ]

——[You start upstairs! If you have any serious problems, go to the anchor. Oh God, please let pedicures be included in medical insurance, please! ]

——[I’ll come, I’ll come, let the world be destroyed. God, I don’t want to live anymore! ]

——[Damn it, take out the fork upstairs! God, please let my boyfriend come back, woo woo, I found out he cheated on me, he is going to break up with me, woo woo. ]

——[...Forget it, respect the fate of others. Please, God, make me widowed! ]

——[…]

...

There are many wishes.

The God who receives wishes must be a little busy.

After Jiang Chen finished talking about Boss Sai having a project to start, he put the incense on the incense burner.

Then he turned around and prepared to walk back slowly.

Click!

The wind blew past Jiang Chen's ears, and he faintly heard a strange sound.

Simultaneously.

The exclamation reminded him that something must have happened...

Jiang Chen turned around again with doubts.

Looking towards the incense burner…

"Yo hoo..."

The three incense sticks I just inserted are broken...

"Nah! Don't record this, don't record it!!"

The Taoist priest quickly stopped the Taoist priest next to him.

He scratched his head frantically and began to mutter to himself: "No way...how could this fragrance break? What kind of project did Boss Sai do that is so scary?!"

Jiang Chen held his hands in place and scratched his head...

Confused.

It's none of his business...

But his friends in the live broadcast room are very panic now...

——[Did we have a lot of wishes just now? ]

——[God: Do you want to exhaust me to death with today’s top fragrance? ]

——[God: How about I die and show it to you? ]

——[Look at you, you are making God angry! ]

——[Stop being so cute upstairs, I’ve already seen you. It’s you who made a wish for us to win the next Men’s Football World Cup! ! ]

——[Damn it, the incense burner didn’t explode because God gave you face...]

...

"Taoist Priest, please pay attention to Boss Sai's video later."

Jiang Chen walked back slowly.

Put away the parachute by the way.

Anyway, his mission has been completed! !

suddenly! !

The surrounding wind has become much stronger.

Come whizzing!

Bring Jiang Chen's parachute up again!

And Jiang Chen also lost his focus.

"Hey?! Hey hey hey hey!!"

I couldn't hold on to the parachute at all.

Jiang Chen followed the parachute and did a somersault, falling downwards.

"I rely on?!"

The Taoist priest who was preparing to cut the video stuck his head out and exclaimed.

"Senior brother, what should we do?!" a Taoist priest said in a panic.

"Open the altar, let's do this!!" A Taoist priest rolled up his sleeves and got ready to work.

Master Hu picked up the phone: "Hey!! It's me again, I don't need to refund the insurance just now! Hehehehe!"

Snapped! !

The Taoist priest snatched Master Hu's cell phone away and cursed: "You idiot, you are carrying a parachute! Look at his live broadcast room, what's going on now."

The Taoist priest next to him suddenly pulled the Taoist priest and pointed at the incense burner and said: "Brother, burner, burner, burner, burner!!"

"You are calling a dog!!"

The Taoist priest was busy watching the live broadcast and pushed him away.

But the Taoist priest organized his speech and immediately came over: "Brother, the furnace is cracked!!"

"???"

The Taoist priest looked quickly.

His pupils shrank instantly, and he trembled his lips and said softly: "What the hell...fuck, yes!! Junior brother, did someone in the live broadcast room between you and Jiang Chen make some outrageous wish? Damn it!!"

"Ah?" Master Hu was stunned: "Damn it, it turns out that this incense really works for making wishes?"

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