How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today
Chapter 231 Lively? I?
"Could it be that the police went up and put the body down?"
The young lady used her last bit of reason to forcefully explain.
Hearing this, the handsome young man shouted excitedly: "But I didn't see anyone in the house. It's haunted! This is definitely haunted!"
"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuTouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuTouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu both same is terrible enough.
The young lady's legs went weak and she couldn't stand up.
She immediately took the handsome guy's cell phone and called back the police: "Police, officer, it's haunted!!"
"???"
On the other side of the phone, Captain Chen, who had just stepped out of the elevator, was filled with questions.
Is Xiaojiang still so naughty even after he died?
"What do you mean by haunted?"
Captain Chen stopped.
At the same time, he grabbed Chu Yunyun on one side.
"That's it, that's it...the two hanging bodies are all gone! They all disappeared on the balcony, leaving only the ropes for hanging! Huh? Damn it, they seemed to have hung themselves with their pants!!"
After the young lady finished speaking, she was extremely surprised.
It's really too bad. I used my own pants to hang myself...
The family is poor.
"what?"
Team Chen was stunned for a moment.
But next to him, Chu Yunyun couldn't hold her breath at all: "Chen Suo, don't worry about so much! Go in quickly!!"
With that said, he went straight out of the elevator to find the location of the haunted house.
And this time...
In the room.
Jiang Chen and Master Hu were completely unaware of everything happening outside.
"These two young lovers are really sick. They were arguing and getting startled, but then they hugged each other in the end. What a show of affection."
Jiang Chen said with an indignant look.
On the side.
Master Hu squatted on the ground with a bowl of rice: "Draw two circles! This young couple will break up tonight! Show off your sister, show off."
"That's right, Master, I support you this time!"
Jiang Chen also became angrier as he thought about it.
He was so angry that the speed of eating rice became faster.
in the live room.
——[? ? You two watch the fun together without moving, where is the corpse performing? ]
——[The atmosphere has been heightened to this point. Host, you don’t want to die, you disrespect us very much. ]
——[Damn, it’s a shame that I came back in such a hurry to open the coffin shop. You told me you’re not dead? ]
——[Sorry, host, I was so quick to talk just now, but now everyone around me knows that you are dead. ]
——[Coincidentally, like you upstairs, I have been saying everywhere that the anchor is dead. ]
——[…]
...
In the live broadcast room, a strange wave of popularity suddenly surged.
Mainly here to see the dead.
Bang bang bang! !
suddenly.
There was a rapid knock on the door.
Master Hu was so excited that he almost dropped his job on the ground.
He raised his head and looked at Jiang Chen eagerly.
The meaning in his eyes was self-evident.
Jiang Chen sneered and stood up slowly: "Master, how can you exorcise ghosts like this?"
After speaking.
Just give Master Hu a kick in the ass!
The master instantly lost his center of gravity, and his whole body kept stumbling forward.
Finally, we arrived at the door of the room...
The knocks on the door became more and more urgent, and Master Hu swallowed his saliva...
After a moment's hesitation, he was ready to run away.
But I heard the girl's voice coming from outside the door: "Damn, I was so dizzy that I forgot that both of them are dead."
boom! !
Then there was a loud bang.
The door was kicked open.
It was slapped straight on Master Hu's body.
Two strings of nosebleeds slowly flowed down under Master Hu's surprised expression...
His lips trembled slightly, as if he wanted to say something.
But due to sudden dizziness, Master Hu's eyes darkened and he lay back.
A bloody disaster, really a bloody disaster!
——[It’s over, this response should be really dead. ]
——[Mist grass? Is Sister Yunyun so fierce? ]
——[Look at this, did Sister Yunyun not watch the live broadcast just now? I thought these two were really dead. ]
——[Look at the back, what happened to Captain Chen? ]
——[Oh, why are the two front teeth missing, and there are a lot of holes. ]
——[From Sister Yunyun’s violent break in, I further speculated that it was Sister Yunyun who beat Chen Suo! ]
——[Tonight in the live broadcast room of the anchor, I finally know how the rumors originated. ]
...
before the table.
Jiang Chen, who was holding his rice bowl, looked confused.
He looked at Master Hu who was motionless on the ground, and then at Chu Yunyun who looked a little stunned.
And followed by... Captain Chen who has lost all his front teeth...
"Even if you miss me...there's no need to take such an extreme approach, right?"
Very confused and confused.
"Xiaoqiang, don't you have anything to eat?"
Team Chen was extremely excited when he saw Jiang Chen.
In addition, the front teeth are completely shattered, and the natural leakage of speech is also very serious.
"???"
Jiang Chen pointed to the bowl and chopsticks in his hand: "Uh... I was eating just now. Do you want to sit down and eat some too?"
I saw a bunch of police officers coming in.
Everyone looked confused when they saw him, and Jiang Chen himself was even more confused...
"No, Jiang Chen... we just received a call saying that you are dead." Chu Yunyun frowned and then thought: "Chen Suo, you said this is a haunted house... could it be?"
"We can't be superstitious! Wait a minute, I'll go up and give him a try."
Team Chen took out his baton and rushed forward.
As long as Jiang Chen has a soul body, he shouldn't be able to hit him.
Jiang Chen:? ? ?
Facing the oncoming Team Chen, Jiang Chen was filled with anger.
Stretch out a hand, a Tai Chi move! !
"Ouch! Xiaojiang! Stop! Ouch!!"
Team Chen's entire body was directly pressed beneath him.
I didn’t expect Jiang Chen to be so good at martial arts now.
"Captain Chen..." Jiang Chen sighed: "If you miss me, just tell me. The haunted house is quite large tonight. If we all sleep together, the ghosts will find it lively. It's not like I won't let you sleep. Each of you will pay 100 later." "
"No, Xiao Jiang."
Captain Chen stood up from the ground unsteadily.
He took out his mobile phone and handed it to Jiang Chen: "Let's take a look."
"What's up?"
Jiang Chen took the phone suspiciously.
The discovery was a photo.
On a balcony…
There are two people hanging.
"Who hanged himself?" Jiang Chen frowned.
Take a closer look!
"Wow?!"
In the photo, he and Master Hu were hiding under their hanging pants, using their pants to cover their heads as much as possible. (As shown below)
Under the yellow light.
At first glance...
Oh, no, even if you take a few glances at it, it is indeed full of weirdness.
"So... you just go around saying that I'm dead?"
Jiang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth.
After walking a few steps outside, through the balcony, I could see the young couple opposite.
When the young couple saw Jiang Chen, they waved as usual.
Then a sharp explosion broke out! !
Young lady: "Fake corpse!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really faked the corpse!"
Handsome guy: "This wave is about to end, and the police won't be able to do anything to him. Damn it!!"
Jiang Chen: ...
Silently make faces for them and then scare them.
Then take a deep breath.
understood.
After watching Lively for a long time, I finally realized that I was the lively one.
"Okay, it should be fine..."
Jiang Chen waved his hands, feeling tired.
But his eyes turned to Master Hu on the ground again...
Yeah.
Foaming at the mouth.
"Captain Chen, if you don't save him, I guess... someone will really die today."
The young lady used her last bit of reason to forcefully explain.
Hearing this, the handsome young man shouted excitedly: "But I didn't see anyone in the house. It's haunted! This is definitely haunted!"
"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuTouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuTouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu both same is terrible enough.
The young lady's legs went weak and she couldn't stand up.
She immediately took the handsome guy's cell phone and called back the police: "Police, officer, it's haunted!!"
"???"
On the other side of the phone, Captain Chen, who had just stepped out of the elevator, was filled with questions.
Is Xiaojiang still so naughty even after he died?
"What do you mean by haunted?"
Captain Chen stopped.
At the same time, he grabbed Chu Yunyun on one side.
"That's it, that's it...the two hanging bodies are all gone! They all disappeared on the balcony, leaving only the ropes for hanging! Huh? Damn it, they seemed to have hung themselves with their pants!!"
After the young lady finished speaking, she was extremely surprised.
It's really too bad. I used my own pants to hang myself...
The family is poor.
"what?"
Team Chen was stunned for a moment.
But next to him, Chu Yunyun couldn't hold her breath at all: "Chen Suo, don't worry about so much! Go in quickly!!"
With that said, he went straight out of the elevator to find the location of the haunted house.
And this time...
In the room.
Jiang Chen and Master Hu were completely unaware of everything happening outside.
"These two young lovers are really sick. They were arguing and getting startled, but then they hugged each other in the end. What a show of affection."
Jiang Chen said with an indignant look.
On the side.
Master Hu squatted on the ground with a bowl of rice: "Draw two circles! This young couple will break up tonight! Show off your sister, show off."
"That's right, Master, I support you this time!"
Jiang Chen also became angrier as he thought about it.
He was so angry that the speed of eating rice became faster.
in the live room.
——[? ? You two watch the fun together without moving, where is the corpse performing? ]
——[The atmosphere has been heightened to this point. Host, you don’t want to die, you disrespect us very much. ]
——[Damn, it’s a shame that I came back in such a hurry to open the coffin shop. You told me you’re not dead? ]
——[Sorry, host, I was so quick to talk just now, but now everyone around me knows that you are dead. ]
——[Coincidentally, like you upstairs, I have been saying everywhere that the anchor is dead. ]
——[…]
...
In the live broadcast room, a strange wave of popularity suddenly surged.
Mainly here to see the dead.
Bang bang bang! !
suddenly.
There was a rapid knock on the door.
Master Hu was so excited that he almost dropped his job on the ground.
He raised his head and looked at Jiang Chen eagerly.
The meaning in his eyes was self-evident.
Jiang Chen sneered and stood up slowly: "Master, how can you exorcise ghosts like this?"
After speaking.
Just give Master Hu a kick in the ass!
The master instantly lost his center of gravity, and his whole body kept stumbling forward.
Finally, we arrived at the door of the room...
The knocks on the door became more and more urgent, and Master Hu swallowed his saliva...
After a moment's hesitation, he was ready to run away.
But I heard the girl's voice coming from outside the door: "Damn, I was so dizzy that I forgot that both of them are dead."
boom! !
Then there was a loud bang.
The door was kicked open.
It was slapped straight on Master Hu's body.
Two strings of nosebleeds slowly flowed down under Master Hu's surprised expression...
His lips trembled slightly, as if he wanted to say something.
But due to sudden dizziness, Master Hu's eyes darkened and he lay back.
A bloody disaster, really a bloody disaster!
——[It’s over, this response should be really dead. ]
——[Mist grass? Is Sister Yunyun so fierce? ]
——[Look at this, did Sister Yunyun not watch the live broadcast just now? I thought these two were really dead. ]
——[Look at the back, what happened to Captain Chen? ]
——[Oh, why are the two front teeth missing, and there are a lot of holes. ]
——[From Sister Yunyun’s violent break in, I further speculated that it was Sister Yunyun who beat Chen Suo! ]
——[Tonight in the live broadcast room of the anchor, I finally know how the rumors originated. ]
...
before the table.
Jiang Chen, who was holding his rice bowl, looked confused.
He looked at Master Hu who was motionless on the ground, and then at Chu Yunyun who looked a little stunned.
And followed by... Captain Chen who has lost all his front teeth...
"Even if you miss me...there's no need to take such an extreme approach, right?"
Very confused and confused.
"Xiaoqiang, don't you have anything to eat?"
Team Chen was extremely excited when he saw Jiang Chen.
In addition, the front teeth are completely shattered, and the natural leakage of speech is also very serious.
"???"
Jiang Chen pointed to the bowl and chopsticks in his hand: "Uh... I was eating just now. Do you want to sit down and eat some too?"
I saw a bunch of police officers coming in.
Everyone looked confused when they saw him, and Jiang Chen himself was even more confused...
"No, Jiang Chen... we just received a call saying that you are dead." Chu Yunyun frowned and then thought: "Chen Suo, you said this is a haunted house... could it be?"
"We can't be superstitious! Wait a minute, I'll go up and give him a try."
Team Chen took out his baton and rushed forward.
As long as Jiang Chen has a soul body, he shouldn't be able to hit him.
Jiang Chen:? ? ?
Facing the oncoming Team Chen, Jiang Chen was filled with anger.
Stretch out a hand, a Tai Chi move! !
"Ouch! Xiaojiang! Stop! Ouch!!"
Team Chen's entire body was directly pressed beneath him.
I didn’t expect Jiang Chen to be so good at martial arts now.
"Captain Chen..." Jiang Chen sighed: "If you miss me, just tell me. The haunted house is quite large tonight. If we all sleep together, the ghosts will find it lively. It's not like I won't let you sleep. Each of you will pay 100 later." "
"No, Xiao Jiang."
Captain Chen stood up from the ground unsteadily.
He took out his mobile phone and handed it to Jiang Chen: "Let's take a look."
"What's up?"
Jiang Chen took the phone suspiciously.
The discovery was a photo.
On a balcony…
There are two people hanging.
"Who hanged himself?" Jiang Chen frowned.
Take a closer look!
"Wow?!"
In the photo, he and Master Hu were hiding under their hanging pants, using their pants to cover their heads as much as possible. (As shown below)
Under the yellow light.
At first glance...
Oh, no, even if you take a few glances at it, it is indeed full of weirdness.
"So... you just go around saying that I'm dead?"
Jiang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth.
After walking a few steps outside, through the balcony, I could see the young couple opposite.
When the young couple saw Jiang Chen, they waved as usual.
Then a sharp explosion broke out! !
Young lady: "Fake corpse!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really faked the corpse!"
Handsome guy: "This wave is about to end, and the police won't be able to do anything to him. Damn it!!"
Jiang Chen: ...
Silently make faces for them and then scare them.
Then take a deep breath.
understood.
After watching Lively for a long time, I finally realized that I was the lively one.
"Okay, it should be fine..."
Jiang Chen waved his hands, feeling tired.
But his eyes turned to Master Hu on the ground again...
Yeah.
Foaming at the mouth.
"Captain Chen, if you don't save him, I guess... someone will really die today."
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