How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Brother No. [-] stumbled over.

He has been watching Jiang Chen's live broadcast, and sure enough, without him here, the three brothers are all unreliable!

"Brother, you are such useless people! You still need me to give you advice."

Brother No. [-] squatted next to Jiang Chen and said.

Then I saw Jiang Chen’s Thousand Years Kill gesture.

He silently moved two steps to the side.

——[Okay, the three brothers have gathered together! ]

——[According to my speculation, it was because the brother in front wanted to complain about the anchor that this big fight started. Put these three together, you can imagine! ]

——[What a pity, it would be even more lively if the duck was here. ]

——[This guy’s plan made me a little worried about the safety of the brother who fainted. ]

——[Let’s wait and see! ]

——[Who asked you, a dog-headed strategist, to go there! Did I call you? Hold on to the heat! ]

——[Secretary sister, please calm down. How about I go find you and let’s do something else to divert our attention and calm down. ]

——[Upstairs, surrender yourself, no need for me to say anything more. ]

——[…]

...

"If you can't do it, I'll do it!"

Jiang Chen will never give up.

It’s true that I have been able to kill people with my hands for a thousand years, and I saved someone in a car accident!

"Oh, trust me, I have the medicine, I grind it myself, it's super effective."

Brother No. [-] said.

Brother No. [-] stood on the edge, not daring to say a word.

Just these two…

To be honest, I don’t feel as reliable as Master Hu.

At this time, Master Hu frowned and stood on the side.

He saw the bottle of potion that Brother No. [-] took out...

honestly…

It feels like the element table is bursting at the seams!

"Brother, are you selling fake medicine?"

Jiang Chen couldn't help but ask.

This seems really unbearable.

"Hmph, this is my newly developed refreshing water. One bottle can revive even the dead!"

Brother No. [-] smiled lightly.

Just so confident.

Saying that, open the bottle cap!

An extremely choking smell hit his face instantly.

On the side, Master Hu and Brother No. [-] retreated continuously.

Only Jiang Chen frowned.

See Brother No. [-] feed Brother No. [-] and take it down.

Jiang Chen asked curiously: "Why does your water smell like... soybeans that I am very familiar with?"

That smell...

It looks very much like the soybeans produced by his system.

Is it? !

"Ah? Oh." Brother No. [-] said: "I added some ginger. It happened to be in the food the police officer gave me yesterday, so I just used it. As for the soybean flavor... um, I don't understand."

Jiang Chen nodded slightly.

It doesn't matter, Brother No. [-] doesn't understand, he understands.

It tastes like soybeans...

There are also a lot of fans in the live broadcast room who understand.

——[It’s over, this wave is over! ]

——[What a refreshing water, one bottle will turn the living into dead. ]

——[This time he couldn’t blame anyone else. He wanted to complain to the anchor, but his brother was fuming the whole time. ]

——[Good brother, really. One knocked him into a tree, and the other fed him laxatives. Where could these brothers find them? ]

——[It’s hard to imagine what this guy’s expression looked like after he woke up. ]

——[Are you still awake? ]

——[Here we come, the coffin shop is selling coffins at a [-]% discount today! Buying two coffins also comes with an urn! ]

——[Are the two ashes put together? Hee hee hee, it's a bit exciting. ]

——[Also, the urn is big enough to fit in. Three of them can be put together. Do you want them upstairs? (sincere)]

...

After taking the medicine.

Brother No. [-] had no reaction in the short term.

But Jiang Chen did not continue to kill for another thousand years.

Without it, I'm afraid of collapse...

at this time.

Brother No. [-] was in a trance, as if he had a dream.

[In the dream, he successfully killed Jiang Chen!

"Hey, you dishonest dog, you're going to get money from your boss! Huh? (?o｀*)))"

Suddenly I felt my butthole tighten.

The kind that seems to have traces of exposed tips!

"Damn, call me later!"

The phone was thrown away, and Brother No. [-] hurriedly looked for the toilet.

But when I looked around, there was no sign of a toilet.

"No, damn, it really feels like my tip is exposed!"

Holding his buttocks, Brother No. [-] stamped his feet anxiously.

Then suddenly I had a second thought.

Jiang Chen was lying in front of him now.

That's not as good as...

"Hey hey hey!"

Brother No. [-] didn't hesitate and sat directly on Jiang Chen's face.

Next…

It's hearty!

"Jiang Chen! I'm going to kill you hahahahahahaha!"]

The plot in the dream is so real.

The urge to shit comes and comes out, it’s all so real!

In a daze, Brother No. [-] seemed to have come back to his senses.

With a smile still hanging on his lips, he murmured: "Jiang Chen, hey hey hey! I'll kill you!!"

puff!

puff! !

boom! ! !

A loud bang.

He also pulled younger brother No. [-] back from his dream.

He was startled by himself and jumped up!

I found that there were countless pairs of eyes looking at me, and everyone seemed to have... eyes full of care...

"What's wrong? Huh?"

Brother No. [-] touched his butt.

Look at Jiang Chen who is standing there without any injuries.

understood!

Tears of disappointment flowed down.

He pointed at Jiang Chen and cursed:

"Woohoo, you are personal, even if I want to complain to you, you don't have to treat me like this. Woohoo. I saw it. A takeaway brother hit me on the tree. I took laxatives!!”

At the end of the sentence, I sat on the ground and cried even harder.

Of course, the main reason is that the pants can no longer hold their pockets and will fall down if they stand any longer...

"Forehead…"

Jiang Chen remained silent.

He just looked at Brother No. [-] and Brother No. [-] beside him.

Brother No. [-] is wearing takeout clothes and has a very uncomfortable expression.

Brother No. [-] was holding a bottle. Seeing that his brother was looking at it, he threw it away in a hurry, then hummed and looked around.

Next to them, there were countless pairs of eyes staring at them...

Everyone in the restaurant came out and pointed:

"Are they together? They obviously have a grudge."

"Yes, did you just see that when the delivery boy hit the guy, bang! He flew into the tree!" An aunt gestured vividly.

"And that one, I absolutely hate him so much that I take such a large dose of laxatives."

"That's it, it's very scary!"

"... "

People whispered.

Brother No. [-]'s face has turned green.

As the fury struck, younger brother No. [-] had no time to take care of it.

He pointed at his two brothers and was furious!

"You! You! Don't I usually treat you well?!"

"Third brother, listen to my explanation!" Brother No. [-] said quickly.

"Third brother! I have a plan!" Brother No. [-] quickly retreated.

"You have your sister, oooooooo!"

"Brother, don't cry."

At this time, the good man Jiang Chen came up to comfort him.

Facing the stench in the air, his eyes rolled around.

Seeing this scene, Master Hu retreated! !

This guy definitely has another bad move!

Just listen to Jiang Chen whispering: "Pick it out of your trouser pocket and throw it in their face! It's okay!"

After saying that, he immediately left.

"Um?!"

Brother No. [-]'s body was shaken.

good idea!

"Fuck!"

Brother No. [-] retreated again and sent a message to the takeout customer: [Your rider is being attacked by shit, please wait! ]

Brother No. [-] frowned.

Let him think carefully about how to resolve this kind of attack!

But Brother No. [-] had already reached into his back pocket.

The face is very ferocious.

"I'm going to kill you today!"

Brother No. [-] yelled.

A perfect parabola flew out.

Snapped! !

The female secretary who just got off the car:? ? ? ?