How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"what?"

The man at the table was stunned.

I dug my ears and asked Brother No. [-] to repeat it again.

And on the other side of the phone.

The female secretary heard it clearly and clearly...

All I can say is that if this guy is used as a translator, a world war will be imminent.

A moment of silence.

The female secretary said into the phone: "You, please remember to order takeout."

"Sister, don't worry!" Brother No. [-] is still smiling.

"By the way, give the phone to the gentleman in front of you." the female secretary said.

"what?"

Although Brother No. [-] was puzzled, he still did as he was told.

The female secretary rubbed her temples and said softly: "Sir, that girl said that he has never been in love because he is shy and easily deceived."

"What the hell? Is Myanmar really committing fraud?!"

The man jumped up from the table.

Female secretary: "Fuck..."

I hung up the phone forcibly and couldn't communicate with these idiots at all!

The younger brother No. [-] stood beside the man with a smile and nodded slightly.

The man trembled his lips and glanced at the girl in the distance.

When the girl saw him, she quickly lowered her head shyly.

He muttered to himself: "I've already said I'm shy, why do I still look at others..."

The man looked away and swallowed: "She, she really can't tell."

"Well, sir, do you have any other questions?"

"...Tell her that it's okay to turn around and live a good life with a relaxed mind."

"it is good!"

Brother No. [-] smiled slightly.

He took out his phone and ordered takeout, then turned and walked towards the girl.

Showing a professional smile: "He told you to go back and wash some red dates, add green vegetables and green onions, and you can live a good life."

"But I don't like eating green onions."

The girl said.

Although the girls didn’t understand why the conversation spanned so much, and they all went straight to talking about life.

Is it...

Your Mr. Right has arrived!

Brother No. [-] understood and found the man: "She said she doesn't like Sicong."

"Ah? Then, then...well, I just changed jobs recently. What is her job now?"

The man had the courage to continue the conversation, it was really...

Could it be that the person opposite is a lunatic!

Brother No. [-] nodded.

Find the girl: "He said he just went to jail. What do you do now?"

"?? I just got out of jail..." The corner of the girl's mouth twitched, but she continued: "I was studying in England and just came back..."

"Oh!"

Brother No. [-] found the man: "She said she raised pigs in her hometown."

"It's pretty good...it can be considered as correcting one's evil ways..."

The man nodded...

Then lower your head and organize your words.

Why is it different from what the matchmaker introduced...

now.

Sitting between the two tables was a foreigner who had just learned Chinese.

He raised his head, his face filled with incomprehensible expression.

Why do I hear two different meanings?

Picked up the phone: "Wai, be honest, I, I don't seem to understand."

"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

"I heard people speaking Mandarin in the restaurant, but it seemed like two languages."

"Huh? Dialects?"

On the other side of the phone, the person called the teacher was stunned.

"No, honestly, why don't you come over?"

"Wait a minute, eh? I'm right here, I see you! Let me listen!"

Followed by.

The foreigner looked up.

I saw it in the distance...

Master Hu!

"honest!!!"

"Hey, Li Bai, what difficulties have you encountered?"

Master Hu asked enthusiastically.

Jiang Chen on the side looked confused.

Until Master Hu took out various teacher qualification certificates from his pocket.

The main thing is one, get a certificate to work!

Every money you make is legal and compliant!

--[Not surprisingly! Not surprising at all! ]

——[All of them have teaching qualification certificates. Master, please come to our school to teach. I want to learn fortune telling! ]

——[A senior teacher can also make international friends. ]

——[Wait a minute! Friends, what does this foreign friend say...what does it mean? ]

——[Not to mention, this foreign friend’s Mandarin is very good! ]

——[If I'm not mistaken, the one who delivered the message is Yang Leyang's younger brother, right? ]

——[The Japanese translator should look for you! A master of false information. ]

——[But anyway, it’s normal for him to order takeout! ]

——[Really...I don’t believe it! ]

...

At this moment, Master Hu finished listening to a discussion by foreign friends.

He and Jiang Chen looked together again.

I saw that younger brother No. [-] was still busy going back and forth.

Man: "Um... I have a rabbit at home. Do you want to go take a look?"

"understand!"

Brother No. [-] turned around and said, "He said he doesn't wear pants when he goes out. Do you want to come with us?"

Girl: "???Uh... I have something to do and I'll leave first."

After saying that, the girl stood up and walked out immediately.

The blind date introduced to her by her family.

He is not a normal person at all!

Brother No. [-] nodded and found the man: "Sir, she said she had something sour."

"Huh? Then...where is she going?"

The man is confused.

Brother No. [-] also shook his head and shrugged.

The man sighed helplessly, took out a hundred-dollar bill and prepared to hand it to the younger brother No. [-].

But Jiang Chen was one step ahead!

Sent the recording.

"Sir, please listen slowly, I'm delivering takeout!"

Jiang Chen laughed.

Then he turned around and took the takeout from the food pick-up port.

After walking two steps, he took it and handed it to Brother No. [-]...

"Um...enjoy your meal?"

"You wait!"

Brother No. [-] has no time to respond.

Arguing with men.

"Listen carefully to yourself! Did I translate it wrong? My hometown raises pigs!"

"That's studying in the UK! No, why did your company let you be the translator?!"

The man went crazy over that.

I wish I could drag my younger brother No. [-] and beat him up.

"This is..."

Brother No. [-] scratched his head.

He let out a long sigh: "You entered through the back door."

"You have such a strong connection! I'll give you my money back! I still have a deposit of 50 yuan."

"The relationship wasn't strong... That guy later went to the Duck House and was caught." Brother No. [-] lamented.

man:"???"

He held out his hand to ask for money and withdrew his hand.

He looked at Little Brother No. [-] almost gossiping: "You mean...he really used the back door?"

"if not…"

"Sigh~~~"

"Honestly, what do you mean by taking the back door? It seems very powerful, so I want to take the back door too."

Beside, foreign friends were asking friendly questions to Master Hu.

"Well." Master Hu pondered for a moment and said: "I will teach you later! You should watch carefully first. This is a big problem that arises after language barriers! Today's practical class, I will only accept you 888! "

"it is good!"

Foreign friends nodded solemnly.

Jiang Chen flashed faintly: "Brother...have you downloaded the anti-fraud app?"

"Bulletproof vest? No." The foreign friend shook his head repeatedly.

Jiang Chen: ...

the other side.

Men don't know how.

Maybe he suddenly regained his composure.

Shocked as to why he went through the back door.

What he lost now was his future wife! !

He couldn't help but pick up the hundred dollar bill.

He scolded little brother No. [-]!

"Squibbling! Why the hell are you quibbling to me? Throw your brain to feed the pigs. The pigs will think they're stupid! I'll smash you to death!"

The man took advantage of the opportunity and took a hundred-dollar bill and was about to smash it down, but he immediately realized something was wrong.

Change to an A4 paper!

Snapped!

Brother No. [-]’s heart: Damn, I’m so arrogant!

"I want to file a complaint against you, just wait!"

The masculinity still hasn’t gone away.

While sending messages, he was typing wildly, without stopping for a moment!

He didn't put away the hundred dollar bill in his hand.

And this is the reason why Brother No. [-] is willing to suffer this scolding! !

The 11 the boss gave him is still frozen!

special!

"Sir, why don't you take something to calm down. This kind of person should file a complaint."

Jiang Chen simply handed the takeout to the man, and then said with a smile.

"No need, I'm full! I've just filed a complaint!"

After saying that, the man walked out without looking back.

"What the hell? Sir!!"

Brother No. [-]’s face turned green.

money!

100 yuan! !

"Hey! Stop chasing me. Let's eat some takeout first?"

Jiang Chen stopped him and smiled.

Younger brother No. [-] turned around with resentment: "Jiang Chen, I really want to complain to you!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Tsk, what did you just say?" Jiang Chen's eyes lit up.