Everyone in the entertainment industry is falling apart, except me
Chapter 12 Killing Crazy Killing Crazy
Tang Xiao's team, which was counterattacked by Tu Qianqian one after another and smashed many water balloons back, did not dare to smash them in the face.
She took long strides, passed the big roller in a few steps, and then plunged into the water with a sudden movement.
Swinging his arms forward, pumping water up and down with his legs, he moved forward at a rapid speed visible to the naked eye.
The momentum is compelling, like a hunting leopard, advancing rapidly but without losing elegance.
[Holy shit, Tu Qianqian was actually faster than the boys. He was running wildly through the first level, and his footwork was confusing. He felt like he was falling in the next second. 】
[So fierce, my husband is so fierce. I hate that the program team is not equipped with underwater equipment, so I can't see my husband's face. 】
[Same as... Tu Qianqian is a butterfly swimmer. Among amateur swimmers, his speed and posture are already considered excellent. 】
[Where is Tang Xiao next door? 】
[Tang Xiao’s posture is also very standard, but his limbs have insufficient muscle mass, so he won’t be fast. What shocks me more is the boys’ group. Their muscles are all for viewing, so they are not as fast as the girls. 】
[Tu Qianqian, my husband who has been missing from the Internet for a long time...]
Swimming to the kayak, Tu Qianqian climbed on without even taking a breath.
Holding the paddle and swinging it left and right, she stared at the buoy intently. She controlled the kayak to move left and right, trying not to touch the buoy.
Tang Xiao, who was opposite, was clearly one step ahead of Tu Qianqian, but she couldn't keep up and was overtaken early. While she was rowing the kayak impatiently and moving left and right, she was anxiously observing whether Tu Qianqian had passed him. She, bang, capsized.
The whole person fell into the water. He was stunned and his eyes were blank.
At this time, Tu Qianqian had already reached the fourth level. She quickly climbed onto the shelf, holding the support bar with both hands, and pushed off the shelf with her left leg. Her posture was light and agile.
[In comparison, Wu Youqing and Hu Benben’s movements are very cumbersome. 】
[Not only are they bulky and have an unstable core, they are also two thin dogs. 】
[Let me introduce to you, the butterfly swimmer is my leopard husband, and the zipline swimmer is my antelope wife. But husband and wife, Tu Qianqian and I are very happy, thank you. 】
[It’s the 21st century, support monogamy, support Tu Qianqian’s gender fluidity! 】
[Laughing, Tu Qianqian was already shaking hula hoops at the fifth level, and there were no more two on the other side. 】
[There are three. Momo fell into the water at the first level and died before he could escape. 】
[If Tu Qianqian reaches the disc, the other side will be flooded. 】
[Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing. 】
Tu Qianqian's sense of balance is really good. He shook his left foot and walked slowly forward with his right foot. His face was calm and his eyes were looking at the floating board in front of him, as calm as if he was going shopping.
In the special episode that will be broadcast later, there are clips of the director team's experience. The first few levels are actually passed quickly as long as you pay a little attention. The slightly more difficult part is the zip line.
In addition to having strong arm strength, you also need to exert force on your waist and abdomen at the same time to land on the floating board.
But the nearly ten-meter floating board behind it was up and down on the water and was very unstable. The director team also fell off it many times.
Originally, I wanted to set the difficulty level on the zipline and floating board levels to have a variety show effect.
just now……
The effect was indeed achieved. Looking at the male host Zhao Shi on the opposite side rowing a kayak with a grin on his face, it was in sharp contrast to the unhurried Tu Qianqian here.
The director team was silent.
[Who cut the scene in the director's room, hahahahaha, even the post-editing may not have this effect. 】
[Tu Qianqian is not in the entertainment industry, he is clearly preparing for the Olympics. 】
[Laughing so hard, preparing for the Olympics. 】
Tu Qianqian, who had arrived at Yuanpan, squeezed the water from his clothes, sat cross-legged on the spot, squinted his eyes, and blocked the sun with his hands out of boredom.
Come on... we're going to die from the sun.
The last team member, Liu Qinghai, set off.
The reason why he was desperate was naturally because he was thinking about competing for CP with Lin Biwu, who was also the protagonist.
Just now, his manager secretly sent him a WeChat message, reminding him to have a good relationship with Lin Biwu in front of the camera.
Liu Qinghai, who has touching emotional intelligence, naturally doesn't think it's his problem.
Later, he wanted to talk to Lin Biwu in front of the camera, but Lin Biwu pretended not to hear, and tried to make physical contact but was avoided.
He could only blame it on women being narrow-minded. The 'generous' Liu Qinghai would naturally 'reunite' with Lin Biwu in the Yuanpan PK battle, or at least cover up what happened between him and Lin Biwu in the comment area.
I never expected... Tu Qianqian, who has always been weak, actually made it all the way to the end.
And he was still crawling hard, and even twisted his waist on the sling. In order to maintain a good image, he naturally gritted his teeth and pretended to be fine.
Finally came to the last level, the moment when Liu Qinghai stood on the big disc.
The directing team literally held each other's hands and cried with joy.
Finally, someone went up... They designed this level just to look better in the competition.
However, the first four are all trash.
Tu Qianqian stood up and looked at Liu Qinghai who was staggering across from him and trying to stand up straight with his chin raised.
"Brother Qing..."
"I'm ready." Liu Qinghai rolled up his sunscreen sleeves, his face ashen as he tried to force a smile: "Qianqian, I will let you, don't worry."
Tu Qianqian: ...Okay.
"thanks……."
[I still want you to give in to Sister Sha’s physique. Liu Qinghai, are you okay? Let’s go eat some plums! "Crazy", "crazy", "spoiled"]
[Although Tu Qianqian has slender limbs and no visible muscle mass, she can run faster than the boys on your team, and her explosive power, endurance, physical strength, and sense of balance are all better than yours... You let her? Liu Qinghai You might as well just dive in and admit defeat. 】
Looking at Liu Qinghai who was standing opposite him, Tu Qianqian looked level, spread his legs, raised his arms, pressed down with his hands, and entered the state.
Liu Qinghai confidently waved his arms wildly in front of Tu Qianqian and made several fake moves, thinking he could hide it from Tu Qianqian.
In the eyes of others, he looks like a big rooster, holding his head high and trying hard to wave his wings that can never fly. It is poignant and funny.
Tu Qianqian raised his hands, then put them down, raised them, then put them down again.
After lifting him several times, she looked at Liu Qinghai with confusion as his legs seemed to be nailed to the disk and only his arms were trying to wave. She frowned and stepped forward, pulling his clothes and pushing them down.
Not to be outdone, Liu Qinghai also grabbed Tu Qianqian's clothes, but she used one hand to press down on the slowly rotating disk, and Tu Qianqian took out his clothes.
Then the princess picked her up and threw her into the water.
"Beep - the blue team wins the first round of the game."
The referee announces the result.
Tu Qianqian slipped and fell into the water while cheering.
[Referee, I’m reporting her for diving! 】
[What is human sophistication ~ [tactical retreat]]
[So...how tall is Tu Qianqian really? Can anyone kindly tell me that Liu Qinghai is as tall as her? 】
[It’s not even as good as the ratio of killing sister, Liu Qinghai is [-]/[-]. 】
[Fortunately, I have a face. 】
[Tu Qianqian: Are you talking about me? 】
[Ahhhhh, the big guy upstairs is so brave! 】
She took long strides, passed the big roller in a few steps, and then plunged into the water with a sudden movement.
Swinging his arms forward, pumping water up and down with his legs, he moved forward at a rapid speed visible to the naked eye.
The momentum is compelling, like a hunting leopard, advancing rapidly but without losing elegance.
[Holy shit, Tu Qianqian was actually faster than the boys. He was running wildly through the first level, and his footwork was confusing. He felt like he was falling in the next second. 】
[So fierce, my husband is so fierce. I hate that the program team is not equipped with underwater equipment, so I can't see my husband's face. 】
[Same as... Tu Qianqian is a butterfly swimmer. Among amateur swimmers, his speed and posture are already considered excellent. 】
[Where is Tang Xiao next door? 】
[Tang Xiao’s posture is also very standard, but his limbs have insufficient muscle mass, so he won’t be fast. What shocks me more is the boys’ group. Their muscles are all for viewing, so they are not as fast as the girls. 】
[Tu Qianqian, my husband who has been missing from the Internet for a long time...]
Swimming to the kayak, Tu Qianqian climbed on without even taking a breath.
Holding the paddle and swinging it left and right, she stared at the buoy intently. She controlled the kayak to move left and right, trying not to touch the buoy.
Tang Xiao, who was opposite, was clearly one step ahead of Tu Qianqian, but she couldn't keep up and was overtaken early. While she was rowing the kayak impatiently and moving left and right, she was anxiously observing whether Tu Qianqian had passed him. She, bang, capsized.
The whole person fell into the water. He was stunned and his eyes were blank.
At this time, Tu Qianqian had already reached the fourth level. She quickly climbed onto the shelf, holding the support bar with both hands, and pushed off the shelf with her left leg. Her posture was light and agile.
[In comparison, Wu Youqing and Hu Benben’s movements are very cumbersome. 】
[Not only are they bulky and have an unstable core, they are also two thin dogs. 】
[Let me introduce to you, the butterfly swimmer is my leopard husband, and the zipline swimmer is my antelope wife. But husband and wife, Tu Qianqian and I are very happy, thank you. 】
[It’s the 21st century, support monogamy, support Tu Qianqian’s gender fluidity! 】
[Laughing, Tu Qianqian was already shaking hula hoops at the fifth level, and there were no more two on the other side. 】
[There are three. Momo fell into the water at the first level and died before he could escape. 】
[If Tu Qianqian reaches the disc, the other side will be flooded. 】
[Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing. 】
Tu Qianqian's sense of balance is really good. He shook his left foot and walked slowly forward with his right foot. His face was calm and his eyes were looking at the floating board in front of him, as calm as if he was going shopping.
In the special episode that will be broadcast later, there are clips of the director team's experience. The first few levels are actually passed quickly as long as you pay a little attention. The slightly more difficult part is the zip line.
In addition to having strong arm strength, you also need to exert force on your waist and abdomen at the same time to land on the floating board.
But the nearly ten-meter floating board behind it was up and down on the water and was very unstable. The director team also fell off it many times.
Originally, I wanted to set the difficulty level on the zipline and floating board levels to have a variety show effect.
just now……
The effect was indeed achieved. Looking at the male host Zhao Shi on the opposite side rowing a kayak with a grin on his face, it was in sharp contrast to the unhurried Tu Qianqian here.
The director team was silent.
[Who cut the scene in the director's room, hahahahaha, even the post-editing may not have this effect. 】
[Tu Qianqian is not in the entertainment industry, he is clearly preparing for the Olympics. 】
[Laughing so hard, preparing for the Olympics. 】
Tu Qianqian, who had arrived at Yuanpan, squeezed the water from his clothes, sat cross-legged on the spot, squinted his eyes, and blocked the sun with his hands out of boredom.
Come on... we're going to die from the sun.
The last team member, Liu Qinghai, set off.
The reason why he was desperate was naturally because he was thinking about competing for CP with Lin Biwu, who was also the protagonist.
Just now, his manager secretly sent him a WeChat message, reminding him to have a good relationship with Lin Biwu in front of the camera.
Liu Qinghai, who has touching emotional intelligence, naturally doesn't think it's his problem.
Later, he wanted to talk to Lin Biwu in front of the camera, but Lin Biwu pretended not to hear, and tried to make physical contact but was avoided.
He could only blame it on women being narrow-minded. The 'generous' Liu Qinghai would naturally 'reunite' with Lin Biwu in the Yuanpan PK battle, or at least cover up what happened between him and Lin Biwu in the comment area.
I never expected... Tu Qianqian, who has always been weak, actually made it all the way to the end.
And he was still crawling hard, and even twisted his waist on the sling. In order to maintain a good image, he naturally gritted his teeth and pretended to be fine.
Finally came to the last level, the moment when Liu Qinghai stood on the big disc.
The directing team literally held each other's hands and cried with joy.
Finally, someone went up... They designed this level just to look better in the competition.
However, the first four are all trash.
Tu Qianqian stood up and looked at Liu Qinghai who was staggering across from him and trying to stand up straight with his chin raised.
"Brother Qing..."
"I'm ready." Liu Qinghai rolled up his sunscreen sleeves, his face ashen as he tried to force a smile: "Qianqian, I will let you, don't worry."
Tu Qianqian: ...Okay.
"thanks……."
[I still want you to give in to Sister Sha’s physique. Liu Qinghai, are you okay? Let’s go eat some plums! "Crazy", "crazy", "spoiled"]
[Although Tu Qianqian has slender limbs and no visible muscle mass, she can run faster than the boys on your team, and her explosive power, endurance, physical strength, and sense of balance are all better than yours... You let her? Liu Qinghai You might as well just dive in and admit defeat. 】
Looking at Liu Qinghai who was standing opposite him, Tu Qianqian looked level, spread his legs, raised his arms, pressed down with his hands, and entered the state.
Liu Qinghai confidently waved his arms wildly in front of Tu Qianqian and made several fake moves, thinking he could hide it from Tu Qianqian.
In the eyes of others, he looks like a big rooster, holding his head high and trying hard to wave his wings that can never fly. It is poignant and funny.
Tu Qianqian raised his hands, then put them down, raised them, then put them down again.
After lifting him several times, she looked at Liu Qinghai with confusion as his legs seemed to be nailed to the disk and only his arms were trying to wave. She frowned and stepped forward, pulling his clothes and pushing them down.
Not to be outdone, Liu Qinghai also grabbed Tu Qianqian's clothes, but she used one hand to press down on the slowly rotating disk, and Tu Qianqian took out his clothes.
Then the princess picked her up and threw her into the water.
"Beep - the blue team wins the first round of the game."
The referee announces the result.
Tu Qianqian slipped and fell into the water while cheering.
[Referee, I’m reporting her for diving! 】
[What is human sophistication ~ [tactical retreat]]
[So...how tall is Tu Qianqian really? Can anyone kindly tell me that Liu Qinghai is as tall as her? 】
[It’s not even as good as the ratio of killing sister, Liu Qinghai is [-]/[-]. 】
[Fortunately, I have a face. 】
[Tu Qianqian: Are you talking about me? 】
[Ahhhhh, the big guy upstairs is so brave! 】
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