What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

The last time Zhang Xiaoan knocked out a drunkard in a private room, Shi Lingyan was so fascinated.

She originally thought she would go to the college to check on Zhang Xiaoan and ask for his contact information when she had time, but she accidentally discovered that he was on the TV news today.

Or as a true hero who bravely catches fugitives!

After seeing the news, Shi Lingyan said nothing and went directly to the Provincial Hospital with flowers.

Then he met his old enemy from school, Fang Moxuan.

In the ward at this time.

The two women standing by the bed looked at each other for a long time.

With a polite smile on her face, Fang Moxuan's calm tone was mixed with a little helplessness, and she asked straightforwardly: "When you were in school, you competed with me for certificates and rankings. Are you planning to compete with me for your husband now?"

When Yang Xinyi heard this, she put her hands in her pockets and secretly made them into fists.

Then he moved step by step to Shi Lingyan's side and smiled at the other person with a kind face.

Shi Lingyan glanced at her, turned her head and said to Fang Moxuan: "I don't mean to steal your husband, I just want to compete fairly with you."

Zhang Xiaoan, who was hiding under the quilt, was almost scared to death.

Compete for your uncle!

You have nothing to do but be a troublemaker, right?

Fang Moxuan maintained an elegant demeanor on her face and asked: "OK, you can compete fairly if you want, but can you tell me how you and my husband met?"

"We met at KTV. Didn't your husband tell you?"

Fang Moxuan's face was filled with confusion, and she asked in a serious tone: "Why did you go to KTV to work?"

Fang Moxuan's words reminded Shi Lingyan of the drunken man she met at Candy that day, who also thought of her as a bartender.

"Can you speak?! I came back from studying abroad and am a highly educated person! I won't go to work in a place like that!" Shi Lingyan shouted angrily: "We are adults now, I I told you that I’ll compete fairly with you, so don’t attack me personally, okay?!”

"Okay, okay, I won't attack you." Fang Moxuan didn't bother to argue with her, lifted Zhang Xiaoan's quilt, and asked gently: "Baby, it's not like I don't know how to drink with you, why are you going to the KTV?"

Although Fang Moxuan asked with a smile.

But Zhang Xiaoan still caught a very strong murderous look on her face!

"Uncle Wei asked me to go and talk to Mr. Du from Candy KTV about beer cooperation! If you don't believe me, you can call him and ask him!" Zhang Xiaoan explained quickly, for fear that if he spoke too slowly, Fang Moxuan would directly judge him. A "death penalty" for myself.

"Oh, then she wants to compete fairly with me for you, what do you think?"

Looking at Fang Moxuan's smiling eyes, Zhang Xiaoan always had a feeling of panic.

He immediately raised three fingers and swore: "Heaven above! I, Zhang Xiao'an, will be loyal to you and will never change my mind! If I tell a lie, I, Zhang Xiao'an, will be infertile from now on and will have many descendants!" "

"Good! Be good~" Fang Moxuan touched his head, then sat on the chair, holding an apple in her left hand, and picked up a fruit knife from the bedside table with her right hand and began to peel the apple for him.

Fang Moxuan's movements were light and her expression was relaxed. She didn't take Shi Lingyan who was present seriously at all.

"Brush brush..."

In less than half a minute, a thin layer of apple peel fell into the trash can without being broken.

Fang Moxuan's swordsmanship is superb and unparalleled!

Zhang Xiaoan felt like she could shave off all the flesh between his bones!

"Eat it, baby." Fang Moxuan handed the apple over.

Zhang Xiaoan took the apple and took two bites. He made a satisfied sound in his mouth and praised: "Well~the apples my wife peeled are sweet!"

"Kiss one."

"Huh~" Zhang Xiaoan pouted and kissed Fang Moxuan on the face.

Seeing how loving the two of them were, Shi Lingyan reluctantly took out one of the apples from the bag on the ground without taking it. After peeling it, she brought it to Zhang Xiaoan's mouth: "Darling~ Apples are too hard and are not good for your teeth. Eat the root." Banana.”

"Thank you, I don't like bananas, you can eat them yourself." Zhang Xiaoan decisively refused the bananas fed by the other party.

Because one banana can kill one's life, which is really not a crime.

"I don't like eating bananas either. People have worked so hard to peel them for you, so just take a bite~" Shi Lingyan spoke delicately, and those who listened had goosebumps all over their bodies.

"You can take it back if you don't like it."

"Pfft!"

"Pfft!"

Fang Moxuan and Yang Xinyi couldn't help laughing.

Don't tell me, Zhang Xiaoan's bad mouth is quite likable sometimes!

"Where can you use bananas~"

Fang Moxuan's smile disappeared instantly, and she looked at Zhang Xiaoan with cold eyes.

Zhang Xiaoan: "..."

Those who have studied abroad and come back are shameless!

You are awesome!

"Haha, I'm going back to Darling first, and I'll come over to see you tomorrow~"

Shi Lingyan stood up and put the banana aside, then bent down to kiss Zhang Xiaoan's cheek.

"Snapped!"

Zhang Xiaoan raised his hand and gave her a small mouth.

Shi Lingyan retracted her head, pouted and asked aggrievedly: "What are you doing?"

"There was a mosquito on your face just now."

"Look at how cowardly you are because you are afraid of your wife. Just take good care of yourself. I'm leaving, okay~" Shi Lingyan blew a kiss to Zhang Xiaoan, then walked out of the ward with a coquettish smile and twisted her buttocks.

next second.

Zhang Xiaoan and others heard a middle-aged voice coming from the door of the ward.

"Hey! Girl, it's not okay for you to wear so little. It will be cold in the future."

"What do you know? All my foreign classmates are dressed like me, they are fat pigs!" Shi Lingyan glared at Fatty Chen and walked towards the elevator.

"How can this child speak? I don't know how to behave, and I have no manners at all." Fatty Chen looked at Shi Lingyan's back and shook his head, then walked into the ward with bricks in his hand.

The moment I saw him holding a brick in his hand.

Fang Moxuan stood up and hid the fruit knife behind her.

"You are here, Xuanxuan." Fatty Chen greeted her with a smile.

"Well... you're here, Uncle Chen." Fang Moxuan responded out of politeness.

"When I was hospitalized some time ago, Xiaoan brought a brick to see me. This time Xiaoan was hospitalized, and I thought about how I should reciprocate, haha!" Fatty Chen laughed and seemed to be in a very good mood.

Fatty Chen not only likes to educate people by pretending to be an old-timer.

His mind is very small.

Belongs to the category of those who must retaliate for their anger.

The day after he was discharged from the hospital, Fatty Chen saw on the news that Zhang Xiaoan had been stabbed several times and was hospitalized. He immediately drove back to his "second hometown" provincial hospital.

At this time, looking at Zhang Xiaoan lying on the hospital bed, Fatty Chen had one word in his heart: It's great!

"Xuanxuan, please go out with Xinyi first. Mr. Chen and I will chat for a while."

"Oh, I'm at the door. If you need anything, call me." Fang Moxuan turned up the fruit knife and hid it in her sleeve, said hello to Yang Xinyi, and the two of them walked out of the ward facing Fatty Chen's gaze.

"Don't worry Xuanxuan, your Uncle Chen is an adult and will definitely not do anything to your boyfriend." Fatty Chen said to Fang Moxuan's back, turned around and walked towards the hospital bed.

Then his feet slipped and he stumbled forward two steps.

With a "pop" sound, he knelt down in front of the hospital bed.

Zhang Xiaoan frowned and asked:

"Just come and see me with a brick. Do you still want to blackmail me for some New Year's money?"