What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

Li Chacha pushed forward a few meters and plunged into the mound.

He stood up in a panic and just as he turned around, Zhang Xiaoan walked up to him, raised his leg and kicked him, sending him flying into the woods on the side of the road.

Followed by.

Zhang Xiaoan went into the woods and came to Li Chacha who was lying on the ground. He stretched out his hand and gently twisted his shoulders twice, removing his arms.

"Quack! Quack!"

"what!!!"

Li Chacha let out a shrill scream.

He tried to get up from the ground.

But he couldn't control his two dislocated arms to keep his balance.

Li Chacha tried for a long time, but couldn't even kneel down.

Seeing that the other party had lost the ability to move, Zhang Xiaoan turned around and returned to Yang Chuan.

Yang Chuan lay on the ground and fainted with his eyes closed. He didn't know whether he fainted from excessive blood loss or was frightened by the knife.

Zhang Xiaoan tapped Yang Chuan's body twice randomly with his fingers, then took off Yang Chuan's suit and wrapped it around his lower abdomen to help him stop the bleeding.

Zhang Xiaoan came to the driver Xiao Lu again and saw that he was still breathing.

Zhang Xiaoan used the same method to help the other party stop the bleeding in his abdomen.

Subsequently.

Zhang Xiaoan walked back to the woods.

"Congratulations on catching me. You have done a great job and have been promoted to the third level. Haha..." Li Chacha smiled while lying on the ground, and his face did not show much panic.

This is the real outlaw!

Compared with him, Guo Dakuan, who calls himself a desperado, is not even a gangster.

"Thank you for your blessing, but I'm not a policeman." Zhang Xiaoan walked up to Li Chacha and picked up the dagger that fell next to him.

"You're not a policeman?" Li Chacha was stunned for a moment, then frowned and asked tentatively: "Then you...are here to seek revenge from me?"

Li Chacha instantly thought of the eight innocent people who died tragically in his hands.

Could it be that the person in front of him is a relative or friend of those who died in his hands?

Think of this.

Li Chacha's heart thumped.

He is not afraid that Zhang Xiaoan is a policeman. Anyway, the shooting only takes a moment. After 18 years, I will be a robber again!

But he was very afraid that Zhang Xiaoan came to seek revenge on him.

If this is the case, Li Chacha knows that he will definitely be tortured to death by the other party!

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoan remained silent, Li Chacha had a layer of cold sweat on his forehead and advised: "Brother, people like me will definitely be shot when caught by the police. Although I am a criminal, I am also a human being. , you will go to jail if you kill me."

"You are still very young, don't go down the road of crime like me!"

"There's no need to risk your bright future for a scum like me!"

"Listen to my advice, call the police with your mobile phone, and hand me over to the police. They will definitely give you justice!"

Zhang Xiaoan seemed to be deaf and ignored him at all.

He just lay on the ground and rolled back and forth, covering his body with layers of soil.

Li Chacha looked at Zhang Xiaoan with confused eyes.

He really couldn't understand Zhang Xiaoan's operation, and couldn't figure out why the other person was rolling and crawling on the ground.

"Brother, you..."

In the middle of Li Chacha's words, Zhang Xiaoan, who was sitting on the ground, held the dagger in his hands and raised it high, then aimed at the belly and stabbed it in hard.

"Pfft!"

The blade was completely immersed in the abdomen, and a stream of blood immediately spurted out.

"Fuck!!!"

Li Chacha's eyes widened and he looked at Zhang Xiaoan sitting there "self-harming" with an expression of disbelief.

But Li Chacha reacted quickly and thought to himself: He stabbed himself... He was creating a scene of self-defense! ! ! His mother's... If I want to say the ruthless person, it has to be him! He doesn't hesitate to kill himself for revenge, awesome!

Facts prove that no matter how ruthless a person is.

There is no one who is not frightened in front of Zhang Xiaoan.

They all have to give a thumbs up and compliment each other on how damn good they are!

The dagger was still stuck in Zhang Xiaoan's abdomen. He turned to look at Li Chacha and asked calmly: "Brother, where do you usually stab when you kill someone? Can you help me see where I stab?"

"..."

"..."

Li Chacha couldn't describe the scene in front of him in words. Zhang Xiaoan's behavior made him feel perverted even if he was a pervert!

Li Chacha was silent for a moment: "Brother... Actually, you don't need to be so cruel at all. You just need to stab yourself in the leg."

"Pfft!"

"Pfft!"

Zhang Xiaoan directly raised the knife and stabbed himself twice in the thigh.

Then he turned to look at Li Chacha and asked, "Is it miserable enough now? If I pull out a colon and hang it around my neck, will it be even worse?"

"No!"

"I beg you!"

"Never do that!"

"If you do that, even drinking Meng Po soup won't make me forget you, please..."

this moment.

Li Chacha felt like he was going crazy. He felt that his inner world had darkened.

madman!

He's a total lunatic!

"Then let's do it." Zhang Xiao'an said, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed the police number, and said in a half-dead tone: "Hey... Yaoyaoling... I... I subdued the murderer Li Chacha Yes, I am injured now, I am..."

After hanging up the phone.

Zhang Xiaoan immediately stood up and walked up to Li Chacha vigorously, and dropped the dagger to the ground with a "bang".

"pick it up."

Li Chacha raised his head slightly: "...huh?"

"Pick up the dagger, I'll let you pick up the dagger!"

Li Chacha gritted his teeth and held it in for a long time: "My arm is dislocated and I have no strength... I can't pick it up..."

"Oh." Zhang Xiaoan responded, picked up the dagger and stuffed it into the opponent's hand.

Then he fell back and lay next to Li Chacha.

"Don't be afraid, just wait patiently, the police will come to arrest you soon."

What does he want to do?

What does he want to do? ! ! !

He stabbed himself three times and still spoke powerfully. Who is he? !

"...What on earth do you do? Why do you want to arrest me?"

Li Chacha finally asked the doubts in his heart.

no other meaning.

I just wanted to put an end to the doubts in my heart before I died. It was clear that I was going to die. When the Lord of Hell came, he would have an explanation.

"Don't be afraid, I'm just nosy." Zhang Xiaoan suddenly turned his head and asked, "The police will have to wait for a while before they arrive. Are you talking about five yuan?"

……

Two 10 minutes later.

"Actually, it would be better if you found a wife earlier. When you have a wife, you will find out..." Zhang Xiaoan changed the subject: "But you are so ugly, and you are not as beautiful as the hair on my legs. , I guess no girl can fall in love with you."

"Maybe..." Li Chacha fell silent after speaking.

The parents who had been chatting with Zhang Xiaoan for a long time had a quarrel.

He is now in a very calm mood.

Hurry and shoot!

I'm tired……

But after a few seconds of tight silence, Li Chacha opened his mouth and asked, "Can I ask you a question?"

"Just ask."

"Why don't you die after stabbing yourself three times? Do you have special powers?"

Zhang Xiaoan sat up suddenly, looked at him and asked, "Have you ever heard of the Golden Bell?"

The voice just fell.

Hearing the sound of police sirens around him, Zhang Xiaoan immediately lay back down again, closed his eyes and looked like he was about to die.

She was as weak as if she had just given birth to septuplets in one go.

Li Chacha: "..."

Movie king?

Do you want to award this year's Oscar statuette to you? !

"Bang bang..."

"Dengdengdeng..."

Several uniformed policemen dug through the grass and saw Zhang Xiaoan lying "unconscious" on the ground at a glance, and Li Chacha, the big enemy with his head lowered next to him.

Several policemen hurriedly ran to the two men.

"Ah! Isn't this the Zhang Xiaoan that Bureau Qin asked us to look for?" The policeman who recognized Zhang Xiaoan immediately knelt down, patted his face and asked, "Xiao Zhang... can you hear me, Xiao Zhang?"

Zhang Xiaoan's lips moved.

The policeman put his ear to his mouth and heard his voice weakly muttering: "Xuanxuan...Xuanxuan...I love you..."

"Still conscious! Hurry! Get him to the car and take him to the hospital!"

The two policemen lifted up Zhang Xiaoan and ran to the police car quickly.

The leading police officer angrily kicked Li Chacha who was lying on the ground, pointed at him and cursed: "You are a bastard! Look at what you stabbed someone else's child! Just wait to be shot!"

Li Chacha was pushed to the ground by two policemen and handcuffed. He said with some despair:

"First of all...I didn't stab him..."

"Secondly...do you believe me when I say he is pretending?"