What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

Yang Xinyi's words suddenly reminded Zhang Xiaoan of that unbearable experience...

It was probably more than a year or two years ago, less than seven days before his ascension failed.

It was a sunny afternoon.

It was rare for Zhang Xiaoan to be in the mood to travel to other places.

He walked leisurely on the shore of the local artificial lake, looking at the beautiful scenery of the city in front of him, he was filled with emotion.

It's about to ascend.

Before ascension.

He must visit the great rivers and mountains of the motherland again and see all the prosperous and beautiful scenery in this world!

Just as he was intoxicated with himself, he suddenly heard a young woman's cry for help.

"Come here! My son fell into the water, please help my son!"

"Come here! Help..."

Zhang Xiaoan held the idea of ​​saving a life and gaining seven merits.

He didn't even hesitate and plunged directly into the lake.

He paddled the dog in the lake and fished out a husky.

Zhang Xiaoan returned to the shore soaked all over. He looked at Yang Xinyi and asked very speechlessly and helplessly: "Sister, can you tell that what I just used was a dog paddle? Don't you know that dogs can swim?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I was too anxious, I forgot..." Yang Xinyi apologized repeatedly.

"Watch your ancestors!" Zhang Xiaoan angrily threw the husky to the ground, then turned and left.

After a dog paddle in the water, a dog was rescued.

Damn Amitabha!

Later, he failed to ascend and was struck by lightning, so he lost his memory. He couldn't remember going into the water to save the dog.

By the time he regained his memory, he was with Fang Moxuan. He had long forgotten about going into the water to rescue the dog, and he had even forgotten about Yang Xinyi.

Even if he could remember going into the water to rescue the dog, he couldn't remember what Yang Xinyi looked like.

……

The scene switches to reality.

Fang Moxuan looked at Yang Xinyi with a puzzled look on her face and asked, "Your son? When did you have a child? Don't you even have a boyfriend?"

"Her son is a dog."

Fang Moxuan turned around and glared at Zhang Xiaoan: "Can you fart well with that mouth of yours?"

"Xuanxuan, please don't scold him. Your fiancé is right. My son is really a dog, a husky with a relatively pure bloodline..." Yang Xinyi scratched her head and said with some embarrassment.

Fang Moxuan: "..."

Fine.

Everyone has aspirations.

Yang Xinyi looked at Zhang Xiaoan and said, "Xiaoan, right? I'm really sorry. I was really a little too anxious at the time. I didn't mean it."

"I know many people say that I like dogs a little too much, and I also know that no matter what, a dog's life cannot be compared with a human life... Anyway, I am really sorry, and I apologize to you for my mindless behavior at that time. .”

In this society where dog lovers are rampant, there are very few people like Yang Xinyi who can still maintain a trace of calmness and know that human life is more important than dog life.

Judging from this point of view, her character... is pretty good.

Zhang Xiaoan waved his hand: "Forget it, what is in the past is in the past."

"Then I'll treat you and Xuanxuan to dinner. You two have the final say on what to eat. Just think of me as apologizing to you, and by the way, I can repay your life-saving grace for my copper coin (husky)."

Fang Moxuan said in a friendly manner: "No, you are a guest in Wangjiang. Xiaoan and I can treat you."

"Let's go first and talk after we get out of the hospital."

The three walked slowly, talking and laughing as they walked out of the hospital.

The three of them had just walked to the square of the hospital.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

A little teddy came out of nowhere and rushed towards Yang Xinyi.

Maybe because he smelled the smell of dog on Yang Xinyi, little Teddy barked at her.

"What's that? You're so annoying!" Yang Xinyi raised her little foot and kicked the little teddy so hard that he rolled over twice.

Zhang Xiaoan was surprised: "Don't you like dogs?"

"I like dogs, but I'm most annoyed by the Teddy breed! I'm also annoyed by dog ​​owners who don't have leashes!" Yang Xinyi just finished speaking with a frown.

A fat lady in her 40s with curly hair stood up from the chair nearby and rushed towards Yang Xinyi with her teeth and claws open.

"You bitch who has a family and no one to support him! Why do you kick my son! I'll scratch you to death!"

The big fat bitch looked like a shrew at first glance, so she raised her hand and was about to grab Yang Xinyi's face.

Before Fang Moxuan could take action, Zhang Xiaoan stepped forward and stood in front of Yang Xinyi, pushing the fat girl.

"Come to me if you have any trouble, don't curse me girl."

"What the hell are you doing? I'm coming at you! I'm going to scratch whoever kicks my son, get out of my way!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

When the little teddy saw how fierce his owner was, he rushed forward and tried to bite Zhang Xiaoan.

"It looks like a potato, you're screaming at your mother!" Zhang Xiaoan kicked the little teddy several meters away, then looked up at the big fat bitch and hooked his fingers: "I'll kick your dad too Come on, come and tickle me, come on, suck!"

"I'll scratch you into fucking potato shreds!"

The big fat bitch rushed towards Zhang Xiaoan with a roar.

Fang Moxuan took a step forward, grabbed the other person's hair and pulled it down hard, then raised her knees and knocked hard on the other person's abdomen twice.

Fang Moxuan never likes to use women to fight, including when she beat Chen Jian before, she also grabbed the other person's hair and hit it against the car glass.

One is due to personality.

The second reason is that she has practiced self-defense techniques such as Sanda and fighting, so she can be more ruthless.

The third is that no matter who it is, if he dares to touch her man, it is a serious sin and cannot be forgiven!

"You little slut, how dare you hit me! Just wait for me!" The fat lady said as she was about to take out her mobile phone and make a phone call.

at this time.

An urban management law enforcement vehicle drove from a distance and parked in front of the hospital.

The urban management officer sitting in the car saw that he had "achieved", got out of the car, picked up the capture net and ran towards the entrance of the hospital.

Taking advantage of the big fat lady's opportunity to scold Zhang Xiaoan and others while flipping through her address book.

The urban management directly used a big net to cover the little teddy who was barking behind the big fat woman, then turned around and ran to the car, just like a dog thief.

"You three, don't leave. If you have the guts, just wait here for me! Damn..."

Zhang Xiaoan raised his hand and pointed behind the fat woman: "Stop scolding, your father was arrested by the city management."

The big fat girl turned around and saw that the city management was about to get into the car. She shouted "Oh my God" and ran after her.

"My son! Give me back my son! How can I live without a son... My sky is falling!"

After the big fat ladies ran out a few steps, they sat down on the ground, pounded the ground with both hands, and cried loudly: "You give me back my son... I'm cnm! You bunch of indifferent bastards Damn it! Damn it..."

A passerby who just passed by didn't know what happened. He approached Zhang Xiaoan and asked, "What's wrong, brother? The trafficker kidnapped his son?"

"Her son was a dog. He barked everywhere without a leash and was captured by the city management team." Zhang Xiaoan explained calmly.

"Fuck! Then she's not a pure idiot! She deserves it!" The passerby cursed and turned away.

The big fat bitch was sitting on the ground, acting up and howling, and her shoes were kicked off by her.

"You bunch of plagued beasts... give me back my son..."

As the big fat lady spoke, her eyes twitched away and she lay motionless on the ground.

When the security guard at the entrance of the hospital saw the "achievements" coming, he hurriedly turned to the reception desk in the lobby and shouted: "Someone fainted at the door. Hurry up and call someone to bring a stretcher. Remember to call more people. That bitch who fainted will be quacked." Fat!"

In a few minutes.

Several male doctors and nurses rushed out with a stretcher and struggled to lift the fat girl and put her on the stretcher.

"123...starts!"

Two male doctors struggled to carry the stretcher and ran to the emergency room panting heavily.

Zhang Xiaoan and the other three hurriedly ran to the parking lot while no one was paying attention to them.

After getting on the Wrangler, the three of them laughed loudly:

"Hahahaha!"

"Cool!"

Yang Xinyi is a relatively sober and rational dog lover. The reason why the Husky fell into the water was not because she did not have a leash. It was entirely because the Husky breed is too lively and not too small in length. Sometimes they are playful and some are weak. It's hard for girls to hold back.

As soon as he was distracted, he ran away without a trace.

Although Fang Moxuan and Zhang Xiaoan do not love dogs as much as she does, they still like dogs. They used to say that they would raise a corgi together when they have the opportunity in the future.

The three people love dogs to varying degrees, but they all dislike people who walk their dogs without leashes.

That big fat bitch has finally reaped the consequences.

Today's battle.

Beautifully done!