What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?
Chapter 55: The Tianling Gai can poke a hole
Zhang Xiaoan felt very familiar looking at the figure of the other two.
He stared at Guo Dakuan's face and thought carefully.
Guo Dakuan raised his hand and pulled his head, and cursed: "What are you looking at? Don't you know how to do magic? Take your head off and let me see!"
profound……!
After being reminded like this, Zhang Xiaoan remembered it.
The two people in front of me were the two fools who had been following me in the car some time ago and were scared away by me on the mountain.
Ever since he hung Zhang Qingyang and Fatty Chen on a tree and beat them up to vent their anger, he had already forgotten about this incident.
Fatty Chen is still in the hospital, so he definitely doesn't have time to talk to him.
Could it be Zhang Qingyang?
Zhang Xiaoan thought of Zhang Qingyang's cowardly look and thought that it couldn't possibly be him.
"Where do you want me to go with you?" Zhang Xiaoan asked expressionlessly.
"Come with me and you will know. Someone wants to see you." Guo Dakuan stepped forward and put his arms around Zhang Xiaoan's neck, pulled out a dagger from his waist and put it against his waist, saying: "If you don't want to get stabbed, don't play tricks and try to cooperate as much as possible. Let me order, can you understand?"
"Okay." Zhang Xiaoan stood up and walked towards the stairs while being held hostage by Guo Dakuan.
Today, he wanted to see who was so persistent and had been instructing these two brothers to follow him.
If it's really Zhang Qingyang or Fatty Chen, then beat them both again!
……
On a chair in the lobby on the first floor.
Yang Xinyi turned sideways, smiled at Fang Moxuan who was sitting next to her, and said: "I really envy you, Xuanxuan, you are already preparing to get pregnant, unlike me who doesn't even have a boyfriend and is urged to get married every day by my family. So annoying!"
"Then hurry up and find one. If you can hold the wedding before me, I will be your bridesmaid."
"I'll forget it. With such an ugly face, no one would want it." Yang Xinyi said modestly.
Yang Xinyi is not very beautiful, but she is not ugly either. She is considered a very ordinary type.
However, she comes from a privileged family, wears brand-name clothes, and grew up in a very healthy environment, giving her an innate confidence.
Once a person has self-confidence, he will appear to be full of energy, and his temperament will also improve in all aspects.
Yang Xinyi is the daughter of the richest man in Chunyang City, the capital of neighboring provinces, and her family conditions are similar to Fang Moxuan's.
Wangjiang and Chunyang are relatively close to each other. It takes about two hours to drive, which is closer than going to Sanjiang City.
Therefore, both families have businesses on each other's territory, and there is a slight competition.
But after all, the fathers of both parties are big bosses in their respective cities, and they pay more attention to face. In addition, the competing business is not particularly important, so they each took a step back and there was never any friction.
After the government took the lead a few months ago and prompted the two parties to cooperate on an ecological park project, Fang Jun and Yang Xinyi's father also officially started to take action.
Now the two sides are in a state of inextricably tied interests.
As the daughter of two big bosses and a college classmate, she was naturally very enthusiastic after meeting her by chance in the hospital.
"Stop being modest, I was chasing you when I was in college..." Fang Moxuan said, and suddenly she saw two strong men holding Zhang Xiaoan's neck, and the three of them walked out of the hospital talking and laughing.
"What's wrong Xuanxuan?"
"It's okay. I saw my fiancé. Let me call him first." Fang Moxuan said, taking out her mobile phone and dialing Zhang Xiaoan's number.
The door of the hospital.
Not long after Zhang Xiaoan was carried out, the phone in his pocket rang.
Guo Dakuan stopped, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at the caller ID as Fang Daboss, and asked: "Your boss's phone number?"
"My wife's."
"Fucking foreign language! Do you know what to say when you answer the phone?" Guo Dakuan asked with a cold face.
"I know, if I say anything wrong, just stab me."
"Haha, you are sensible!"
Zhang Xiaoan took the mobile phone from the other party, put it to his ear after connecting: "Hey, what's wrong, wife?"
"Who did you have sex with again?"
"Two neighbors came from my hometown, and I went out to have a simple meal with them."
"Oh, has your inspection report come out?"
Zhang Xiaoan made nonsense: "After I came out, the doctor said I was infertile."
"Stop talking nonsense! I'll take a look at your report when you come back from your work later. You can have dinner with them first." Fang Moxuan was never ambiguous when Zhang Xiaoan was doing business, and she hung up the phone directly after speaking.
Zhang Xiaoan and the other two continued walking towards the parking lot.
Guo Dakuan put his arm around Zhang Xiaoan's shoulders, touched his head and said with a smile: "Brother, be open-minded. Infertility is not a serious illness. You just need to cooperate with me and let me make money."
"When the time comes, I will definitely use my connections to find someone to help you cure your illness."
"If it really can't be cured, it's okay. I can give birth. You can lend me your sister-in-law for a few days, and I promise to let my sister-in-law give birth to a big fat boy for you! Hahaha!"
The royal driver smiled obscenely and echoed: "I can do it too, I can give birth too!"
Zhang Xiaoan said nothing and had no expression on his face.
Wait until the three of them get in the car.
The driver was driving in front.
Guo Dakuan sat in the back and took out his mobile phone to call Yi Nan: "Old girl, I brought you the man. Shall we meet at the villa?"
"Okay, I'll be arriving at the villa soon. Please hurry up. Thank you for your hard work, Brother Kuan." Upon hearing that the other party had brought someone here, Yi Nan's tone on the phone became much gentler.
"It's not hard, just remember to bring the money with you!"
"Don't worry, Brother Kuan, you are indispensable."
Guo Dakuan happily hung up the phone, hugged Zhang Xiaoan and said, "Brother, I will leave you a phone number later. If you encounter any difficulties in childbirth in the future, remember to call me!"
"Haha, okay, leave me a phone number when you get there."
……
When the car drove to the villa.
It happened that Yi Nan walked into the courtyard of the villa with a bag on her arm, leaving the three of them behind.
"The woman who came in just now is looking for you, did you see her?"
Although he didn't see Yi Nan's face, the aura of dust emanating from her back reminded Zhang Xiao'an of this person.
That's it!
Zhang Xiaoan initially thought it was Zhang Qingyang or Fatty Chen who was looking for someone to follow him, but he didn't expect it to be this bitch!
Zhang Xiaoan reacted immediately.
She must be doing it for the recording!
"I saw it. Go and tell her. I'll come find her when I have time. My wife is still waiting for me, so I'll go back first." After Zhang Xiaoan finished speaking, he stretched his body easily.
Now that he knew who the mastermind behind it was, there was no need to waste time.
Guo Dakuan looked at him in confusion and asked, "What did you say?"
"I said you go and tell her for me first, and I'll come find her when I have time. Do you understand?"
"Ha! Brother, look at me holding a knife in my hand. We are kidnapping now, not playing house. Are you going to leave as soon as you want?" Guo Dakuan said, his face gradually darkened.
His voice just fell.
Zhang Xiao'an snatched the dagger from his hand like lightning, stretched out two fingers to hold the blade and gently broke it.
"Crack!"
The blade made of pure steel was easily broken into two pieces by him.
"Do you still have a knife in your hand now?" Zhang Xiaoan asked with a smile.
Guo Dakuan: "..."
driver:"……"
What the fuck... is this powerful Vajra finger? !
If this finger pokes into the head, a hole will be poked in the Tianling Cap, right? !
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
Guo Dakuan immediately became obedient and said very gently: "Brother, I will convey your words to you. You should go back quickly. Don't keep your brothers and sisters waiting..."
"If you didn't mention it, I almost forgot. You just said you were going to help me give birth to the baby, right? You asked me to lend you my wife for a few days. Are you quite blind?" Zhang Xiaoan asked with narrowed eyes.
"I was indeed a fool in the past...but I have changed my ways now...I was making a joke with you just now, brother, haha..." Guo Dakuan smiled awkwardly.
It's not that Guo Dakuan is too cowardly, but the scene of Zhang Xiaoan breaking the blade with two fingers is too scary.
With just such a thin blade, it would take Guo Dakuan half an hour to cut through it with a hacksaw.
What is the concept of Zhang Xiaoan breaking the blade of a knife with two fingers?
Probably at a certain moment just now, Guo Dakuan even thought that the other party was a martial arts master who could use powerful diamond fingers!
He must be at least as big as Zhang Sanfeng!
"Snapped!"
Zhang Xiaoan raised his hand and slapped Guo Dakuan across the face, leaving five clear fingerprints on his face, followed by nosebleeds.
Guo Dakuan didn't dare to say anything. He stirred his tongue around in his mouth and felt that the two molars on his right cheek were a little loose.
"Come closer, it's your turn." Zhang Xiaoan raised his fingers at the driver.
The driver smiled sarcastically: "I was talking to you just now..."
"I just want to slap you, do you have any objections?"
"No..." The driver obediently stretched his face over and slapped Zhang Xiaoan in the face.
"I should have asked you two to go to the hospital for a few days just because you kept talking to me on the road. But I'm in a good mood today, so I'll just give you a slap in the face." Zhang Xiaoan approached Guo Dakuan and asked with a smile. : "Should you two thank me?"
"It should... it should..." Guo Dakuan nodded repeatedly.
Zhang Xiaoan picked up Guo Dakuan's mobile phone, entered his own mobile phone number, dialed and turned on the hands-free.
"You two sing a song of gratitude to me. Just turn on the speakerphone and wait until I hang up the phone. If you dare to stop in the middle, I will definitely come back to you, okay?"
"OK...OK..."
"I'm leaving, you two sing." Zhang Xiaoan opened the door and got out of the car.
Guo Dakuan and the driver looked at Zhang Xiaoan's retreating figure, then looked down at the hands-free cell phone on the back seat.
They wanted to hang up the phone, but they didn't dare.
"Hurry up and sing! If you don't sing, I'll go back!" Zhang Xiaoan's voice came from the mobile phone.
Guo Dakuan's Adam's apple squirmed and he sang a cappella: "I, I...I came from accident~"
Zhang Xiaoan: "Don't stutter! Change the tune a little and give me a happy version!"
Guo Dakuan: "..."
Isn’t this just fucking embarrassing? !
He stared at Guo Dakuan's face and thought carefully.
Guo Dakuan raised his hand and pulled his head, and cursed: "What are you looking at? Don't you know how to do magic? Take your head off and let me see!"
profound……!
After being reminded like this, Zhang Xiaoan remembered it.
The two people in front of me were the two fools who had been following me in the car some time ago and were scared away by me on the mountain.
Ever since he hung Zhang Qingyang and Fatty Chen on a tree and beat them up to vent their anger, he had already forgotten about this incident.
Fatty Chen is still in the hospital, so he definitely doesn't have time to talk to him.
Could it be Zhang Qingyang?
Zhang Xiaoan thought of Zhang Qingyang's cowardly look and thought that it couldn't possibly be him.
"Where do you want me to go with you?" Zhang Xiaoan asked expressionlessly.
"Come with me and you will know. Someone wants to see you." Guo Dakuan stepped forward and put his arms around Zhang Xiaoan's neck, pulled out a dagger from his waist and put it against his waist, saying: "If you don't want to get stabbed, don't play tricks and try to cooperate as much as possible. Let me order, can you understand?"
"Okay." Zhang Xiaoan stood up and walked towards the stairs while being held hostage by Guo Dakuan.
Today, he wanted to see who was so persistent and had been instructing these two brothers to follow him.
If it's really Zhang Qingyang or Fatty Chen, then beat them both again!
……
On a chair in the lobby on the first floor.
Yang Xinyi turned sideways, smiled at Fang Moxuan who was sitting next to her, and said: "I really envy you, Xuanxuan, you are already preparing to get pregnant, unlike me who doesn't even have a boyfriend and is urged to get married every day by my family. So annoying!"
"Then hurry up and find one. If you can hold the wedding before me, I will be your bridesmaid."
"I'll forget it. With such an ugly face, no one would want it." Yang Xinyi said modestly.
Yang Xinyi is not very beautiful, but she is not ugly either. She is considered a very ordinary type.
However, she comes from a privileged family, wears brand-name clothes, and grew up in a very healthy environment, giving her an innate confidence.
Once a person has self-confidence, he will appear to be full of energy, and his temperament will also improve in all aspects.
Yang Xinyi is the daughter of the richest man in Chunyang City, the capital of neighboring provinces, and her family conditions are similar to Fang Moxuan's.
Wangjiang and Chunyang are relatively close to each other. It takes about two hours to drive, which is closer than going to Sanjiang City.
Therefore, both families have businesses on each other's territory, and there is a slight competition.
But after all, the fathers of both parties are big bosses in their respective cities, and they pay more attention to face. In addition, the competing business is not particularly important, so they each took a step back and there was never any friction.
After the government took the lead a few months ago and prompted the two parties to cooperate on an ecological park project, Fang Jun and Yang Xinyi's father also officially started to take action.
Now the two sides are in a state of inextricably tied interests.
As the daughter of two big bosses and a college classmate, she was naturally very enthusiastic after meeting her by chance in the hospital.
"Stop being modest, I was chasing you when I was in college..." Fang Moxuan said, and suddenly she saw two strong men holding Zhang Xiaoan's neck, and the three of them walked out of the hospital talking and laughing.
"What's wrong Xuanxuan?"
"It's okay. I saw my fiancé. Let me call him first." Fang Moxuan said, taking out her mobile phone and dialing Zhang Xiaoan's number.
The door of the hospital.
Not long after Zhang Xiaoan was carried out, the phone in his pocket rang.
Guo Dakuan stopped, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at the caller ID as Fang Daboss, and asked: "Your boss's phone number?"
"My wife's."
"Fucking foreign language! Do you know what to say when you answer the phone?" Guo Dakuan asked with a cold face.
"I know, if I say anything wrong, just stab me."
"Haha, you are sensible!"
Zhang Xiaoan took the mobile phone from the other party, put it to his ear after connecting: "Hey, what's wrong, wife?"
"Who did you have sex with again?"
"Two neighbors came from my hometown, and I went out to have a simple meal with them."
"Oh, has your inspection report come out?"
Zhang Xiaoan made nonsense: "After I came out, the doctor said I was infertile."
"Stop talking nonsense! I'll take a look at your report when you come back from your work later. You can have dinner with them first." Fang Moxuan was never ambiguous when Zhang Xiaoan was doing business, and she hung up the phone directly after speaking.
Zhang Xiaoan and the other two continued walking towards the parking lot.
Guo Dakuan put his arm around Zhang Xiaoan's shoulders, touched his head and said with a smile: "Brother, be open-minded. Infertility is not a serious illness. You just need to cooperate with me and let me make money."
"When the time comes, I will definitely use my connections to find someone to help you cure your illness."
"If it really can't be cured, it's okay. I can give birth. You can lend me your sister-in-law for a few days, and I promise to let my sister-in-law give birth to a big fat boy for you! Hahaha!"
The royal driver smiled obscenely and echoed: "I can do it too, I can give birth too!"
Zhang Xiaoan said nothing and had no expression on his face.
Wait until the three of them get in the car.
The driver was driving in front.
Guo Dakuan sat in the back and took out his mobile phone to call Yi Nan: "Old girl, I brought you the man. Shall we meet at the villa?"
"Okay, I'll be arriving at the villa soon. Please hurry up. Thank you for your hard work, Brother Kuan." Upon hearing that the other party had brought someone here, Yi Nan's tone on the phone became much gentler.
"It's not hard, just remember to bring the money with you!"
"Don't worry, Brother Kuan, you are indispensable."
Guo Dakuan happily hung up the phone, hugged Zhang Xiaoan and said, "Brother, I will leave you a phone number later. If you encounter any difficulties in childbirth in the future, remember to call me!"
"Haha, okay, leave me a phone number when you get there."
……
When the car drove to the villa.
It happened that Yi Nan walked into the courtyard of the villa with a bag on her arm, leaving the three of them behind.
"The woman who came in just now is looking for you, did you see her?"
Although he didn't see Yi Nan's face, the aura of dust emanating from her back reminded Zhang Xiao'an of this person.
That's it!
Zhang Xiaoan initially thought it was Zhang Qingyang or Fatty Chen who was looking for someone to follow him, but he didn't expect it to be this bitch!
Zhang Xiaoan reacted immediately.
She must be doing it for the recording!
"I saw it. Go and tell her. I'll come find her when I have time. My wife is still waiting for me, so I'll go back first." After Zhang Xiaoan finished speaking, he stretched his body easily.
Now that he knew who the mastermind behind it was, there was no need to waste time.
Guo Dakuan looked at him in confusion and asked, "What did you say?"
"I said you go and tell her for me first, and I'll come find her when I have time. Do you understand?"
"Ha! Brother, look at me holding a knife in my hand. We are kidnapping now, not playing house. Are you going to leave as soon as you want?" Guo Dakuan said, his face gradually darkened.
His voice just fell.
Zhang Xiao'an snatched the dagger from his hand like lightning, stretched out two fingers to hold the blade and gently broke it.
"Crack!"
The blade made of pure steel was easily broken into two pieces by him.
"Do you still have a knife in your hand now?" Zhang Xiaoan asked with a smile.
Guo Dakuan: "..."
driver:"……"
What the fuck... is this powerful Vajra finger? !
If this finger pokes into the head, a hole will be poked in the Tianling Cap, right? !
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
Guo Dakuan immediately became obedient and said very gently: "Brother, I will convey your words to you. You should go back quickly. Don't keep your brothers and sisters waiting..."
"If you didn't mention it, I almost forgot. You just said you were going to help me give birth to the baby, right? You asked me to lend you my wife for a few days. Are you quite blind?" Zhang Xiaoan asked with narrowed eyes.
"I was indeed a fool in the past...but I have changed my ways now...I was making a joke with you just now, brother, haha..." Guo Dakuan smiled awkwardly.
It's not that Guo Dakuan is too cowardly, but the scene of Zhang Xiaoan breaking the blade with two fingers is too scary.
With just such a thin blade, it would take Guo Dakuan half an hour to cut through it with a hacksaw.
What is the concept of Zhang Xiaoan breaking the blade of a knife with two fingers?
Probably at a certain moment just now, Guo Dakuan even thought that the other party was a martial arts master who could use powerful diamond fingers!
He must be at least as big as Zhang Sanfeng!
"Snapped!"
Zhang Xiaoan raised his hand and slapped Guo Dakuan across the face, leaving five clear fingerprints on his face, followed by nosebleeds.
Guo Dakuan didn't dare to say anything. He stirred his tongue around in his mouth and felt that the two molars on his right cheek were a little loose.
"Come closer, it's your turn." Zhang Xiaoan raised his fingers at the driver.
The driver smiled sarcastically: "I was talking to you just now..."
"I just want to slap you, do you have any objections?"
"No..." The driver obediently stretched his face over and slapped Zhang Xiaoan in the face.
"I should have asked you two to go to the hospital for a few days just because you kept talking to me on the road. But I'm in a good mood today, so I'll just give you a slap in the face." Zhang Xiaoan approached Guo Dakuan and asked with a smile. : "Should you two thank me?"
"It should... it should..." Guo Dakuan nodded repeatedly.
Zhang Xiaoan picked up Guo Dakuan's mobile phone, entered his own mobile phone number, dialed and turned on the hands-free.
"You two sing a song of gratitude to me. Just turn on the speakerphone and wait until I hang up the phone. If you dare to stop in the middle, I will definitely come back to you, okay?"
"OK...OK..."
"I'm leaving, you two sing." Zhang Xiaoan opened the door and got out of the car.
Guo Dakuan and the driver looked at Zhang Xiaoan's retreating figure, then looked down at the hands-free cell phone on the back seat.
They wanted to hang up the phone, but they didn't dare.
"Hurry up and sing! If you don't sing, I'll go back!" Zhang Xiaoan's voice came from the mobile phone.
Guo Dakuan's Adam's apple squirmed and he sang a cappella: "I, I...I came from accident~"
Zhang Xiaoan: "Don't stutter! Change the tune a little and give me a happy version!"
Guo Dakuan: "..."
Isn’t this just fucking embarrassing? !
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