What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?
Chapter 37: She fell asleep... (1 update due to fever)
A pair of enemies who have fought twice.
Without knowing each other's identity, they started to spray each other across the mobile phone screen.
Ding!
Guo Dakuan sent a message saying: [Come on, come on, give me some attention, I’ll send you a voice message to chat a few words, and I’ll see what’s going on with you! 】
Yo!
Zhang Xiaoan smiled.
He's an internet hacker.
Okay, great!
He calmly went downstairs and checked out of the room, then sat in the car and decisively gave Guo Dakuan attention.
Ding!
[You have successfully followed me and kissed the widow. Now you are friends, please start a pleasant chat immediately~]
"This name is quite naughty!"
After Zhang Xiaoan finished speaking, Guo Dakuan sent him a voice message.
"Brother, do you dare to send me your address? Let's compare notes offline. I'll see if you can escape from my hands after exploring so many places!"
Guo Dakuan's voice was very old, as if he had been drained of yang energy by a female ghost.
Zhang Xiaoan pressed the voice button and moved his lips: "Brother, I heard you speak with a sense of vicissitudes of life. My sister-in-law has already had amenorrhea, right? Are you still so passionate?"
Guo Dakuan quickly replied with another voice message: "Come on, little brat, don't try to be brave with me through your mobile phone. If you have the ability, let's try it offline!"
"Okay, are you from Wangjiang? I'll drive back to Wangjiang at six o'clock tomorrow night. You choose a place in advance and I'll drive over to find you tomorrow."
"At the Wangxi Expressway intersection, whoever doesn't come is the son! Whoever calls the police is the grandson!"
Guo Dakuan muffled his howling voice.
Zhang Xiaoan smiled like a flower.
It's funny how this silly guy acts like a child and talks so childishly.
"Okay, wait for me. I'll be at the Wangxi Expressway intersection on time around nine o'clock tomorrow night."
Guo Dakuan: "Okay, leave your name, brother."
"Listen carefully...I am Dad Xie!"
After Zhang Xiaoan finished speaking, he threw his phone to the passenger seat, started the car with the key and set off.
He didn't have the time to make an appointment with someone. If he had the time, he might as well go home and have a good time with Fang Moxuan.
Ding Ding Ding! ! !
The phone vibrated crazily.
Zhang Xiaoan had no choice but to slow down the car, picked up the phone again, and listened to the voice message sent to him by the other party.
“You little brat, I’m so stupid¥%…¥%…”
Guo Dakuan's small mouth opened, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.
Hearing the other party yelling at him so defensively, Zhang Xiaoan didn't have the slightest emotion.
He pressed the voice button: "I'm Dad!"
Guo Dakuan: "I am your ancestor!!! You stupid¥%..."
"Bounce!"
Guo Dakuan: "Rebound your mother%¥#...I am..."
"You scold me, but I won't listen. Your dad is a bastard!"
Guo Dakuan: "Fuck your mother%¥%..."
"The bastard's green claws will take off your master's pants!"
"..."
"..."
Zhang Xiaoan drove towards home in the setting sun.
While driving his car, he exchanged comments with Guo Dakuan on his mobile phone...
……
Looking at the river.
On the way to the airport.
Fang Jun drove the car, holding a Bluetooth headset on his ear, and answered Fang Jun's call.
"Hey, what's wrong, brother? Have you gotten off the plane?"
"No, something happened temporarily at the branch, so I won't go back for the time being."
"Ah...Okay, then I won't go to the airport. I'll go back."
There happened to be a crossroads ahead, and Wang Wei took advantage of the green light to turn around and go back the way he came.
"Fat Chen hasn't caused any trouble to us in the past two days, has he?"
"How can he have the energy? I heard others say that he still can't get out of bed. This time he was fucked badly! Hahaha!" Wang Wei said with some gloating.
"Who is responsible for them? Haven't the police found out yet?"
"No, I guess he is too good at bullying. God can't stand it anymore. But I heard that Fatty Chen didn't even think about calling the police. He probably wanted to resolve it privately."
On the phone, Fang Jun was stunned for a moment: "Solve it in private? He doesn't even know who beat him. Who does he want to solve it with?"
"Who else can we solve the problem with? Let's solve it with us!" Wang Wei said in an extremely calm tone: "Now some people have begun to whisper behind their backs, saying that we are Wangjiang's black society group. I am planning to go to the Public Security Bureau tomorrow. Surrendered."
Fang Jun laughed when he heard this: "Haha, you have been slapped with such a big label, but I am not worried at all by the tone of your voice."
"To be honest, bro, I'm already numb. Those people can just say whatever they want. If I explain more, I think I respect them!"
Fang Jun thought that Wang Wei had been resisting Wangjiang's recent pressure, and he quickly coaxed: "Don't show off, Xiaowei. I have asked someone to help me send a message to the Zhang family. I guess it will take a few days." You can touch it in the sky, just bear with it for two more days."
"Don't worry, brother, I know what's going on."
"As long as you know it." Fang Jun hesitated for a while and asked: "Um... I haven't called Xuanxuan in the past two days. Has she come to see you?"
"Look for me. I just helped her complete the admission procedures for Zhang Xiaoan today. I will send all the procedures to her in a while."
As soon as he heard Zhang Xiaoan's name, Fang Jun felt like his head was getting big.
"This Zhang Xiaoan, I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup he drank for Xuanxuan, and he would cause trouble everywhere. I just can't figure out what Xuanxuan wants from him?"
When people first come into contact with each other, once one of them has a prejudice against another, it is often difficult to eliminate this prejudice.
What's more, Fang Jun only met Zhang Xiaoan once and spent less than 5 minutes with him.
Moreover, Fang Jun has been away from the branch and has not come back. It is also very difficult to make the relationship between the two of them harmonious.
"Brother, don't worry. I'm going to send the admission procedures to Xuanxuan first. When I have time, I'll find a chance to get in touch with Zhang Xiao'an and see what his character is like."
"..."
"..."
"Xiaowei, if you betray me again, I will really kill you!" Fang Jun gritted his teeth and warned.
"Okay, don't worry, brother."
……
Zhang Xiaoan drove for several hours and finally returned to the underground garage at home.
He got out of the car, stretched, took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message to Fang Moxuan: "I'm in the underground garage. I've been driving for the past two days and I'm almost exhausted."
"I hope you can prepare hot water for my feet when I get home later."
"By the way, I chatted with an idiot all the way, and my mouth is a little dry. I hope you can cut me another fruit plate."
Ding!
Fang Moxuan replied instantly.
Zhang Xiaoan clicked to play the voice, put the microphone to his ear, and heard a rich man's voice coming from the phone.
"She is asleep. I will go and help you cut it right away..."
The other party soon followed up by sending another video.
Fang Moxuan was sleeping soundly on the sofa in her pajamas, with a smile on her face that she would only have when she dreams of a handsome man.
"Look, she sleeps so soundly~"
"The food will be ready soon, come up and get ready to eat."
Zhang Xiaoan was stunned for a moment.
His eyes widened in disbelief:
"Fuck?!"
“Are all mistresses today so considerate???”
Without knowing each other's identity, they started to spray each other across the mobile phone screen.
Ding!
Guo Dakuan sent a message saying: [Come on, come on, give me some attention, I’ll send you a voice message to chat a few words, and I’ll see what’s going on with you! 】
Yo!
Zhang Xiaoan smiled.
He's an internet hacker.
Okay, great!
He calmly went downstairs and checked out of the room, then sat in the car and decisively gave Guo Dakuan attention.
Ding!
[You have successfully followed me and kissed the widow. Now you are friends, please start a pleasant chat immediately~]
"This name is quite naughty!"
After Zhang Xiaoan finished speaking, Guo Dakuan sent him a voice message.
"Brother, do you dare to send me your address? Let's compare notes offline. I'll see if you can escape from my hands after exploring so many places!"
Guo Dakuan's voice was very old, as if he had been drained of yang energy by a female ghost.
Zhang Xiaoan pressed the voice button and moved his lips: "Brother, I heard you speak with a sense of vicissitudes of life. My sister-in-law has already had amenorrhea, right? Are you still so passionate?"
Guo Dakuan quickly replied with another voice message: "Come on, little brat, don't try to be brave with me through your mobile phone. If you have the ability, let's try it offline!"
"Okay, are you from Wangjiang? I'll drive back to Wangjiang at six o'clock tomorrow night. You choose a place in advance and I'll drive over to find you tomorrow."
"At the Wangxi Expressway intersection, whoever doesn't come is the son! Whoever calls the police is the grandson!"
Guo Dakuan muffled his howling voice.
Zhang Xiaoan smiled like a flower.
It's funny how this silly guy acts like a child and talks so childishly.
"Okay, wait for me. I'll be at the Wangxi Expressway intersection on time around nine o'clock tomorrow night."
Guo Dakuan: "Okay, leave your name, brother."
"Listen carefully...I am Dad Xie!"
After Zhang Xiaoan finished speaking, he threw his phone to the passenger seat, started the car with the key and set off.
He didn't have the time to make an appointment with someone. If he had the time, he might as well go home and have a good time with Fang Moxuan.
Ding Ding Ding! ! !
The phone vibrated crazily.
Zhang Xiaoan had no choice but to slow down the car, picked up the phone again, and listened to the voice message sent to him by the other party.
“You little brat, I’m so stupid¥%…¥%…”
Guo Dakuan's small mouth opened, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.
Hearing the other party yelling at him so defensively, Zhang Xiaoan didn't have the slightest emotion.
He pressed the voice button: "I'm Dad!"
Guo Dakuan: "I am your ancestor!!! You stupid¥%..."
"Bounce!"
Guo Dakuan: "Rebound your mother%¥#...I am..."
"You scold me, but I won't listen. Your dad is a bastard!"
Guo Dakuan: "Fuck your mother%¥%..."
"The bastard's green claws will take off your master's pants!"
"..."
"..."
Zhang Xiaoan drove towards home in the setting sun.
While driving his car, he exchanged comments with Guo Dakuan on his mobile phone...
……
Looking at the river.
On the way to the airport.
Fang Jun drove the car, holding a Bluetooth headset on his ear, and answered Fang Jun's call.
"Hey, what's wrong, brother? Have you gotten off the plane?"
"No, something happened temporarily at the branch, so I won't go back for the time being."
"Ah...Okay, then I won't go to the airport. I'll go back."
There happened to be a crossroads ahead, and Wang Wei took advantage of the green light to turn around and go back the way he came.
"Fat Chen hasn't caused any trouble to us in the past two days, has he?"
"How can he have the energy? I heard others say that he still can't get out of bed. This time he was fucked badly! Hahaha!" Wang Wei said with some gloating.
"Who is responsible for them? Haven't the police found out yet?"
"No, I guess he is too good at bullying. God can't stand it anymore. But I heard that Fatty Chen didn't even think about calling the police. He probably wanted to resolve it privately."
On the phone, Fang Jun was stunned for a moment: "Solve it in private? He doesn't even know who beat him. Who does he want to solve it with?"
"Who else can we solve the problem with? Let's solve it with us!" Wang Wei said in an extremely calm tone: "Now some people have begun to whisper behind their backs, saying that we are Wangjiang's black society group. I am planning to go to the Public Security Bureau tomorrow. Surrendered."
Fang Jun laughed when he heard this: "Haha, you have been slapped with such a big label, but I am not worried at all by the tone of your voice."
"To be honest, bro, I'm already numb. Those people can just say whatever they want. If I explain more, I think I respect them!"
Fang Jun thought that Wang Wei had been resisting Wangjiang's recent pressure, and he quickly coaxed: "Don't show off, Xiaowei. I have asked someone to help me send a message to the Zhang family. I guess it will take a few days." You can touch it in the sky, just bear with it for two more days."
"Don't worry, brother, I know what's going on."
"As long as you know it." Fang Jun hesitated for a while and asked: "Um... I haven't called Xuanxuan in the past two days. Has she come to see you?"
"Look for me. I just helped her complete the admission procedures for Zhang Xiaoan today. I will send all the procedures to her in a while."
As soon as he heard Zhang Xiaoan's name, Fang Jun felt like his head was getting big.
"This Zhang Xiaoan, I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup he drank for Xuanxuan, and he would cause trouble everywhere. I just can't figure out what Xuanxuan wants from him?"
When people first come into contact with each other, once one of them has a prejudice against another, it is often difficult to eliminate this prejudice.
What's more, Fang Jun only met Zhang Xiaoan once and spent less than 5 minutes with him.
Moreover, Fang Jun has been away from the branch and has not come back. It is also very difficult to make the relationship between the two of them harmonious.
"Brother, don't worry. I'm going to send the admission procedures to Xuanxuan first. When I have time, I'll find a chance to get in touch with Zhang Xiao'an and see what his character is like."
"..."
"..."
"Xiaowei, if you betray me again, I will really kill you!" Fang Jun gritted his teeth and warned.
"Okay, don't worry, brother."
……
Zhang Xiaoan drove for several hours and finally returned to the underground garage at home.
He got out of the car, stretched, took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message to Fang Moxuan: "I'm in the underground garage. I've been driving for the past two days and I'm almost exhausted."
"I hope you can prepare hot water for my feet when I get home later."
"By the way, I chatted with an idiot all the way, and my mouth is a little dry. I hope you can cut me another fruit plate."
Ding!
Fang Moxuan replied instantly.
Zhang Xiaoan clicked to play the voice, put the microphone to his ear, and heard a rich man's voice coming from the phone.
"She is asleep. I will go and help you cut it right away..."
The other party soon followed up by sending another video.
Fang Moxuan was sleeping soundly on the sofa in her pajamas, with a smile on her face that she would only have when she dreams of a handsome man.
"Look, she sleeps so soundly~"
"The food will be ready soon, come up and get ready to eat."
Zhang Xiaoan was stunned for a moment.
His eyes widened in disbelief:
"Fuck?!"
“Are all mistresses today so considerate???”
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