What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

Chapter 141: Are you here to poop?

"Boy, are you talking too aggressively?" Zheng Dacai said as if he were an old man: "As someone who has experienced this, I would like to advise you that young people should not be too arrogant!"

"Don't you call me young in anger?" Zhang Xiaoan asked.

"Haha, okay." Zheng Dacai smiled, turned his head away and ignored him.

The plane took off again.

"Ha~"

Zheng Dacai yawned and took off his shoes to get ready for bed.

The moment he took off his shoes, the air in the entire cabin was no longer fresh.

Even Zhang Xiaoan was so impressed by him that he couldn't help but frown.

He has never understood, isn't it bad for a man to be clean?

Do you have to make yourself stink and be unwelcome?

Without saying a word, Zhang Xiaoan turned around and pointed his butt towards Zheng Dacai.

"Puff~"

Zhang Xiaoan farted two loud and smelly farts, which turned Zheng Dacai's face green.

"What the hell are you doing? Can you be civilized?! Don't you know how stinky your farts are?!"

"Can it stink worse than your feet?"

Zheng Dacai sat up, looked at Zhang Xiaoan and gritted his teeth and asked, "Are you the fucking King of Hell?!"

……

Three hours later, the plane arrived in Hanking.

Zheng Dacai was tortured all the way by Zhang Xiaoan. As soon as the plane landed, he took his handbag and ran away immediately.

Zhang Xiaoan looked at his hastily fleeing back and took a leisurely step to catch up.

Outside the airport.

The first thing Zheng Dacai did when he walked out of the airport was to take out a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

Then a cut-out matchbox emerged from the left sleeve.

Two matchsticks came out of the right sleeve.

Zheng Dacai is an old smoker with a strong addiction. Every time he gets on the plane, he must carefully prepare an igniting tool.

Then after getting off the plane, I walked out of the airport and took a puff.

"Breathe...breathe..."

A puff of smoke was inhaled into his lungs. Zheng Dacai felt comfortable all over and closed his eyes in contentment.

At this time, an unharmonious voice sounded in his ears.

"What a coincidence!" Zhang Xiaoan appeared next to him with a cigarette in his mouth and patted his shoulder.

Zheng Dacai turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly.

What bad luck!

"Where are you going, brother? Let's share a car together?"

"Three to seven is fine. Can you and I do seven?"

Zheng Dacai ignored Zhang Xiaoan, took a quick puff of cigarette, threw away half of the cigarette, and hurried to the taxi place.

……

In a five-star hotel in Hanking.

"Give me a presidential suite." Zheng Dacai took out his ID card and handed it to the front desk.

"Hello, I'm just like him. It would be best if I could live next door to him."

Zheng Dacai turned around when he heard the sound, looked at Zhang Xiaoan speechlessly, and asked, "When did you follow me?"

"This is a public area. I can come when I want and leave when I want. What do you mean by following?"

"Ha! Okay, as long as you are happy." Zheng Dacai glared at him and walked to the elevator with the room card.

Zhang Xiaoan took the room card from the front desk and chased after him.

There was silence all the way in the elevator.

When they arrived at the accommodation floor, the two of them went back to their respective rooms.

Zheng Dacai lives in room 1816, and Zhang Xiaoan lives in room 1817, right opposite his door.

After returning to the room.

Zheng Dacai took a short rest, washed his face, and then prepared to go to the hotel restaurant for a late-night snack.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Zhang Xiaoan waving to him at the door and said, "What a coincidence! Want to go to dinner? Come together, I'll treat you."

"Hold!"

……

the next day.

Zhang's Group Headquarters.

Zheng Dacai wore a valuable suit and walked into the headquarters of Zhang Group with a cheerful look on his face.

With a proud smile on his face, Zheng Dacai walked to the front desk and said, "Hello, I am Zheng Dacai from Sihai Group. I would like to meet Mr. Zhang to discuss the acquisition."

"Okay sir, you go to the rest area and wait for a while. I'll make a reservation for you here."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, beauty, you look so beautiful!" Zheng Dacai teased the little girl at the front desk, which made his already good mood even more beautiful.

Until he walked to the rest area and saw Zhang Xiaoan sitting on the sofa, Zheng Dacai's smile disappeared in an instant.

"why is it you again?!"

"What on earth do you want to do by following me?!!!"

Zhang Xiaoan raised his eyelids, glanced at him, and asked, "Do we know each other?"

"Why do you always follow me if I don't know you?"

"I'm not following you. Just like you, I'm here to discuss the acquisition." Zhang Xiaoan said with a smile.

When Zheng Dacai heard this, his expression turned serious.

No wonder he followed me all the way, co-authoring is a competitor!

Zheng Dacai asked tentatively: "Are you... from the Qian family?"

Zhang Xiaoan remained silent.

"A member of the Sun family?"

Zhang Xiaoan still didn't speak. He sat there and looked around, not knowing what he was looking at.

"Haha, let's see."

Zheng Dacai sat down opposite Zhang Xiaoan and looked at him intently.

He kept guessing about Zhang Xiaoan's identity in his mind.

The fact that he came to Hanking to discuss the acquisition was a private visit incognito, and not many people knew about it.

This kid has been choking on himself ever since he got on the plane. Could it be that he knew my identity and deliberately found trouble with me on the plane?

There is a spy around me!

Zheng Dacai was full of inner drama, but little did he know that the reason why Zhang Xiaoan paid attention to him was entirely because he shouted loudly on the plane about the acquisition of the Zhang family.

If he hadn't been beeping blindly, Zhang Xiaoan would never have treated him as a dish.

After a few minutes.

Qian Shumei walked to the rest area with a bag in her arms and sat down on the sofa.

Then looking at Zheng Dacai opposite, she was stunned.

"Hey! Isn't this the Qian family's fault?" Zheng Dacai immediately changed his attention and looked at Qian Shumei with a more mocking look.

You also said you don’t want to monopolize the Zhang family’s property?

What are you doing if you don't want to keep it to yourself? Visiting?

"Zheng Dacai, I don't want to quarrel with you. I can only tell you that I am not here to acquire the Zhang family's property."

"Then what are you here for? Are you here to poop?"

"I'm here to visit Mr. Zhang."

"Yeah! It's so strange! Your Qian family and Zhang family haven't moved together for eight hundred years. Now that I heard that the Zhang family is going to sell their property, it shows that you are filial!" Zheng Dacai asked with a sidelong glance: "Zhang I have so many sons and nephews, do you need to see them?"

"Ignorance! Ignorance!" Qian Shumei turned her head elsewhere and stopped talking to Zheng Dacai.

……

Shuanglong Mountain Primeval Forest.

The expedition team convened by Zhang Youzhi has successfully reached Shuanglong Mountain.

At this time, there was a lot of fog in the mountains and forests.

All the pathfinding instruments held by the team leader failed, and all communication equipment failed.

"Ugh!"

"We can't go any further inside. Let's evacuate first."

The leader said, leading the team to evacuate out of the mountain.

Just two steps out, there was a sudden rustling sound in the woods.

next second.

"Whoosh!"