What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

"What the hell did you think?"

"You're up late at night and you're coming here to trouble me, right?"

"I've been saying since a long time ago that I've had enough of life and I want to die. Do you not understand what I'm saying or something?"

Zhang Shouguang didn't care about anything, but he just scolded Zhang Youzhi.

Zhang Youzhi didn't dare to fart after being scolded. It wasn't until Zhang Shouguang's mood stabilized that he whispered: "Grandpa, I also want you to stay with us for a few more years..."

"I'll accompany you, I'll accompany you!"

"You have to wait until you die before me. Let me hold your body and cry for a while. Then you will feel better, right?"

"Go and take a look at those idiots from our old Zhang family! Huaide and the others are just over fifty years old and have to go to the hospital eight hundred times a year!"

"If I live another ten or eight years, how many people will I have to send away?"

"Damn it! Others are just little ones who run to my grave and cry."

"It's great to be here! I cry about you little ones every day!"

"From your father to your uncle and all the others, haven't I shed enough tears?"

"You're so fucking stupid! When I'm alive, I feed you, drink and eat you, and raise you up. When I'm dead, I still have to think about burning paper and giving you money every year!"

"I have difficulty moving when I step on a horse. If I had known that I would live to this age, I would have found a fucking rope to tie to the rafter and hanged myself!"

"I'm already living like a fucking bastard, and you still fucking let me live! You bunch of bastards!"

Zhang Shouguang waved his hand and said stubbornly:

"I'm telling you, Xiaozhi! If you order some rat poison, I'll drink as much as you bring."

"If you want to do those things that extend your life, get away from me as soon as possible!"

"I've had enough life! I'm going to enjoy my life as soon as I can!"

I don't know how Zhang Shouguang got so grand. He was so angry that he was trembling all over.

"Sir, please calm down, I was wrong..." Zhang Youzhi helped him calm down and coaxed: "We won't mention this incident anymore, and I won't mention it again in the future. Can we just change the story?"

Zhang Youzhi was also quite helpless.

Obviously he is also an old coffin man with half his foot in the pipe.

As a result, Zhang Shouguang had to be coaxed like a child.

When will I survive until the day I become an ancestor?

"Don't talk about turning the page or not! Go get a diaper and put it on for me. I'm so angry that I peed my pants!"

……

Early the next morning.

Zhang Xiaoan opened his eyes and stretched.

Fang Moxuan was lying next to him, sleeping in a very bold and relaxed posture.

Zhang Xiaoan raised his hand to wipe the scratches from the corners of her mouth, then stood up and got off the ground, then his legs gave way and he knelt on the ground.

"Pfft!"

Fang Moxuan opened her eyes drowsily, rubbed her eyes and looked at him and asked, "Who are you kowtowing to this morning?"

"I'm going to give you a sneeze!"

Zhang Xiaoan shouted angrily: "Can you be more restrained in the future? Look at the trouble you caused me all night long, you can't even stand!"

"Come on! Look at how weak you are, come on, come on, let me help you." Fang Moxuan sat up and got out of the bed, then her legs went weak, and she knelt down next to Zhang Xiaoan with a "pop".

Fang Moxuan became angry and punched Zhang Xiaoan on the shoulder, scolding: "Can you f*cking be gentler in the future?! I am disposable? What will you use after I break it?!"

"There is no plowed land, only exhausted cows. Don't you know who will resist us?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Help me up quickly!"

"I'm kneeling even when I'm riding a horse, get up on your own!"

"..."

After a quarrel, the two finally helped each other stand up.

Zhang Xiaoan and the others are quite strange.

You could say they are an old couple, but they still have the same passion as a young couple when they are together.

You could say they were a newly married couple. They chatted without shame every day and were quite capable of chatting. They were able to have a fight so early in the morning. They were quite shameless!

in the kitchen.

Yuan Feifei's spatula clinked loudly.

As a sensible woman like her, she must know that she can't live and eat for free, and she still has to be diligent occasionally.

"Squeak~"

Hearing the bedroom door open, Yuan Feifei poked her head out of the kitchen and saw Zhang Xiaoan and Zhang Xiaoan coming out holding on to the wall.

"I'll go! If you two keep doing this, I'll find a partner." Yuan Feifei said with some envy.

Zhang Xiaoan: "It's okay to find one, otherwise it will get rusty if it doesn't work."

"Snapped!"

Fang Moxuan raised her hand and gave him a slap: "That broken mouth of yours seems to have been rented from a cesspool, how can you speak so cheaply?!"

Zhang Xiaoan smiled, walked to the kitchen, looked into the pot, and asked: "Xinyi has taken away the copper coins, who are you cooking for?"

Yuan Feifei narrowed her eyes and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Don't tell me that the food you cooked is for us to eat?"

"You don't have to eat it if you don't like it!" Yuan Feifei rolled her eyes at him.

"Do you think I dare to eat it?" Zhang Xiao'an raised his hand and pushed her aside: "You go and wash up quickly, I will come."

Yuan Feifei said something and took Fang Moxuan to the bathroom to wash up.

……

After a hearty breakfast.

Zhang Xiaoan collapsed on the sofa and burped: "I have a day off today, is there anywhere to play?"

After so many busy days, Zhang Xiaoan really wanted to take a rest.

It just so happens that the weather is nice today and it's still a weekend. It's a good choice to go somewhere to have some fun!

Fang Moxuan thought for a while and suggested: "Well... let's go worship God, husband?"

Zhang Xiaoan shook his head decisively and said: "If you don't go, I can't bear to worship any god. It will easily break his statue."

"You are getting better every day! Stop the ink stains! Let's go!"

Fang Moxuan couldn't help but pulled Zhang Xiaoan out of the house.

……

Zhang Xiaoan was driving on a country road, while Fang Moxuan and Yuan Feifei sat happily in the back eating snacks.

The destination of the three of them was a place called Xiangyang Mountain. There was a temple halfway up the mountain, which I heard was very spiritual.

Of course.

Zhang Xiaoan doesn't care about that, no matter how clever he is, where can he go? Can he be more spiritual than a living god like himself?

"Baby, try this, it's sweet and delicious!" Fang Moxuan handed over the donut in her hand.

Yuan Feifei opened her mouth and took a bite.

"Bah~ahah~"

"Does it taste good, honey?"

"good to eat!"

Zhang Xiaoan: "I want to eat it too."

Fang Moxuan took out a new donut from the bag, took a bite and handed it over: "Try this hubby, it's strawberry flavored, it's delicious!"

"Yes, feces smells good in your eyes. You've bitten this one. I think you've buried it, so give me another one."

Fang Moxuan's pretty face sank: "3!"

Zhang Xiaoan quickly took a bite of the donut.

"Bah~ahah~"

"It's so damn delicious! Especially after adding your saliva, it's even more..."

Zhang Xiaoan was just halfway through flattering him when he suddenly saw a man rushing out of the intersection two hundred meters ahead, lying on the cement road with his back stretched out.

"Fuck?!"

"It's been all these years, are there still people who are cheating?"

Fang Moxuan and Yuan Feifei leaned forward, took a look, and said in unison: "I'm not used to his bad habits! It's not like I can't afford to pay for it! I killed him!"

"I just like how wealthy you two are. Look at it, you two!"

Zhang Xiaoan stepped on the accelerator and the Wrangler rushed directly towards the man...