What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

"I have a friend whose family is an ancestral Chinese medicine practitioner who specializes in treating and alleviating various difficult and complicated diseases. The results are good and the price is relatively cheap. When I have time, I will ask him to prescribe a prescription for the old lady to try."

In fact, Zhang Xiaoan didn't like it very much, and he wasn't very good at lying.

But before he does something that goes against science, he often fabricates some unfounded things to pave the way.

"Feifei is my best friend, just take care of it and serve some snacks." Fang Moxuan patted him on the shoulder and told him.

"OK OK, I'll do the work, don't worry."

"Then thank you first, brother, I will be rewarded once everything is done!" Yuan Feifei said with a smile, took out her mobile phone and started to check on major forums about the treatment of Alzheimer's disease, or ways to alleviate it. .

She just opened Tieba.

Suddenly, she was attracted by a post that was not very popular, but appeared on the screen of her mobile phone.

The title of the post is:

[Free offline training for love masters, one lesson will teach you how to catch the daughter of the Mingjun Group! If you need it, come in quickly! 】

Mingjun Group?

Is there another company called Mingjun Group in the world?

Yuan Feifei clicked on this post curiously.

The poster’s name is: [Not a tortoise, but very long-lived! 】

There were less than 50 participants in the entire post, and there were very few comments and interactions.

Basically, the questioner asked: Where is the offline training location? How much does training cost?

The poster’s unified reply: Private!

It was obviously a tepid post, but the poster made it as mysterious as a spy connection.

Yuan Feifei discovered through the IP addresses and various clues of various message interactions that the daughter of the Mingjun Group mentioned in the title was none other than her best friend Fang Moxuan.

"Hey... Xuanxuan, someone posted on Tieba to call others to hold offline training classes. The content of the training is to teach them how to chase you~"

heard.

Zhang Xiaoan, who was holding the steering wheel tightly with both hands, was shaken.

Oh shit!

Forgot to delete the post.

To make such a stupid mistake.

Damn it!

Fang Moxuan, the co-pilot who had just sat up straight, glanced at him: "Why are you shaking?"

"Urgent urination..."

"Two kilometers further on, turn right and there will be a public toilet. Please bear with it for a while."

"it is good……"

Fang Moxuan turned sideways and looked back indifferently: "Fake it, show me."

"See for yourself, you don't know who is so boring."

Fang Moxuan took the phone and looked at it for less than a minute. She frowned more and more: "He's not a bastard, but he lives a long life...Who is this person? He must be sick!"

"Hiss..." Zhang Xiaoan took a breath of air.

"Do you have a toothache?"

"I can't hold it in anymore..."

"If you can't hold it in anymore, use a rubber band to tie your mouth!" Fang Moxuan was not in the mood to talk to him.

You should be a responsible person, behave yourself, and never mess with the relationship between men and women.

Why was a special show suddenly opened?

From the later comments and interactions, it can be seen that this offline training course was not only held, but also received rave reviews.

This diaosi is very targeted!

"Could it be Chen Jian?"

"Impossible, he doesn't have the courage." Fang Moxuan denied it.

Yuan Feifei thought for a while and then asked: "Could it be that one of the other people chasing you was so angry that they held such a training class to deliberately disgust you?"

"It's possible..." Fang Moxuan turned to look at Zhang Xiaoan and asked in a non-serious tone: "Young man, tell me honestly, was it you who did it?"

One of her jokes scared Zhang Xiaoan and he almost jumped out of the car.

But after all, after living for such a long time, his mentality is still very stable.

"How could it be me, pushing my wife away? Am I not stupid?" Zhang Xiaoan's face remained as usual, and he risked his life to prove his "innocence".

He definitely held this bullshit training class because his head was squeezed by the door!

At this time, he was filled with regret.

I never expected that I would reach this point with Fang Moxuan.

Fortunately, the people participating in the training did not know his detailed identity or his name.

Just call him Mr. Longevity or Teacher Longevity based on the name of his post.

There is also a chance for redemption.

"I guess you're not that careless." Fang Moxuan poked his cheek with her index finger and asked, "Young man, all those who want to pursue my sister have started training courses online, so I'm just asking you if you're panicking." , do you feel a sense of crisis?”

"Panic, very panic! The sense of crisis is so oppressive that I can hardly hold back my urine."

Everyone knows where Zhang Xiaoan’s sense of crisis comes from.

"It's okay if you know you're panicking. Cherish your sister from now on! Be good, hold it in for a while and we'll go to the public toilet soon." Fang Moxuan also didn't expect that the culprit was right next to her.

She leaned back in her seat, took out her phone and poked it for a few times, then dialed a number and put the phone to her ear: "Hey Brother Le, are you busy?"

"As long as you're not busy, take a look at the post I sent you on WeChat and let someone from the group's technical department try to find out who this person is through the IP."

"Then I'll ask someone from the public relations department to help me find out. I'll try to find out where this training meeting is held."

"If we can find out who this person is, just ask Uncle Luo and the security department to beat him up and let him breathe. I'll pay for the medical expenses... It's okay. The ICU can cover him for a year."

"Hmm... Okay Brother Le, please excuse me. I'll buy you coffee at the group when you have time!"

"Beep beep..."

"Squeak~"

As the phone hung up, Zhang Xiaoan braked and stopped on the side of the road.

"I went to pee."

The first time Zhang Xiaoan ran into the public toilet with his crotch between his legs, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

Delete posts, log out of accounts, and uninstall Tieba, all in one go!

"It actually takes seven days to cancel the account, damn..."

At this moment.

He even wanted to go to the police station to cancel his account.

In order to eliminate any possible conflicts between husband and wife, Zhang Xiaoan decided to prevent Fang Moxuan from touching his mobile phone as much as possible in the recent period.

Back in the car, Zhang Xiaoan felt much more at ease.

Fang Moxuan also returned to talking and laughing with Yuan Feifei as usual.

The Tieba turmoil is over for now. If we don’t meet those idiots participating in the training, it is estimated that there will not be much turmoil in the future.

"You two, stop chatting now. Where are we going? We can't smell at the door of the public toilet."

Yuan Feifei raised her hand and pointed forward: "Keep going straight to the Carlton Hotel. I have already booked a private room. I think Mo Qi and the others have already arrived."

Carlton is the hotel where Zhang Xiaoan stayed last night. The prices for accommodation and meals are very high.

Yuan Feifei is not short of money. The fact that she can book a private room for Zhang Xiaoan in such a high-end place shows that she also recognizes Zhang Xiaoan in her heart.

Zhang Xiaoan was driving and heard Fang Moxuan say politely: "My dear, you spent a lot of money tonight. Another day, I will invite you to Carlton to eat for a week!"

Yuan Feifei waved her hands indifferently: "It's all trivial. As long as you two can do well, I will give you both a big gift when you get married!"

Fang Moxuan pouted: "I love you!~"

Yuan Feifei: "Huh~"

Zhang Xiaoan: "You two have such a good relationship, why don't the three of us spend time together."

Fang Moxuan: "Get out!"