What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

"Students, pay attention. The woman on the screen is named Fang Moxuan. She is the daughter of a wealthy family from the Mingjun Group in the provincial capital..."

conference room.

A photo of a young and beautiful beauty is reflected on the projection screen.

A banner hung on the wall above the screen that read:

[Free training for soft-boiled men, 3 minutes to teach you how to become a soft-boiled real man! 】

at this time.

Gold medal lecturer Zhang Xiaoan stood on the podium and was spitting out Xingzi.

Under the podium sat a group of young people dressed like humans and dogs, listening with great interest.

"As we all know, Miss Fang has a superior family background and is a goddess-level beauty. She is the dream spouse of countless soft-boiled men."

"What I want to talk about today is to teach you how to chase Miss Fang and save decades of detours in your life."

"If you work hard, you can even bless your descendants for three generations."

Zhang Xiaoan paused for a moment: "Before I talk about the content, I want to ask everyone, do you think Miss Fang's appearance is in line with your aesthetics?"

"It fits! It fits very well!"

"Miss Fang is so beautiful!"

When everyone agreed.

A young man in a suit stood up in the audience and said: "I have been fortunate enough to meet Miss Fang in person. I think I have a very good say in this matter."

Zhang Xiaoan reached out to him and gestured: "This classmate, please tell your story."

"When I was in college, Miss Fang and I were in the same school. It has been five years since I met Miss Fang at the beginning of the school year!"

The tone of the young man in a suit suddenly became excited, and the atmosphere in the conference room became silent. Everyone looked at him, waiting for him to say the next thing.

The atmosphere at the scene made the young man in a suit blush and his breathing quicken.

"Student, don't be nervous, please tell your story boldly!" Zhang Xiaoan encouraged him with a smile.

"Five years..."

"For the past five years, I have fantasized about Ms. Fang's appearance every night! I haven't given myself a day off!!!" The young man in a suit finally mustered up the courage to shout.

"Brother, you are a man! I admire your courage!" Zhang Xiaoan took the lead in applauding.

"Clap clap clap..."

The conference room burst into applause.

Everyone is here to learn how to eat soft food. No one will laugh at the wretchedness of the young man in a suit, but they admire him very much for his five years of perseverance, and now he is still glowing.

After the applause died down, Zhang Xiaoan looked at the young man in a suit and continued: "Brother's dedication is admirable, but we still need to be more restrained in some aspects."

"Because you are so honest and brave, I will give you a prescription to strengthen your virility after class."

"Thank you, Teacher Changshou!" The young man in a suit bowed deeply.

"You're welcome, please take a seat."

The young man in a suit sat back on the chair.

Zhang Xiaoan continued to tell everyone in the audience: "Everyone knows the economic strength of Mingjun Group. I won't introduce Miss Fang's family. I will tell you about Miss Fang's personal information and hobbies."

Zhang Xiaoan turned sideways and pointed at the screen with a stick.

"Fang Moxuan, a Leo, likes cross-country, fitness, free fighting and other more masculine sports."

"I once became famous for a classic street fight in which I sent three gangsters to the hospital with my bare hands. I have rich practical experience..."

after an hour……

"Everyone, I have taught you how to quickly pursue Miss Fang. Now is the time for questions."

Zhang Xiaoan glanced at everyone one by one and asked quickly: "What does Fang Moxuan like to eat?"

"Roadside stall!" everyone replied in unison.

"What kind of behavior does Fang Moxuan like in men?"

"Down to earth!"

“What do you not like about men’s behavior?”

"Pretend to be cool and pretend to be fat!"

"..."

"..."

"Gude Gude, Wai Rui Gude!" Zhang Xiaoan nodded with satisfaction: "You all performed very well! You started training very quickly. I can see your sincerity. I hope you can successfully marry into a wealthy family as soon as possible!"

"I also hope that everyone can remember that today's training is free. You can decide how to pursue Fang Moxuan by yourself. If you cause trouble in the future, please don't tell me about it."

"Why?" Everyone asked in confusion.

Zhang Xiaoan pressed the remote control, and a photo of a couple popped up on the screen.

The man is sunny and handsome, and the woman is fair-skinned and beautiful.

No matter how you look at it, they are both talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven.

Especially the way the two of them are leaning on each other and kissing each other looks very sweet from the photos.

Everyone in the audience was stunned when they saw the intimate photo of Zhang Xiaoan and Fang Moxuan.

"I am Fang Moxuan's current boyfriend, a man who has successfully made a living." Zhang Xiao'an raised his wrist to reveal his sparkling gold watch: "Did you see it, a 30-yuan Vacheron Constantin? She bought it for me."

The crowd was silent.

"My mouth is full of oil after eating this soft meal, so I will pass on my experience to you. I hope you can also share the soup and let us compete fairly."

Everyone calmed down, clasped their fists and saluted, and shouted in unison: "Sir, I love you so much! If you can successfully steal your love from your husband in the future, you will be like a cow or a horse in your next life, stabbing your ribs!"

"It's no use talking nonsense. Remember not to confess me, otherwise I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost. Say goodbye!" After Zhang Xiaoan said this, he slipped out of the back door.

Before anyone could chase him out, Zhang Xiaoan jumped out of the window and jumped from the [-]th floor of the building without even taking the elevator, landing firmly in the flower bed.

……

There is a Maybach parked across the road from the main entrance of the building. The license plate number is a consecutive license plate from a provincial capital city, which is very valuable.

Zhang Xiaoan walked around the flower bed, walked out from the front door to the opposite side of the road, opened the rear door of the Maybach and ducked in.

Sitting in the co-pilot was an old man with some gray hair on his temples.

This person's name is Zhang Youzhi.

He is the helmsman of the Zhang family, the largest family in the world today, and a very famous philanthropist.

On average, he can earn three small goals a day, donate billions to charity every year, and is in the news all year round, and has a high status in society.

After seeing Zhang Xiaoan get into the car, Zhang Youzhi said to the driver: "Let's drive."

The driver started the car and the Maybach drove slowly towards the suburbs.

After driving until they reached a sparsely populated country road with good scenery, Zhang Youzhi said, "Stop the car."

The driver applied the brakes and stopped the Maybach beside a small river.

"You've been driving all day, why don't you go down and have a cigarette?"

"Good Mr. Zhang."

Knowing that they, one old and one young, had something to say, the driver very wisely got out of the car.

Seeing the driver walking out five meters away, Zhang Youzhi immediately turned around and asked with a hint of caution in his tone of respect:

"Old Ancestor... I see that the people listening to your lectures are all young people. Are you teaching them business or not?"

Zhang Xiaoan.

Unknown age.

Born in a prehistoric era that has never been recorded in history, he is the only immortal cultivator in the world today.

a year ago.

After Zhang Xiaoan failed to ascend for the Nth time, he was struck by several lightning strikes and was seriously injured and fell into a state of amnesia.

It was also in a state of amnesia that he met Fang Moxuan, a wealthy woman, and successfully joined hands with her.

until half a month ago.

His injuries and memories were completely restored, and he wanted to end this relationship quickly and prepare for his next ascension.

However, Fang Moxuan's character is infatuated and paranoid, so it is obviously not easy to break up peacefully.

Zhang Xiaoan had no choice but to hold a training meeting specifically on how to pursue Fang Moxuan, hoping that she would fall in love with someone else as soon as possible.

This is really a bad move.

"Don't ask about my personal affairs. I came to you to tell you that from now on, don't contact me if you have nothing to do. I want to stay alone in the small Taoyuan for a while." Zhang Xiaoan lowered his head and rubbed it. Temple, face a little worried.

"Okay, I understand, ancestor." Zhang Youzhi was very sensible and did not continue to ask further.

"Okay, then I'll go back first, and you should go back to Hanking as soon as possible."

"Ancestor..."

Zhang Xiaoan, who was just about to disappear, raised his head: "Is there anything else?"

"Uh……"

Zhang Youzhi paused for a moment and said:

"Today is your birthday, ancestor, and I want to kowtow to you..."