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After exercising all afternoon, Jiang Guchi's entire clothes were soaked with sweat.

Zheng Shanshan was also sweating a lot, so the two of them went to take a shower.

When she left, Zheng Shanshan actually applied for a fitness card.

Jiang Guchi's eyes were straight.

Thinking that she would be uneasy whenever she rested in the future, Zheng Shanshan did not want to let herself have a good rest.

After exercising all afternoon, he was sweating all over. Jiang Guchi might have been sick a while ago, but now he felt dizzy and weak after coming out of the club.

"Seeing you like this, I told you to come here more often. I usually tell you to move more, but you didn't listen. You only exercised for a few hours. That's it. You are weak."

"I had a cold and a fever some time ago. I haven't recovered yet, so you asked me to exercise vigorously. It would be strange if I didn't faint." Jiang Guchi retorted.

He is a grown man and he has a lot of shame. Who can admit it when a girl points at his nose and says he is weak?

"You are usually quite weak. Otherwise, why would you catch a cold so easily? Starting today, you have to exercise every day. You have damaged your body at such a young age. I will despise you then."

"I'm in very good health. I can stay up all night without blinking."

"Then why are you weak today?"

"Zheng Shanshan, I told you that it was caused by the discomfort some time ago. Otherwise, I usually stay up all night without catching up on sleep. When I was in college, I often stayed up all night, and even went to [-] a.m. in the morning to have a snack at noon. I went back to sleep for a while after dinner, so I came here anyway." Jiang Guchi began to brag about his glorious days again.

It's a pity that Zheng Shanshan's expression hung up, "Oh, I remember I was a sophomore in college.

That year, when you were in your junior year, I met you face to face when I was passing by the playground. You were lying on the shoulders of your friends and said that you didn't sleep last night and you were going to die now. "

"Fart, then you must have recognized the wrong person. You just stayed up all night. How could you die? There is no way that these words can come out of my mouth!"

Jiang Guchi didn't remember saying this at all, nor did he remember lying on the shoulders of his friends. Even if he had, he couldn't admit it.

"It turns out that I made a mistake. How could it be possible? You were already very famous in school during your junior year. You walked up to me. How could I admit that you were wrong?"

"I just admitted my mistake. It wasn't me anyway. Oh, that's not right. Zheng Shanshan, that happened a few years ago. You have such a deep impression. Could it be that you started to have a crush on me from that time?"

"Shit." Zheng Shanshan didn't expect that his mind would still be clear after he fell ill.

Zheng Shanshan ignored him and walked straight towards the parking space.

No wonder Jiang Guchi was chattering after him, "Don't try to escape, let me tell you, do you remember what happened so long ago? You also said that you were not interested in me before, it was not interesting, how could you remember so clearly before, and I didn’t talk to you, but I just passed by you. How can you remember it for so long?”

"Stop talking with your voice like this. I can't hear you for a long time." Zheng Shanshan actually heard it quite clearly. After all, she has been used to it during this period. Although her voice is hoarse and she doesn't speak very loudly, Jiang Guchi couldn't help but be excited, and his voice was a little louder than usual.

"I can't hear it, I can't hear it. I just can't hear it when the bastard is reciting sutras."

Jiang Guchi is real

He laughed angrily at her. If his voice was better now, he would definitely grab her and yell into her ear.

Jiang Guchi was originally going to get into the driver's seat and drive, but Zheng Shanshan squeezed him aside.

"Didn't you say you were dizzy? You drove to sit next to me when you were dizzy."

"It's not that I don't give you face, but there's something you need to understand. Even if I'm dizzy, driving with one hand is much more stable than your normal driving now. Do you know how many cars I drive, just in Nancheng? There is no road, big or small, that I have not traveled on.”

"Wait until your voice gets better before you talk to me. I can't hear you."

No matter what Jiang Guchi said, Zheng Shanshan couldn't hear a word of it and told him to get lost.

Jiang Guchi had really been holding in his stomach for a long time and had no place to say it. If his voice was not good enough, it would kill him.

You asked to buy some food at the convenience store on the way back.

Both of them are not very good at cooking, and they are not good at cooking. They can only rely on takeout. Sometimes when they get tired of takeout, they just buy something from the convenience store to pass the time.

Wontons, dumplings, and glutinous rice balls are essential items at home.

The two of them looked at the freezing area for a long time.

"Don't buy so much, they won't be edible if you keep them for a long time."

"I can finish it in a few days, why can't I eat it?"

"The refrigerator is only as big as it is, so don't fill it all up."

Jiang Guchi muttered at the side, "The small refrigerator is only so big, and it can't fit the things I usually buy. Why don't you move back to me? If you squeeze into this small house, wouldn't the bigger one on your side be empty?" "

"Don't think I can't hear you. If you're not satisfied, just go back and live by yourself. That way

No waste on either side. "

The next second Jiang Guchi immediately smiled, "My voice is hoarse and I can't say anything. You must have heard wrong just now."

After buying these, I went to pick some fruits.

Zheng Shanshan usually likes to eat fruits.

I looked at the durian a few more times.

Jiang Guchi was afraid that he would stay here for a second longer. After all, he really hated this smell, and he was also his lifelong enemy of snail noodles.

I thought Lin Hua was pretty good before, but after knowing that he liked to eat that stuff, Jiang Guchi's eyes changed when he looked at her.

It turns out that likes and dislikes can be determined by just one glance.

Seeing Zheng Shanshan walking over, Jiang Guchi breathed a sigh of relief.

As a result, Zheng Shanshan stopped again, "Should we buy a durian? It smells pretty good."

The corner of Jiang Guchi's mouth twitched, "Can't you smell it if it's so smelly?"

"Who said it's obviously very fragrant?" Zheng Shanshan retorted.

Jiang Guchi's eyes widened, "Didn't you think that snail noodles smelled bad before? How can you think that durian smells good now?"

"Just because I don't eat snail noodles doesn't mean I don't eat durian. It's so sweet, so why doesn't it taste good? And it doesn't stink at all. It smells very fragrant. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many durian enthusiasts." .”

"Is your nose broken? I just walked by and it smelled so bad. I walked here with my breath, but you actually smelled good."

"It just smells good."

After saying that, Zheng Shanshan turned around and returned.

Then I started picking durians, which are actually pretty easy to pick.

As long as the fruit shape is plump and there are many fruit cells, it's ok.

Zheng Shanshan directly picked the biggest one, and it was already cracked. It looked like there were

Liufang meat is super fragrant when you get close to it and smell it.

"The boss wants this." Zheng Shanshan took it with a wave of her hand.

Jiang Guchi pinched his nose and didn't even want to get closer.

"Little girl, do you need me to break it open for you?"

"No, I can just go home and make it myself. My boyfriend loves this stuff. He likes to do it himself."

Jiang Guchi felt disgusted when he heard this.

The boss was also very cheerful. He took two bags, loaded them up and handed them over.

Zheng Shanshan turned back and looked at Jiang Guchi, "Why are you still standing here? Come quickly and help."

Jiang Guchi frowned, "I think I'm a little weak and don't have the energy to lift."

Zheng Shanshan, "..." Just now she refused to admit that she was weak, but now she is starting to give in.

When he finally left the supermarket, Jiang Guchi held three bags in his hands and stayed away from Zheng Shanshan.

Zheng Shanshan walked behind carrying a big durian.

It is true that this thing will not last long and will break easily. In fact, I don’t like to eat it much. I have eaten it a few times before and thought it was okay. Although it is acceptable, I am not obsessed with it.

But today I just felt that Jiang Guchi's expression was so scary when he passed by that place. Zheng Shanshan couldn't miss the opportunity to be mean.

This has to be sorted out no matter what.

Jiang Guchi really felt that the moment the durian was placed on his car, his car was not clean.

I feel like I was pooped by a dog.

He has already begun to think that he must go to the car wash tomorrow and give the car a good clean, which would require spraying ten or eight bottles of air freshener.

After the car stopped, Zheng Shanshan got out of the car first to carry things.

In the end, he picked up a lightweight bag and ran away without looking back.

He warned, "Leave two for me to carry. If you throw them away, just wait."

Jiang Guchi is really on the verge of crying. He doesn't want to touch it now. Even if he wants to throw it, he still has to throw it with his hands.

Even though he was separated from the bag, he felt that whenever his hands touched his body, he would stink.

Holding it in one hand, far away from yourself.

The other hand was still pinching her nose. What a sin. I shouldn’t have gone to the supermarket with Zheng Shanshan today. I went there so many times before, but I didn’t know she actually liked this stuff. I just bought it and even bought it. I didn't want to peel it off, and even bought such a big one. It would stink at home for a few days, but I definitely couldn't put this thing in the refrigerator, otherwise the refrigerator would have to be replaced.

Jiang Guchi wanted to throw him away many times along the way, but he also knew that with Zheng Shanshan's character, if he really threw him away, he would definitely turn around and buy a few more to deliberately go against him.

In order to save yourself from suffering, it’s better to be good.

Carrying it all the way home and taking the elevator, the small, airtight space was filled with the smell of durian.

Jiang Guchi really didn't have anywhere to vomit even if he wanted to.

As soon as he opened the door and placed the durian heavily on the table, Jiang Guchi rushed into the bathroom and started retching.

Then I went to the balcony and started breathing fresh air.

Zheng Shanshan looked at his fuss.

Although I think snail noodles are quite smelly, it doesn't look like him.

Otherwise, Lin Hua said that Jiang Guchi and Zheng Shanshan were a perfect match.

You see, both people are guilty of the same thing now.

Although Jiang Guchi usually likes to provoke Zheng Shanshan, Zheng Shanshan actually does the same.

Jiang Guchi

Just when I felt I had recovered, I was called over.

"Bring a knife and two plates from the kitchen."

"What are you doing?" Jiang Guchi had a bad feeling after he passed by.

As soon as I put these things on the table, I heard Zheng Shanshan say, "Open it for me."

"!???" Jiang Guchi's face was filled with question marks.

Then he pointed at himself, "You really don't leave any way for me to survive. Do you really want to kill me? I'm already like this, and you still want to torture me."

Zheng Shanshan shrugged and said innocently, "I can't break it open by myself. It's so hard on my hands, and I can't break it open."

Jiang Guchi took a deep breath.

After a few minutes of mental preparation for myself, I took some tissues and blocked my nose.

Then he put on disposable gloves and took a knife to pry open the durian.

Zheng Shanshan held up a mobile phone to take pictures of him.

"The durian is open, the durian is open, what are you taking pictures of?" Jiang Guchi's voice was still hoarse when he opened his mouth, and Zheng Shanshan couldn't help but want to laugh when she spoke.

"It's the first time you open a durian in your life. I'll definitely take a video to record it for you."

"This is also the last time. Don't torture me again when buying durian."

"Okay, okay." Zheng Shanshan said perfunctorily.

In fact, it is not as difficult to break open as Jiang Guchi thought. It can be easily broken by just using your hands.

Then he carefully placed the pulp on the plate.

Just Jiang Guchi felt that the feel was a bit indescribable, coupled with the smell, and even the soft look.

The next second Jiang Guchi vomited.

I can't hold it in, I can't hold it in at all.

Jiang Guchi can't control durians, so he just transfers them to

He rushed to the balcony again and started to retching.

Zheng Shanshan was really laughing with tears in her eyes. She poured him a glass of warm water and squatted next to him, "Why are you so exaggerated? It's actually not bad. It doesn't stink so much."

"Just thinking about his soft appearance and color makes me want to vomit. Why does it look like shit?"

"..." Zheng Shanshan didn't dare to accept this.

"Who do you think was the first to eat this stuff? How could he just eat it? Doesn't he feel sick?"

"........."

Zheng Shanshan originally wanted to tease Jiang Guchi and force him to take a bite.

But looking at him like this, he really couldn't do anything cruel.

She broke off the rest herself, since she couldn't eat too much at one time. The rest was wrapped in plastic wrap, even several layers of plastic bags, and then placed in the refrigerator.

Jiang Guchi still stood far away, looking at her with a ferocious expression.

Zheng Shanshan took a bite and found that the durian today was sweet enough, and it was just right to eat now. It was already ripe and especially delicious.

It tastes better than the ones I have eaten before.

This time, I really didn't want to simply torture him, but I wanted to share it with him.

"Take a bite and try it. It tastes really good. It's very sweet. It's sweeter than ordinary fruits. I'm not trying to trick you."

Rejection was written all over Jiang Guchi's face, and he even took a few steps back and threatened, "If you let me eat this thing again, I will jump out of here."

Zheng Shanshan, "...Okay, okay, you are ruthless, I can't fight you."

Seeing his determination to reject, Zheng Shanshan no longer forced him to sit on the table and began to enjoy it slowly.

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It's so unpalatable, it just smells a little bad, the texture is very dense, and it tastes particularly sweet.