Professor He, fell in the next second

"Why did it take you so long to hold a barbecue?" Xu Mo just came out of the bathroom and was wiping his hair with a towel.

"Don't mention it, I met a psychopath."

"Who is it? Could it be Jiang Guchi? After all, you call him crazy every day." Lu Shi looked up and looked over.

"I feel bad when I mention him. I don't want to pay attention to him. Come and eat quickly. It's really delicious. Smell it." Zheng Shanshan put the barbecue on the table.

The three of them sat together.

"There are so many, we can eat them all."

"Otherwise, let's give it to the dormitory next door. We can't waste it."

"Okay, let me take a photo of Huahua first."

It's almost eleven o'clock now. It's not easy to digest after eating too much, so I gave a lot to the dormitory next door.

Zheng Shanshan was sitting on the bed playing with her phone after eating, when a WeChat message suddenly appeared.

[Erque: Have you finished the barbecue? 】

Zheng Shanshan had no intention of paying attention to him. She had just eaten and was in a good mood and he came to make her unhappy again.

As a result, they were not willing to stop at all.

[Erque: Are you deliberately not replying to WeChat? See it? Squeak, otherwise I always feel like I'm talking to the air. 】

[Er Que: Zheng Shanshan? Zheng Shanshan? 】

Then his phone started shaking violently, and this person directly filled the screen with emoticons.

Zheng Shanshan was really speechless.

Just choose to block him, and now the whole world is quiet.

The sudden ringtone of the cell phone rang in the dormitory.

"Shanshan, it's time to go to bed. Please mute your phone." Lu Shi just climbed into bed.

"Well, I forgot to turn it off and went to bed."

Zheng Shanshan hung up the phone and was about to block her when she saw a message pop up.

[Even if you block me, I still have other numbers.

If you don’t want my number and WeChat ID to appear on the school bulletin board tomorrow, just put my WeChat ID out. 】

Zheng Shanshan could still be threatened by him.

The next second, Jiang Guchi was released and began to output.

"Don't you have a brain? God is fair, why is he so harsh on you? Don't you have a brain?"

Reply over there [So God gave me a flawless face, I just need to be handsome. 】

"Ah, yes, you are handsome, but it's a pity that Lin Hua doesn't like you. The girl he likes doesn't like you."

[That means she and I have no fate, and she is destined not to be my girlfriend. 】

"Oh, you made your father and I both laugh. There are so many reasons for people to look down on you. Why can't you recognize the fact?"

[I'm just telling the truth. Also, why are you talking to me, dad? It's not big or small. 】

"Tsk, men are really good-looking, no, are you your man? At best, he is just a younger brother, childish and stupid."

[How do you know if I am a man? Have you tried it with me? 】

"Isn't this what Pu Xinnan said? I'm not as picky as you are. I can order a duck better than you. Who doesn't know if you are strong on the outside but strong on the inside? Maybe it's just a toothpick."

The video call was sent directly the next second.

Fortunately, Zheng Shanshan was on mute and quickly hung up the phone.

[Zheng Shanshan, why are you so scared when you answer the phone? 】

"I don't want to see your face tonight. I'm afraid I'll spit out the barbecue I just finished eating."

[You're just scared. I'll let you see if it's a toothpick with my own eyes. I'll take the video. 】

"Okay, you repost the video, I'll record it directly, and then post it on the school website so that the little fans can also see it.

, this is the male god you like, what kind of moral character does he have in private? "

【are you crazy. 】

"Do you have any medicine? My medicine says nothing. Send me a WeChat message again. Be careful that I expose you for harassing me. Go to bed."

Zheng Shanshan was in high spirits, for no other reason. She had the upper hand in this round of verbal battle, and Jiang Guchi lost completely.

However, he still had to learn from the progress. When he made a video call to himself, he was really too timid to answer the phone. After all, Jiang Guchi's brain circuit has always been different from others, and he couldn't help being provoked and stimulated by others. If this really made him lift his pants, Eh... No, I'm still a young girl, so I'll get needle eyes.

After solving Jiang Guchi, Zheng Shanshan was going to watch the live broadcast for a while and then go to bed.

But I didn't expect that just five minutes after it stopped, Jiang Guchi was annoying again.

[I can’t sleep, why don’t you chat with me, don’t quarrel, be calm. 】

"Get lost, I'm not a tree hole."

[Can I give you 5 yuan for 100 minutes? 】

Zheng Shanshan typed faster than her brain could react.

"Sister, I don't care about your dirty money." I was about to send it out, but when I thought about it, damn, who can't get along with money.

5 yuan in 10 minutes and 200 yuan in [-] minutes. Isn’t that enough for a week’s food expenses? Why don’t you need money?

Zheng Shanshan silently deleted the typed line and then sent the message to the other person.

"Send a deposit first so that you won't default on the bill later."

[Laughing, I am short of a few hundred dollars, so I will chat for an hour first. 】

Jiang Guchi directly transferred one thousand and two dollars.

Seeing the transfer on the screen, Zheng Shanshan really opened her eyes.

"Are you drunk?"

【I'm late

Didn't drink alcohol. 】

Zheng Shanshan still wondered if she didn't drink, so she fell down on the way back and lost her mind?

[Hurry up and get the money, don’t waste my time. 】

The uncle who gave the money, Zheng Shanshan, knew it.

The customer service girl came online immediately.

"Dear VIP user, what do you want to talk about? This is your sincere virtual friend in Shudong. No matter what you say, not even a word will be leaked. Please feel free to chat."

【are you crazy? I just need to talk to you in the same tone. It’s quite uncomfortable to look at these people. 】

Zheng Shanshan rolled her eyes, she didn't want to hear the nice words, so she had to fight him, right? Is this person a bit masochistic?

[How is the relationship between your parents? It’s what your family usually gets along with. 】

"It's very good. My parents have a good relationship. They were good friends before. They knew each other very well. Their parents also knew each other. Later, they got together naturally. They also love each other very much. But I am a little bit confused at home. I don’t have a lot of children, so I have to watch them show off their affection every day.”

[Oh, that’s pretty good, I envy you. 】

Zheng Shanshan still knows how to chat. Since Jiang Guchi asked this, there must be some conflicts in his family. At this time, you have to follow his words and then comfort him, otherwise you will feel uneasy with the money.