Let you be a great man, not a scumbag

Jiang Cheng couldn't help feeling satisfied when he saw Yu Xiaoxiao's actions.

Because he noticed that Yu Xiaoxiao's expression and movements were more affectionate towards him than before.

At this time, Yu Xiaoxiao's peak was already tightly close to his arm again, and he pressed it actively.

Jiang Cheng touched her shoulder again comfortingly: "Don't worry."

"Is there any misunderstanding? It's just a minor dispute. Let's just deal with it."

Seeing that the police officer also wanted to put it down gently, Zhang Yu's heart thumped.

His face turned red and he said: "What misunderstanding? What do you mean? There is surveillance here. I request..."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng used the bad luck card he had just been awarded directly on Zhang Yu.

Puff~····~~····

Suddenly, several strange sounds came from Zhang Yu's body.

I saw him stop talking with a strange expression on his face.

His eyes rolled nervously, and his legs tightened unconsciously.

The buttocks slowly stuck out.

His hands slowly covered his stomach.

At this time, he felt as if a warm current began to flow uncontrollably in his stomach and his intestines began to flow out.

This subtle and embarrassing feeling reminded him of an unforgettable episode in his childhood.

He was still young at that time and had just entered the third grade of elementary school.

One day the teacher called on him and asked him to answer a question.

As a result, he happened to have diarrhea that day.

He stood up nervously, and as he stood up, he accidentally farted.

At that time, he understood a sentence for the first time at a young age.

That is, never believe any fart when you have diarrhea.

Because on that day, he naively thought that he just had to fart slowly while answering questions.

Everything will become invisible.

But the facts proved that his idea was wrong.

At that time, he released not only farts but also a crotch...

He would never forget the pale and disgusted looks of the whole class and the teacher on the podium at that time.

And at this moment, the long-lost feeling reappeared again.

Zhang Yu suppressed his blush at this time and slowly told himself in his heart.

"Never believe in farts."

After reciting a few words silently, Zhang Yu began to take deep breaths slowly and try to control his body.

After all, there is surveillance here, and there are a lot of people.

He would never allow this to happen to him again.

It's just that not everything in this world goes as planned.

Zhang Yu found that there was more and more gas in his body at this time.

Cold sweat breaks out from the body.

Suddenly he remembered that he had eaten nothing at noon today.

Guang was happy with his old sweetheart in the hotel.

Could it be that there is poison in the stick of my old friend? ? ?

Is that why it suddenly had such a big impact on my intestines? ?

Zhang Yu turned pale and asked everyone, "Where is the toilet on the first floor?"

He used great effort to slowly control his breath and say these words.

But even if he controls this moment, it will be of no use.

A familiar warmth and his dignity of more than 20 years began to flow out bit by bit again.

Seeing his pale face and strange movements, the police officer couldn't help but asked with concern: "Sir, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"

Zhang Yu tightened his buttocks even more at this time. He was slowly inhaling and mouthing longingly as he wanted to speak.

"It's a bit, hurry up..."

Zhang Yu didn't dare to say any more before he finished speaking.

He found that whenever he opened his mouth, his sphincter became more relaxed.

Originally, it was only a few drops that leaked out sporadically, but after his movement, more than a dozen drops leaked out.

And there is a faint feeling that a big explosion is about to happen...

Zhang Yu knew that although he had tried his best to control it.

But it can only prevent a bigger bomb from exploding.

What should come will still come.

At this time, he felt that his crotch was getting wet.

Others just thought his behavior was a bit strange at this time.

Jiang Cheng, who had used the bad luck card, vaguely guessed Zhang Yu's situation.

If this expression appears for no reason, there must be something wrong.