Time travel, sell Tang poems at the beginning

While Lin Feng and others were drinking happily, the four young scholars sitting at the next table suddenly stood up and came to Lin Feng angrily.

"Master, please respect yourself and never blaspheme the saints. It is really offensive to say such dirty words in public."

"Haha! Isn't this the sour scholar from Jianglin Academy? If you are not in the academy, shaking your head and studying the books of sages, why are you here in the restaurant? Do you know who the person standing in front of you is?" Li Heng said.

"Hmph! I don't care who he is, he is just Madman Lin, and he can't speak dirty words in broad daylight and corrupt morals."

"Haha! You sour scholar is really right, he is the Lin Madman you call him."

Upon hearing this, the young scholar quickly took two steps back and looked at Lin Feng with a horrified look on his face.

"You...are you the Lin Feng who injured Xia Yan, the son of the Minister of Civil Affairs at Chunxiao Pavilion?"

"I am Lin Feng."

Lin Feng nodded with a smile on his face, stood up and looked at the scholar standing in front of him.

"Who are you? Why did I say dirty words? If you don't tell me clearly today, believe it or not, I will let you walk in and crawl out!"

"Hmph! Just say it, what you just said about changing brides every day and being grooms every night, isn't that a dirty word?"

Damn it, I met a nosy and sour scholar while having a meal. What a damn unlucky thing.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm happy today, young master. I don't have the same knowledge as you sour scholars, and I don't know how many of you have heard of this sentence?"

The four scholars nodded in unison, "This sentence comes from the sayings of sages. Of course we have heard of it."

"Okay! Since the sages say that it is human nature to like beautiful things, and in my eyes, a beautiful woman is the most beautiful thing in the world, then what's wrong with changing the bride every day and being the groom every night? Which Dayan law is violated? Already?"

"There are ten men and nine colors. There have been so many emperors throughout the ages. Which one of them is not the concubine of the third palace, the sixth courtyard, the seventh and second concubines? Which one is not the groom every night? Why don't you sour scholars dare to enter the palace and argue with the current sage? ?”

"You...you are making too much sense."

"Haha! I think you are at your wits' end!"

"You... let's go."

The four young scholars turned around and left. They were obviously very angry at Lin Feng's words, and they really felt like a scholar meeting a soldier.

"Young man! You're still a little green to fight with me."

Lin Feng waved his hands with a smile on his face. As soon as he turned around, he saw four bad friends staring at him with eight eyes, as if they didn't recognize him.

"What? You guys must be suffering from soul-leaving syndrome, right?"

Zhang Sheng swallowed his saliva and said excitedly: "Boss Lin, even the scholars from Jianglin Academy can't compare to you. Could it be that you were possessed by a matchmaker just now?"

"Go, go, you are possessed by a matchmaker. I was just showing off to my heart's content. You are just a few sour scholars who have ruined their brains by studying. I will take care of them in minutes."

"Boss Lin, you just said that ten men have nine colors, so where is the other one?" Yang Zhi asked curiously.

"There is another special color."

"Hahaha……"

"Boss Lin, I really didn't expect you to be able to say such insightful words, you hid them so deeply!"

"Okay, among our brothers, you, Yang Laoliu, are the sexiest." Li Heng joked.

"Stop talking, come on, brothers, let's continue drinking." Lin Feng took the lead in picking up the wine bowl.

After finishing a bowl of wine, Zhang Sheng shouted, "It's great! I haven't had such a good time in a long time. In the eyes of those sour scholars, our brothers are just playboys and prodigal sons."

"Today, Boss Lin finally vented his anger on us brothers. I suggest that the four of us give Boss Lin a bowl together."

"Brothers are so polite. This is what I should do. Oh, by the way, what's going on with Crazy Lin?"

"Boss Lin, that's what happened. Ever since you and your brothers had a fight with Xia Yan and his gang, your name as Crazy Lin has spread out for some reason."

Lin Feng shook his head speechlessly, picked up the wine bowl, and drank it all in one breath.

"Others laugh at me because I'm too crazy. I laugh at them but they can't see through it. Brothers, no matter what others say, we just treat them as farts."

After Lin Feng finished speaking, he was about to pour himself a bowl of wine when he suddenly found that the wine jar was empty. "I am born with a talent that will be useful. I will come back after all the money is spent. Waiter, serve the wine."

"The wine is here."

The waiter came to Lin Feng as quickly as possible and helped him fill up the wine.

"Well said! Boss Lin, I think you are much better than those sour scholars. Why don't you also try to get a meritorious title?" Song Yuandao said.

"Forget the fame, I think it's good that I can be free now and have food and drink."

"Damn fat man, what nonsense are you talking about? Boss Lin is already old, and you want him to take part in the children's exam with a bunch of brats? You kid can't think of anything like this." Li Heng scolded with a smile.

At this moment, an old man and a young man suddenly appeared in front of Lin Feng.

"Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after all my money is gone. Young man, may I ask which poem these two lines come from?"

Lin Feng looked up and saw a white-haired old man looking at him expectantly.

"Old man, how do you know that what I said came from poetry? Couldn't it be that I said it casually?"

The old man didn't say anything, and just looked at Lin Feng with a smile on his face. His meaning couldn't be more obvious.

"Why are you talking to my teacher?"

Hearing Lin Feng call his most respected teacher, the old man, the young man standing next to the old man suddenly became unhappy.

Lin Feng followed the words and saw that he was another white-faced scholar. If he looked carefully, he looked too handsome!

She has big eyes, a tall nose, and a fair face. Looking down her chin, Bai Xi has no Adam's apple on her neck. She turns out to be a girl.

"Hahaha……"

"I thought it was some handsome young man, but it turned out to be a young lady! Young lady, what's wrong with me talking like this? Isn't your teacher an old man?"

The female scholar looked at Lin Feng in surprise, her mouth opened wide, "You... no one has ever been able to see through my makeup skills. How did you see through it?"

Lin Feng shook his head speechlessly, what kind of brain circuit does this woman have? What she was talking about just now was clearly about the old man, but now she is talking about makeup.

"Why should I tell you?"

"This……"

The woman seemed to be very concerned about how Lin Feng could see through that she was disguised as a man, so Lin Feng changed his tone and said, "If you really want to know, you can buy it with money."

"Then how much money do you want?"

Lin Feng stretched out his right index finger towards her.

"A tael of silver?"

Seeing Lin Feng shaking his head, the woman immediately said loudly: "100 taels of silver?"

Lin Feng nodded, "100 taels of silver, not even a copper coin."

"Here you go, tell me quickly."

The woman's face lit up, and she immediately took out two ingots of silver from her purse and placed them in Lin Feng's hand.

Oh shit! I was fooled. If I had known it, I would have said 1000 taels. It seems that this girl was acting with me just now! But the words had already been spoken, and Lin Feng could not regret it.

"It's simple because we men all have Adam's apples on our necks and you don't."

The woman looked at the Adam's apple on Lin Feng's neck, then touched her own neck, "I see, thank you!"

"If you really want to thank me, then give me another 100 taels of silver." Lin Feng stretched out his right hand with a smile on his face.

"Hmph! You think it's beautiful!"

The woman immediately gave Lin Feng a big roll of her eyes.