Wake up and become a son-in-law
Chapter 408
"Why don't you want to?" Luo Qingshan narrowed his eyes, and Lan Yuheng shook his head hurriedly, "No, no..."
"Well! If you don't, I'm willing. Please tell me quickly. As a man, how can you deal with your mother-in-law and mother-in-law in this kind of thing! Say it!" Luo Qingshan didn't give Lan Yuheng a chance to refute.
Lan Yuheng felt bitter in her heart, "What did I... say?" Luo Qingshan almost slashed Lan Yuheng with a knife, "I've said it once, you follow suit!"
Lan Yuheng lowered his head and said nothing. Luo Qingshan coughed dryly and said, "From today on...speak!" Seeing that Lan Yuheng didn't speak, he also urged impatiently. Ye Ying beside him didn't dare to say a word. ..
"From today..."
"You Lan Yuheng and Luo Yeying are married!"
"You Lan Yuheng and..."
"It's you! Say it loudly to me!"
"Oh... I, Lan Yuheng, am married to Luo Yeying..."
"Be born in the same quilt and die in the same hole! We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
"Be born in the same quilt and die in the same acupuncture point! I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I hope to die in the same year, the same month and the same day..." Lan Yuheng obediently finished reading Luo Qingshan's words. Luo Qingshan asked Ye Ying to say it again, and then added the two A glass of wine was handed to the two of them, and they drank it knowingly. After finishing the glass of wine, Ye Ying's cold face was filled with tension and joy, which were complicatedly intertwined in her heart.
"Ye Ying's mother passed away early, and her personality is not easy to get along with. If you dare to make Ying'er suffer in the future, I will deal with you! Do you hear me!" Luo Qingshan said fiercely, and Lan Yuheng nodded awkwardly.
"Hahaha! My dear son-in-law, please get up quickly!" Luo Qingshan suddenly laughed and said, completely different from before!
The corner of Lan Yuheng's mouth twitched, he changed his face really fast. Luo Qingshan patted Lan Yuheng's shoulder enthusiastically, not as forcefully as before, and said, "Good son-in-law! Follow Ying'er sooner in the future." It’s better to have a son as soon as possible, but I’m in a hurry to have a grandson!”
Ye Ying's face on the side was very hot, and Lan Yuheng could only smile and said, "Try your best..."
Luo Qingshan squeezed Lan Yuheng's arm, "Xian son-in-law, your body is not strong enough. Although you are a martial arts practitioner, you will get drunk if you indulge in drinking and sex all day long. But don't worry, Xian son-in-law, I still have some prescriptions. Soak for half an hour every day and the effect will be immediate! I’m fine, but I gave it to you, just treat it as a greeting gift!”
Lan Yuheng's eyes lit up, and he suddenly became enthusiastic, "Uh-huh... It's a great honor for my father-in-law to be so enthusiastic... my son-in-law."
Luo Qingshan curled his lips. As expected, this kid is a realist. "I also need to practice more on my marksmanship. It seems that you don't practice much at ordinary times. Practice more on the shot in your hand, don't always practice the shot on your body!"
Ye Ying on the side turned his face away. It was obvious that his father was too unruly. It was embarrassing to treat an old driver like Lan Yuheng. Luo Qingshan said sternly, "In terms of Qin Ling's strength, you should have tried it. No." Have you been beaten?"
Lan Yuheng nodded, "It's quite powerful. None of them are opponents." Luo Qingshan said seriously, "You have to think more about my moves today. Attacking the enemy is six points full, and strength is four points hidden. You have to think more about this sentence. We, the Humans are not born with the same advantages as barbarians, so we cannot blindly pursue brute force. We will always use up our strength, so we must use skillful energy! Don’t use your weapons in vain."
Lan Yuheng nodded awkwardly, Luo Qingshan said with a smile, "Of course the same is true for having sex, otherwise there would be no way to care about it." Lan Yuheng really didn't know how to answer the question...
"Dad...please stop talking nonsense, okay?" Ye Ying really couldn't listen any more. Luo Qingshan chuckled, "Okay, okay, I won't say more about things between men. Keep this thing, Ye Ying," Luo Qingshan Qingshan handed the two people's hair to her, Ye Ying also collected it carefully, and then Luo Qingshan sent the two people away.
Ye Ying was the first to speak after leaving the tent, "Higher..." Lan Yuheng smiled awkwardly, "That..."
Ye Ying actually showed a faint smile, "There is no need to embarrass the superior. If you feel that Ye Ying is not worthy of you, then there is no need to embarrass yourself. Ye Ying will just pretend that it never happened... I will not tell dad about this matter."
Lan Yuheng felt quite uncomfortable when he heard this. Ye Ying bowed and said, "Ye Ying will go down first." He left after saying so. Lan Yuheng, who was looking at Ye Ying and Qian Ying, felt extremely complicated in her heart.
"Husband!" A few people came over and laughed when they saw Lan Yuheng's complex expression. Zijun smiled and said, "What's wrong with your husband? We all heard what you just said, aren't there just a few sisters? It's nothing."
Leng Siniang said, "Although this Ye Ying has a weird personality, he is still very attentive to his husband, and he can't hide from her, right?" Lan Yuheng rolled his eyes at Leng Siniang, "I'm not to blame." Leng Siniang is pretty. Her face felt a little hot, and she stretched out her hand to hit Lan Yuheng.
Lan Yuheng shook his head, "Is everyone here?" Leng Siniang nodded and said, "They are all here, and Black Teeth Changzhi is also waiting for dispatch." Lan Yuheng said with a smile, "Okay! Let's settle the matter first before setting off. !”
"My subordinates are here to meet the commander-in-chief!" Hei Te Chang Zhi saw Lan Yuheng and hurriedly saluted forward. Lan Yuheng helped Hei Te Chang Zhi up and said, "Chang Zhi, don't talk about this between you and me. Let's set off!"
Among the [-] elites, there are still thousands of horses and horses riding by Yan Yun. This battle is almost without suspense. Lan Yuheng is determined to win this battle. "Chang Zhi, is there any movement on the Khitan side?" ?”
Hei Te Changzhi shook his head, "I don't know about this general either. I was transferred here just after pacifying the chaos in Luoyang. Besides, the general only knows how to fight and doesn't know anything else."
Lan Yuheng looked at Hei Te Changzhi speechlessly, and Hei Te Changzhi could only laugh dryly. Luo Tong and others originally wanted them to wait for another day, but Lan Yuheng missed Wu Landuo and the others in his heart, and there was nothing left for them.
"Hey! This kid is running in such a hurry!" Luo Qingshan said unhappily, and Luo Tong smiled and said, "He has a lot of things to do. Wouldn't it be nice to let him stay for one more day after the things are finished?"
"That's not what I'm talking about! I was still thinking about letting him enter the bridal chamber tonight! Who knew that this kid ran away!" Luo Qingshan said regretfully, and Luo Tong suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. "What are you in a hurry? They have already decided Just don’t worry about it, don’t make yourself look like a father and a mother at the same time.”
"Hey! What do you know? Isn't this just to be able to have a grandson as soon as possible!" Luo Qingshan said regretfully, Luo Tong shook his head and laughed, "He has so many wives who are not pregnant, I guess Ying'er will have to wait later."
"That's why I asked him to enter the bridal chamber early! Let's enjoy the birth early!" Luo Qingshan couldn't help but clapped his hands and said, making Luo Tong shake his head...
The grassland and desert along the way made Mu Qianqian sigh for a while. The few people were talking and laughing in the lukewarm breeze. This could be considered as accompanying his wife to go out to see the scenery. Xie Zijun smiled and said, "Sir, you go first." As for the Turks, should we go to Sister Qingyou’s tribe first?”
Lan Yuheng had a headache, and Xie Zijun was the one who didn't know what to say. "How do I know about this... Who do you think I should go to first?" Obviously Wulanduo would have objections to Ashi Qingyou's, Turk Khan will also have opinions, but if he goes to Turk Ashi Qingyou, he will definitely have opinions! After all, if you want to talk about chicken intestines, Ashi Qingyou ranks first. Although he may smile with you on the surface, he is probably scolding you in his heart...
Li Qianli said at this time, "Brother Lan, I think you should go to the Turks first. It's coming soon. The Creepy Yu tribe is going anyway, and there's still some distance." Lan Yuheng touched his chin, "Okay. ! Go to Turks first”
After confirming the place, Lan Yuheng stopped worrying. The worst he could do was to get scolded by Ashi Qingyou, and several people were stopped as soon as they arrived in Turkic territory.
"Are the people in front of you a friend of Tang Dynasty?" A familiar voice came from the distance. Li Qianli smiled and said, "Brother Battle! I am Li Qianli!"
When Battle heard Li Qianli's voice, he was overjoyed and said to Wulanduo, "Little Khan! It's Datang's team!" They had been waiting for most of the day, fearing that they would meet Wei Liyu's teammates, especially their own. The little Khan had come to greet him a long time ago. If he were to be picked up by Qiao Liyu's men, she would be angry!
As soon as Wulanduo heard Li Qianli's voice, he didn't even need to say anything. He rode straight towards Lan Yuheng's team. "Prodigal! Prodigal!" Wulanduo's excited and sweet voice came from a distance. Lan Yuheng could no longer sit still at Wulanduo's voice, and hurriedly ran out of the carriage and went straight to Wulanduo.
Wulanduo didn't even stop when he was approaching Lan Yuheng on horseback, and jumped down. Lan Yuheng hurriedly caught Wulanduo, "Prodigal! Woo..." Wulanduo gave him a shove He buried his whole body in Lan Yuheng's arms and cried. Lan Yuheng also hugged Wu Landuo tightly.
"Slut, why did you come here! You miss me so much!" Wulanduo said in a tearful voice, not forgetting to poke Lan Yuheng a few times while speaking. Lan Yuheng picked up Wulanduo's pretty face and kissed her When he went up, Wulanduo didn't have any strength to resist. After a while, he panted and turned away his pretty face, still seeming a little angry, "Humph!"
Lan Yuheng smiled and said, "A'duo, my husband is here to see you, but he is also taking you back this time. I don't worry about you being in Turks, right?" Wu Landuo pushed Lan Yuheng away, "You are a coquettish person." Damn it! Shouldn't you go directly to that slutty vixen in Wei Liyu?"
Lan Yuheng smiled awkwardly, "A'duo, what are you talking about? I didn't come to you immediately, didn't I?" Ulanduo's expression softened a lot, but soon she got angry again and clutched Lan Yuheng's waist was twisted hard, and Lan Yuheng grimaced in pain, "You romantic ghost! You even got that vixen pregnant! You've embarrassed me to death!"
Lan Yuheng's accusation was quite unjust. "Wu Duo, Qingyou and I have only been there a few times. I dare to swear!" Wu Landuo curled her lips, "Huh... Why are you swearing... Anyway, I'm pregnant, so why not?" Calling so affectionately, what can I say..."
Lan Yuheng was speechless. Didn't you say this first? As expected, there was no reason to argue with the unruly princess. Mu Qianqian and Leng Siniang walked down. Wulanduo glanced at the others and seemed to know Leng Siniang, but Xie Zijun seemed familiar.
"Well! If you don't, I'm willing. Please tell me quickly. As a man, how can you deal with your mother-in-law and mother-in-law in this kind of thing! Say it!" Luo Qingshan didn't give Lan Yuheng a chance to refute.
Lan Yuheng felt bitter in her heart, "What did I... say?" Luo Qingshan almost slashed Lan Yuheng with a knife, "I've said it once, you follow suit!"
Lan Yuheng lowered his head and said nothing. Luo Qingshan coughed dryly and said, "From today on...speak!" Seeing that Lan Yuheng didn't speak, he also urged impatiently. Ye Ying beside him didn't dare to say a word. ..
"From today..."
"You Lan Yuheng and Luo Yeying are married!"
"You Lan Yuheng and..."
"It's you! Say it loudly to me!"
"Oh... I, Lan Yuheng, am married to Luo Yeying..."
"Be born in the same quilt and die in the same hole! We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
"Be born in the same quilt and die in the same acupuncture point! I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I hope to die in the same year, the same month and the same day..." Lan Yuheng obediently finished reading Luo Qingshan's words. Luo Qingshan asked Ye Ying to say it again, and then added the two A glass of wine was handed to the two of them, and they drank it knowingly. After finishing the glass of wine, Ye Ying's cold face was filled with tension and joy, which were complicatedly intertwined in her heart.
"Ye Ying's mother passed away early, and her personality is not easy to get along with. If you dare to make Ying'er suffer in the future, I will deal with you! Do you hear me!" Luo Qingshan said fiercely, and Lan Yuheng nodded awkwardly.
"Hahaha! My dear son-in-law, please get up quickly!" Luo Qingshan suddenly laughed and said, completely different from before!
The corner of Lan Yuheng's mouth twitched, he changed his face really fast. Luo Qingshan patted Lan Yuheng's shoulder enthusiastically, not as forcefully as before, and said, "Good son-in-law! Follow Ying'er sooner in the future." It’s better to have a son as soon as possible, but I’m in a hurry to have a grandson!”
Ye Ying's face on the side was very hot, and Lan Yuheng could only smile and said, "Try your best..."
Luo Qingshan squeezed Lan Yuheng's arm, "Xian son-in-law, your body is not strong enough. Although you are a martial arts practitioner, you will get drunk if you indulge in drinking and sex all day long. But don't worry, Xian son-in-law, I still have some prescriptions. Soak for half an hour every day and the effect will be immediate! I’m fine, but I gave it to you, just treat it as a greeting gift!”
Lan Yuheng's eyes lit up, and he suddenly became enthusiastic, "Uh-huh... It's a great honor for my father-in-law to be so enthusiastic... my son-in-law."
Luo Qingshan curled his lips. As expected, this kid is a realist. "I also need to practice more on my marksmanship. It seems that you don't practice much at ordinary times. Practice more on the shot in your hand, don't always practice the shot on your body!"
Ye Ying on the side turned his face away. It was obvious that his father was too unruly. It was embarrassing to treat an old driver like Lan Yuheng. Luo Qingshan said sternly, "In terms of Qin Ling's strength, you should have tried it. No." Have you been beaten?"
Lan Yuheng nodded, "It's quite powerful. None of them are opponents." Luo Qingshan said seriously, "You have to think more about my moves today. Attacking the enemy is six points full, and strength is four points hidden. You have to think more about this sentence. We, the Humans are not born with the same advantages as barbarians, so we cannot blindly pursue brute force. We will always use up our strength, so we must use skillful energy! Don’t use your weapons in vain."
Lan Yuheng nodded awkwardly, Luo Qingshan said with a smile, "Of course the same is true for having sex, otherwise there would be no way to care about it." Lan Yuheng really didn't know how to answer the question...
"Dad...please stop talking nonsense, okay?" Ye Ying really couldn't listen any more. Luo Qingshan chuckled, "Okay, okay, I won't say more about things between men. Keep this thing, Ye Ying," Luo Qingshan Qingshan handed the two people's hair to her, Ye Ying also collected it carefully, and then Luo Qingshan sent the two people away.
Ye Ying was the first to speak after leaving the tent, "Higher..." Lan Yuheng smiled awkwardly, "That..."
Ye Ying actually showed a faint smile, "There is no need to embarrass the superior. If you feel that Ye Ying is not worthy of you, then there is no need to embarrass yourself. Ye Ying will just pretend that it never happened... I will not tell dad about this matter."
Lan Yuheng felt quite uncomfortable when he heard this. Ye Ying bowed and said, "Ye Ying will go down first." He left after saying so. Lan Yuheng, who was looking at Ye Ying and Qian Ying, felt extremely complicated in her heart.
"Husband!" A few people came over and laughed when they saw Lan Yuheng's complex expression. Zijun smiled and said, "What's wrong with your husband? We all heard what you just said, aren't there just a few sisters? It's nothing."
Leng Siniang said, "Although this Ye Ying has a weird personality, he is still very attentive to his husband, and he can't hide from her, right?" Lan Yuheng rolled his eyes at Leng Siniang, "I'm not to blame." Leng Siniang is pretty. Her face felt a little hot, and she stretched out her hand to hit Lan Yuheng.
Lan Yuheng shook his head, "Is everyone here?" Leng Siniang nodded and said, "They are all here, and Black Teeth Changzhi is also waiting for dispatch." Lan Yuheng said with a smile, "Okay! Let's settle the matter first before setting off. !”
"My subordinates are here to meet the commander-in-chief!" Hei Te Chang Zhi saw Lan Yuheng and hurriedly saluted forward. Lan Yuheng helped Hei Te Chang Zhi up and said, "Chang Zhi, don't talk about this between you and me. Let's set off!"
Among the [-] elites, there are still thousands of horses and horses riding by Yan Yun. This battle is almost without suspense. Lan Yuheng is determined to win this battle. "Chang Zhi, is there any movement on the Khitan side?" ?”
Hei Te Changzhi shook his head, "I don't know about this general either. I was transferred here just after pacifying the chaos in Luoyang. Besides, the general only knows how to fight and doesn't know anything else."
Lan Yuheng looked at Hei Te Changzhi speechlessly, and Hei Te Changzhi could only laugh dryly. Luo Tong and others originally wanted them to wait for another day, but Lan Yuheng missed Wu Landuo and the others in his heart, and there was nothing left for them.
"Hey! This kid is running in such a hurry!" Luo Qingshan said unhappily, and Luo Tong smiled and said, "He has a lot of things to do. Wouldn't it be nice to let him stay for one more day after the things are finished?"
"That's not what I'm talking about! I was still thinking about letting him enter the bridal chamber tonight! Who knew that this kid ran away!" Luo Qingshan said regretfully, and Luo Tong suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. "What are you in a hurry? They have already decided Just don’t worry about it, don’t make yourself look like a father and a mother at the same time.”
"Hey! What do you know? Isn't this just to be able to have a grandson as soon as possible!" Luo Qingshan said regretfully, Luo Tong shook his head and laughed, "He has so many wives who are not pregnant, I guess Ying'er will have to wait later."
"That's why I asked him to enter the bridal chamber early! Let's enjoy the birth early!" Luo Qingshan couldn't help but clapped his hands and said, making Luo Tong shake his head...
The grassland and desert along the way made Mu Qianqian sigh for a while. The few people were talking and laughing in the lukewarm breeze. This could be considered as accompanying his wife to go out to see the scenery. Xie Zijun smiled and said, "Sir, you go first." As for the Turks, should we go to Sister Qingyou’s tribe first?”
Lan Yuheng had a headache, and Xie Zijun was the one who didn't know what to say. "How do I know about this... Who do you think I should go to first?" Obviously Wulanduo would have objections to Ashi Qingyou's, Turk Khan will also have opinions, but if he goes to Turk Ashi Qingyou, he will definitely have opinions! After all, if you want to talk about chicken intestines, Ashi Qingyou ranks first. Although he may smile with you on the surface, he is probably scolding you in his heart...
Li Qianli said at this time, "Brother Lan, I think you should go to the Turks first. It's coming soon. The Creepy Yu tribe is going anyway, and there's still some distance." Lan Yuheng touched his chin, "Okay. ! Go to Turks first”
After confirming the place, Lan Yuheng stopped worrying. The worst he could do was to get scolded by Ashi Qingyou, and several people were stopped as soon as they arrived in Turkic territory.
"Are the people in front of you a friend of Tang Dynasty?" A familiar voice came from the distance. Li Qianli smiled and said, "Brother Battle! I am Li Qianli!"
When Battle heard Li Qianli's voice, he was overjoyed and said to Wulanduo, "Little Khan! It's Datang's team!" They had been waiting for most of the day, fearing that they would meet Wei Liyu's teammates, especially their own. The little Khan had come to greet him a long time ago. If he were to be picked up by Qiao Liyu's men, she would be angry!
As soon as Wulanduo heard Li Qianli's voice, he didn't even need to say anything. He rode straight towards Lan Yuheng's team. "Prodigal! Prodigal!" Wulanduo's excited and sweet voice came from a distance. Lan Yuheng could no longer sit still at Wulanduo's voice, and hurriedly ran out of the carriage and went straight to Wulanduo.
Wulanduo didn't even stop when he was approaching Lan Yuheng on horseback, and jumped down. Lan Yuheng hurriedly caught Wulanduo, "Prodigal! Woo..." Wulanduo gave him a shove He buried his whole body in Lan Yuheng's arms and cried. Lan Yuheng also hugged Wu Landuo tightly.
"Slut, why did you come here! You miss me so much!" Wulanduo said in a tearful voice, not forgetting to poke Lan Yuheng a few times while speaking. Lan Yuheng picked up Wulanduo's pretty face and kissed her When he went up, Wulanduo didn't have any strength to resist. After a while, he panted and turned away his pretty face, still seeming a little angry, "Humph!"
Lan Yuheng smiled and said, "A'duo, my husband is here to see you, but he is also taking you back this time. I don't worry about you being in Turks, right?" Wu Landuo pushed Lan Yuheng away, "You are a coquettish person." Damn it! Shouldn't you go directly to that slutty vixen in Wei Liyu?"
Lan Yuheng smiled awkwardly, "A'duo, what are you talking about? I didn't come to you immediately, didn't I?" Ulanduo's expression softened a lot, but soon she got angry again and clutched Lan Yuheng's waist was twisted hard, and Lan Yuheng grimaced in pain, "You romantic ghost! You even got that vixen pregnant! You've embarrassed me to death!"
Lan Yuheng's accusation was quite unjust. "Wu Duo, Qingyou and I have only been there a few times. I dare to swear!" Wu Landuo curled her lips, "Huh... Why are you swearing... Anyway, I'm pregnant, so why not?" Calling so affectionately, what can I say..."
Lan Yuheng was speechless. Didn't you say this first? As expected, there was no reason to argue with the unruly princess. Mu Qianqian and Leng Siniang walked down. Wulanduo glanced at the others and seemed to know Leng Siniang, but Xie Zijun seemed familiar.
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