Wake up and become a son-in-law

When the sun rises, the hibiscus trees are as tall as a foot. Everything in the world is as thin as a hair. The wild man is angry at the injustice and wears away the eternal knife in his chest! Everyone couldn't help but gasp, and looked at Lan Yuheng in shock, especially the last sentence, which meant that the eternal knife in his chest was worn away! It seems to be venting the injustice in my heart!

Lai Junchen even said angrily, "Bold! Ping Xihou, your poems like this are treasonous!"

What Lan Yuheng said was that the imperial court was ineffective in governing the country? Wu Meiniang also raised her eyebrows, and Xie Yu hurriedly excused her by saying, "Empress Dowager, Ping Xihou has no other meaning. This poem is just for appreciation, so why is it so treacherous?"

"Hmph! In Lan Yuheng, the sunrise and hibiscus are ten feet high, and everything in the world is as fine as a hair. It means that injustice happens every day. The meaning of this is to say that the government is not good at running the country, so that the people can speak out. ....This is especially the last sentence. Wear the eternal sword in your chest. Is Ping Xihou expressing his dissatisfaction with the court? He borrowed this poem to criticize the emperor! Lan Yuheng, you are so brave!" Xu Jingzong naturally would not borrow it. After that, he started to fight without any politeness.

Lan Yuheng sneered, "Do I still need to criticize this thing? Nowadays, the foreign troubles in Tubo have not been resolved, and some people are arbitrary. It is people like you who exist! It is the existence of people like you that makes the people of the Tang Dynasty miserable! Use your position to suppress the people! Framing Zhongliang! Kindness! Poor people are oppressed! Poor people are extorted! Honest people are squeezed out. Talented people cannot be used because of your jealousy! There are many people like you in the court! It’s because of people like you. ! Only the Tang Dynasty would be like this!"

"You!" Xu Jingzong was so angry that he almost smoked. Lan Yuheng actually degraded himself like this in front of all the civil and military officials! Lan Yuheng sneered, "It's because of people like you! Those upright people can only endure it and gradually let it smooth out the injustice in their hearts! You not only bully the people! You also bring your nephew to prey on the people! You are so People are not worthy of being officials!"

"I'm so angry! Lan Yuheng! You are slandering! Queen Mother, this Lan Yuheng has slandered the truth and made such rebellious remarks. Please punish me severely!" Xu Jingzong directly wanted to ask Wu Meiniang to punish him. After all, he Can't say it...

It wasn't that Xu Jingzong couldn't say it, but no one had ever said that to him. Now someone suddenly said that to him, and it was all heartbreaking. He didn't know how to deal with it for a while, but Lan Yuheng's inappropriate remarks were definitely Offended most of the ministers!

"I also feel that what Lan Yuheng said is inappropriate! Please ask the empress to punish Lan Yuheng for his crime of rebellion!" Lai Junchen agreed.

"I second the motion! This Lan Yuheng doesn't know the heights of the world. He thinks he knows a little about pen and ink, but he has no direction! He speaks so loudly in the court! This is a blatant provocation! He should be punished for being so arrogant!"

"That's right! Lan Yuheng's words are too extreme. On the surface, he is mocking the officials in the court, but in fact, he is challenging the authority of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He has degraded everyone so badly, so what's the point of selling his own poems! Please punish him!"

A group of people all agreed. Xie Yu and Di Renjie frowned, obviously feeling that Lan Yuheng was going too far. Di Renjie was silent for a moment, "Mother! I think Ping Xihou is not wrong. Ping Xihou is a person who always says what he wants. I definitely don’t mean to be disrespectful to the empress or the emperor. There should be people in the court who dare to speak out, so that some problems can be revealed. What’s more, buying poems is a personal preference and there is nothing wrong with it.”

"Tsk... If you can't even talk about the injustice in the court, then this can be considered a kind of sadness." Lan Yuheng couldn't help but sneered. Xu Jingzong immediately scolded, "Lan Yuheng! At this time, you are still... You dare to say such arrogant words! Please punish me!"

Wu Meiniang frowned and looked at Lan Yuheng. "Ping Xihou, you have gone through this." Lan Yuheng said lightly, "I don't think it's inappropriate. On the contrary, it's these people who are fiercely opposed. Your Majesty should check it out. They are so excited." Could it be that I poked a painful spot?"

"You bastard! How can I allow you to defile me if you only serve the court!" Some ministers shouted angrily, and Lan Yuheng plucked his ears. "Oh? You keep saying that you serve the court and the people, but I ask you, what have you done for the court? What? What have you done for the people? How much money have you made for the people? Do you have it? Master Xu, do you have it?"

Xu Jingzong was speechless for a moment, and Lan Yuheng sneered, "Can't you tell me? Come on, Junchen, what the hell have you done for the people? Come on, tell me...?"

"Humph..." Lai Junchen snorted and said nothing. Lan Yuheng glanced at the adults again, "What have you done for the court? Tell me?"

"I thought although I didn't give any money, but..."

"Shut up if you don't come out!" Lan Yuheng interrupted everyone, "What do you call me if you don't pay for it! Now the drought in the Tang Dynasty has been unresolved for so long, what have you done for the court? It's just a walk around When you go to a brothel, you are like a bunch of drunkards!"

"Asshole! You actually insulted us like this! Then what have you done for Datang!" One of them couldn't help but said angrily. Wu Meiniang went from being unhappy at the beginning to being calm, and now she has the mentality of watching a show. , Xie Yu couldn't help but sigh to himself, this kid is really capable of causing trouble...

"Good question!" Lan Yuheng pointed at the man, "What do you think I did for the Tang Dynasty? I defended the Tang Dynasty against the Tibetans and repelled the Turks! How can you be compared to these drunken and rice-poor people? I have been doing this all day long. If you keep talking, even a loser can take your seat! I advise you all to go home and farm. I would like to ask the empress to give each of them a hoe. Oh, by the way, it is best to find an old farmer to take care of you, otherwise you will be afraid. I can’t even hoe the ground.”

"You! Bastard, you go too far!" The old minister was so angry that his blood was boiling. Not only him but other ministers were also the same. Lai Junchen snorted coldly, "What? How can you be so arrogant and arrogant when you repel the Tibetan and Turks?" Then how much silver did you give to Datang?" A group of people seemed to have grasped a breakthrough, and they all nodded.

"That's right! You keep saying that we don't have any money to offer, so how much do you offer? It's so ridiculous and ridiculous!" A group of people retorted with red faces and thick necks. Lan Yuheng looked at everyone with a look of disdain, "I am. Hou has always been thrifty, and he has given out silver taels to the soldiers. Do you think I am the same as you?"

"Rewarding soldiers? I think you went to visit a brothel! Hahaha!" A group of people said with anger and laughter. Lan Yuheng looked at them with disdain, "Vulgar! I can't bear to describe you. I feel insulted." This is a common word...I need to visit a brothel?"

Di Renjie and others all looked strange, Wu Meiniang's beautiful eyes were a little displeased, but she didn't say anything, Xu Jingzong snorted "vulgar..."

"Vulgar? Why am I so vulgar! How come I have a lovely wife, and you are jealous, jealous, or something like that! I don't want to talk to you so much! Didn't you ask me if I donated money? Do you dare to bet with me today! Hey. ..Forget it, you guys probably can't contribute much to the people. Going home and farming may be the best destination. If not, I'm afraid you don't know how to farm. How about I sponsor a few pigs for you? , maybe you can eat some meat during the Chinese New Year, and it’s easy to raise. It will eat whatever you want..." Lan Yuheng looked down on them.

Just this look of wanting to be beaten made their lungs explode! It's a lie not to be jealous, but when they were looked down upon like this, Xu Jingzong was the first to refuse to accept it, and threw down the jade silk in his hand, "Bastard! You're going too far! What do you want to bet on! How to bet! I'm the first Stay with me!"

"Add me!"

"And me! I want to see what you can bet on!"

The group of people were all excited and blushed. Lan Yuheng said disdainfully, "Since you want to play, I will play something big with you and treat it as a contribution to the people. Don't you think it's because I didn't provide any money? That's good!" How about you only have to pay half of the amount I offer? I feel pity for you, after all, all your money has been spent in the brothel."

A group of people were gnashing their teeth. This Lan Yuheng was a man with a mouthful. They wanted to tear him apart, but when they heard about the money bet, they immediately hesitated, like an eggplant beaten by frost...

Lan Yuheng couldn't help shaking her head and laughing, "Have you seen it, my dear? These people just said they were working for the benefit of the people, but now you look at them one by one. When they talk about money, they are like selling their own father..."

Wu Meiniang also glanced at everyone displeased, but she was even more uncomfortable with Lan Yuheng. "Ping Xihou, please pay attention to your identity...Don't say any vulgar words. I think it's better to forget it and let this matter be revealed."

"My dear, this is no longer interesting. These people just said that they will pay as much as I pay, but now they are scared. If such people don't benefit the people, what are they doing here?" Lan Yuheng said with a mocking look on his face. Looking at the crowd, Xu Jingzong snorted coldly, "Who said that the truth is not willing! It is a dream to be able to rebel against the truth for the people! Tell me, you can reveal as much truth as you want!"

"That's right! We'll show up too! How can I let you tarnish my reputation!" A group of people responded to the call one after another, obviously not wanting to be looked down upon by Lan Yuheng. After all, Lan Yuheng was too arrogant!

"Is this what you said? Madam, you have to testify, otherwise I'm afraid they will default on the debt, right?" Lan Yuheng said with a smile, and Wu Meiniang's lips curled up, "I will record this when Ping Xihou said it. All civil and military officials are witnesses.”

"Okay! Then I will give... so much." After saying that, he made an eight gesture. Everyone in the group raised their eyebrows. Xu Jingzong sneered, "8000 taels?"

"Think again," Lan Yuheng said with a smile. Xu Jingzong raised his eyebrows. "Eighty thousand?" Others were also a little unhappy. This Lan Yuheng planned to pull a boatload of people into the water by himself. Lan Yuheng He raised his ears and said, "Xu Xiang, when did you become so superficial... You always talk about [-] yuan? This is not in line with your understanding of silver..."

Xu Jingzong frowned a little displeased, "Eight hundred?" Lan Yuheng's face darkened, "Eight as many as your grandma's legs! 80!"

"What! Eight...eight...eight...one hundred thousand????" A group of people looked horrified. Some people were so frightened that they almost sat down on the ground. Lan Yuheng also saw them like this. Feeling so happy, Xu Jingzong's face turned as dark as a pot, "You bastard! Are you kidding me?"

"Hey! When did I play tricks on you? Your Majesty can testify to this. If you are playing tricks, doesn't that mean you are guilty, right? Master Di, what kind of crime would it be if you don't fulfill your obligations?" Lan Yuheng asked curiously Di Renjie said with a smile, "The crime of deceiving the emperor"

"Yes! Xu Jingzong, do you want to deceive the king?" Lan Yuheng said unhappily. Xu Jingzong's face turned black, as if he had eaten a dozen flies! Of course, the expressions of those ministers became even darker, and their hearts were bleeding. Xu Jingzong took a deep breath, "Then please ask Ping Xihou to come up with 80 first."