Wake up and become a son-in-law

"Are you doing something shameful, you traitor?" Xie Yu asked displeasedly. Xie Zijun lowered his head and said nothing. Although this Zijun escaped, he seemed to be quite afraid of his father, so Don't dare to speak either

Lan Yuheng smiled and said, "No, no...it's just that some things are hard to reveal." He had no choice but to lie to Xie Yu like this. Did he tell his father-in-law that Xie Zijun of yours was plotting a rebellion? I'm afraid Xie Yu will be so angry that he dies on the spot...

"Hiding one's head and showing one's tail must be some shameful thing! I must warn you, if anything happens to this traitor, I will ask you for it!" Xie Yu naturally could see that Lan Yuheng was lying to him, but he had no way of intervening. I have to put pressure on Lan Yuheng

Lan Yuheng could only nod, "Well...if my father-in-law wants to say anything to Zijun, I can ask them to go down." Although Xie Yu was a bit harsh to Xie Zijun, he was at least concerned. Xie Zijun held the corner of Lan Yuheng's clothes. , also afraid of being scolded

"I have nothing to say! You bastard actually joked with me about your pregnancy! It's so lawless! I don't have any requirements! Try...try to give me a baby this year..." Xie Yu hesitated for a moment before speaking. In his inner thoughts, at his age, he naturally wanted to have children, and his old face couldn't help but blush... He accidentally exposed his inner thoughts.

Xie Zijun blushed and glanced at Lan Yuheng secretly. Obviously, this kind of thing depends on Lan Yuheng. Lan Yuheng coughed dryly, "My son-in-law, try your best..." Mu Yu'er and others all had beautiful eyes twinkling. Well, you don't need to look at the abacus to know what you are thinking...

"And don't cause trouble, you kid. Xu Jingzong is not a good person!" Xie Yu reminded with some displeasure, Mo Xiaoyi smiled and said, "I have said these things you have said many times, you still have to look at him." , This guy's character is like this, he is stubborn about some things." Xie Yu moved the corners of his mouth and finally snorted coldly, throwing away his sleeves...

Mo Xiaoyi glanced at a few people, "Forget it, let's continue to make tea and play chess. We can't care about their own affairs." Lieutenant Gongsun also smiled. It was rare for Lan Yuheng to do something like this. , he stopped reminding him, after all, his own way of being an official was also a mess...

In the Poetry Pavilion in Chang'an, it is basically surrounded by water. The reason is very simple. There are poems by Ping Xihou here! And the starting price is only one silver tael! Even just joining in the fun is unique!

"How many poems are there to banish the Immortal Master! I want them all!" he yelled, already out of breath. The people next to me suddenly became unhappy, "You want them all? This brother is very talkative! How much do you want to pay!"

"Ten thousand!" The young man waved his folding fan and said arrogantly. The people around him couldn't help but sneer, "Ten thousand? Have you seen the picture on the wall? It's just a copy of a copy that costs 3 or [-] people and it's not for sale." ! You want to buy it for only ten thousand? You want to eat shit!"

"Hey! You are deliberately looking for trouble, aren't you? You say it as if you can afford it!" The young master suddenly became unhappy, and he was considered a playboy after all! I also like Lan Yuheng’s poems very much, so I traveled thousands of miles to buy them!

"Hey, I brought 5 to [-] taels of silver notes today, so I have to get one, just to give it to the girl I like." The man said naturally dissatisfied, and the two started arguing.

As for the quarrels between these people, other people naturally started to quarrel, and those ladies naturally supported them, and they all wanted to win them all.

"You're talking about Lao Li, Brother Lan's poems are so valuable and yet he's so stupid that I even want to ask him for a piece to play with." Ye Xiaosheng sat in the attic, looking at the sea of ​​people below, even the entire The streets were packed, and for a moment I wanted to ask Lan Yuheng for a poetry scroll...

Li Qianli glanced at Ye Xiaosheng with disdain, "You want to be sold so that you can get used to the brothel, right?" Ye Xiaosheng chuckled, "Don't you think so, Old Li? I guess this poem costs two to thirty thousand silver taels, right? This thing is just Brother Lan." What kind of girl can’t find the money to put pen to paper?”

Li Qianli couldn't help but shook his head, "Then go and ask Brother Lan for it. See if he gives it to you." Ye Xiaosheng curled his lips and said, "Why not? He and I are brothers after all, right?"

"Brother? Then why don't you dare to go to Brother Lan? I haven't seen you go to his house for so long?" Li Qianli couldn't help but sneer and said, Ye Xiaosheng's old face turned red, "Aren't you afraid of his wife... You I also know about that, but Brother Lan is not at a loss! No one else can do this as my brother, right? Then Wei Liyu is also a stunning beauty, right? If I have the ability, I want one too, right? , he got a stunning beauty who is also capable of both literary and martial arts. This is all due to me! My brother is already very loyal to do this!"

This was the first time that Li Qianli had seen someone talk about disaster in such a high-sounding way. He didn't bother to pay attention to this guy for a while. It was obviously too shameless...

"It's from the shopkeeper! When will it be sold? We can't wait." Some people who had been waiting for a long time were already impatient. The shopkeeper smiled enthusiastically, "Don't worry, everyone, just wait for another cup of tea!" Although the shopkeeper has already He is used to seeing big scenes, but today's scene is so big that even he feels nervous, and he knows that after today, Shige will definitely reach an unprecedented height!

Cui Ying'er began to lead people to maintain order. As time passed, Cui Ying'er nodded to the shopkeeper to indicate that it was time to start. The shopkeeper cleared his throat, "Dear guests! Today, we will sell five copies of Banished Immortal. Everyone knows that the poems of the Immortal Prince have almost never been circulated among the people, and very few people have even seen him. Moreover, the Immortal Prince has always been low-key, and he even has the literary ability to bring order to the world with his pen, and the military ability to immediately settle the affairs. It is said that the Exalted Immortal Master and I have been friends for many years. He specially handed over these five poems to me. As for the price, it is quite reasonable. You only need one silver tael to participate..."

After listening to the shopkeeper's words, Ye Xiaosheng couldn't help but shook his head and said with a smile, "It sounds like one tael, but I'm afraid I won't be able to get it if I don't take the photo for tens of thousands..." Li Qianli rolled his eyes at Ye Xiaosheng, "This is about participation, isn't it? If you are dissatisfied, write a poem like this, just don’t say more than five taels..."

Ye Xiaosheng waved his hand, "Those are all jobs done by literati. How can I fix this? And don't look down on people. Brother Lan and I have been together for so long, so I have a little bit of ink, right?"

"Shut up, you're such a bastard, even the dye vat is useless!" Li Qianli said very humiliatingly.

"Quiet! Quiet, gentlemen!" The shopkeeper saw that everyone was restless and said hurriedly. After everyone shut up, he raised the scroll in his hand. "This is the poem that the Exalted Immortal Young Master just wrote today. As for the I won’t go into details about the content. After all, there are no bad poems about the Immortal Young Master! Now the starting price is one tael!"

"I'll pay five hundred!"

"I pay eight hundred!"

"two thousand!..."

As the bidding became more and more fierce, it actually reached the terrifying figure of [-], and it seemed that there was no sign of stopping. The shopkeeper's hands were shaking, and Cui Ying'er couldn't help but continue to increase the price, although she got She was not satisfied with one painting, and she also secretly read the poem. It was definitely worth it!

"One hundred thousand!" Cui Ying'er said angrily. The group of people stopped suddenly. Ye Xiaosheng's eyes almost bulged out. "WC! One hundred thousand! One hundred thousand! No, no, I have to ask Brother Lan for a picture!" A copy will do!" Even Li Qianli couldn't help it! This is so fucking outrageous! If not, he would have to ask Lan Yuheng for one...

"I'm talking about Miss Cui! Isn't it too much for you to bid like this? This is a malicious increase in price!" One of them said dissatisfiedly. Cui Ying'er looked around and found that she was the daughter of the Suzhou prefect! She also snorted coldly, "That's too much! Is it unreasonable for me to bid for it myself? There is no rule that I can't take pictures! If you can't get the money, just give up!"

"That's too much! I'm offering 12 yuan!" The prefect's daughter shouted out the price not to be outdone. Cui Ying'er raised her eyebrows and said, "Thirteen..."

fourteen!

fifteen!

"You!" Cui Ying'er frowned, obviously not expecting the other party to be so crazy. "Can't you wait for the next one? Do you have to make trouble with me?" The daughter of the eunuch snorted coldly, "I want this one!" "She is not stupid. Cui Ying'er must know the content of the poem, so she is so eager to get it, which means it is definitely worth it!

For Lan Yuheng, she asked her father to propose marriage very early, but the matchmaker was driven away by Mo Xiaoyi, but even this could not stop her love for Lan Yuheng!

In the end, Cui Ying'er reluctantly gave up the poems. The shopkeeper of the Poetry Pavilion laughed and said, "This poem belongs to this lady." After saying that, he handed the poem to the prefect's daughter. The woman took the poem and her eyes were filled with beauty. She gently scrubbed the poem scroll. At this moment, she was satisfied. However, she put away the poem scroll with no intention of leaving. She obviously planned to take another photo...

Even though Cui Ying'er was unhappy, it was hard to say anything. The shopkeeper accepted the check with a smile, "Okay, now let's take the second picture. The price still starts at one tael. Please take the picture now!"

"Reveal the truth!" Suddenly a voice came. Xu Jingzong walked slowly to Shi Ge with his hands behind his back. This statement immediately aroused everyone's anger. "Who! This is! Uh..."

But when they saw the person coming, they all fell silent, because this person was none other than Xu Jingzong, the prime minister of the dynasty!

The shopkeeper also hurriedly saluted, "Meet the Prime Minister..."

"Meet the Prime Minister..."

Everyone hurriedly saluted, Xu Jingzong nodded with a smile, "Nothing, I just heard that Ping Xihou was auctioning poems here, and I also like it. After all, I quite appreciate Ping Xihou's poems, so I'm here today." Come and bid with you... I hope you will give me some face..."

"Ha... everyone, continue." Seeing that everyone was silent, Xu Jingzong said kindly, but he sneered in his heart. Today he wanted to buy Lan Yuheng's poems with one silver tael. In this way, Lan Yuheng There's nothing he can do about it. After all, he made the rules himself, so he can only suffer a loss this time. Others may be afraid of Lan Yuheng, but he is not afraid, and he did it deliberately today, fighting with him? Lan Yuheng is still too young...

As expected, no one else dared to bid, so Xu Jingzong smiled and cupped his hands, "Thank you for your support." Yuluo took the poem scroll and did not give the money but continued to wait. This made people dare not say anything, Xu Jingzong actually wants to shamelessly continue filming?

"Damn! This man is so fucking shameless!" Ye Xiaosheng said angrily. Li Qianli pulled Ye Xiaosheng, who was about to take action, "Don't do it. He took the photo reasonably. It's also reasonable to make trouble to the emperor. I'm afraid he is Come prepared...."