Wake up and become a son-in-law

"What's going on? Why did this man die again?"

"It doesn't count as a premature death. After all, I lived for more than [-] years. I can only be regarded as a beauty with a bad life."

"..........Isn't it a term used to describe a woman who is beautiful and miserable?"

"It doesn't matter whether men and women have the same meaning! What should we do in this situation now?"

"Well... let the judge decide. After all, this man is quite pitiful." The two bull-headed and horse-faced men seemed to have come to an extremely comical agreement, and then dragged the man who looked like a dead pig towards the main hall.

"Zheng Niupi is thirty years old... He is so poor that he should be a second-generation official in his next life. Li Mu died because he was helping an old lady cross the road and was hit by a car... Well, be careful in your next life." A man wearing a black gauze hat in the hall was talking. What were you talking about? The sound of footsteps outside the palace was heard. The man put down what he was holding and frowned, "Do you want to see me for anything? If you want to increase your salary, just give up!"

The face of the bull-headed horse turned bitter. "Judge, we are not here to discuss salary. Today we have brought someone for you to meet." The judge glanced at the man on the ground with some surprise in his eyes. "It's him again? Which life is this?" The bull's head broke off. Crying his fingers, "Your Excellency is already in the ninth life..." The judge opened the book in his hand and looked at it, "Lan Yuheng...the cause of death is unknown?"

The judge looked slightly stunned, then shook his head, "That's all. Even a bad person can achieve righteousness after nine lives of suffering. Not to mention that you have been a good person for nine lives... What other sufferings has he not suffered?" Niutou thought. After thinking for a moment, "It seems there is no more" Ma Mian shook his head, "Who said there is no such thing! I heard that the most profound words of suffering in the world are words! He seems to have not experienced it yet."

When the judge heard this, his expression suddenly became bright and then he looked solemn, "I didn't expect that it would be a bit sad to be a virgin for nine lifetimes. In this case, I will give you more peach blossoms in this life! But... In today's world, if you want to enjoy the blessings of others, I'm afraid No, um... let you go back to ancient times!" After saying that, he took out a pen and paper and quickly wrote, "Peach Blossom Tribulation, um... Since the nine lives are so miserable, I might as well give you some more. , as for people...it might be better to reincarnate again and die young...let's see if there is a suitable person in the world with a bull-headed horse-faced face."

Niu Tou MaMian made some investigations, "Your Excellency, there is currently a scholar named Lan Yuheng who is qualified. He is now suffering from a stubborn illness and I am afraid that he will not have much time left. It is estimated that it will only last for the past two days." The judge frowned, "The name is actually the same." He also picked up the book and started looking at it, "Lan Yuheng was suffering from a chronic illness and died of illness in Huzhou on July [-]. He was recruited as a son-in-law by the Li family because he picked up a hydrangea..." The judge smiled slightly, "Well, it's him! He's seven years away. How many hours are left on the eleventh day of the lunar month? You go ask Po Meng to prepare Meng Po soup." The cow-headed horse face respectfully agreed and dragged the person in front of him out of the hall.

Lan Yuheng opened his eyes in a daze, and what he saw was a very large hall. He looked around and found that there were two people wearing bull heads and horse masks standing next to him, and there were two people beside him muttering something. , Lan Yuheng sat up slowly, "Who are you? Why do you look like a bull-headed horse-faced person?" The bull-headed horse-faced man blinked his big eyes and looked a little silly. "You are dead, so you can see us."

Lan Yuheng was slightly startled. These two people weren't joking with him, were they? I remember that I was just sleeping, so why was the person gone? Besides, I haven't done anything bad, and I often help others. "Shouldn't I go to heaven when I die?" Niutou Nose snorted, "That's just for you people in the human world to comfort yourself. You still have to report this after you die."

Lan Yuheng...it depends on what you say

"Lan Yuheng, we meet again." Suddenly, the man beside him who had been talking to another person turned around slightly. Lan Yuheng touched his head, "Do we know each other?" The judge's face turned red and then he said seriously, " Ahem... I'd be dead without you. Hurry up and drink Meng Po soup and be reincarnated."

Lan Yuheng couldn't help but be a little confused when he took the clear water handed over by the Niutouma Noodles, "This is Meng Po soup? Then you are Meng Po?" The judge's face darkened, "I am not Meng Po, Meng Po is not here because she has a stomachache today...you bullshit Why drink so much so quickly? If you drink it early, you will be reincarnated!" Lan Yuheng couldn't help but muttered, "Do gods also speak dirty words?" Lan Yuheng looked at the soup in his hand and drank it down helplessly. Hey, it's a bowl of Meng Po soup. From then on, I was a passerby in Tianya. I smashed it and said, "Is there anything else? I think it tastes pretty good."

The judge had two black lines on his head and resisted the urge to hit him. He hooked his fingers and said, "Come here." Lan Yuheng saw this and walked over, only to find that it was a cliff. Before he could speak, he was He kicked him down, and when he heard the screams below, the judge nodded with satisfaction, "Why are you talking so much nonsense! Call it a day!"

"Judge, judge!" Just as they were about to leave, an old woman's voice suddenly came from behind. The judge smiled slightly, "What's wrong with Po Meng?" Po Meng looked beside him, "Where's that baby, sir?" ?” The judge waved his hand, “No need to bother Po Meng, I’ve already helped you make him drink Wangyou water and kick him...cough and jump to the cliff of death.”

"What!" Po Meng's face changed. "The cup you just drank was not the Forget-Worrowing Water! It was just...a test product that I had just prepared." The judge's face changed. If a person from the world of the world is allowed to know about the underworld. It's troublesome, but now that everyone has been kicked down by him, what else can he do? The atmosphere was a little silent for a while

"We...are there anything we haven't done today?"

"Well...it seems so, sir..."

"Well! I forgot what happened today."

"Oh~ look at my memory, today I said I would give you a salary increase, yes, yes, I will go and help you implement it."

...............

Huzhou Li Family

The house was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations today, and some dignitaries came to congratulate them.

"I heard that the eldest lady of the Li family is getting married today. She has hired a sick scholar. I don't know if the scholar can bear it. I heard that the young lady of the Li family looks like a tsk tsk tsk... I guess. I’m afraid the scholar can’t bear it.”

"Hey, no! Marrying such a beauty will shorten your life. I was also present at the one-day hydrangea throwing, martial arts Junsheng and dozens of miles around. All the famous dignitaries came to grab the hydrangea, but fate has played a trick on people Oh, I was picked up by a sick man passing by. I would be willing to live ten years shorter!"

"Hey! Don't say ten years, even twenty years. I'm willing to do it, but then again, it's not that easy to be a wife. I'm afraid you'll be ridiculed a lot if you recruit a sick scholar."

"20 years? I'm willing to do it in 30 years."

"30 years? Hey, I see that this brother is looking frivolous. His face is so pale. It seems that he has been drinking too much. Whether he can live for 30 years is a question. Now, go home and make some wolfberry to drink."

"Bah! Your talent is useless and so is your whole family! Eighteen generations of our ancestors are all middle-aged!"

……

The noise outside could not conceal the joy of the Li family at all, and the sound of firecrackers soon drowned out the crowd present. "Haha, Master Li, congratulations, you are so happy to have a good wife, so happy to have a good wife! How can you express your gratitude for a small profit?" The middle-aged man in brocade clothes and jade robes said with a smile. Head Li's face darkened slightly. Although he was a little unhappy, he still smiled and said, "We are all happy. Head He, please come in."

The head of the He family smiled slightly, with confusion in his eyes. Who didn’t know that you recruited a sick scholar? He also didn’t know that the scholar died that day and his daughter would be a widow. For the sake of your Li family’s property, you actually recruited a scholar. The scholar is ridiculous. The head of the Li family is afraid that he will become more and more confused as he lives. If he had known this, why not marry his youngest son?

A woman in red clothes on the attic was slightly lost in thought. The woman looked to be only about [-] years old. She had a pair of beautiful eyes like deep sea gems, a delicate face with oval seeds, and a touch of pink on her cheeks that could be broken. She looks a little more sultry and innocent, her small mouth is as bright as a cherry, and although there is no red mark, she looks delicate and charming. The delicate bridge of her nose paints a perfect symbol for her little face, but her Her eyes are different from those of her peers who are shy and weak. Instead, she has the aura of a strong woman, giving people a contradictory sense of beauty. She is the modern heir of the Li family, because her grandfather gave the management rights to her father. And her father only has one daughter, so this burden naturally falls on her. Her second uncle is a man who spends his days and nights, so that his grandfather is extremely disappointed in him. Two sons must be like their fathers. His son spends his days in brothels and casinos, which makes his grandfather worried...

"Miss... I'm going to get married soon. My... I don't seem to be awake yet." Xiao'e, the personal maid next to her, said anxiously. She knew that the miss was going to marry someone she didn't like today, and she was still a sick person. Yangzi, these days in the Li family are either taking medicine or resting. Anyway, it seems that he is really going to Hexi soon... This is unfortunate and lucky for his young lady. Unfortunately, she married a The person you don't like is still a sick person. Fortunately, such a person is not a threat to the young lady, not to mention he is a son-in-law. In this era, the status of a son-in-law is extremely low, and he may be better than a servant... ..

"If he really can't wake up, don't bother him. After all, he's not in good health." Li Shiqi said softly, as if she didn't care about this kind of thing. Xiao'e frowned, "How can this be possible, Miss? This is your lifelong event after all." Ah, how can we be careless? Besides, Master and the others..."

"No need to say more, let's go see how he is doing." Li Shiqi interrupted the maid, obviously in a bad mood. Xiao'e nodded and turned to leave. Li Shiqi sighed slightly, with endless helplessness in it... .

"Huh? What is this?" Lan Yuheng woke up from his sleep. He didn't know where he was. It was like he had a dream. Unfortunately, he couldn't remember anything in the dream. There was also a vague horse. With a cow hanging in front of him, he slowly sat up and found that he was actually wearing long sleeves, and the clothes he was wearing were not the same as before. The burning candles and retro decorations in front of the table made him more and more frightened. , are you dreaming? Just as he was about to call someone, he felt a pain in his chest and couldn't help but cough.

Cough cough cough wow

Suddenly a pool of blood coughed out from Lan Yuheng's mouth, which made Lan Yuheng's face turn a little pale. But strangely, he felt a little more comfortable physically and mentally. He didn't know if it was an illusion or a flashback.

Suddenly the door of the room was pushed open, and a girl wearing a maid's clothes came in. The girl looked about sixteen or seventeen years old, and her pretty face was very attractive. Xiao'e was a little surprised to see Lan Yuheng wake up. However, when he saw the blood on the corner of his mouth and a pool of blood on the ground, his face turned pale and he hurriedly ran over, "Ah! Uncle, are you okay? Don't die. If you die, the lady will be a widow." He took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth.

Lan Yuheng was quite moved at first, but his expression was a little unnatural. After all, he had never been so close to a girl since he was a child. However, the girl's words made his face darken. Although he couldn't understand the girl's words, some of the words were still there. I understand. How come this man can't speak at all, but suddenly I feel something is wrong. "Uncle? What kind of uncle?" Xiao'e's face turned even paler when she saw Lan Yuheng's look. "It's over, it's over. My uncle is ill. He can't even speak." It’s not clear, what should I do?”

Lan Yuheng frowned slightly, "Where is this?" The voice here seemed a little wrong, but it was still roughly the same. Xiao'e said a little uneasily, "Uncle, do you really don't remember anything?" Lan Yuheng blinked. Blinking her eyes, "Oh... I may have forgotten these days, maybe I've been a little confused lately." Xiao'e frowned, "Today is the wedding day for you and the young lady, and you have to go to the wedding in an hour."

Lan Yuheng's face suddenly turned a bit ugly. He wanted to worship even before seeing anyone? Isn’t this dream too outrageous? He couldn't help pinching himself and found that it still hurt. Xiao'e on the side looked at Lan Yuheng as if he was a fool. What's wrong with this uncle? Why did he pinch himself? I'm afraid it's not...

Lan Yuheng coughed dryly, "Um...girl, what's your name..." Xiao'e listened carefully for a while, "Are you asking for my name?" Lan Yuheng nodded, Xiao'e smiled, "My name is Xiao "E is the young lady's personal maid, please just call me Xiao'e." Lan Yuheng nodded with a strange look on his face, did all ancient people have such weird names? And the one called Goose? "It's called a goose... that one"

"Uncle! I...my name is... Xiao'e, not Goose..." Xiao'e's pretty face turned red. Isn't this uncle's brain broken? Lan Yuheng raised his eyebrows. , aren't they all the same? "Oh... called Goose... what year is this year?" Xiao'e's face turned bitter. It seemed that her uncle was really ill, but she didn't care about it. "Back to my uncle, what year is this year?" Tang Dynasty [-] years"

Lan Yuheng frowned, "Is the emperor Li Yuan?" Xiao'e suddenly trembled, "Uncle, we can't call the Holy One by his name, but the Holy One is not called Li Yuan but... Zi Yu." Lan Yuheng nodded and looked. There is still a bit of a gap in history. Just when Lan Yuheng was still wanting to inquire, the gong sounded outside. Xiao'e immediately became anxious when she saw this. She picked up the red coat and put it on Lan Yuheng. "My uncle, I will be here soon." It’s time to worship. I’ll help you change your clothes.”

Lan Yuheng was speechless when he saw the red robe put on by this woman named Goose. If this was true, wouldn't he have to marry into the Li family? Isn’t this too speechless? But Lan Yuheng wanted to struggle but found that he couldn't exert much strength. It seemed that his body was extremely weak. The most annoying thing was that he had to get married. In ancient times, men who got married were looked down upon by others. At this moment, he I just want to go back to my own world, after all, I have never even been in love! Why would such a weird thing happen to him? It's more or less bloody...