Dressed as a villain and crazy, she is invincible by acting bad

Chapter 42 The contradiction caused by a melon seed peel

Just because Duan Tianhe used cultivation, when he squeezed, other people were pushed out, and some people were pressed against the wall.

Suddenly some monks began to curse, "That bastard used cultivation? Don't you know that the use of cultivation is not allowed in the capital?"

"Let me catch you, uncle. I want you to look good!"

The monks in the crowd started to curse.

There was indeed such a rule. Duan Tianhe and Ruan Dongling did not dare to talk back. They simply climbed the wall from the alley and finally arrived at the entrance of Laifu Inn.

The inside of the inn was also overcrowded, and even in the lobby there were people sitting on the ground holding futons!

"Room? The rooms are all gone!" the waiter said to Duan Tianhe and Ruan Dongling, his tone full of impatience.

"Our inn was fully booked more than a month ago, how can we still find any vacancies now?"

"Hey, there are two futon seats in the hall. One high-grade spiritual stone for one night. Do you want it?"

The two of them are very stubborn and don't want it at all.

Then I visited all the inns on the street, and then went to other streets. Not to mention the inn rooms, even the tables in the restaurants were not empty!

Duan Tianhe and Ruan Dongling squatted on the street, watching the streets with people coming and going.

"Senior brother, is this the exclusive news you are talking about?"

"That happened a month ago. As the largest sect in Zhenwu Prefecture, we are too inferior!"

Duan Tianhe quibbled, "When did I say it was exclusive news? I only said it was reliable news!"

A little beggar squatting next to him looked at Duan Tianhe and Ruan Dongling and said kindly, "You are in this business, why don't you even take food with you?"

Duan Tianhe:?

Ruan Dongling:?

"What kind of guy is eating?"

The two asked in unison.

The little beggar pointed to the broken bowl in front of him, "Here, if you don't bring a bowl when asking for food, where will you put the money?"

In order to prove that he was not a beggar, Ruan Dongling generously gave the little beggar a high-grade spiritual stone.

The little beggar was so happy when he saw it. He was worthy of being a beggar in a big city. Even if he was knowledgeable, he recognized it as a high-grade spiritual stone at a glance. He would never get so much money in his life.

Seeing the happy look of the little beggar, Ruan Dongling had an idea, "Where will you stay at night?"

As the night got darker, Ruan Dongling and Duan Tianhe were brought to a land temple by a little beggar.

The Earth Temple is very small, only about two square meters and only one meter high.

It is a small stone pavilion with a small stone platform in front for placing offerings.

There is a statue of the Earth God in the small pavilion. The little beggar usually lies in this small pavilion to sleep.

Duan Tianhe and Ruan Dongling looked at each other, and finally the two of them followed the little beggar into the Tutu Temple. One on the left and one on the right, they sat cross-legged next to the statue of Tutu God, acting like guardians of the law on the left and right.

(Refer to the classic scene of Tai Chi master Jet Li hiding in the Earth Temple while evading pursuit by officers and soldiers)

Finally, I managed to make do with it all night.

Fortunately, both of them are monks and can practice meditation.

It's just that there are too many monks in the capital, and there are many people who are in the same situation as them. One night, there are monks absorbing spiritual energy everywhere.

The imperial capital is so big and has so much spiritual energy. Ruan Dongling felt a little suffocated one night.

The oxygen has been sucked out!

Ruan Dongling had never stayed up late to practice before, and she was extremely tired this night.

"Ah, bah, after practicing all night, I absorbed such a small amount of spiritual energy. What a waste of practice! It really pisses me off!" Ruan Dongling couldn't help but roll her eyes when she opened her eyes in the morning.

If she could have a good night's sleep, wouldn't she gain more cultivation than this?

Duan Tianhe also opened his eyes and sighed helplessly, "Junior sister, you are a woman, so be careful when you speak."

The two people walked out of the small pavilion. The little beggar was still sleeping soundly hiding behind the Tudigong sculpture.

One night in this nest is not enough. Who knows how many days it will take for the secret realm to be opened?

"Brother, why don't we go outside the city? There are too many people in this city!" Ruan Dongling and Duan Tianhe once again squeezed out of the crowd in embarrassment.

They originally wanted to go to dinner, but the two of them managed to squeeze into a restaurant. However, for some reason, they were squeezed out of the restaurant again by the crowd!

Ruan Dongling almost cried with anger, she had never been so embarrassed.

After swallowing one of Duan Tianhe's Bigu Pills, Ruan Dongling simply stopped eating.

The two discussed it and thought it was a good idea, so they squeezed out of the city.

Fortunately, the closer you get to the city, the fewer people there are.

Nowadays, it is easy to go out but difficult to come in. When the two of them went out, the soldiers guarding the city gate almost applauded each other.

The two of them were wandering outside the city, watching the endless stream of people crowding into the capital.

Thinking of the crowded scene in the city, the two squatted beside the pipe and gloated.

Duan Tianhe had melon seeds in his storage bag. The two of them were really bored, so they found two bricks and sat under the shade of a tree, eating melon seeds and gossiping.

They were talking about gossip and embarrassing things about a certain disciple of the sect.

After cracking a handful of melon seeds, Ruan Dongling was shocked and secretly thought that she would not be able to sit with Duan Tianhe and chat carefree from now on.

In this short time, the two of them had already scolded six people.

Half a month's worth of merit is gone again!

As soon as I finished swearing in my heart, I heard Duan Tianhe say,

"Junior sister, let me tell you, Elder Li from the Law Enforcement Hall looks very serious, right? In fact, his love affairs are quite sexy...!"

"Oh? Tell me quickly!" Ruan Dongling's eyes lit up, his ears quickly perked up, and he approached Duan Tianhe enthusiastically.

The two chatted happily. When Ruan Dongling heard the excitement, her voice changed shape with excitement, "What happened next? What happened next?"

After finishing speaking, he cracked a melon seed with a "click" and then spit out the melon seed peel with a "pop" sound.

First a scream was heard, and then a cry, "Seeking death!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a whip shadow struck towards Ruan Dongling like lightning.

Ruan Dongling was about to dodge when she heard a scream.

Ruan Dongling then raised his head and saw that there was a chaos of war and chaos on the official road. A large group of servants formed a circle, surrounding someone inside.

I couldn't clearly see the appearance of the person inside, but I saw a group of people helping the person up.

He saw a pretty girl in goose-yellow clothes, her beautiful face was twisted, and her eyes were staring at Ruan Dongling like fire.

On the girl's white and tender forehead, a melon seed mark clearly appeared.

Ruan Dongling turned around and looked at Duan Tianhe, and saw that Duan Tianhe was still throwing melon seeds.

"Did you hit her?" Ruan Dongling asked, then poked Duan Tianhe with his elbow.

"Yes, she actually dared to attack you! I will definitely beat her!" Duan Tianhe said righteously.

"You two savage country bumpkins! You are so vulgar and dirty! How dare you offend me! Do you know who I am?"

The girl in yellow took two steps forward, holding a whip tightly in her hand. She pointed the whip at Ruan Dongling.

"You bitch, you spit melon seed peels on the road in front of me and almost soiled my feet!"

"And you, a country barbarian, dare to attack me? I tell you, when my senior brother comes, you will be killed without any body parts!"

"It seems that what my master said is indeed true. Unruly people come out of poor mountains and harsh waters. You are all shameless barbarians!"

Ruan Dongling and Duan Tianhe reacted for a long time before they realized that this girl was actually scolding them!

Seeing the stunned expressions of the two, the girl thought they were afraid of her.

"Let me tell you, I am a disciple of Qingyun State Tianyu Immortal Lord!" After the girl in yellow finished speaking, her face was full of pride.

"Come here now, kneel down and kowtow to me twice, and I will let you go!"

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