You cause trouble and I collect your body, the little emperor’s aunt abuses the scumbag again

It is said that the miracle doctor appeared several times, but unfortunately he never saw it once. Is it really a pity?

"Well, I've seen it before. She gave me two prescriptions."

Ji Zimo explained the matter again, and finally sighed: "You also know that the emperor's grandmother was looking for the third-level Ningshenxiang before. It is impossible for her to give up her love, so I can only..."

After hearing this, the second prince finally understood.

However, he looked at King Mo suspiciously and sighed:

"Third brother, don't you feel sick when you use urine twice a day?"

Ji Zimo wanted to vomit blood when he asked this question.

It’s not like his nose is broken, so how could he not feel sick?

only……

Compared with nausea, what he wants more is to cure his body's illness as soon as possible.

"I can't do it either."

"Then...does the prescription work?"

The Second Prince's eyes turned blankly, and he remembered something. It seemed that his father had not been resting well recently.

"It works. It works after two days of use, but the miracle doctor said it needs to be used for enough days, otherwise it will relapse in the future."

"And, for effectiveness, use the first baby urine in the morning."

If you eat it for the first time in the morning, you all know that the taste is stronger at that time.

But Ji Zimo really worked hard for his health.

There was a knock on the door outside, and Ji Zimo asked someone to come in.

When the bath water came, looking at the thick layer of petals on it, the corners of the Second Prince's mouth twitched fiercely, this...

So many petals may not be able to block the smell of urine.

"Ji Zimo, it's really hard for you."

"But, weren't you and Sheng Yuhua very good before? She should have the third-level Ningshen Incense in her hand. Why didn't you ask her how many she wanted?"

"You guys have been engaged for such a long time."

They are an unmarried couple, but they have been together for many years?

Is there no friendship at all?

Ji Zimo: This is a stabbing statement.

Why did he have the nerve to ask that?

If he could get the third-level Ningshen Incense, would he use this disgusting boy's urine?

"Oh, I forgot. You slacked off on Sheng Yuhua that day. She broke off the engagement in anger and married King Han."

This second prince must have done this on purpose.

That's not what I said, it's too much. He must have come here deliberately to stab himself in the heart.

"Second brother, you go back first."

Ji Zimo suppressed the anger in his heart. He knew that these words may not be useful, but he still said:

"I hope my second brother can help me keep today's matter a secret."

"That's natural."

The second prince agreed without hesitation, but he agreed so readily that Ji Zimo didn't believe her even more.

……

Facts have proved that men’s words are still not very reliable.

I don’t know whether the second prince accidentally let the matter slip, or whether the servants in the palace were too talkative. Rumors soon spread in the capital that Prince Mo had found a boy to urinate on, and even used it to wipe himself.

When Ji Zimo heard this, he almost died of anger.

This big mouth.

And that's not all. In the palace, the second prince was greeting the queen and others, and he started talking about the affairs of Prince Mo's Mansion.

"Really?"

The queen was also very surprised. She felt that King Mo had been deceived. Where in the world could there be such a cure?

"Of course it's true. You don't know the smell of Third Brother's room..."

"What are you talking about?"

When the emperor came over, he heard loud laughter from afar, and he was also very curious.

"Father."

"emperor."

The queen and the second prince hurriedly paid their respects to the emperor.

"Father, you haven't seen Hong'er for a long time."

Ji Zihong, who was just eight years old, saw the emperor coming and ran over quickly. The emperor picked him up and sighed:

"Hey, my father is old and can't hold you anymore."

With that said, he put Ji Zihong down.

"Isn't my father old? It's Hong'er who has become fat."

"You kid..."

The emperor smiled lovingly, and the second prince felt extremely uncomfortable when he saw their intimacy.

When he was young, the emperor had never been so close to him.

"What were you laughing at just now?"

The emperor sat down with a look of interest on his face.

"Father, what was the Second Emperor Brother saying about the Third Emperor Brother just now?"

"Oh, what happened to him?"

Speaking of Ji Zimo, the emperor now has a headache. He has so many children, but Ji Zimo has more to do.

Things happened in his house recently, one after another, and he seemed to understand his son.

"Brother Three Emperors is using children's urine to treat illnesses? Father, is it true? Do you want me to give some to Brother Three Emperors too?"

Ji Zihong is eager to try.

"Ahem, cough, cough, this..."

The emperor really couldn't answer. As an emperor, it's not like he hasn't heard about the process. This boy's urine is a bit magical, but...

"Okay, Hong'er, don't talk nonsense."

"Second brother, please talk to your father."

Can a child explain it clearly? Naturally, it was impossible for the queen to let her son come forward.

"Father, it's like this..."

The second prince recounted what he saw that day and finally sighed:

"However, I don't know whether that boy's urine can really cure insomnia?"