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The rooftop of the Communications Building.

The strange singing voice was in sharp contrast to the shouts of the hypnotized vampire fans downstairs.

It feels ridiculous.

Everyone put their hands on their foreheads.

The thinking of Hong Kong Islanders has long been Westernized.

They don't understand the lyrics of Shen Tiaomen.

I just feel that Kong Ergou, who is a great dancer, sings and dances like a psycho, no better than the patients in the Hong Kong Island Mental Hospital.

All senior leaders looked at Chief Superintendent Lin Chongxian.

Lin Chongxian could only stare at Bai Jingshu.

There are knives in the eyes.

If it weren't for the special situation now, he would really like to take away Bai Jingshu's status as senior inspector.

What are you doing?

You said there might be a solution, so this is it?

Dance master?

Do you think all our leaders look like fools?

Big fire!

Just when Lin Chongxian's forehead was throbbing with veins and he couldn't bear it any longer, a strong wind suddenly blew around him, and a strong wind blew suddenly in the west of the Communications Building.

Everyone was shocked.

Er Bian Tou, who was playing the tambourine hard, stopped subconsciously and stared at Kong Er Gou in surprise.

"Dog...dog brother?"

Kong Ergou also stopped.

He looked around suspiciously.

Is it...

Are you really in a miraculous state?

But after waiting quietly for a while, the wind gradually weakened and soon disappeared again.

Depend on!

Thunder, little rain.

Kong Ergou cursed in his heart, is there not even a soul in Hong Kong Island?

Come on any one.

Even if it’s the yellow leather that I wore on my upper body before, that’s fine.

Kong Ergou thought silently in his heart.

He turned around and winked at Er Biantou: "Change the tone."

Er Biantou was startled: "Use a short tune?"

"Correct."

"Brother Dog, our grandpa didn't say that short tunes are dangerous, it's easy..."

"Just change it if I ask you to, and stop talking nonsense. The situation is critical now, no one cares whether it is dangerous or not. Come quickly, if there is no response, my reputation as the heir of the Shen Tiao Sect will be ruined. "

"..."

Er Bian Tou did not dare to neglect, and switched the music casually, and the tune of the drum in his hand also changed, becoming a short, flat and fast tune.

And Kong Ergou also seemed to have faked the corpse.

The voice rose again.

The movements were even more flamboyant and exaggerated, and he sang loudly: "The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive. The door of the divine tune is opened, and the ghosts give way. The gods are above, listen to my orders, drive away evil spirits, and protect health."

The winds come and go, and the gods descend. With a divine tune, hundreds of ghosts disperse. The body is as light as a swallow and the steps are as fast as the wind. Please ask God for help to slay demons and eliminate evil.

The moon and stars are sparse and the night is hazy. The tune is melodious and the spirit is moving. The ghosts retreat and the demons are frightened. Keep my home peaceful and worry-free.

The mountains and rivers are in foreign lands, but the wind and moon are in the same sky. In the Divine Tune Sect, the magic power is boundless. With singing and dancing, spirits appear, exorcise evil spirits, cure diseases, and protect the people's safety.

God comes, God comes, God comes, God comes, God comes, God comes..."

Everyone: "..."

It's so harsh.

It felt like the voice of this dancing master was getting louder and louder, as if it had suppressed the noise of hundreds of people below.

Lin Chongxian couldn't bear it any longer, turned around and shouted at Bai Jingshu: "Bai Jingshu..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kong Ergou suddenly stopped.

The drums stopped and the music stopped.

At the same moment, Jiang Pinting, who was silently looking into the distance, was suddenly shocked and looked back at the center of the rooftop in astonishment.

There.

Er Bian's head looked forward as if he was possessed by an evil spirit.

like a statue.

And Kong Ergou is even more terrifying.

Seeing that his whole body was stiff, he slowly turned his head and looked at Jiang Pinting.

The pupils turned into beast pupils.

Jiang Pinting felt a strange aura, and suddenly appeared in the form of a zombie, and her eyes turned into blue pupils, emitting a faint cold light.

Lin Chongxian didn't know why.

But when I heard the music and lyrics, I stopped, and finally felt that the world was a lot quieter.

He looked at Bai Jingshu and said angrily: "Hurry up and stop this shenanigans. This matter ends here. Who dares to mention this matter in the future? Who dares to mention the 'Dance Master' in front of me again..."

"Roar!"

Suddenly, Kong Ergou turned his head and roared.

Chief Superintendent Lin Chongxian was so frightened that he trembled all over. He choked on the second half of his words and turned around to look at Kong Ergou with a horrified expression.

Everyone else was also confused.

what's the situation?

At this moment, Kong Ergou had fangs turned out in his mouth, a pair of animal eyes, and an extremely ferocious and violent expression on his face.

After roaring, he looked at Er Biantou opposite.

But Er Biantou's eyes were dull and he asked in a flat voice: "Great Immortal, is there any way to calm down the chaos below?"

Kong Ergou looked ferocious.

Didn't say anything either.

He just put his hands and feet on the ground, turned around and rushed to the edge of the rooftop, started to circle around the edge of the building's roof, and finally stopped in a corner.

Subsequently.

I saw him sticking up his butt and farting loudly.

Jiang Pinting, who was staring at him closely, was sweating.

I have never heard such a loud fart in my life, it was like a salute.

There was a muffled sound.

Then I saw a stream of yellow gas spurting out from the back door.

Jiang Pinting's eyes widened.

how?

All the farts turned into solid matter?

As soon as the idea came to her mind, as a Nishidai zombie, her sense of smell was already a hundred times more sensitive than ordinary people, so her expression suddenly changed and she quickly covered her nose with her hands.

next second.

The strong winds in the Western Zhou Dynasty returned.

The thick yellow smoke was blown by the strong wind and did not disperse. It quickly filled the entire rooftop and spread out in all directions to the west.

"vomit!"

"Fuck, I..."

"Ugh, vomit, vomit!"

"Cough cough cough, cough cough cough!"

"vomit!"

……

In the blink of an eye, everyone on the rooftop fell down, all fainted by the stench of yellow smoke.

After counting the breaths.

The only ones still standing on the roof were Jiang Pinting, Kong Ergou and Er Biantou.

Simultaneously.

The sounds downstairs also changed.

The sounds of vomiting and vomiting were endless.

Jiang Pinting turned around and rushed to the edge of the roof to look down.

Good guy!

They all lay down.

The people below are like dominoes, spreading from near to far in circles, and there is no one who is not lying.

Totally dizzy!

Jiang Pinting: "..."

I can't think of it.

Such a difficult and dangerous problem was solved by a fart.

Jiang Pinting slowly looked at Kong Ergou.

Although he looked like an animal, there was also a proud expression on his face at this moment, as if he was very satisfied with his masterpiece.

However, when he saw Jiang Pinting, the pride on his face immediately disappeared.

The evil light in his eyes reappeared.

Staring at Jiang Pinting, he exposed the fangs in his mouth and assumed an attack posture as if to demonstrate.

Jiang Pinting frowned.

The blue pupils project a hint of ferocity and violence.

The aura of the Xidai zombies on his body suddenly spread out, making Kong Ergou tremble all over in fright, and he hurriedly hid more than ten meters away.

He looked at Jiang Pinting in horror.

WTF?

At this moment, a violent coughing sound suddenly came from the exit of a maintenance channel not far away, and a figure knocked out from inside.

He retched and coughed while running towards the wind outlet.

After finally calming down the cough, I dared to breathe heavily.

Jiang Pinting and Kong Ergou turned their heads and looked over at the same time.

Huh?

Is there anyone who hasn't been knocked down?

so smart?

However, Jiang Pinting was stunned when she saw the woman who was wiping her mouth awkwardly and stroking her long wavy hair with her hands.

this person……

It's like the heroine in an American TV series.

Isn't this the heroine Elena from "The Vampire Diaries"?