Siheyuan: Superintendent at the beginning, wife Reba!

The first man nodded hurriedly. His family had no children, so it was good for so many people to gather together lively during the Chinese New Year.

The third uncle was trying hard to put peanuts and melon seeds in his pocket. He was very embarrassed when he was interrupted, "I, I agree, as long as you two agree, I have no objection."

---Anyway, you can get more peanuts and melon seeds during the group worship, so you won’t suffer any loss! !

Liu Haizhong tilted his neck and nodded, "Okay! That's it, let's say we'll worship together every year from now on. I've said all that I need to say. Next, let's invite the most respected man in our courtyard to speak!!"

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding.

Yi Zhonghai stood up cheerfully and said loudly, "As the master of the courtyard, I wish everyone to work to a higher level and live a happier life in the new year. I wish our entire courtyard will get better and better in the future. !!! I wish you all a happy new year."

After saying that, he bowed gracefully.

"it is good!"

"What you said is very accurate!!"

"You said it well!!"

The residents of the courtyard immediately joined in and started applauding.

When the applause stopped, the second uncle Liu Haizhong stood up and said, "For the Chinese New Year, since the first uncle made a popular one, I will make an elegant one for everyone. I will give you a couplet!!"

After he finished speaking, he motioned with his eyes to the second aunt and his three sons to applaud. Amidst the sporadic applause, he shook his head and said.

"Well, well... Well, in the new year, there is a new atmosphere, and the new year welcomes the spring snow!"

At this point, I pause to give everyone time to praise.

Perhaps it was because his brain was kicked by a donkey that he couldn't use it anymore, but his nemesis Silly Zhu actually praised him for the first time, "Wenya!!"

Yan Jiecheng also shouted, "Enough literature, enough culture!!"

"No, it's so well written." Others also praised it.

The greasy face with bangs was suddenly filled with a joyful smile.

Graduating from junior high school was a lifelong pain for him, and it was also an indelible scar in his heart. Being judged as educated at this time brought him as much pleasure as becoming a workshop team leader.

Liu Haizhong just enjoyed the admiration of everyone until the applause disappeared, and then he spoke again, "Well, there is also the second half. The second half is about the situation, policies, and saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new!"

Everyone in the courtyard cheered again and clapped their hands.

In fact, most of them didn't understand it at all, and they didn't listen carefully. They just acted as cheerleaders.

It’s Chinese New Year, isn’t it just a celebration? Who is more serious? ? ? ! ! The atmosphere was immediately harmonious.

But they are not serious, some people are serious! ! !

Siheyuan's number one guy, Silly Zhu, saw that everyone was bragging, and he immediately became unhappy, "What the hell? What are you fooling around about? Why should you clap your hands even if the second couplet is written like this?"

As he said that, he looked at Zhang Chengfei and said, "Dachengzi happens to be here. You are a deputy department-level cadre. Tell me. The first half of the second uncle's sentence is a new word and it can be made do. But isn't the second half still a feudal superstition? Are you right? wrong?"

Zhang Chengfei spat out a mouthful of melon seed peels and said, "No, I'm just a soy sauce guy. You guys say, leave me alone."

It's Chinese New Year, and the system hasn't issued any tasks, so he doesn't want to make himself uncomfortable! !

He came here just to watch the fun, nothing else.

Seeing Zhang Chengfei's silence, Silly Zhu waved his hand directly, "No, I don't care if you feel it or not. Anyway, I think the second uncle's second line is a follow-up."

After saying that, he looked at Liu Haizhong and said, "Second uncle, how about you just graduated from junior high school? You are uneducated! Don't go out on big occasions in the future, otherwise you won't show your face. What a shame!"

The second uncle was poked at the painful spot and his hair immediately exploded, "Silly Zhu, you're celebrating the New Year, shut up that stinky mouth of yours."

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Zhang Chengfei quickly stopped him, "Okay, let's get down to business."

He's still waiting to watch a famous scene from the TV series. Why are you making such a fuss? Isn’t there something better to watch soon?

The only cadre of the courtyard said something, and the second uncle immediately said that the leader was right, sat down angrily, and glared at Silly Zhu.

When Silly Zhu also sat down, the third uncle came out to smooth things over and said, "I think what the first uncle said is very good, and what the second uncle said is not bad either. Both inside and outside of what he said are included. With my best wishes to the entire courtyard, in short, our reunion would be great anywhere!!! But!!!”

When it came to this "but", he began to change the topic to more serious matters.

"There are actually some people, I mean some people, who just go their own way and engage in feudal superstition. They don't take notices from the streets seriously, and block people's doors early in the morning asking for red envelopes. It's not enough to refuse to give them. This way. Should those people be punished!!!"

Yan Bugui said and pounded the table angrily. Today, he was extorted from Banggeng Sanxiao for one dollar and a half. This was a great shame and humiliation in his life. He violated the ancestral precepts. He would have no shame to go see his parents underground until he died! !

The residents of the courtyard were also very surprised when they heard someone blocking their door and asking for money.

"Who is this?"

"We are all neighbors, who is so outrageous?"

Xu Damao and Xiao Fengxian looked at each other, then shouted loudly,

"I know who it is!!! Third uncle, I understand you very well. Just this morning, Banggan, Xiaodang and Huaihuaer came into our house, knelt down in front of the bed with a plop, and forced us to give money. , One or two yuan is not enough, three yuan is the starting price!! And they said that if we don’t pay, our child will not be able to be held!!”

Speaking of this, Xu Damao rolled his eyes angrily. This child was his lifeblood! ! How dare that little bastard curse like that! !

At that time, it was true that he gave them three yuan for the sake of his children, but he was still holding his breath in his heart! ! Just waiting to get justice when everyone is here.

"Our door was locked last night. Silly Zhu must have pried open our door and let them in." Xiao Fengxian said, "This matter must be handled strictly!"

The third aunt found her fellow victim and immediately began to complain, "The three children were kneeling in front of the bed, and they couldn't get up no matter how hard they were pulled. I have said all the good and bad things, and they won't get up unless I give money!!"

After listening to the stories of Xu Damao, his wife and the third aunt, all the residents in the courtyard realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Take away four and a half dollars early in the morning?"

"Pry the door and don't lock it. This is a big problem."

"This matter must be handled strictly!!"

"It needs to be dealt with. I just don't know if Silly Zhu will admit it or not."

Silly Zhu heard everyone's discussion, but smiled lightly, "I admit it, there is nothing wrong with it."

"Okay, admit it, right? Then pay back the money!!" Xu Damao immediately came over and grabbed him.

But Silly Zhu broke away and said, "Pay back the money and wait."

After saying that, he found a bench and sat down, assuming a posture like a golden sword, "Come on."

Come? What's coming? The third uncle and Xu Damao were all bewildered, "You're paying me back, you're just showing off!!"

Silly Zhu chuckled, "No, you have to pay back the ceremony first to pay back the money!! You can't let the children pay you New Year greetings and kowtow. You want the money back. The kowtow is a black and white thing. chant?"

"Come, come all, kowtow first, and I will give you money. What about that? Third uncle, you are the elder. It is not appropriate for you to kowtow. You can choose any of your three sons."

The three brothers Yan Jiefang/Yan Jiekuang/Yan Jiecheng, "Fart!!"

--I kowtow to you? I’m having nm’s spring and autumn dream! !

Seeing that the three brothers of the Yan family did not kowtow, Shazhu looked at Xu Damao again, "Xu Damao, in your family, do you kowtow or does Sister Yao kowtow?"

hiss! !

When Sha Zhu said to his face that Xu Damao's wife was a kiln sister, the eyes of everyone in the courtyard suddenly flashed with excitement.

Good guy, really a good guy, Silly Pillar is not a martial artist, you are just throwing lime on me when you are joking! !

Xu Damao's face turned red with anger, "Silly Zhu, grandson, are you insulting your character? I'll beat you to death!!!"

Seeing that the scene was about to turn into a farce again, Yan Bugui hurriedly stepped forward and said that I don't care if you fight, but the RMB [-] lost by my family cannot be lost in vain.

As he said that, he looked at Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

But the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law looked at their noses with their eyes, and their noses looked at their hearts, and they just pretended not to see it.

Yan Bugui suddenly became anxious, "No, no one has spent this money? Are you going to beat the dog with our meat buns?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a clear female voice came from the door, "What's going on? Who wants to beat the dog if he can't finish the meat buns?"