Tomb Robbers: Tiandao System
Chapter 631 Dramatic Act 1
Wu Liang hesitated whether he should go up.
After hesitating for a long time, he decided that it would be better not to go up, to avoid embarrassment, or to wait and see what happens next.
At that moment, he picked a seat and sat down, but his eyes kept focusing on that side.
"Grandma! Grandma! Are you okay?"
It seemed that Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai didn't notice it. Seeing this situation, Uncle Jiu felt a lot more relaxed. It's fine that he didn't notice it. It's fine that he didn't notice it.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay!"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai slowly helped Uncle Jiu, who was disguised as an old lady, up. Anny pointed to the front and said, "Help the old lady sit inside!"
"Okay, old lady, this way!"
"Thank you!"
"Grandma, it's really not easy for me to still accept Western culture at such an old age."
"No! I'll join in the fun."
"Oh...I know! Grandma, you must think this is a temple fair."
"That's better than our master."
Hearing this, Uncle Jiu asked, "What's wrong with your master?" He wanted to hear what his two apprentices had to say and see how he looked in their eyes.
"Our master is as stubborn as a stubborn old man."
"Yes! Yes! Yes! If the master knows that we are coming to church, he will definitely break our legs."
Already knew.
What are these two idiots talking about? It will be miserable when they go back.Shaking his head, this is their business, I didn’t say anything!
OK!I am such a person in your hearts, which is great!very good!Make sure I don't break both of your legs when I get back.snort……
Uncle Jiu's face was gloomy and terrifying. Hearing his apprentice belittle him like this,
How can I feel better!My heart was about to explode.
Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu pretended to be powerless and let out an ouch.
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?"
"I can't leave!"
"We'll carry you, come on.
If you two brats don't punish you well, you'll still think that I, the master, don't exist.
Qiu Sheng and the others didn't know that the "old lady" was their master Jiu Shu. If they had known, they wouldn't have dared to talk nonsense like this and would have run away long ago.
For them, I don’t know whether it is a blessing or a misfortune!
After asking the "old lady" to sit down, Qiu Sheng found that there was an empty seat next to Anny. He was very happy, said sorry to Uncle Jiu, and walked towards Anny.
But Qiu Sheng forgot about his archenemy David, and by the time he passed by, the seat had already been taken by him.To no avail, Qiu Sheng could only sit next to Anny's father, grabbing the other side with an indignant look on his face.
"Fathere, everything is ready." Son invited his master.
Father Huang arranged his appearance, with a smile on his face, walked solemnly to the podium, opened the Bible, and read: "Lord, I look to you with all my heart. I rely on you so that I will not be ashamed. Don't let my enemies boast to me. May those who hope in you not be disappointed. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen!”
"Amen!" everyone stood up and chanted.
But when everyone sat down, Uncle Jiu was still standing. Wu Liang wanted to remind him, but he didn't know what to do. It was really embarrassing!
Fortunately, Uncle Jiu reacted promptly and sat down in a hurry to avoid embarrassment.
"May the love of Heavenly Father, the grace of God, and the gifts of the Holy Spirit be with you." Father Huang continued to pray.
Everyone stood up and chanted: "I am also with your soul."
Father Huang smiled with satisfaction, walked off the podium, came to the silver cross in the center, and read: "The most merciful Holy Father, we rely on your Holy Son."
"Our Lord, please accept your surrender..."
Suddenly, Uncle Jiu stood up suddenly.
Everyone looked at him in confusion, with expressions of confusion on their faces.
Father Huang pointed at him with a smile and said: "Old lady, please come to the stage."
Uncle Jiu had no choice but to step forward.
"I beg the Lord to accept and surrender to you." Father Huang nodded in front of Uncle Jiu, then picked up a piece of sugar and said, "Open your mouth! Open your mouth!"
"Amen!" Uncle Jiu said.
Father Huang shook his head and said, "Open your mouth! Ah..."
Uncle Jiu followed Father Huang's instructions. Father Huang smiled and handed the piece of sugar to his mouth. Uncle Jiu ate it and chewed it.
Father Huang looked at Uncle Jiu strangely. He always felt that something was wrong with this man, but he still asked: "How do you feel?"
"It has no taste." Uncle Jiu replied.
"I'm asking you about your feelings about God." Father Huang said.
"Then I'll eat one more piece." This sentence is the key point!
"Uh...Okay, may the Lord bless you." Helpless, Father Huang had no choice but to agree and do what he just did again. However, Uncle Jiu did not follow common sense this time, so he had to bite it and at the same time, took Father Huang's His finger was also bitten, and he screamed in pain. Seeing this, Uncle Jiu smiled and asked, "I feel it now, how do you feel?"
"It hurts!" Father Huang replied without thinking.
Uncle Jiu seemed to have heard something incredible.
He walked towards Father Huang with a smile and said, "You will feel pain too!"
"Lord forgive you, but I cannot forgive you." It was obvious that Father Huang was angry. How could he not be angry when he was embarrassed in front of so many people?
"You won't forgive me! You reopen the church, and I won't forgive you!" Uncle Jiu suddenly kicked Father Huang, "You reopen the church, and I still won't forgive you!"
There was such a dramatic scene in the church, which made everyone in the audience feel baffled.
"Hey! Why are you hitting the priest?" Anny said angrily.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, leave it to me to deal with it. When a woman is angry, she will grow old easily. Just look at me!" Qiu Sheng saw that the opportunity had come again and wanted to show off in front of Anny.
"Qiu Sheng, don't go!" Wu Liang wanted to stop him, but it was too late. He could only shake his head and secretly said, "Sex" is like a knife on his head!You will suffer later.
After hesitating for a long time, he decided that it would be better not to go up, to avoid embarrassment, or to wait and see what happens next.
At that moment, he picked a seat and sat down, but his eyes kept focusing on that side.
"Grandma! Grandma! Are you okay?"
It seemed that Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai didn't notice it. Seeing this situation, Uncle Jiu felt a lot more relaxed. It's fine that he didn't notice it. It's fine that he didn't notice it.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay!"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai slowly helped Uncle Jiu, who was disguised as an old lady, up. Anny pointed to the front and said, "Help the old lady sit inside!"
"Okay, old lady, this way!"
"Thank you!"
"Grandma, it's really not easy for me to still accept Western culture at such an old age."
"No! I'll join in the fun."
"Oh...I know! Grandma, you must think this is a temple fair."
"That's better than our master."
Hearing this, Uncle Jiu asked, "What's wrong with your master?" He wanted to hear what his two apprentices had to say and see how he looked in their eyes.
"Our master is as stubborn as a stubborn old man."
"Yes! Yes! Yes! If the master knows that we are coming to church, he will definitely break our legs."
Already knew.
What are these two idiots talking about? It will be miserable when they go back.Shaking his head, this is their business, I didn’t say anything!
OK!I am such a person in your hearts, which is great!very good!Make sure I don't break both of your legs when I get back.snort……
Uncle Jiu's face was gloomy and terrifying. Hearing his apprentice belittle him like this,
How can I feel better!My heart was about to explode.
Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu pretended to be powerless and let out an ouch.
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?"
"I can't leave!"
"We'll carry you, come on.
If you two brats don't punish you well, you'll still think that I, the master, don't exist.
Qiu Sheng and the others didn't know that the "old lady" was their master Jiu Shu. If they had known, they wouldn't have dared to talk nonsense like this and would have run away long ago.
For them, I don’t know whether it is a blessing or a misfortune!
After asking the "old lady" to sit down, Qiu Sheng found that there was an empty seat next to Anny. He was very happy, said sorry to Uncle Jiu, and walked towards Anny.
But Qiu Sheng forgot about his archenemy David, and by the time he passed by, the seat had already been taken by him.To no avail, Qiu Sheng could only sit next to Anny's father, grabbing the other side with an indignant look on his face.
"Fathere, everything is ready." Son invited his master.
Father Huang arranged his appearance, with a smile on his face, walked solemnly to the podium, opened the Bible, and read: "Lord, I look to you with all my heart. I rely on you so that I will not be ashamed. Don't let my enemies boast to me. May those who hope in you not be disappointed. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen!”
"Amen!" everyone stood up and chanted.
But when everyone sat down, Uncle Jiu was still standing. Wu Liang wanted to remind him, but he didn't know what to do. It was really embarrassing!
Fortunately, Uncle Jiu reacted promptly and sat down in a hurry to avoid embarrassment.
"May the love of Heavenly Father, the grace of God, and the gifts of the Holy Spirit be with you." Father Huang continued to pray.
Everyone stood up and chanted: "I am also with your soul."
Father Huang smiled with satisfaction, walked off the podium, came to the silver cross in the center, and read: "The most merciful Holy Father, we rely on your Holy Son."
"Our Lord, please accept your surrender..."
Suddenly, Uncle Jiu stood up suddenly.
Everyone looked at him in confusion, with expressions of confusion on their faces.
Father Huang pointed at him with a smile and said: "Old lady, please come to the stage."
Uncle Jiu had no choice but to step forward.
"I beg the Lord to accept and surrender to you." Father Huang nodded in front of Uncle Jiu, then picked up a piece of sugar and said, "Open your mouth! Open your mouth!"
"Amen!" Uncle Jiu said.
Father Huang shook his head and said, "Open your mouth! Ah..."
Uncle Jiu followed Father Huang's instructions. Father Huang smiled and handed the piece of sugar to his mouth. Uncle Jiu ate it and chewed it.
Father Huang looked at Uncle Jiu strangely. He always felt that something was wrong with this man, but he still asked: "How do you feel?"
"It has no taste." Uncle Jiu replied.
"I'm asking you about your feelings about God." Father Huang said.
"Then I'll eat one more piece." This sentence is the key point!
"Uh...Okay, may the Lord bless you." Helpless, Father Huang had no choice but to agree and do what he just did again. However, Uncle Jiu did not follow common sense this time, so he had to bite it and at the same time, took Father Huang's His finger was also bitten, and he screamed in pain. Seeing this, Uncle Jiu smiled and asked, "I feel it now, how do you feel?"
"It hurts!" Father Huang replied without thinking.
Uncle Jiu seemed to have heard something incredible.
He walked towards Father Huang with a smile and said, "You will feel pain too!"
"Lord forgive you, but I cannot forgive you." It was obvious that Father Huang was angry. How could he not be angry when he was embarrassed in front of so many people?
"You won't forgive me! You reopen the church, and I won't forgive you!" Uncle Jiu suddenly kicked Father Huang, "You reopen the church, and I still won't forgive you!"
There was such a dramatic scene in the church, which made everyone in the audience feel baffled.
"Hey! Why are you hitting the priest?" Anny said angrily.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, leave it to me to deal with it. When a woman is angry, she will grow old easily. Just look at me!" Qiu Sheng saw that the opportunity had come again and wanted to show off in front of Anny.
"Qiu Sheng, don't go!" Wu Liang wanted to stop him, but it was too late. He could only shake his head and secretly said, "Sex" is like a knife on his head!You will suffer later.
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