Tomb Robbers: Tiandao System

I didn't think there was anything attractive about the naked woman with a big belly, but I just wondered where her clothes were.

She drifted to a bend in the river, got caught, and stopped there, floating on the water, motionless.

"Shujie!" Jiang Shuhao suddenly shouted and slapped Jiang Shujie's ear again.

"Why did you hit me again?!" Jiang Shujie covered his face and cried, "Both sides are swollen!"

"Did you take off your sister-in-law's clothes?" Jiang Shuhao said with red eyes: "You teased your sister-in-law, and when you pulled her, you tore her hair off, so she jumped into the river?"

"Am I that kind of person?!" Jiang Shujie was so anxious and angry that he jumped three feet high in anger.

"Village Chief, I saw it by the river. It was indeed your wife who jumped into the river by herself. The deputy village chief went into the water to save your wife." Someone explained beside him.

Jiang Shuhao's face looked better now: "Did your sister-in-law wear clothes when she jumped into the river?"

"I'm wearing it." Jiang Shujie said aggrievedly, "Who knows why it's naked now..."

"You guys are still fucking watching!" Jiang Shuhao saw everyone stretching their necks and wished they could have their ears slapped.

"Village Chief." Everyone couldn't help but squint their eyes, and advised him: "Now is not the time to talk about this, hurry up and fish people out! Fish them out and save them as soon as possible!"

Jiang Shuhao finally realized: "I'm going to save people! Don't move anyone!"

I am afraid that my wife will be taken advantage of by others because she has no clothes on.

But at this moment, another corpse suddenly rushed down from the upstream, and the sharp-eyed man shouted again: "Here comes another one! He's also naked!"

I glanced at the corpse, and sure enough, it was also naked, with big arms and a round waist, and several things under his crotch. It was a man!

What's even more surprising is that the male corpse was moving very fast, as if it was chasing Jiang Shuhao's wife!

Everyone was stunned, and they all looked at dumbfounded. The male corpse quickly approached He.

"Hey!" In the exclamation of everyone, the male corpse suddenly jumped up from the water, jumped straight up, fell straight down, and then lay on He's body!

"It's a fake corpse!"

Half of the villagers screamed and dispersed.

The remaining half of the bold ones also had pale faces. They looked at the corpses hugging each other in the river, and then looked at Jiang Shuhao. They didn't know what their expressions were.

"Mom, let's compete!"

Jiang Shuhao suddenly cursed, jumped into the water, and pulled at the male corpse with all his strength, trying to separate the two corpses.

"Help!" Jiang Shujie called to several villagers, who also hurried to help. Several people pulled the two bodies to the shore, but they still couldn't be pulled away.

Two corpses, face to face, legs to legs, four arms intertwined, hugging each other tightly.

Especially since Mr. He was pregnant, the male corpse's butt was stuck out high. The scene was as ugly and embarrassing as it was.

Jiang Shuhao's face was half red and half white. The other side looked like a monkey's butt and the other side looked like a white and gray wall.

Everyone was at a loss what to do: "What a joke!"

I have never seen such a scene, but I know that there must be something weird on the body. If my father is here, he will definitely know what to do.

Then I thought about it, Jiang Hedi was also a member of the same group, and he should also know some of these weird things.

So I said: "Village Chief Jiang, I think it would be better if you invite Jiang Hedi to come and take a look. He should be able to solve it."

"Him?" Jiang Shuhao turned to look at me, breathing heavily, like a broken bellows.

"Who are you?" Jiang Shujie stared at me: "I have never seen a person like you in Jiang's village."

"He has been helping to find people just now, and he has been very busy all the time." A villager spoke for me.

"What is your relationship with Jiang Hedi?" Jiang Shuhao stared at me: "I just heard you call him uncle?"

"My surname is Chen. I am from Chenjia Village, Yingdong Town. My father is the leader of Yudu Housing Management Bureau." I knew that people like Jiang Shuhao were the most powerful, so I moved my father out directly. As expected, Jiang Shuhao's tone was... Changed: "Oh, it turns out we are all good brothers of the proletariat and good comrades charging on the revolutionary front! Hello, hello!"

Jiang Shuhao stretched out his hand to shake it with me. I thought he had just touched the body, so I pretended not to see it.

Jiang Shuhao took his hand back in embarrassment: "But Brother Chen, how do you know Jiang Hedi? He is a lunatic. His son Jiang Mingyi and his daughter Jiang Mingyao are not good people. My father is so crazy that I don't know where he has gone. , and he didn’t even say he was taking care of it.”

There must be some reason why Jiang Mingyi and Jiang Mingyao didn't care about Jiang Hedi. I saw their brother and sister when I was a child, and I didn't believe that they were people who didn't care about their father's life and death.

"I don't think he's completely crazy, he's just a bit eccentric in his behavior, and he has a good heart." I said, "Besides, I guess only he can take care of your matter."

"That's right, he doesn't always talk about something, and he also raises some kind of spiritual creature." A young villager said, "I also heard my mother say that his family has been doing that for generations, which is a bit evil. ability."

Jiang Shuhao remained silent.

Jiang Shujie said: "Brother, how about I call that old madman over?"

"Yes." Jiang Shuhao responded in a muffled voice: "Tell him to come here by himself! No one else can shout!"

"Got it!" Jiang Shujie turned and ran away.

Jiang Shuhao looked at the two naked corpses hugging each other, and a knot formed on his forehead again.

He looked around at everyone and shouted loudly: "It's all gone, it's all gone! If anyone doesn't leave, don't blame me for making trouble for him in the future! If anyone spreads this matter to me, I will beat him to death!"

Everyone was shocked and scared, curled their lips, and left reluctantly.

For Jiang Shuhao, of course, the fewer people who see this situation, the better.

After everyone dispersed, I was the only one left, staring at Jiang Shuhao with big eyes.

I wanted to comfort him with a word or two, but I wasn't good at words and didn't know what to say. I thought for a long time and choked out one sentence: "Village Chief Jiang, please forgive me and accept the change."

Jiang Shuhao grinned, not knowing whether he was crying or laughing.

Soon, Jiang Shujie ran over with Jiang Hedi. Jiang Shujie is in his twenties, young and strong, and runs like a rabbit. But Jiang Hedi, who is in his fifties and still has a brick hanging from his neck, can keep up with Jiang Shujie's pace and even comes to us. When I was doing this, my face was not red, I was not out of breath, and my skills were amazingly strong.

I looked at Jiang Shujie dissatisfied and said, "Why do you still ask him to hang bricks? He is so old, isn't he tired of running around hanging bricks? Besides, he is here to help you!"

"Take the bricks first." Jiang Shuhao glanced sideways at Jiang He, then pointed at the two corpses and said, "Take a look, can you take care of it?"

"What a sin, you forced your wife to death. One corpse, two lives!" Jiang Hedi also had a bad mouth. He went to Qingzhuan and disgusted Jiang Shuhao first, which made Jiang Shuhao angry.

Jiang He glanced around the two corpses for a few times, then shook his head and sighed: "It's really immoral!"

"Do you understand or not!?" Jiang Shuhao couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "If you don't understand, go back and squat in the cowshed!"

"Why are you so anxious? I'm not allowed to study it?" Jiang He rolled his eyes, pointed at the male body, and asked Jiang Shuhao: "Who is this man?"

Jiang Shuhao shook his head: "How did I know?"

"You don't know?" Jiang He sneered: "If you don't know him, how could he mess with your wife?"

Jiang Shujie was furious when he heard this: "You damn old man, I'll beat you to death!"