I really don’t want to be reborn

Li Xiaoqiu is an extremely introverted teenager who loves to surf the Internet. His favorite thing is gossip and listening to bragging from people in Tianya and Tieba.

Gossip and Tieba, this is the source of happiness in life!This thing is much more interesting than socializing.

Li Xiaoqiu is a junior student at Zhengkai University. This morning he opened the Tieba forum as usual and read gossip.

Immediately afterwards, a text titled [The unknown secret behind Zheng Kai University—Night Service] deeply caught his eye.

Night service!Damn it, it’s so exciting.

Li Xiaoqiu felt that it was just a headline, but he still had strong curiosity and clicked in immediately, and then he was shocked.

This post is actually true!

There are relatively blurry pictures inside, but you can clearly see a handsome male classmate leaning on a street lamp pole, and another wearing a Two-dimensional cartoon dress standing in front of him.

This is equivalent to a date between male and female friends, which is quite normal.

But the problem is the Chapter 2 picture. The man actually handed over a red banknote. If you enlarge the photo, you can see that there should be three banknotes.

For a moment, Li Xiaoqiu was as interested as if he had captured a ghost.Then in the third photo, the girl left happily and even jumped up and down looking very cheerful.

Good guy!

Zhengkai University actually has this kind of night service!

Really awesome.

Then Li Xiaoqiu suddenly felt something was wrong, because he found that the woman seemed a bit... familiar?A closer look revealed that my friend turned out to be Xiaoqi Jingshan, the top student in the class and the class beauty.

She is the dream goddess of most boys in the class!She likes to wear all kinds of strange clothes, but she really has a sense of it. The key is that her studies are very good, and it is common to get school bonuses and other things. She has also won many national-level computer awards, which is completely The kind that blows the sky.

Such a goddess actually has such a side!

The key point is that the money that the man handed over didn't seem to be a lot.

Li Xiaoqiu suddenly became confused, and he even felt a reaction between his legs.

Li Xiaoqiu had Xiaoqi Jingshan’s button, and after struggling with the pain for who knows how long, Li Xiaoqiu opened the button and sent a message to Xiaoqi Jingshan: “Xiaoqi, are you there?”

"what?"

"Um...how much did that classmate give you? I, I want to try it too."

"roll!!!!!!"

Seeing this word, Li Xiaoqiu immediately felt that this woman was really pretending, and couldn't help but send a message: "You are really pretending."

But the message can no longer be sent, indicating that the other party is not a friend.

Ah!Li Xiaoqiu sneered in his heart, and he continued to browse the computer webpage, wanting to see more gossip about Xiaoqi Jingshan.

This post now has more than 500 comments. The post is already a popular post, and there are various comments below.

"A few hundred dollars for such a beauty is a great deal."

"Are there many like this in Zheng Kai University? I just came here, so I don't know."

"I also want to contact her. Does anyone know her?"

"There's nothing good about anyone wearing this kind of clothes. Sure enough, she's such a woman."

"I think this is a top student in our department..."

There are all kinds of comments, and the comment about their department is followed by dozens of replies, all of which require contact information.

Flipping and flipping, Li Xiaoqiu had reached more than 200 floors before he knew it. Suddenly he saw a familiar avatar named [Xiao Qijing Mountain]

"I am the hostess in the photo. I would like to clarify that the boy is my boss. I made a website for him, and the 300 yuan he handed me is my overtime pay. You can read this post. There is a boss I have left a message below for the recruitment information, and this is evidence; in addition, you can click on this website, this is what I made for my boss!"

"I'm just a little girl, please be merciful!"

Li Xiaoqiu clicked on the post first, and sure enough, a user named [A Zheng] posted a recruitment message, saying that he was looking for someone who was proficient in web page production.And Xiaoqi Jingshan had a reply below.

Li Xiaoqiu clicked on the website again, and then he was surprised to find that this group is happy?It seems to be quite popular recently.

I heard from my roommates that group purchasing seemed to be a good deal when buying food or something. I didn’t expect that this website was actually created by Xiao Qijingshan.

Li Xiaoqiu looked at the webpage in detail and was shocked to find that the webpage was of extremely high production quality, the content inside was extremely rich, and the packages were extremely cheap and cost-effective.

'As expected of the top student Xiaoqi Jingshan, this webpage is so amazing, it is years ahead of me. 'Li Xiaoqiu thought, suddenly feeling a little ashamed.

He actually sent such a message to Xiao Qijingshan just now... He has such a dirty mind.

In addition, the packages on this Tuanxin platform are really cheap.

Li Xiaoqiu likes to eat rice bowls the most, especially the one outside called [Yipin Rice Bowl], which costs ten yuan for a fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl.

But on this Tuanxin platform, not only is a rice bowl priced at ten yuan, but it also includes a bottle of Coke and unlimited rice refills.

I think this is such a good deal!

On impulse, Li Xiaoqiu clicked and purchased a copy.

……

Even Zheng Wan didn't expect that this ridiculous [Night Service] post would actually drive Tuanxin's membership traffic!

Previously, the part-time flyers were sent out for two or three days, and the number of registered members in several universities near the entire university town was only about 3000.

And because of this [Night Service] and Xiaoqi Jingshan's [Explanation] post, traffic surged overnight. According to background data, the peak number reached 300 people online at the same time!

The key is that these 300 people are online at the same time not at noon and night, but at [-] o'clock at night.

The number of members also skyrocketed to [-]!

This is a fucking blessing in disguise.

If it were other websites, perhaps the users attracted in this way would not be able to retain them; but the key point is that Tuankai is a group buying website, a website closely related to food, clothing, housing and transportation, and it directly provides discounts, so most of the users who come in will stay. Came down.

After seeing these horrifying data and information, Zheng Wan thought to himself that instead of just sending out flimsy fliers, he might as well just spread rumors everywhere!That spreads much faster than flyers.

But if rumors were spread, Xiaoqi Jingshan would definitely disagree.

There was no class in the first period in the morning. After the big break in the second period, the guys in the dormitory cleaned themselves up and went to class with cool steps.

As always, Zheng Wan sat down in the back row.

This class was about Longguo Linguistics, which was quite boring. The lecture made Zheng Wan feel sleepy.

There are two small classes in one class, and there will be a 10-minute break after each small class. As the get out of class ends, most people go to the toilet outside the classroom, and there are much fewer people in the classroom.

At this moment, a thin body suddenly stood in front of Zheng Wan.