I really don’t want to be reborn

"Okay, then I'll try my best to teach you."

Zheng Wanyi sat down, crossed his legs and started talking.

"Those two at noon are my high school classmates. That very cold girl is called Hao Mengli, right? Do you know that I have been chasing that girl for three fucking years!"

Zheng Wan's tone began to worsen, taking on some contagious personal emotions.

"In three years, I don't know how many love letters I wrote, and I don't know how many breakfasts I bought for her, but do you know? How did she reply to my love letter after I took the college entrance examination?"

"It's her grandma's legs. She said I'm a toad who wants to eat swan meat. How can I show my virtue if I don't urinate on my legs?"

When they heard this, Ji Dahai and Cui Ruyi burst out laughing.

Zhao Zhuoyue, who had covered himself in the upper bunk, immediately became energetic. He lifted up the quilt and sat up, looking at Zheng Wan with piercing eyes: "Damn it, Lao Zheng, I have no say in what you say." Right! When I was in fucking high school, the girl I had been chasing for three years also said I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat."

puff! ...Ji Dahai and Cui Ruyi laughed again.

Cui Ruyi asked: "Brother Zhao, haven't you had four or five conversations with her? Why does a goddess who you have been chasing for three years suddenly appear? What's going on?"

Ji Dahai said: "Old Zhao, you weren't a boaster before, were you?"

Zhao Zhuoyue's face was really white and red. He wanted to continue to defend and lie, but he felt that his words would be so weak.

Zhao Zhuoyue looked at Zheng Wan again. Damn it, Old Zheng confessed. I was so fucking cool!

Thinking about it, Zhao Zhuoyue gritted his teeth: "It's an exaggeration to talk about four or five, but we have indeed talked about two, but it is also true to chase the goddess for three years. After all, chasing the goddess is too tiring. Sometimes we talk about a few other distractions, just It’s better to find a substitute to understand.”

After explaining, Zhao Zhuoyue quickly asked Zheng Wan: "Old Zheng, how did you deal with Hao Mengli saying that about you in the end? Why is she licking you so much and even chasing you now?"

Everyone in the dormitory looked at Zheng Wan attentively, and their eyes wanted to fall directly on Zheng Wan.

Even the introverted Ma Wangchao and the somewhat out-of-place straight man Cheng Dong are now staring closely at Zheng Wan.

From the moment the goddess said it was a toad to the goddess licking it in turn, this is simply more addictive than the Qiong Yao and Jin Yong dramas.

Zheng Wan smiled and asked, "Then how did you deal with it?"

Zhao Zhuoyue said: "I, I didn't know how to answer at the time, so I just said I would get better. Then she ignored me."

Zheng Wan scolded: "People are calling you a fucking toad and yet you are licking your face and saying you will get better. This is equivalent to raising her up, equivalent to treating her as your master, you are You are a slave, so people will naturally ignore you."

"In my opinion, your behavior is standard dog-licking. You jumped into her frame yourself."

Lick the dog.

When everyone heard this word, the feeling of the dog licking his palms and feet bit by bit at home suddenly came to mind.

Damn, thinking about it like this really sounds like a bitch.

"Brother Zheng, you use the word licking the dog too well, damn."

"Lick the dog, lick the dog... Indeed, I am such a big fucking licker!"

Cui Ruyi and Zhao Zhuoyue were beeping, obviously shocked by the word "dog licking".

The word "dog licking" only appeared in 2016, and it is only now 2008. This word is as shocking as thunder to them.

But this was not the most shocking thing. Zheng Wan continued: "Shut up first and let me continue."

"You all know about fishing, right?"

"Falling in love is like fishing! If you fish, you will make bait very carefully before you catch it, but will you care about it after you catch it? You can't wait to just slap it to death to stop it from jumping around."

"If you chase her so hard, in her eyes you are just a fish that has already been bitten by the hook, so she can slap you to death as much as she wants. Understand it."

The word "fishing" simply shocked them even more than licking a dog.

Several people stared, and originally wanted to discuss, but in the end it fell into silence, and everyone fell into deep thought.Obviously these words refreshed their outlook and cognition.

Dog licking and fishing are even more novel words, but they are easy to understand. If you think about it carefully, isn't that what they mean?

Zhao Zhuoyue asked: "How should we deal with it?"

Others were also focused, as if this thing really happened to them.

Zheng Wandao: "Do you know how I replied? She said that I am a toad that wants to eat swan meat. I said that a toad cannot eat swan meat, but it still wants to lick the swan and spit it out! She is disgusted!"

"After saying this, I just ignored her. Even if we met her on the street, I wouldn't say a word at all. It's not an exaggeration to say that I treat her like a piece of shit now. "

Zhao Zhuoyue, Ji Dahai and everyone else were all stunned. Zhao Zhuoyue asked: "Lao Zheng, aren't you afraid that she will get angry? Aren't you afraid that she will be unhappy?"

Zheng Wan snorted: "I don't even like her anymore, why should I be afraid that she will be unhappy? If she is unhappy, she will care about my troubles."

Zhao Zhuoyue, Ji Dahai and others nodded repeatedly, but they were very surprised: "But why is she chasing you now?"

Zheng Wandao: "So people are born with a base nature! When you treat her well, she feels that she is extremely noble, but when you treat her badly, she feels that she has lost something."

"As I said just now, only when the fish has not taken the bait will they try their best to use better bait. And I should have been the fish that was caught in the basket or even knocked unconscious by her, but the most important thing is What’s more, I fucking jumped out again, haha.”

Several people were stunned, and then sighed as if they suddenly realized something.

"Brother Cao Zheng's example is so damn clear. I got it, but then jumped out again. I'd be so angry if I left it alone."

"Yes, that's it. It turns out that this is the reason why the goddess is chasing after her!"

"Brother Zheng is awesome, Brother Zheng is awesome!"

Even though Zhao Zhuoyue is older than Zheng Wan, now even he calls him Brother Zheng.

Seeing that everyone was in high spirits, Zheng Wan felt that he had finished talking, so he waved his hand: "Okay, don't ask any more questions, just do what you have to do, and don't affect my work."

Some words can only be touched upon, and they can't digest it if you say too much.

With that said, Zheng Wan put his backpack directly on the table and took out a laptop.

The computer is Lenovo's u110, and the Core 2 processor is considered to be the leading high-end processor in this era. Its dull red color incorporates the design concept of the Olympic torch, and the aluminum-magnesium alloy material feels and looks very high-end.

When the computer was taken out, everyone's eyes suddenly widened, and the conversation topic also changed.

Today in 08, mobile phones have become an unattainable dream for everyone, and computers are more expensive items than mobile phones in everyone's eyes.

"Let me go, Brother Zheng, what kind of computer is this? Why haven't I seen you take it before?"

"Why did I come back with a computer after I went out?"

Cui Ruyi and Ji Dahai both came over, Ma Wangchao leaned his head over the bed and looked at it, and Zhao Zhuoyue also stared at the red computer.

This computer attracts everyone's attention like a perfect woman.

Zheng Wan replied: "Because I had to do some work, I bought a computer on the way back."

Cui Ruyi directly touched it: "How much does it cost? It looks awesome!"

Ji Dahai said: "This texture, this feeling, holy shit!"

Zhao Zhuoyue is a native of Hecheng and is well-informed. He may not be able to accurately judge the value just by looking at the appearance, but he can definitely judge the difference by looking at the computer configuration, and he also knows a little about this.So Zhao Zhuoyue asked: "Old Zheng, what kind of CPU does your computer have? Does it have an independent graphics card?"

The professional terms Cui Ruyi, Ji Dahai and others were confused. Zheng Wanze replied: "Core 2 L7500, it should be this. It is not a discrete graphics card. I can't use it even if I don't play games."

Core 2 is a high-end processor, and the larger the number at the end, the higher the price.

Zhao Zhuoyue had the impression that a relative bought a Core 2 processor starting with 5 for 6000-2 yuan. So this Core 7 processor starting with [-] would probably cost at least [-] to [-] yuan!

Thinking of this, Zhao Zhuoyue's heart suddenly started pounding.

Damn it, is this Lao Zheng just a standard rich second generation? ?

I had just been surpassed by Lao Zheng when it came to pursuing girls in love, so how could I be surpassed in money now? Is the king of dormitory 302 about to give up his position?