I really don’t want to be reborn

I had a great dinner today.

The barbecue tasted very good, but some of the roommates had poor drinking habits, but the ice was broken quickly between them. After the meal, the fifth and second child almost became sworn friends.

Zheng Wan also had a preliminary grasp of the personalities of several roommates in the dormitory.

The boss, Zhao Zhuoyue, is a super showman and a carbon copy of Liu Junhao;

The second child, Ji Dahai, is indeed a cultured hooligan;

The third horse, Wang Chao, is introverted but sultry;

Cui Ruyi, the fifth child, is a great living treasure;

Chengdong, the sixth man, is a straight man, and he has to criticize anyone he doesn't like. He especially likes to criticize Zhao Zhuozhou and Ji Dahai. Therefore, Chengdong, the sixth man, even feels a little marginalized.

At ten o'clock in the morning the next day, after everyone cleaned up briefly, they aimed directly at the teaching building.

Zhao Zhuoyue washed his face three times and used gel water to blow up his hair. Before leaving, he did not forget to pull the Nike logo on his clothes so that others could immediately recognize that he was wearing international sportswear. brand.

It is no exaggeration to say that if there are several Nike stickers on the table, these guys will stick them on their clothes.

Ji Dahai tidied his afro carefully and carefully, and even blew the hair that covered his eyes. He thought he looked so handsome and cool.

Ma Wangchao simply washed his face and brushed his teeth, and did not study much else. The Mongolian boy Cheng Dong wore a short T-shirt, and his tendons were strong and tight.

Everyone treated him like a bitch, but Zheng Wan didn't care. After all, he already had a wife, and he didn't expect to seduce a woman. Why would he treat someone so handsome?

But unfortunately, even though Zheng Wan simply washed his face and brushed his teeth, when Zheng Wan came out of the water room, several people immediately looked at him with murderous hatred.

'Damn it, why are some people so handsome even if they don't take care of themselves, and why are they not allowed to live? 'Zhao Zhuoyue thought to himself, feeling that the Nikes on his body no longer smell good.

The sun was shining brightly at ten o'clock in the morning, but it was still a bit hot.

Fortunately, there is an inland river in front of the school teaching building. There are swaying willow trees planted on both sides of the river. Coupled with a small breeze, the entire campus air is filled with a refreshing fragrance.

Six people walked side by side on campus, surrounded by beautiful seniors who were coming and going. Some of them were wearing cool clothes, some showing their long legs, and some showing their small shoulders, but they could make these guys stare.

When the laughter of the senior students came to his ears, the introverted Ma Wangchao's face turned red to the root of his neck. Only the self-proclaimed love saint Zhao Zhuoyue held his head high and seemed to have more strength to walk.

As for Ji Dahai, who had an afro, he put his hand directly to his mouth. If Zheng Wan hadn't grabbed his hand, he would have whistled.

Several people quickly entered the teaching building and came to the door of classroom 205.

Through the classroom door, you can see that there are many people sitting in the classroom, and the front row is all women. Some are as quiet as little princesses, and some are whispering and talking happily.

However, the freshmen are not very good at dressing up yet, and most of them look ordinary from the outside. Only a few of them wear makeup and look quite delicate and pretty.

The Literature Department originally had more women than men. When Zheng Wan and others came over, there was not a single man in the classroom. More than 20 women were all staring at the door, which made a group of gentlemen feel a little embarrassed.

Even if Wang Zhaozhuo was forced, he couldn't stand it. He couldn't help but take a small step back: "Old Ji, you go first!"

Ji Dahai, who calls himself a gangster, can't stand it anymore. His face under his afro is half red. Just when Ji Dahai is looking for a reason, he finds that the fourth child, Zheng Wan, has already entered without hesitation.

Zhao Zhuohuo and Ji Dahai immediately gave him an "awesome" look and were the first to enter the classroom in front of everyone. Old Zheng was really brave.

After Zheng Wan entered, several people filed into the dormitory.

Zhao Zhuoyue may have relapsed into addiction. As soon as he entered the classroom, he nervously took out the Nokia camera phone he bought for thousands of dollars from his Nike trouser pocket, and looked down at it as if he was busy.

This action happened to be caught by Zheng Wan. Zheng Wan immediately stopped and looked at Zhao Zhuoyue in surprise: "Damn it, Brother Zhao, isn't this a Nokia camera?"

Zhao Zhuoyue was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood the reason. He grinned: "Yes, fourth brother, you have a very unique vision. This is the Nokia n82, with a Carl Zeiss lens, and the market price is more than 5000!"

A group of little girls in the class all looked at Zhao Zhuoyue, and some people whispered that his family must be very rich with a mobile phone worth more than 4000 yuan.

Those small sounds reached Zhao Zhuoyue's ears, and Zhao Zhuoyue felt so happy that his neck almost tilted back.

A few people arrived at the back row of the classroom and sat down. After sitting down, Zhao Zhuoyue looked excited: "Damn, thank you so much, fourth brother. This realism makes me pretend too much!"

"Whenever you need to show off, just tell me and I will cooperate with you in pretending!"

Hearing this, Zheng Wan quickly waved his hand: "No, we have Lao Zhao in our dormitory, and you are enough to be the king."

Zhao Zhuoyue became even more arrogant and praised with sighs on his face: "Old Zheng, you still understand me."

There were gradually more people in the classroom, and the six people in the dormitory were sitting in the back row of the classroom, stealing glances at the girls in front.

Except for the introverted Ma Wangchao and the outcast straight man Cheng Dong, the other three people all whispered to each other and got together for a heated discussion.

"I feel like there's no one pretty in our class."

"I think the one on the far left is just fine. The eyes are really big."

"Lao Wu, you can't just look at her big eyes. They're all covered in powder."

Several people were talking to each other, and their eyes were full of disdain, as if a prince was choosing a concubine to guide the country.

When I first arrived in a new environment and surrounded by new classmates, the classroom was inevitably noisy.

At this time, Zhu Xiaohua, who was wearing a white T-shirt, stood up. She walked to the podium first and shouted at the top of her lungs: "Everyone, be quiet! The teacher is coming soon. Don't leave a bad impression!"

Zhu Xiaohua was 1.6 meters and a half tall, but his voice was really loud, and he really managed to silence the noisy people in the class.

Just after the yelling stopped, a man in his early 30s wearing glasses came in outside the classroom door.

This man was the man sitting at the registration desk that day. He had a big beer belly and a bit of oil on his face. With his oily temperament, he was undoubtedly a teacher.

The teacher walked to the podium with a smile, looked at everyone and said: "Hello everyone, I am your counselor Lin Shaoqi. I have probably spent all four years of college with you."

Zhu Xiaohua took the lead in applauding, and the classroom suddenly burst into applause.

"First of all, welcome everyone to Zhengkai University. To put it mildly, this is the cradle of your growth, the starting line for your take-off, and the world where you can freely look around. But at the same time, there are certain rules here."

With a bang, Lin Shaoqi talked about a lot of things, including the school's basic rules, including the university's class guidelines, etc.

After speaking for about five or six minutes, Lin Shaoqi said: "Meeting is fate. Next, everyone will come on stage to introduce themselves. Come on, Zhu Xiaohua will give you a head start."

As Lin Shaoqi finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. Then Zhu Xiaohua, whose face was full of acne, stood on the podium and smiled generously: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhu Xiaohua. I come from Hudong Province. I just celebrated my [-]th birthday this month. .”

"I came here the day before yesterday to help the teacher with registration. I did the registration for most students in the class, so everyone should not be too unfamiliar with me."

"Being able to come to Zhengkai University to study shows that we are all top-notch students. I hope that my classmates will give me more advice in the future. Thank you all."

After a self-introduction, it was like giving a speech on stage. The passion and emotion he said was very contagious. Under a burst of thunderous applause, Zhu Xiaohua bowed and sat back in his seat.

One after another, they came on stage and sat down to introduce themselves. Those who were eloquent and could speak more freely, and those who were not eloquent and could not be restrained, simply mentioned their names and hometowns.

The girls in front were introducing themselves, while Zhao Zhuoyue and a group of people in the back were gesticulating!

Because the class was quiet during the introduction, they couldn't talk with their mouths. Fortunately, Cui Ruyi, the fifth child, had a pen and paper. Zhao Zhuoyue, Ji Dahai and Cui Ruyi started writing and drawing directly on the paper. .

Zheng Wan came over and took a look. Good guy, there are numbers on the front and scores from three people on the back.

Zhu Xiaohua, 5/4/4

Zhang Xiaochen, 4/3/4

These three guys really came here to choose a concubine, and a point system was instituted.

"Damn, this looks good! This looks good!"

Zheng Wan was elbowed by Zhao Zhuoyue next to him. Ji Dahai and Cui Ruyi had already locked their eyes on the podium.