I really don’t want to be reborn

"What is the most regretful thing you have ever done in your life?"

A topic popped up on Zhihu on my mobile phone.

Zheng Wan turned his head and looked at his father-in-law, who was about to fall asleep in the rocking chair, and then looked at the blue sky like glass gems and the bright sunshine that was so warm that his grandma's house was warm.

He couldn't help but open up the topic and wrote a line of words.

"What I regret most is marrying my current wife."

After one sentence points out the theme, the next step is to describe the specific events.

"My wife's family is very rich, with a rough estimate of assets of at least 3000 million. She was very paranoid when she was chasing me when I was in college, and she had the drive to never give up until she achieved her goal. She wrote me a lot of love letters from college, and she sent me a lot of love letters in a year. I spent 10,000+ on me, and you just raped me."

"We got married after graduating from college. My wife bought an apartment for my parents and gave me a gift of 100 million yuan. Well, technically I am considered a bride-in-law."

"But I didn't suffer as much as in the novel, because my wife loves me very much."

"I remember very clearly that when we first got married, the family was sitting in the villa having dinner. My father-in-law said, 'Xiao Wan, go get everyone a bowl of porridge.' Then my wife threw the table and stood up, shouting directly at her biological father. : 'Zheng Wan is my man, he can take the initiative to serve porridge, but you can't instruct him.'"

"Since then, I have lived like my father-in-law's biological son, and I have never been wronged."

"I help my father-in-law manage the company. Fortunately, my ability is pretty good. Now my father-in-law's company assets are close to a small target."

"Some people who see this may think that I am showing off, that I am in a super Versailles. But to be honest, I really regret marrying my current wife."

"Although I am currently lying on the balcony on the third floor of the villa, the sun is very comfortable, the sky is blue, the wind is light, and the sounds of birds and the river are very pleasant; although my wife and mother-in-law are cooking down there, and there is a crackling sound in the oil pan. , I guess you will make my favorite potato braised chicken nuggets again today."

"But, I feel that regret is real."

"Because my wife loves me so much, she calls me to sleep every time she goes on a business trip; every time she goes out to eat with friends, she must come home before eleven... For a person who yearns for wind and freedom, Who can understand this feeling, old fellows?"

Zheng Wan finished typing and sent it out.

Someone responded quickly.

'I was tricked by the original poster again (cover your eyes to watch)'

'I guess the poster must be sleeping, because there is everything in his dream'

'In reality, your life would amaze me.But sorry, this is Zhihu. Isn’t the per capita villa with a good wife standard? '

'Withdraw the story and let me post it! '

In addition to these joking replies, there is one reply that stands out.

"You said you regretted it. If I gave you a chance to make a new choice, would you like it?"

The person who responded is anonymous.

Zheng Wan felt that this question was as catchy as a girl wearing a miniskirt with half of her butt exposed on the street.

Give yourself a chance to choose again, do you want to?

I want a chicken feather.

Now I have a villa and a good wife, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law are also very gentle and considerate. I am just pretending to post this answer. Choose someone else!

After Zheng Wan slandered her in his heart, he replied with a crackle: "If you give me a chance to come back, I will never marry my current wife. Well, I won't marry her!"

If you are already pretending, then keep pretending to the end.

It’s not like we can turn back time anyway.

After completing the reply, Zheng Wan closed the X5 folding screen mobile phone of a certain person with satisfaction, leaned on the rocking chair like his father-in-law, soaked in the sunshine and closed his eyes.

The rocking chair creaked.

The warm sunlight penetrated into the body through the pores, as if ten little girls were massaging themselves at the same time.

Zheng Wan felt a little blurry... Damn it, why was he so comfortable that he was about to fall asleep?

"Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng."

"Don't sleep, wake up, wake up, the teacher is here!"

Zheng Wan felt someone pushing his shoulder, and he opened his eyes in confusion.

An old classroom filled with students wearing blue and white striped uniforms, with the words "Dongcheng No. [-] Middle School" clearly visible on the back of the uniforms.

Dongcheng No. [-] Middle School?

In this hammy situation, I’m afraid I’m dreaming that I’m back in high school again?

Zheng Wan patted his face and continued to lie on the table.

"Brother Zheng, don't sleep. Get up quickly."

His shoulders were shaken even more.

"Damn it, you damn meow, calm down!" Zheng Wan wanted to yell.

I'm going to fucking sleep and you're screaming here. Are you really angry that you haven't gotten up yet?

Zheng Wan turned to look in the direction of the sound and saw a dark-skinned young man with a crew cut sitting next to him.

This guy has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a bit like the image of Xiao Li in the anime Naruto, very distinct.

Good guy.

Not only did I dream about going back to high school, but I also dreamed about Mensao Zhou!In high school, Mensao Zhou's face had not yet gained weight, and his body was considered strong, so he could barely meet people.

Zheng Wan's mind was filled with questions.

Aren't you lying on the balcony of the villa basking in the sun? Why did you return to Dongcheng No. [-] Middle School?

And this dream is so realistic, even the large pores of Mensao Zhou Hair Oil are so clearly visible.

"Brother Zheng, the love letter you wrote to Hao Mengli has been answered by you!" Mensao Zhou put a ball-shaped paper ball on the table.

If the paper is neatly stacked and tangible, it means that the person writing the letter is very attentive and serious; and a paper ball like this kind of dung ball reveals the "impatient" mood expressed by the letter writer from the inside to the outside.

Hao Mengli?

Zheng Wan thought for a while and finally dug out her memories from the trash can in her brain.

Hao Mengli pursued green tea for three years in high school.

Although I have forgotten what she looks like, I will never forget what happened with her.

In the college entrance examination, Hao Mengli scored 586 and could go to a first-tier university; Zheng Wan scored 635.I could have gone to 985, but in order to lick Hao Mengli, I went to the ordinary one.

However, it was a blessing in disguise that after a year of trying to lick Hao Mengli to no avail, he met his wife Luo Xiaonan, who was one year younger, and thus embarked on the road to success in villas and luxury cars.

Thinking of the past, Zheng Wanku laughed, and then casually opened the dung ball-like paper ball.

Because the folds are so severe, the writing on it is all intermittent, but a few words can be vaguely seen: The toad wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't urinate to look after himself.

Zheng Wan couldn't hold himself any longer, he was so damn happy!

I was daydreaming, dreaming about being a dog licker back in high school, and also dreaming about this line of words that tramples on one’s personality... It’s really frustrating.

I don’t know how I could bear it back then, but I can’t bear it now.

Zheng Wan picked up the pen and wrote a line on the paper: Toads don't eat swan meat, but they still want to lick the swan and spit it out, which will disgust you to death.