Dressed as a villain eunuch, he was robbed by the world because of his sand sculpture.
Chapter 93 He is my life
"Your Majesty, do you know all this?"
She did it very secretly!
Jun Jing half-smiled, "How much did you earn?"
"500 taels."
"where?"
Yue Fuling took out five silver notes from her arms, and the notes still stained with her body temperature were immediately snatched away by Jun Jing.
"Confiscated."
Yue Fuling stared at him sadly, Jun Jing lowered the corners of his lips and said, "Wait for me to go to bed."
"Xianggui's concubine hasn't gone to bed yet, and you're already sleeping?" Yue Fuling said.
Jun Jing: "I only promised to turn over the green card. If I didn't promise, I must favor the concubine."
Yue Fuling couldn't believe it, "Your Majesty, you have no shame now."
Jun Jing did not deny it and said, "I learned it from you."
After Yue Fuling put the bed made by Jun Jing back into the cabinet, she went to Qingshu Hall with her carefully crafted green-headed tablet.
At this moment, Qingshu Palace was crowded with concubines, and everyone stood up when they saw Yue Fuling's figure.
"Look at this, Eunuch Yue's trick has been seen through. I know it. With the emperor's wisdom, how could he be fooled by you?"
"It's boring. I thought someone could really be the first one to sleep with me. I just said, the emperor likes the prime minister, how can he like us? I have proof."
Yue Fuling immediately stood up straight and leaned over, "Mom, please elaborate."
"This matter depends on..."
Yue Fuling was suddenly pulled away by a strong force. A woman wearing a crimson skirt stood with her hands on her hips and said, "Don't get close to Xiaoyuezi! He is mine now! No matter whether the emperor wants to sleep with him or not, anyway, This time I won! It doesn’t matter whether I’m sleeping with you or not, what’s important is that I won, and the green card is all in my name! You guys are defeated, I won anyway, who cares about sleeping with me.”
Yue Fuling was dragged and staggered. She whispered behind Xiang Noble Concubine: "Be low-key, Concubine Xiang. If I hadn't cheated on you, you wouldn't have won."
She has never seen a concubine who loves palace fighting as much as Bai Xiang. The key point is that no one can beat her, and she will cry if she can't beat her.
More than once, she saw Bai Xiang drinking laxatives to frame Ye Jieyu, who lived in the same palace with her.
Then Ye Jieyu went to the pharmacy to ask for the records of drug collection. Bai Xiang was the only one who received laxatives within a month.
According to Bai Xiang herself, Ye Jieyu also asked the imperial doctor to humiliate her.
When Yue Fuling met Bai Xiang for the first time, she saw her squatting on the ground and crying.
When asked why, she was told that she went to Concubine Sheng's palace and deliberately threw away a hairpin to frame Concubine Sheng for stealing her things.
Then Concubine Sheng gave her a box of gold hairpins and told her to get out.
That box of gold hairpins can buy a hundred Baixiang silver hairpins.
Yue Fuling once suspected that Bai Xiang was the reincarnation of a fighting cock. He kept fighting and losing, crying when he lost, and then continued after crying.
This time at the auction, she made some small moves and finally let Bai Xiang win.
So now Bai Xiang is extremely arrogant.
"Why are you looking at me? You're jealous, huh, you can't be jealous! I was born to belong to the harem!"
Bai Xiang was so proud that he turned over the green card and bumped Xiayue Fuling's shoulder, "You are so smart, you can think of such a method. Next time, help me think of how to frame that woman Ye Xueqing... Ouch! Why are you pinching me?"
Yue Fuling smiled and saluted behind Bai Xiang, "I have met Ye Jieyu."
Ye Xueqing glanced at Bai Xiang with a pair of cold eyes, "If you knock on the window again tonight while I am sleeping, I will open your bed curtain while you are asleep and let the mosquitoes bite you all over your face."
"You are so vicious!"
Just as Bai Xiang was about to reply, Yue Fuling covered his mouth. At the same time, he said to the palace concubines who were about to leave: "My ladies, please take your time with the sleeping arrangements. There must be a chance. After all, the emperor is a man, how can he keep carrying it? Now, we still don’t know who will be the winner next time.
I have other business here. Do you ladies have any childhood sweethearts, cousins, adopted brothers, etc.? If you need anything, please come to me to discuss it in private. My slave, my dream is to hope that all the fake brothers and sisters in the world will eventually become true lovers. ! "
Bai Xiang opened her hand and said, "You are crazy, how dare you encourage the concubine to elope!"
Yue Fuling: "It's okay. I have done this once and I have experience."
Someone said: "The emperor has seen through your tricks this time, how can we believe you?"
"What trick?" came a cold voice.
Everyone looked up and saw a bright yellow figure coming slowly from behind a clump of flowers and trees outside Qingshu Hall.
More than a dozen palace concubines hurriedly saluted, "I have met the emperor."
"Ping Shen." Jun Jing looked at Yue Fuling up and down and asked, "What tricks were you playing just now?"
A palace concubine boldly said, "It's just about the Green Head Card. This little eunuch thought he could hide it from the public. He never thought that the emperor would find out."
Yue Fuling glared at Jun Jing with a fierce look in her eyes, destroying her business territory, just like killing her parents!
Jun Jing said: "I turned over the cards and found Xiang Gui's concubine. What's the trick here?"
The concubine who spoke was surprised, "Your Majesty, don't..."
Someone immediately interrupted her, "What does Zhou Meiren mean? Of course there is no problem with the green head card. How dare Eunuch Yue play tricks in front of the emperor."
If this trick works, as long as the money is in place, whoever wants to sleep can sleep with him, and naturally the emperor will not know about it.
Everyone was using their gazes to stop Zhou Meiren from speaking.
Jun Jing curled his lips, "Eunuch Yue dares to do too many things."
Yue Fuling knelt down, "Your Majesty, my servant's loyalty to the Emperor can be seen from the sun and the moon! I am willing to swear with my life to be loyal to the Emperor. If I deceive the Emperor, even once, the Emperor will just go to Lord You's house to get You Huaize His life is!"
"Why would I take his life?"
"Because..." Yue Fuling looked into the distance affectionately, "He is my life."
Jun Jing paused and said calmly: "...Then his life may not be enough."
Yue Fuling: "It's okay, you can still be alive after death."
Jun Jing was not angry, "Get up and pack your luggage. I want to leave the palace."
Yue Fuling was immersed in the drama and said affectionately: "Your Majesty, I can't let you go."
She pinched her thigh fiercely, accidentally using too much force, and she cried out in pain, "It hurts, it hurts..."
"Forget it, I'm actually not very reluctant to part with you. Your Majesty, you can go with peace of mind. I will take care of the harem for you."
It hurts.
Jun Jing rubbed his eyebrows.
Bai Xiang suddenly kicked Yue Fuling to Jun Jing, "The Emperor wants you to follow him out of the palace."
Yue Fuling turned around in shock, "When did you get a brain?"
Bai Xiang tidied his hair shyly, "I have always been beautiful and smart."
On the side, Ye Jieyu opened her red lips and said very clearly, "Ha."
Bai Xiang immediately showed his true colors as a fighting cock, bit himself hard, and showed the tooth mark to Jun Jing with tears in his eyes, "Your Majesty, Ye Jieyu bit me."
Ye Jieyu's face was expressionless and she had no intention of arguing.
Yue Fuling blew at the tooth marks that had not dissipated for a long time, and taught Bai Xiang earnestly, "You have tiger teeth, look at these sharp ones, Ye Jieyu doesn't have them. Be good, bite lightly next time, it will almost break the skin." ”
Bai Xiang ran back to his dormitory crying.
She did it very secretly!
Jun Jing half-smiled, "How much did you earn?"
"500 taels."
"where?"
Yue Fuling took out five silver notes from her arms, and the notes still stained with her body temperature were immediately snatched away by Jun Jing.
"Confiscated."
Yue Fuling stared at him sadly, Jun Jing lowered the corners of his lips and said, "Wait for me to go to bed."
"Xianggui's concubine hasn't gone to bed yet, and you're already sleeping?" Yue Fuling said.
Jun Jing: "I only promised to turn over the green card. If I didn't promise, I must favor the concubine."
Yue Fuling couldn't believe it, "Your Majesty, you have no shame now."
Jun Jing did not deny it and said, "I learned it from you."
After Yue Fuling put the bed made by Jun Jing back into the cabinet, she went to Qingshu Hall with her carefully crafted green-headed tablet.
At this moment, Qingshu Palace was crowded with concubines, and everyone stood up when they saw Yue Fuling's figure.
"Look at this, Eunuch Yue's trick has been seen through. I know it. With the emperor's wisdom, how could he be fooled by you?"
"It's boring. I thought someone could really be the first one to sleep with me. I just said, the emperor likes the prime minister, how can he like us? I have proof."
Yue Fuling immediately stood up straight and leaned over, "Mom, please elaborate."
"This matter depends on..."
Yue Fuling was suddenly pulled away by a strong force. A woman wearing a crimson skirt stood with her hands on her hips and said, "Don't get close to Xiaoyuezi! He is mine now! No matter whether the emperor wants to sleep with him or not, anyway, This time I won! It doesn’t matter whether I’m sleeping with you or not, what’s important is that I won, and the green card is all in my name! You guys are defeated, I won anyway, who cares about sleeping with me.”
Yue Fuling was dragged and staggered. She whispered behind Xiang Noble Concubine: "Be low-key, Concubine Xiang. If I hadn't cheated on you, you wouldn't have won."
She has never seen a concubine who loves palace fighting as much as Bai Xiang. The key point is that no one can beat her, and she will cry if she can't beat her.
More than once, she saw Bai Xiang drinking laxatives to frame Ye Jieyu, who lived in the same palace with her.
Then Ye Jieyu went to the pharmacy to ask for the records of drug collection. Bai Xiang was the only one who received laxatives within a month.
According to Bai Xiang herself, Ye Jieyu also asked the imperial doctor to humiliate her.
When Yue Fuling met Bai Xiang for the first time, she saw her squatting on the ground and crying.
When asked why, she was told that she went to Concubine Sheng's palace and deliberately threw away a hairpin to frame Concubine Sheng for stealing her things.
Then Concubine Sheng gave her a box of gold hairpins and told her to get out.
That box of gold hairpins can buy a hundred Baixiang silver hairpins.
Yue Fuling once suspected that Bai Xiang was the reincarnation of a fighting cock. He kept fighting and losing, crying when he lost, and then continued after crying.
This time at the auction, she made some small moves and finally let Bai Xiang win.
So now Bai Xiang is extremely arrogant.
"Why are you looking at me? You're jealous, huh, you can't be jealous! I was born to belong to the harem!"
Bai Xiang was so proud that he turned over the green card and bumped Xiayue Fuling's shoulder, "You are so smart, you can think of such a method. Next time, help me think of how to frame that woman Ye Xueqing... Ouch! Why are you pinching me?"
Yue Fuling smiled and saluted behind Bai Xiang, "I have met Ye Jieyu."
Ye Xueqing glanced at Bai Xiang with a pair of cold eyes, "If you knock on the window again tonight while I am sleeping, I will open your bed curtain while you are asleep and let the mosquitoes bite you all over your face."
"You are so vicious!"
Just as Bai Xiang was about to reply, Yue Fuling covered his mouth. At the same time, he said to the palace concubines who were about to leave: "My ladies, please take your time with the sleeping arrangements. There must be a chance. After all, the emperor is a man, how can he keep carrying it? Now, we still don’t know who will be the winner next time.
I have other business here. Do you ladies have any childhood sweethearts, cousins, adopted brothers, etc.? If you need anything, please come to me to discuss it in private. My slave, my dream is to hope that all the fake brothers and sisters in the world will eventually become true lovers. ! "
Bai Xiang opened her hand and said, "You are crazy, how dare you encourage the concubine to elope!"
Yue Fuling: "It's okay. I have done this once and I have experience."
Someone said: "The emperor has seen through your tricks this time, how can we believe you?"
"What trick?" came a cold voice.
Everyone looked up and saw a bright yellow figure coming slowly from behind a clump of flowers and trees outside Qingshu Hall.
More than a dozen palace concubines hurriedly saluted, "I have met the emperor."
"Ping Shen." Jun Jing looked at Yue Fuling up and down and asked, "What tricks were you playing just now?"
A palace concubine boldly said, "It's just about the Green Head Card. This little eunuch thought he could hide it from the public. He never thought that the emperor would find out."
Yue Fuling glared at Jun Jing with a fierce look in her eyes, destroying her business territory, just like killing her parents!
Jun Jing said: "I turned over the cards and found Xiang Gui's concubine. What's the trick here?"
The concubine who spoke was surprised, "Your Majesty, don't..."
Someone immediately interrupted her, "What does Zhou Meiren mean? Of course there is no problem with the green head card. How dare Eunuch Yue play tricks in front of the emperor."
If this trick works, as long as the money is in place, whoever wants to sleep can sleep with him, and naturally the emperor will not know about it.
Everyone was using their gazes to stop Zhou Meiren from speaking.
Jun Jing curled his lips, "Eunuch Yue dares to do too many things."
Yue Fuling knelt down, "Your Majesty, my servant's loyalty to the Emperor can be seen from the sun and the moon! I am willing to swear with my life to be loyal to the Emperor. If I deceive the Emperor, even once, the Emperor will just go to Lord You's house to get You Huaize His life is!"
"Why would I take his life?"
"Because..." Yue Fuling looked into the distance affectionately, "He is my life."
Jun Jing paused and said calmly: "...Then his life may not be enough."
Yue Fuling: "It's okay, you can still be alive after death."
Jun Jing was not angry, "Get up and pack your luggage. I want to leave the palace."
Yue Fuling was immersed in the drama and said affectionately: "Your Majesty, I can't let you go."
She pinched her thigh fiercely, accidentally using too much force, and she cried out in pain, "It hurts, it hurts..."
"Forget it, I'm actually not very reluctant to part with you. Your Majesty, you can go with peace of mind. I will take care of the harem for you."
It hurts.
Jun Jing rubbed his eyebrows.
Bai Xiang suddenly kicked Yue Fuling to Jun Jing, "The Emperor wants you to follow him out of the palace."
Yue Fuling turned around in shock, "When did you get a brain?"
Bai Xiang tidied his hair shyly, "I have always been beautiful and smart."
On the side, Ye Jieyu opened her red lips and said very clearly, "Ha."
Bai Xiang immediately showed his true colors as a fighting cock, bit himself hard, and showed the tooth mark to Jun Jing with tears in his eyes, "Your Majesty, Ye Jieyu bit me."
Ye Jieyu's face was expressionless and she had no intention of arguing.
Yue Fuling blew at the tooth marks that had not dissipated for a long time, and taught Bai Xiang earnestly, "You have tiger teeth, look at these sharp ones, Ye Jieyu doesn't have them. Be good, bite lightly next time, it will almost break the skin." ”
Bai Xiang ran back to his dormitory crying.
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