Rebirth of 70: The little cannon fodder rises with space

Chen Changbo never dreamed that one day, he would be called and scolded by his father.

When they were young, no matter how much their brothers and sisters got into trouble and were disobedient, he didn't bother to take care of them.

If you disturb him, just say, "Let's play."

It's good now, he's almost forty and can be a grandfather. His father has been scolding him non-stop for almost 5 minutes.

The scolding made him blush.

His face was hot, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. "Dad, please stop scolding me. I know I was wrong."

He was also devastated after being demoted.

"You know what the hell, what's wrong with you? Are you right about your ancestors?

Your grandfather was so angry that he almost jumped out from under him and pointed at my nose and scolded me. The coffin board couldn't hold it down anymore.

After raising a son like you, I have become an adult.

Even if you die, you won’t be able to see the ancestors of the Chen family!

What's the point of living? It's better to die and enjoy happiness.

Ahhhh, it makes me so uncomfortable!

What evil have I done to give birth to a blind person like you, who doesn't distinguish between good and evil, and regards balls of dung as treasure.

The good deputy team is gone.

You are right to your parents and the party who trained you. Are you sorry to the big pigsty fathers?

You have achieved something and you don’t know what your last name is!

You are floating in the sky, do you think that no one can control you?

The toad is chasing the frog, you look ugly, but you are having fun playing.

I think you are just a dung beetle wearing a mask, you are shameless.

Beating a tiger with your bare buttocks is shameless and life-threatening, and a good wife doesn't want it.

I just want to marry a loser.

I think you are sick. Take medicine as soon as possible while your illness is not serious!

Don't let your eyes go completely blind one day.

You are blind. You have to wait and see if your second wife and those two other people's sons can serve you.

Your courtesy, justice and shame have all gone into the dog's belly.

It's a disgrace that the army has people like you. It's like a piece of rat shit that spoils a good pot of soup. "

Old man Chen spoke impassionedly, and the more he spoke, the more righteous he became.

It seems that I have reached the highlight of my life. No matter how awesome I am, I will still scold me!

In the end, I really had nothing to say and concluded: "Let's just live a good life.

You're making a fool of yourself.

I don't care who you marry.

If you dare to squeeze two drops of cat urine out of your little wife, you won't be able to tell the difference between four and five.

It’s not good for Xiaoyi and Xiaofeng, our two precious grandsons.

See if I can break your legs!

I want you to be shameless.

Also, my old man has no shortage of filial piety from his grandchildren, so there is no need for others to change their gender and be rude to others! "

He didn't listen to Chen Changbo's explanation and hung up the phone.

Old man Chen overfulfilled the task.

Obviously he understands who the sponsor father is and who he needs to support.

Chen Qingbai was in a daze: ...! !

It was grandpa who spoke just now. I'm sorry to the party. How could his grandpa say such a serious thing?

surprise! !

The Chen family's jaws almost dropped in shock, and their eyes almost fell out of the window.

Feng Changxi on the side even raised his chin enough to hold an egg, and drank water covertly.

It even spilled on my clothes.

In the past, his evaluation of Old Man Chen was that he was an old bastard who didn't care about anything and only enjoyed himself.

Today is really impressive.

Listen to these words, they are well-founded and profound, and they go straight to the core of people's hearts.

Old Chen turned back proudly, like a victorious rooster, smiled at Chen Qingbai, and stretched out his hand.

"It's 6 minutes in total, I count you a chicken, take it.

The remaining 1 minute is counted to tomorrow.

I'll go home tonight and think about some words, preferably on paper. I'll try to curse for 9 minutes tomorrow, just to make up for it. "

Chen Qingbai, "..." His father is indeed his father.

When he came back to his senses, Chen Qingbai was embarrassed when he saw old man Chen still holding out his hand.

"Grandpa, do you want chicken or pork?"

“Do you still have pork at home?

That's fine. A chicken is worth four yuan to you, and the meat is worth seven cents per catty. You give me six catties of meat.

I took advantage of your two cents and I will make up for it tomorrow! "

Old Man Chen is simply amazing!

"Okay, I'll go home and get it in a while and deliver it to you."

There is still so much bacon at home. I only eat less than one-fifth of a whole pig.

"Wait a minute..." Mrs. Chen frowned and thought for a moment, "That green cypress, why does Grandma think something is wrong?"

"What's wrong?"

Feng Changxi interjected with interest.

Old Mrs. Chen licked her fingers and said, "Calculate carefully, the old man can get a chicken in 5 minutes.

It's equal to four dollars.

It was agreed that I would scold Yang for whatever, one minute was only fifty cents, five minutes was only two and a half yuan.

Why do I have one dollar and a half less than your father? "

Despite her inability to read a word, Mrs. Chen is surprisingly clever when it comes to money.

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched together, and a whole family and an old couple were competing.

"Maybe, maybe, Yang Shuting is cheaper?" Chen Qingbai felt that his explanation was correct.

"It's quite mean."

Chen Shengnan echoed that she saw her second aunt yesterday, who was her former second aunt.

He also said that Xiaoyiyou is delicious.

He told her to share some with her when the time came, and she was so moved that he was still thinking of her from all this distance.

So she stood firmly on Xiaoyi's side and would not waver for 100 years.

"Mom, you still choose such a good job?"

Shi Lanhua was jumping anxiously on the side. She was almost jealous to death and wanted to compete for the position.

"Why don't you change me? I don't want 1 cents for one minute, but [-] cents for one minute. Forty cents is fine too."

"Milk, look?"

Chen Qingbai pretended to be moved and hesitated.

Old Mrs. Chen quit immediately, "I've agreed to scold you, but how can I keep my word?"

Fifty cents is fifty cents!

Come on, hurry up, dial the number quickly, I will scold you now, I know how to scold people, I guarantee your satisfaction. "

Then he turned his head and put his hands on his hips, pointing at Shi Lanhua’s nose, “Are you from Mu Guiying?

The waves fall, and you are everywhere.

As a mother-in-law, I can scold you, but what can I do with you as my sister-in-law?

What a big face! "

Stone Orchid: "..."

Dial the phone number given by Chen Qingyi, and Mrs. Chen enters the role in a second.

"Hello? Hello! Can you hear me?"

"I'm looking for the wife my son will marry later." Mrs. Chen's voice was so loud that it could be described as shouting.

A common problem for many people in this era is that they are afraid that the other person will not listen.

The operator on the other side was almost deafened, "Who will your son marry later?"

We are a hospital here.

you……"

Here, Mrs. Chen was still shouting. Seeing that she didn't understand, she was very anxious.

Chen Qingbai still couldn't stand it.

He took the phone and said he was looking for Yang Shuting in Ward 205.

Thinking that the woman had injured her leg and it would take some effort to move over, she hung up the phone first.

Mrs. Chen was a little embarrassed, but she wanted to hold her neck in shame.

After about 5 minutes, I called again and heard a soft voice from the other side.

It was as if he was speaking with a pinched throat.

"Is it mother-in-law?"

When Old Mrs. Chen heard this dirty sound, she immediately jumped up in anger.