Rebirth of 70: The little cannon fodder rises with space
Chapter 1 Farce
Early August, [-].
Ji Province. Aodong County. Hongshi Commune. Big Pig Pen Brigade.
"Chen is a rat, Chen is a coward, hahahaha..."
"Shame on your face, squat on your butt, slightly..."
"If you dare to laugh at me, I'll fuck you!" Chen Qingyi got up and rushed over.
A sweeper knocked down a little black kid, and another electric cannon knocked down a snot-nosed kid.
"Ah!" "Ah!"
The other naughty kids stared, dissatisfied, "Chen Qingyi, you shrew, you don't follow martial ethics!"
"Brothers, let's go together!"
Howling, it rushed up like a calf.
"Let's go together, don't be afraid, I will kill you!" Chen Qingyi rolled up her arms and sleeves.
She has no skills, she is just a child from the countryside fighting, wrestling, and tripping her legs.
A girl was wrestling with several boys who were several years younger than herself.
The scene was very lively.
"Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"
"Look at my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
"Ah, hitting someone is not a slap in the face, Chen Qingyi, you are shameless."
"Sister has no face!"
For a while, several people were fighting fiercely, screaming and screaming, and their bodies were covered with dirt, grass clippings and straw sticks.
"Go, go, go, get out of here and play!"
Chen Qingfeng heard the shouts here and ran over quickly. As soon as he came, he saw his sister fighting against several snot-nosed kids.
Staring at the bull's eyes, he picked up one with both hands and threw it away casually.
"Run quickly, Chen Qingyi and her third bearded brother are here!"
A group of children dispersed in a hurry, laughing as they ran.
"Xiaoyi, are you okay? Third brother, help you up." Chen Qingfeng looked distressed and quickly helped the person up.
Seeing the mud on my sister's body, I felt even more distressed and my face wrinkled up.
But when I saw the big cat face, I wanted to laugh again.
My sister is really alive.
His little face turned pale after being sick a few days ago, but I was worried that it would harm him.
"It just started raining and the mountains are slippery. I told you not to follow me up the mountain. Third brother can do it by himself. But you insist on following me. Does it hurt if you fall?"
"It doesn't hurt!"
Chen Qingyi casually patted the mud on her butt, pulled down her hair, pursed her mouth, and looked aggrieved:
"Third brother, didn't I just want us to do it together?
Besides, it wasn’t me who accidentally slipped, it was Chen Qingshu who threatened me with a cauliflower snake and wanted to throw it at me!
I was scared. As soon as I hid, I accidentally slipped and fell! "
"You bastard, I have become so brave that I dare to bully you!
Waiting to go home, see if the third brother doesn't deal with him! "
Chen Qingfeng gritted his teeth. His sister was most afraid of snakes.
He and Chen Qingyi were twins, and they were born together. The brother and sister had the best relationship since childhood.
I wish I could wear a pair of pants.
He would pick up an ax on anyone who dared to bully his sister, and he would beat his cousin as well.
“Yeah, yeah, beat me hard!
He was beaten so hard that even his uncle and auntie couldn't recognize him! "
Chen Qingyi bared her millet teeth and looked proud of being supported. If the boy hadn't run so fast, she would have let him know why the flowers were so red.
I was frightened by a small cauliflower snake as thick as a chopstick, and even fell heavily.
Make her laugh at these little brats.
She also felt very embarrassed.
As for taking revenge on a cousin who is five years younger, would it be immoral?
Chen Qingyi said that it did not exist, and she had never had such a thing.
"But third brother, we want to retaliate quietly, not loudly!"
"I know!" Chen Qingfeng nodded.
If his eccentric grandma found out, she would nag him for days and make calluses grow on his ears.
The brother and sister looked at each other and smiled evilly.
There were mutterings and heyings from time to time along the way.
One look at it made me feel bad.
"Ah, Ah!"
"Hey, my dear baby, did you catch a cold? Come in quickly and I'll make some brown sugar water for you."
Mrs. Chen nervously hugged the fat boy into her arms.
Touched from head to toe, with a look of kindness on his face.
Chen Qingshu rubbed his nose, his eyes rolled around, and he hugged the old lady's neck, coquettishly.
"Milk, give me another poached egg!"
"Okay!" Old Mrs. Chen agreed.
What's wrong with my dear grandson if he wants to eat an egg?
She has five chickens at home, and they all live up to their expectations and lay eggs every day. She has saved a lot.
When the younger son comes back in a few days, he will take the rest and make up for the younger daughter-in-law.
After all, the younger daughter-in-law is from the city, is rich in wealth, and is six months pregnant.
As soon as Chen Qingfeng and Chen Qingyi entered the courtyard, they saw Chen Qingshu sitting at the door of the room, holding a big bowl and drinking happily.
His face was full of complacency.
Seeing the two people coming back, Chen Qingshu flinched for a moment, then thought of something, and instantly became confused.
He even deliberately took a big bite of the egg and made a loud clicking sound with his mouth as if to show off.
You can see the egg yolk on the teeth.
They didn't feel greedy, but rather disgusted.
Qingli and Qingzhi from the third uncle Chen Changhe's family secretly swallowed their saliva.
His little eyes drifted straight this way, and the circles under his eyes were red.
But he didn't dare to say anything.
Chen Qingshu was even more proud, his grin became wider and his voice became louder!
How annoying!
Chen Qingyi said her fists were hard.
I really want to give him a big showdown.
I took two deep breaths in my heart and finally resisted the urge to do something, but my heart was still burning.
He simply couldn't bear it, rolled his eyes, and raised his lips: "I said Chen Qingshu, are you a pig?
Eating is so loud.
The squeaking sound of the mouth is louder than the pigs in the pigsty fighting for food.
How many lives have you never eaten eggs?
Or are you particularly jealous of someone?
You're not jealous of us, are you?
You're a big young man, so why don't you show some respect? You are the laziest in the whole family. You don't do any work, and you don't even hold the oil bottle when it falls.
When it comes to eating eggs, everyone in the family is qualified to eat them, but you are not.
The ten-year-old lad had been lazy all day long. He only ate and slept, and had gained a lot of fat all over his body.
Don't let the people in the team laugh!
They say that our lazy Chen family has a successor! "
Thinking of the previous generation of lazy people, they were the second aunt Chen Changhong and the old uncle Chen Changhai!
Others in the Chen family who have just finished work: Are the reviews of the Chen family really so bad?
Zhao Xiangmei felt happy: My daughter's little mouth is even more powerful, good!like me!
Chen Qingshu: ...it’s over!
His father wants face most.
Leaning against the door frame and watching the lively Shi Lanhua, my old son, who was so proud before, always took advantage of her.
I will control my mother-in-law to death!
I felt so distressed at this moment that I couldn't even fake a smile.
I can't wait to step forward and tear this niece's mouth apart!
But thinking that I was lazy in the morning and didn't go to work, I couldn't help but shrink my neck.
Chen Qingfeng noticed from the side and turned his eyes. He no longer cared about Chen Qingshu's confused eyes and immediately turned his gun.
He fired the cannon at Shi Lanhua, who had a smile on his face:
"Auntie, it's not me who said that Qingshu is not okay to do this. You and uncle must teach her well.
It was as if he had never eaten anything delicious in eight lifetimes.
Outsiders don’t know how poor our old Chen family is!
Then how do I, my eldest brother Qinggui, look at my wife? "
Chen Qinggui: Mora steps on it.
Ji Province. Aodong County. Hongshi Commune. Big Pig Pen Brigade.
"Chen is a rat, Chen is a coward, hahahaha..."
"Shame on your face, squat on your butt, slightly..."
"If you dare to laugh at me, I'll fuck you!" Chen Qingyi got up and rushed over.
A sweeper knocked down a little black kid, and another electric cannon knocked down a snot-nosed kid.
"Ah!" "Ah!"
The other naughty kids stared, dissatisfied, "Chen Qingyi, you shrew, you don't follow martial ethics!"
"Brothers, let's go together!"
Howling, it rushed up like a calf.
"Let's go together, don't be afraid, I will kill you!" Chen Qingyi rolled up her arms and sleeves.
She has no skills, she is just a child from the countryside fighting, wrestling, and tripping her legs.
A girl was wrestling with several boys who were several years younger than herself.
The scene was very lively.
"Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"
"Look at my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
"Ah, hitting someone is not a slap in the face, Chen Qingyi, you are shameless."
"Sister has no face!"
For a while, several people were fighting fiercely, screaming and screaming, and their bodies were covered with dirt, grass clippings and straw sticks.
"Go, go, go, get out of here and play!"
Chen Qingfeng heard the shouts here and ran over quickly. As soon as he came, he saw his sister fighting against several snot-nosed kids.
Staring at the bull's eyes, he picked up one with both hands and threw it away casually.
"Run quickly, Chen Qingyi and her third bearded brother are here!"
A group of children dispersed in a hurry, laughing as they ran.
"Xiaoyi, are you okay? Third brother, help you up." Chen Qingfeng looked distressed and quickly helped the person up.
Seeing the mud on my sister's body, I felt even more distressed and my face wrinkled up.
But when I saw the big cat face, I wanted to laugh again.
My sister is really alive.
His little face turned pale after being sick a few days ago, but I was worried that it would harm him.
"It just started raining and the mountains are slippery. I told you not to follow me up the mountain. Third brother can do it by himself. But you insist on following me. Does it hurt if you fall?"
"It doesn't hurt!"
Chen Qingyi casually patted the mud on her butt, pulled down her hair, pursed her mouth, and looked aggrieved:
"Third brother, didn't I just want us to do it together?
Besides, it wasn’t me who accidentally slipped, it was Chen Qingshu who threatened me with a cauliflower snake and wanted to throw it at me!
I was scared. As soon as I hid, I accidentally slipped and fell! "
"You bastard, I have become so brave that I dare to bully you!
Waiting to go home, see if the third brother doesn't deal with him! "
Chen Qingfeng gritted his teeth. His sister was most afraid of snakes.
He and Chen Qingyi were twins, and they were born together. The brother and sister had the best relationship since childhood.
I wish I could wear a pair of pants.
He would pick up an ax on anyone who dared to bully his sister, and he would beat his cousin as well.
“Yeah, yeah, beat me hard!
He was beaten so hard that even his uncle and auntie couldn't recognize him! "
Chen Qingyi bared her millet teeth and looked proud of being supported. If the boy hadn't run so fast, she would have let him know why the flowers were so red.
I was frightened by a small cauliflower snake as thick as a chopstick, and even fell heavily.
Make her laugh at these little brats.
She also felt very embarrassed.
As for taking revenge on a cousin who is five years younger, would it be immoral?
Chen Qingyi said that it did not exist, and she had never had such a thing.
"But third brother, we want to retaliate quietly, not loudly!"
"I know!" Chen Qingfeng nodded.
If his eccentric grandma found out, she would nag him for days and make calluses grow on his ears.
The brother and sister looked at each other and smiled evilly.
There were mutterings and heyings from time to time along the way.
One look at it made me feel bad.
"Ah, Ah!"
"Hey, my dear baby, did you catch a cold? Come in quickly and I'll make some brown sugar water for you."
Mrs. Chen nervously hugged the fat boy into her arms.
Touched from head to toe, with a look of kindness on his face.
Chen Qingshu rubbed his nose, his eyes rolled around, and he hugged the old lady's neck, coquettishly.
"Milk, give me another poached egg!"
"Okay!" Old Mrs. Chen agreed.
What's wrong with my dear grandson if he wants to eat an egg?
She has five chickens at home, and they all live up to their expectations and lay eggs every day. She has saved a lot.
When the younger son comes back in a few days, he will take the rest and make up for the younger daughter-in-law.
After all, the younger daughter-in-law is from the city, is rich in wealth, and is six months pregnant.
As soon as Chen Qingfeng and Chen Qingyi entered the courtyard, they saw Chen Qingshu sitting at the door of the room, holding a big bowl and drinking happily.
His face was full of complacency.
Seeing the two people coming back, Chen Qingshu flinched for a moment, then thought of something, and instantly became confused.
He even deliberately took a big bite of the egg and made a loud clicking sound with his mouth as if to show off.
You can see the egg yolk on the teeth.
They didn't feel greedy, but rather disgusted.
Qingli and Qingzhi from the third uncle Chen Changhe's family secretly swallowed their saliva.
His little eyes drifted straight this way, and the circles under his eyes were red.
But he didn't dare to say anything.
Chen Qingshu was even more proud, his grin became wider and his voice became louder!
How annoying!
Chen Qingyi said her fists were hard.
I really want to give him a big showdown.
I took two deep breaths in my heart and finally resisted the urge to do something, but my heart was still burning.
He simply couldn't bear it, rolled his eyes, and raised his lips: "I said Chen Qingshu, are you a pig?
Eating is so loud.
The squeaking sound of the mouth is louder than the pigs in the pigsty fighting for food.
How many lives have you never eaten eggs?
Or are you particularly jealous of someone?
You're not jealous of us, are you?
You're a big young man, so why don't you show some respect? You are the laziest in the whole family. You don't do any work, and you don't even hold the oil bottle when it falls.
When it comes to eating eggs, everyone in the family is qualified to eat them, but you are not.
The ten-year-old lad had been lazy all day long. He only ate and slept, and had gained a lot of fat all over his body.
Don't let the people in the team laugh!
They say that our lazy Chen family has a successor! "
Thinking of the previous generation of lazy people, they were the second aunt Chen Changhong and the old uncle Chen Changhai!
Others in the Chen family who have just finished work: Are the reviews of the Chen family really so bad?
Zhao Xiangmei felt happy: My daughter's little mouth is even more powerful, good!like me!
Chen Qingshu: ...it’s over!
His father wants face most.
Leaning against the door frame and watching the lively Shi Lanhua, my old son, who was so proud before, always took advantage of her.
I will control my mother-in-law to death!
I felt so distressed at this moment that I couldn't even fake a smile.
I can't wait to step forward and tear this niece's mouth apart!
But thinking that I was lazy in the morning and didn't go to work, I couldn't help but shrink my neck.
Chen Qingfeng noticed from the side and turned his eyes. He no longer cared about Chen Qingshu's confused eyes and immediately turned his gun.
He fired the cannon at Shi Lanhua, who had a smile on his face:
"Auntie, it's not me who said that Qingshu is not okay to do this. You and uncle must teach her well.
It was as if he had never eaten anything delicious in eight lifetimes.
Outsiders don’t know how poor our old Chen family is!
Then how do I, my eldest brother Qinggui, look at my wife? "
Chen Qinggui: Mora steps on it.
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