Quick Wear: Why did I hug the wrong yandere villain’s thigh again?

Shen Shuli also had a cold face, but after a workout, the flush had not faded away, and the ends of his eyes were still pink. He did not look fierce, but looked like some kind of indescribable coquettishness.

"Name?"

The dog kneeled very upright and answered Shen Shuli's questions very obediently.

"Xuanyou"

"Years?"

Xuanyou shook his head, "I don't remember, it must have been a few thousand years."

Shen Shuli coughed, thousands of years?This can no longer be described as an old man.

"Where do you live?"

"Donghaoling"

Shen Shuli took his mobile phone and checked, Dong Haoling Xuanyou was the person.

Do not check, I don’t know, I’m scared.

5000 years ago, the war god of the Beichen Kingdom had a fierce and ferocious portrait of later generations. There are not many records because it is just a legend.

There are only fragments of legends in later generations. There is such a thing. It is unknown whether this person actually existed. After all, it is just a myth and legend.

"Beichen Kingdom? God of War?" Shen Shuli asked in disbelief.

Xuanyou shook his head, "I don't know."

"How did you come here with me?"

"You slept in front of my tomb because you liked me, so you followed me."

I remember when I first entered this world, I did see a tomb without a monument when I was leaving.

It turned out to be Xuanyou's.

Shen Shuli said speechlessly: "I'm tired, so I need to rest there."

Xuanyou was confused, and his obsidian eyes carried a call from ancient times.

"wife."

The man said these two words leisurely.

Shen Shuli frowned, "I am a man, but you are surprised. There were also cut sleeves 5000 years ago? Where did you learn these moves?"

Xuanyou didn't quite understand what these meant, but he still picked up the answers he knew.

"Mr. I don't know what a cut sleeve is. I like it when I look at it. I just follow my own wishes."

Shen Shuli glared at the man angrily, "Don't go along, I'm going to die."

"My back hurts. Please give me a squeeze."

Shen Shuli felt so uncomfortable that he turned around and lay on the bed.

Xuanyou didn't quite understand, but seeing Shen Shuli feeling uncomfortable, he got up and walked to the edge of the bed, stretched out his hands and started rubbing it.

"Some of the top," Shen Shuli ordered.

Xuanyou rubbed it all the way up, and after a while rubbed it down again.

Shen Shuli felt deeply that the stinky man was still thinking about his butt.

He slapped the man's hand away with a slap.

Xuanyou looked at Shen Shuli in confusion.

"If you don't rub it properly and still think about my butt, I will kick you out."

Xuanyou, knowing that he was wrong, retracted his greedy eyes and massaged seriously.

In my memory, my wife doesn't seem to be so fierce.

Could it be that because the husband is the man, the relationship between husband and wife is different?

Xuanyou was puzzled, but because he had tortured the man like this, it was his turn to do these things.

It was obvious that the male gentleman looked very happy at that time, so he started blaming him as soon as he got out of bed.

But in my memory, it seems that this is what happened to the couple.

He had been asleep for too long, and his memory had faded a lot.

But with her husband by her side, Xuanyou wanted to stay in this world even more.

[Ding, Xuanyou’s blackening degree is -1, the current blackening degree is 99]

Shen Shuli was stunned. Thinking of these data, he immediately called up the system to check.

favorability 100

Blackening degree 99

Top love brains often only need to appear for one second to fall.

Xuanyou's initial values ​​were originally 0 favorability and 100 blackness.

The day Shen Shuli appeared and when he saw the wordless monument, Xuanyou's favorability level instantly reached one hundred.

The love of the ancients was really dedicated.

We confirmed it that day and planned to stay together that day.

[Xiaoba, does Xuanyou have any other information? What happened to this 100 degree blackening? 】

888 immediately replied, [Xuanyou has never appeared in the world line. At present, his memory is incomplete and he has been sleeping for thousands of years. Is there any wish that has not been fulfilled? 】

Shen Shuli was thoughtful, lying quietly on the bed and asked: "Xuanyou, is there anything you want to do? Or wish for something."

The movements of Xuanyou's hands did not stop, like a machine, the pressure was even and every place was considered.

Then he heard the male gentleman's question and replied, "I want to have a child with the male gentleman."

Shen Shuli turned around and struggled out of Xuanyou's body, "I am a man and I can't have children."

Xuanyou tilted his head and followed Shen Shuli's face down to his belly button.

Sadness, regret, regret, and heartache all passed by in an instant on Xuanyou's expressionless face, and Shen Shuli actually understood them.

A deep voice said, "Young man, don't be sad. I am not a man who values ​​children. As long as my husband is by my side, that is my wish in life."

Shen Shuli turned around irritably, feeling that the two of them were talking about their own things.

[Host, Xuanyou has been sleeping for thousands of years and doesn’t understand modern people’s thinking, which is normal]

Makes sense.

Shen Shuli raised his eyebrows slightly and got up from the bed.

He pulled Xuanyou and helped him all the way to the sofa.

Shen Shuli has walked through several worlds, and especially feels that the lover in this world is really not a human being.

For the sake of a harmonious life in the future, Xuanyou must know some things.

Coming to the sofa, Shen Shuli turned on the TV.

There was confusion on Xuanyou Wuyi's expression.

"come over."

Xuanyou obediently sat on the sofa and became Shen Shuli's armchair.

"That's television, an invention of today's society. If everyone has good things, they will share them, regardless of time and distance. However, they can only be seen but not touched."

Xuanyou felt it was extremely magical, and he looked at the man in his arms with great interest.

Shen Shuli chose a TV series that has become popular recently.

At the climax of the performance, the two kissed intimately.

Xuanyou's throat tightened and she lowered her head to look at Shen Shuli's hair.

"Ali, I...can I kiss you?"

Shen Shuli was indifferent, but the head on his neck was too sticky.

I had no choice but to point at the male and female protagonists on the TV and say, "Look at others, that's called kissing, but yours is called a dog chewing bones."

Not knowing why the man was angry, Xuanyou took a closer look at his appearance in the TV series.

"Ali, I've learned it. Can I kiss you?"

Shen Shuli raised his head, his eyes bumped into a dark pupil, and he was burned.

"Then try it," and warned Xuanyou, "If it hurts me, I won't have any meat to eat in the future."

Xuanyou nodded, a little impatient.

Shen Shuli raised his head and closed his eyes, feeling as if he was dead.

The man's body temperature is too cold, even in summer it feels a bit cold.

The cold air hit, and a soft spot touched Shen Shuli's lips.

Xuanyou imitated the TV model and kissed her first, then moved closer and sucked on her.

Shen Shuli was immersed in it and found that Xuanyou's learning ability was really strong.

When the TV broadcast ended, the two of them reluctantly ended the show.

"Ali, did I... hurt you?"

Shen Shuli blushed, avoiding the man's gaze for praise, coughing lightly and said: "It's... not bad, there is progress."

Xuanyou was happy and nuzzled Shen Shuli's neck again.

The atmosphere was too intense, so Shen Shuli changed the subject and said, "You were the one who saved me yesterday, right?"

Xuanyou nodded.

"What the hell is that?"

Xuanyou's eyes dimmed, "It's just a bedbug attached to a mouse."

"What did you do to him? Did you hand him over to King Yama?"

"Pinched to death."

Shen Shuli came out of Xuanyou's arms and said in shock: "Pinched...crushed to death?"

Doesn’t it mean that everything is in order?Is it really okay to crush him to death like this?

"Isn't King Yama in charge of this matter? Will he come to arrest you?"

After all, he is a thousand-year-old ghost. If Shen Shuli had raised the alarm, he would definitely be a heavyweight and dangerous person.

Xuanyou hugged Shen Shuli back into his arms, "No, he doesn't dare."

Shen Shuli breathed a sigh of relief, just don't arrest him.