Chuan Shu Qi Leng: I blushed and my heart beat when I was teased by the boss

The night before leaving, Li Xinran looked at his empty home and suddenly felt a little emotional.

They were leaving their home of two years.

"Daughter-in-law," Shen Boyuan noticed her slightly strange mood and immediately came over and hugged her.

Li Xinran naturally snuggled into Shen Boyuan's arms.

However, she only fell down for a second before recovering.

You still have to go to college, and you still have to move forward.

Li Xinran raised her head from Shen Boyuan's arms and looked at Shen Boyuan with wet eyes, a faint smile hanging on the corner of her mouth.

"Deputy leader, can you tell me a joke?"

joke?

Shen Boyuan was stunned.

Immediately, he began racking his brains to think of jokes.

Xinran's mood is a little low now, and he has the responsibility to make Xinran happy.

But, what kind of jokes did the soldiers in their regiment tell?

Suddenly, Shen Boyuan thought of a joke he had heard before.

He adjusted his tone and asked Li Xinran very enigmatically, "You went to the hospital after a match was burned. What happened to you?"

Li Xinran only felt a cold wind blowing over her head.

No way?

No way?

Is this the joke Shen Boyuan wants to tell her?

For a moment, she didn't know whether to say she knew or she didn't know?

Shen Boyuan asked impatiently, "Daughter-in-law, what do you think it became?"

"What became?" Li Xinran asked silently.

"It turned into a cotton swab." Shen Boyuan said with a smile.

After he finished speaking, he looked at Li Xinran with some expectation in his eyes.

Li Xinran hugged Shen Boyuan's waist and buried his head into Shen Boyuan's hot chest again.

It was really difficult to make her laugh at this joke.

When Shen Boyuan saw Li Xinran's appearance, he asked with some doubts,

"Daughter-in-law, don't you think it's funny?"

He remembered that the soldiers in the regiment laughed very loudly when they told this joke.

Li Xinran's muffled voice came from Shen Boyuan's chest, "It's funny."

Shen Boyuan looked at Li Xinran in his arms strangely.

Why did he feel that Xin Ran didn't look like he was amused?

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you another joke." Shen Boyuan suddenly became more competitive.

Before Li Xinran could respond, Shen Boyuan had already spoken.

"Daughter-in-law, do you know why foxes often fall?"

Li Xinran couldn't help but dig into Shen Boyuan's arms again.

She just found out today that Shen Boyuan is the king of cold jokes.

These cold jokes are each colder than the last.

If Shen Boyuan continues talking about this, she will go to the North Pole.

"Daughter-in-law, what do you think?"

Shen Boyuan didn't wait for Li Xinran's answer, so he couldn't help but urge.

Li Xinran still didn't raise her head, hugged Shen Boyuan tighter with her hands, and asked pretending to be curious,

"why?"

Shen Boyuan answered as he wished, "Because the fox is cunning." (Slippery feet)

Li Xinran couldn't help laughing.

She wasn't laughing at Shen Boyuan's cold joke.

She laughed that Shen Boyuan had such an interesting side.

She felt that Shen Boyuan could be called the king of bad jokes from now on.

Shen Boyuan felt Li Xinran's body shaking on his chest, and there was a slight smile in his voice when he said,

"Daughter-in-law, isn't it funny?"

"Yeah, it's funny." Li Xinran agreed and laughed louder.

A look of satisfaction flashed in Shen Boyuan's eyes.

He is a dignified man, but he cannot make his wife happy.

Seeing him telling a joke, Xin Ran laughed so happily.

After Li Xinran calmed down for a while, he raised his head again and looked at Shen Boyuan.

Her fair face had turned rosy due to the smile just now, and her big, watery eyes had become sparkling. Her whole body looked as beautiful as a blooming bud.

When Shen Boyuan saw Li Xinran like this, his eyes couldn't help but become much darker.

The big hand behind her also used a little more strength to bring her into his arms.

There was a hint of smile in the corners of Li Xinran's eyes.

She opened her mouth slightly and said softly, "Deputy leader, let me tell you a joke too."

"it is good."

Shen Boyuan lowered his head slightly, looking at Li Xinran's bright and flowery face with dark eyes.

Li Xinran said slowly,

"The tall man and the short man cross the river together. Why does the tall man like to wade across the river and the short man likes to swim across the river?"

"Deputy leader, guess what?"

Shen Boyuan thought for a while, frowned, and asked in a low voice,

"Why, wife?"

Li Xinran looked at Shen Boyuan with a smile, "lower your head."

Shen Boyuan took advantage of the situation and lowered his head again.

Li Xinran's slender fingers climbed onto Shen Boyuan's shoulders.

Then, she stood on tiptoes, leaned into Shen Boyuan's ear, and whispered softly,

"Because, I love you." (小lovekyou)

As soon as he finished speaking, a smile appeared on Shen Boyuan's lips, and a light flashed quickly in his deep eyes.

It was like fireworks were setting off in his mind, with exciting lights sliding down from the black night sky.

Shen Boyuan's heartbeat was beating faster and faster.

He was almost there, and Li Xinran, who was still in his arms, could feel it.

Li Xinran was still smiling.

She blinked and asked sweetly, "Deputy leader, isn't my joke funny?"

Shen Boyuan grabbed her waist and asked in a hoarse voice, "Is this a joke?"

Li Xinran smiled and nodded twice.

Shen Boyuan's usually calm face no longer looked calm at all, and there was even a hint of excitement deep in his eyes.

He lowered his head slightly, touched the tip of Li Xinran's delicate nose with his strong nose, and said in a tight and bewitching voice,

"Daughter-in-law, say it again in Chinese..."

The evoked ending sound was like a small brush, brushing through Li Xinran's heart, making it feel numb.