As the saying goes, as long as a person is unlucky, his teeth will become clogged if he drinks cold water.

So, if you drink cold water, your teeth will get clogged. If Yu Xiaogang walks slowly, will there be nothing wrong?

of course not!

Under the various gazes of everyone, Yu Xiaogang walked slowly towards the staff dormitory building like a thief. Every step he took was very slow and extremely careful, as if he was traveling through time. It's like a minefield.

Even though he was so careful, what was supposed to come still came.

There are a large number of trees planted on both sides of the road from the cafeteria to the staff dormitory, among which camphor trees and papaya trees are the most common. At this season of the year, the aroma of papaya fills the entire college, making every student feel relaxed and happy.

Some scholars in later generations believe that female students from Shrek Academy are generally older because there are more papaya trees planted in the academy.

The melon is ripe and the stem has fallen,

So, when Yu Xiaogang set foot on this boulevard, a papaya accurately hit his head.

Boom!

Zhang Tianyu and others were stunned!

Some students around were also stunned!

Good guy,

So unlucky?

Although papayas will fall off when they mature, they will basically be cleaned up by cleaners quickly.

And this is the first time that a papaya hits someone after falling!

"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang screamed in pain and covered his head.

But what is unexpected is that,

Immediately afterwards, a papaya from a nearby tree also fell.

Boom!

There is a natural calcite stone bench just below the fallen papaya. Occasionally, some students will sit here to rest and enjoy the scent of papaya.

And today, no one is sitting on it.

The papaya fell and hit the side of the azure stone bench. It bounced back hard with the force.

And the direction of this rebound is exactly that indescribable part of Yu Xiaogang's lower body!

duang!

Accurate hit!

very!

"Europe!"

Yu Xiaogang hunched over, covering his lower body with both hands, and his eyes widened suddenly, almost popping out of his sockets!

"hiss!"

Zhang Tianyu, Tang San and the others, as well as the male students around them, all couldn't help but gasp!

You don’t have to feel the same way, just seeing this scene, it already started to hurt!

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang's movements were arching his waist, stretching his head forward, and covering his lower body with both hands.

So another papaya fell at this time and hit Yu Xiaogang on the back of the head accurately.

"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang covered the back of his head with one hand in pain,

After being hit three times in a row, he realized that he could no longer stay here and had to leave here quickly, otherwise he didn't know what would happen later!

So he ignored the pain in his body, hunched over and covered the back of his head and walked forward quickly!

Everyone was stunned.

Tang San subconsciously said loudly: "Teacher! Be careful..."

duang!

Before Tang San could finish speaking, Yu Xiaogang's head hit a papaya tree in front of him.

There was nothing he could do. He was hunched over at the moment and couldn't see the road ahead clearly, so he bumped into it.

When the papaya tree was hit by him, a papaya fell from the tree and hit him on the head accurately.

"what!"

Yu Xiaogang couldn't bear it any longer and fell to the ground with a thud, lying on his back with his arms and legs spread out.

Zhang Tianyu and the rest of Shrek quickly ran towards Yu Xiaogang, with anxious expressions on their faces.

In fact, I feel happy!

"Yu Xiaogang, Yu Xiaogang, at this time, how dare you lie down on your back? How dare you make a big statement? Are you looking for death?"

really,

As soon as Zhang Tianyu finished thinking about this, three papayas fell from the tree in succession. The point where each papaya fell was Yu Xiaogang's lower body!

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang happened to be posing with a big character, so that indescribable part of his lower body was completely undefended!

"not good!"

<divclass="contentadv">"Master, be careful!"

"Quickly open!"

Boom!Boom!Boom!

Three consecutive slams!

All of them hit Yu Xiaogang's Jill accurately!

"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang's dizzy brain received the pain signal and let out a shrill scream!

Then, a ridiculously large papaya fell from the sky, bringing the sudden attack to a perfect end.

bump!

"Ah——!" After the extremely miserable scream, Yu Xiaogang fainted from the pain.

At this time, everyone finally rushed to Yu Xiaogang's side,

Yu Xiaogang was unconscious and foaming at the mouth.

A little disgusting.

At this time, it was the hypocrite Tang San who helped Yu Xiaogang regardless of his nausea: "Teacher! Teacher, are you okay?"

Everyone’s expressions are a bit wonderful,

Ma Hongjun said: "Master... suffered a heavy blow. I feel like something is wrong."

"Now that the master is in a coma, I can't give him sausages," Oscar said.

"We can only ask Dean Flanders for help and ask him to find a healing soul master to treat the master!" Dai Mubai said.

In fact, at this time, no one felt that the matter was serious.

Although Yu Xiaogang was joking at first, and then was thrown over his shoulder by Tang San, and then was raped by Papaya accurately, in the end Yu Xiaogang was also a soul master.

No matter how useless he is, he is still a level 29 great soul master.

So no one thought that he would become a eunuch.

Zhang Tianyu actually thinks so too,

The human body has a self-protection mechanism to some extent, so it is so easy to become a eunuch, so the purification office in the ancient palace was too wasteful.

but,

Yu Xiaogang is not the only unlucky person!

While everyone was busy discussing, another papaya fell quietly without anyone paying attention. The location where it fell was Tang San's head!

But who is Tang San?

He is not a waste like Yu Xiaogang. As a remnant of the Tang Clan, his ability to listen to sounds is very strong. Therefore, when the papaya was about to fall on his head, he had already discovered it.

In fact, according to his ability, he can easily avoid this papaya even without ghosting.

But I don’t know what’s causing the convulsion in his head, but he doesn’t want to hide. He just raises his hand and slaps the papaya.

bump!

The papaya broke into pieces and the juice splashed all over him.

He originally had a good impression of papaya, but at this moment he became angry and kicked the papaya tree beside him with all his strength.

Wow!

Several papayas fell suddenly,

Boom!

Yu Xiaogang was accurately raped again!

Although he was still unconscious, his body still twitched violently after being hit by the papaya!

Everyone was stunned for a few seconds, then turned to look at Tang San,

If Yu Xiaogang hadn't been Tang San's teacher, they would all have thought that Tang San was deliberately messing with Yu Xiaogang.

They don't know whether Tang San deliberately messed with Yu Xiaogang.

But they know that from today on, Papaya will become Yu Xiaogang's lifelong enemy!

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