On the day of the blind date, I had a flash marriage with CEO Qianyi

After more than ten minutes, the drug took effect.

Cao Junqiang rushed into the toilet while holding his stomach. Lin Lang deliberately broke the door of the toilet so that he could not get out after entering.

Not long after he entered, Li Ping knocked on the toilet door, holding her stomach.

"Who's in there? Hurry up, I have a stomachache."

"Mom, I haven't done it yet."

Li Ping gritted her teeth, covering her stomach with one hand and her butt with the other, clamping her legs together and banging the toilet door in pain.

"How long do you want, I can't hold it in anymore."

"OK OK."

Cao Junqiang picked up his pants and went to open the door. He turned the door handle several times but there was no response.

"Okay, come out soon? Mom really can't hold it in anymore."

Li Ping clenched her fists a little more, and Cao Junqiang also looked helpless.

"The toilet door seems to be broken. I can't open it no matter how hard I twist it."

"What? The door is broken?"

Li Ping was so anxious that she slammed the door so hard that sweat broke out on her forehead. For a person of her age, if she pooped on her pants, would she be killed?

"Mom, I can't do it anymore, I'm here again!"

Cao Jun Qiang covered his stomach and squatted back on the toilet again.

Li Ping gritted her teeth and her fingers were clenched.

She suddenly felt her anus loosen, and a trickle of water flowed down from between her legs.

"It's over!"

Seeing that the time was right, Lin Lang opened the door, looked at Li Ping who looked embarrassed, and said loudly and surprised on purpose: "Mom, you pooped on your pants? Why are they all over the floor? Ugh! So disgusting!" "

She held her nose and hid in the room.

When Cao Zhiliang returned home, he saw such a spectacular scene.

His old mother was holding on to the wall with her hands, and the shit was still flowing down her thighs, all the way to the ground.

The entire home was filled with a foul stench.

"what's the situation?"

Li Ping's face turned red with embarrassment. At this moment, she wanted to find a hole in the ground and burrow down.

"Mom, what are you doing? Why are you pooping all over the floor?"

Cao Zhiqiang is a bit of a mysophobic person.

His filial piety is only in words. If he were really asked to carry shit and urine for an old mother like him, he wouldn't be able to do it even if he had 1 people.

"I have diarrhea and I really can't help it..."

Li Ping looked helpless.

Cao Zhiliang covered his nose and frowned with disgust: "You have diarrhea and go to the toilet?"

"Junqiang is in the toilet, and the toilet door is broken."

Cao Zhiliang stood on tiptoe, stepping on the only clean spot on the ground, and tried to twist the toilet door handle.

It didn't come loose after several twists.

In the end, I had to call the locksmith to come to the door.

When Li Ping saw that an outsider was coming, she was afraid of being embarrassed and hurriedly wanted to go to the bedroom. Lin Lang immediately called her to stop her.

"Mom, don't move around. Don't step on shit everywhere in the house!"

Cao Zhiliang looked at Li Ping's cake-covered appearance, covered his nose and frowned, with disgust on his face.

"Mom, just listen to Lin Lang. Stand still and wait for the locksmith to repair the door. Then go to the bathroom to wash up and get rid of this mess."

The locksmith almost vomited when he saw the cake.

He waved his hands repeatedly, frowned and was about to leave.

"Let me go, what's going on at your house? No, it's too stinky. I won't take this business. You can find someone else."

Cao Zhiliang hurriedly stopped him.

"The bathroom door lock is broken. My mother was in a hurry to go to the bathroom and couldn't hold it in. Master, you're already here. Just help me take a look. I'll add money! Add 100!"

The locksmith was still hesitant.

Cao Zhiliang said again: "Add 200!"

"Fine!"

The locksmith reluctantly agreed, took the lockpicking tools, and walked to the bathroom.

He was as careful as possible, but he still stepped on shit.

"Yeah! I got all over my feet."

As a result, Li Ping was not only completely embarrassed in front of her son, but also looked at with strange eyes by the locksmith.

After the toilet door opened, Cao Junqiang covered his nose and ran back to the bedroom.

Li Ping immediately rushed in and plunged thousands of miles again.

Lin Lang stood outside the toilet door, covering his mouth and trying not to laugh too loudly.

After liberation, Li Ping took a shower, changed into clean clothes, cleaned up the mess, and immediately went to complain to Cao Zhiliang.

"I have diarrhea today. There must be something wrong with the braised pork ribs made by your wife.

Junqiang and I had diarrhea just after eating. I think she did it on purpose, deliberately hurting Junqiang and me.

She just doesn't like us, mother and son, and wants to use this method to force us to leave! "

"Yes, my sister-in-law didn't like my mother and I, so she deliberately added something unclean to the ribs, causing my mother to shit her pants."

Li Ping hurriedly hit Cao Junqiang with her arm to remind him not to mention that embarrassing thing again.

Lin Lang: "Mom, as you said, I cook for the whole family. Is it possible that I can harm my own daughter?"

"You followed me and didn't even eat the ribs."

Lin Lang immediately grasped the key point in Li Ping's words and asked Li Ping.

"So why didn't I eat the ribs after I followed? Why didn't you tell Zhiliang?"

Li Ping felt guilty instantly.

She always played the role of a good mother-in-law in front of Cao Zhiliang, portraying Lin Lang as an evil daughter-in-law.

If Cao Zhiliang knew that she didn't even leave a single piece of ribs for her, wouldn't the secret be exposed?

"You've been coaxing the child for so long, you can't keep asking me, the mother-in-law, to wait for you to eat, right?"

Li Ping beat him again!

"You don't have to wait for me to eat, but I worked hard to make the rice. With such a big bowl of ribs, you and Junqiang ate all the ribs!

You didn't even leave a piece for me, even for the one who's growing, you weren't willing to give her a piece! "

In the dispute between Li Ping and Lin Lang's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, although Cao Zhiliang would always favor Li Ping, as long as the matter came to a close, he still couldn't get rid of the dirt in his eyes.

That was his biological daughter after all.

Even if it was his biological mother, he couldn't bear to see her criticize her harshly.

"Mom, are you going too far? You are already in your seventies, and Junqiang is no longer a child. How can you compete with a five-year-old child for food?"

"I……"

Li Ping knew that she was in the wrong, and Cao Junqiang saw that the situation was not good and hurriedly wanted to escape.

How could Lin Lang let him go so easily? She continued to pursue the victory and brought the topic to Cao Junqiang.

"Not only that, after having been fussing for a long time about wanting to eat durian, I was willing to buy it for her. As a result, a whole three kilograms of golden pillow durian was eaten by Cao Junqiang, and not a single bite was left."

When Cao Zhiliang heard this, he became angry instantly.

Cao Junqiang has been relying on him, eating and drinking from him, and he is not happy at all.

As long as there was no conflict, he would just turn a blind eye.

But now that he had a reason, he seized the opportunity.

"Junqiang, you are a dead uncle after all. You live here with me and I don't ask you to buy her food and entertainment. As an elder, how can you still steal her food rations?"

"Didn't I just eat a durian? Brother, what about you? Don't I have no job and no income now? If I had money, could I not buy something for my niece?

Besides, brother, you are the director of a listed company after all, how can you still be short of the [-] that I earned?

And if I want to go out to find a job, I need to have a decent outfit.

Otherwise, brother, you can sponsor me a whole suit for [-] yuan first, and treat it as an investment in my potential stock. "

Cao Junqiang looked greedy, and what he said was a matter of course.

In the past, Cao Zhiliang didn't feel that money was enough.

Ever since he got together with Jiang Mingyue, money has been flowing like water.

Raising an intern costs more than raising a family. You have to rent a luxury apartment for her, take her to high-end restaurants, and give her designer bags and clothes from time to time.

Upon hearing that he was asked to pay, Cao Zhiliang immediately pulled his face down.