Ten Years Undercover: Traveling Through Time to Obtain the Divine System
Chapter 66 People are scary, scary to death
Unknowingly, it was eleven o'clock in the middle of the night. Su Daqiang endured the reluctance, then picked up the flashlight and left the house.
Although he knew that the stories told in the live broadcast room were definitely fabricated, he still felt a chill in the back of his neck as he walked in the aisle of the cemetery.
He lit a cigarette, took a long drag, felt the pungency in his lungs, spit, and then continued patrolling.
There is a memorial service today, and the tribute looks pretty good. In addition to flowers, there are probably some good things. His goal is this new tomb.
The cemetery is not small. Su Daqiang walked for a long time and found the new tomb with the help of flashlight light.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling sound, with a faint chuckle in it.
Su Daqiang swallowed, his eyes were as wide as bull's eyes, and his voice trembled: "Who...ah, is it a human or a ghost!"
Normally, Su Daqiang might not be afraid, but after listening to Qian Xiaotian's story about ghosts blowing out lanterns today, he was really a little embarrassed.
Zhu Erxi is over 40 years old this year. He is an old bachelor. He has been idle since he was a child. Later, because of gambling, his wife ran away with someone else. Within a few years, he committed a crime and got into trouble. After he came out, Zhu Erxi had no skills and worked at the construction site for a few days. Feeling tired, he finally chose to lie down. That was how his life ended anyway.
But if he didn't work, he had to eat. He didn't dare to do anything illegal. Later, he thought about it and came up with the idea of this cemetery.
He found that the family members who came to the cemetery to offer sacrifices all brought delicious food, drinks, and even cigarettes. Moreover, this place had no village in front of it and no shop in the back. What else could he enjoy if the people were dead? He might as well give it to the living. Woolen cloth.
Therefore, he has become a frequent visitor here. Not to mention, people who can afford a cemetery must have certain conditions at home. Even the sacrificial items are quite good. From time to time, they can also open meat and a few boxes of cigarettes.
But if you often walk by the river, how can your shoes not get wet? No, today I was lucky enough to memorize words, and I met this stupid and bold person who came to patrol. This person is definitely not smart. Who can come and watch you in the middle of the night? Ah, just be lazy when you need to be lazy, your brain is not flexible at all.
Zhu Erxi thought to himself, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had a plan in his mind. He immediately had an idea.
He gritted his teeth, raised his fists hard, and punched his nose twice. The pain caused tears to flow down his face and he groaned.
However, the effect was very noticeable. My nose suddenly felt hot and my blood flowed out continuously.
Zhu Erxi hurriedly wiped the nosebleed on his face. When he felt that it was almost done, he took out the self-defense screwdriver from his pocket, picked up a brick, pointed the screwdriver at the tombstone, and smashed the brick with his right hand. He kept on going, and deliberately let out a sinister laugh.
When Su Daqiang saw that the other party was silent, he bravely took a few steps forward and took a closer look by the light of the flashlight.
Huh?Is he actually a real person?
But then I thought again, isn’t that right?He was the only one in the entire cemetery. Who in this barren mountain would be running here in the middle of the night?
Thinking of this, Su Daqiang really panicked this time, and his calves were trembling faintly.
"You...who...are you? If you don't speak...I...I will beat you."
Su Daqiang's words were trembling, and his mouth felt dry for a while. Then he actually bent down and picked up a brick from the ground. Holding the brick in his hand, he finally felt confident.
"Hiccup, are you talking to me? Huh? You can actually see me?"
Zhu Erxi made strange noises in his throat, which was terrifying to hear.
When Su Daqiang heard this, his heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt a cold air rush from the soles of his feet to his forehead, and his Tianling Cap almost opened.
"You...Gulu, don't, don't, don't, please, don't make fun of me. I'm scary...scary...scaring to death!"
Su Daqiang stammered for a long time, saying what he should say or not, but he was very courageous. If he had done this to others, he would probably have said "Oh my God" and run away with oil on his feet.
Zhu Erxi was already laughing in his heart, but in order to scare him, he was punched twice in the nose. How could he just let it go? He immediately laughed again.
"Shh... don't make any noise. You're disturbing others' sleep. People and ghosts live in different ways. You'd better leave quickly."
Zhu Erxi didn't turn his head. After speaking, he hit the screwdriver in his left hand with the brick in his right hand.
"Bang! Bang!..."
Su Daqiang felt like his whole body was about to explode, his heart was beating hard, his eyes were bloodshot, and the sound of the screwdriver hitting the tombstone was like a curse, constantly echoing in his mind.
sleep? ? ?There are dead people here, who sleeps?
But he really doesn't believe there are ghosts in the world.
Su Daqiang bit the tip of his tongue hard. The next moment, a fishy taste filled his mouth, and he suddenly felt his mind became much clearer.
Asked again: "Um...Gulu, I, I, I...what are you...doing?"
At this moment, Su Daqiang was very talkative, and he didn't even know what he was talking about.
While knocking on the tombstone, Zhu Erxi replied with a raised voice: "Oh! My unfilial descendant actually carved his father's name wrongly. I had no choice but to ask for leave from Black and White Wuchang and go out and change it myself. .”
"But I died miserably, all the bones in my body were broken, and I can't even lift my spirits. How about... you give me a few blows?"
Zhu Erxi didn't expect that this fool was so courageous, so he finally had to use his trump card. Then, he slowly turned his head, resisting the light of the flashlight, and forced out an ugly smile without blinking.
Su Daqiang's pupils contracted violently, and that weird bloody face kept stimulating his nerves. The next moment, he fell to the ground with a plop, and fainted from fright. He kept vomiting out of his mouth. Baimozi.
Zhu Er was so happy to see the other party's appearance that he couldn't help laughing and slapping his thighs, feeling proud in his heart.
But then he realized, holy shit, don't kill anyone. If he was scared to death, why wouldn't he go in again?
Thinking of this, Zhu Erxi hurried forward and felt the other party's pulse. Fortunately, there was still a heartbeat.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Zhu Erxi quickly packed the tribute in a bag, then thought about it, took out the cigarette from the other party's pocket, and then disappeared into the night.
...............
Qian Xiaotian finished speaking the last chapter and looked at the time. It was exactly twelve o'clock.
"Okay, kids, that's it for today's story. We'll see you there at eight o'clock tomorrow night."
After saying that, Qian Xiaotian immediately closed the live broadcast room, leaving a large number of confused netizens behind.
"Damn it, anchor, don't leave? Keep going?"
"That's right, I don't feel sleepy even at three o'clock in the morning when I hear this kind of story."
"I would like to ask, is the buddy who was guarding the second uncle's body still there??? (The dog's head saves his life)"
"I, a little girl who lives alone, actually listened until midnight? Oh my God! What should I do in the second half of the night?"
"Ma Le Gobi. After listening to it, I felt like I was going crazy. The Bodhisattva Diamond Sutra is still playing on my computer."
"I'll pay you 2000 yuan. If you have any hot girls in the same city, come to my house to discuss the follow-up plot, please send me a private message!"
"Upstairs, let me ask you, can you please stop strangulating your gender so much???"
Although he knew that the stories told in the live broadcast room were definitely fabricated, he still felt a chill in the back of his neck as he walked in the aisle of the cemetery.
He lit a cigarette, took a long drag, felt the pungency in his lungs, spit, and then continued patrolling.
There is a memorial service today, and the tribute looks pretty good. In addition to flowers, there are probably some good things. His goal is this new tomb.
The cemetery is not small. Su Daqiang walked for a long time and found the new tomb with the help of flashlight light.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling sound, with a faint chuckle in it.
Su Daqiang swallowed, his eyes were as wide as bull's eyes, and his voice trembled: "Who...ah, is it a human or a ghost!"
Normally, Su Daqiang might not be afraid, but after listening to Qian Xiaotian's story about ghosts blowing out lanterns today, he was really a little embarrassed.
Zhu Erxi is over 40 years old this year. He is an old bachelor. He has been idle since he was a child. Later, because of gambling, his wife ran away with someone else. Within a few years, he committed a crime and got into trouble. After he came out, Zhu Erxi had no skills and worked at the construction site for a few days. Feeling tired, he finally chose to lie down. That was how his life ended anyway.
But if he didn't work, he had to eat. He didn't dare to do anything illegal. Later, he thought about it and came up with the idea of this cemetery.
He found that the family members who came to the cemetery to offer sacrifices all brought delicious food, drinks, and even cigarettes. Moreover, this place had no village in front of it and no shop in the back. What else could he enjoy if the people were dead? He might as well give it to the living. Woolen cloth.
Therefore, he has become a frequent visitor here. Not to mention, people who can afford a cemetery must have certain conditions at home. Even the sacrificial items are quite good. From time to time, they can also open meat and a few boxes of cigarettes.
But if you often walk by the river, how can your shoes not get wet? No, today I was lucky enough to memorize words, and I met this stupid and bold person who came to patrol. This person is definitely not smart. Who can come and watch you in the middle of the night? Ah, just be lazy when you need to be lazy, your brain is not flexible at all.
Zhu Erxi thought to himself, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had a plan in his mind. He immediately had an idea.
He gritted his teeth, raised his fists hard, and punched his nose twice. The pain caused tears to flow down his face and he groaned.
However, the effect was very noticeable. My nose suddenly felt hot and my blood flowed out continuously.
Zhu Erxi hurriedly wiped the nosebleed on his face. When he felt that it was almost done, he took out the self-defense screwdriver from his pocket, picked up a brick, pointed the screwdriver at the tombstone, and smashed the brick with his right hand. He kept on going, and deliberately let out a sinister laugh.
When Su Daqiang saw that the other party was silent, he bravely took a few steps forward and took a closer look by the light of the flashlight.
Huh?Is he actually a real person?
But then I thought again, isn’t that right?He was the only one in the entire cemetery. Who in this barren mountain would be running here in the middle of the night?
Thinking of this, Su Daqiang really panicked this time, and his calves were trembling faintly.
"You...who...are you? If you don't speak...I...I will beat you."
Su Daqiang's words were trembling, and his mouth felt dry for a while. Then he actually bent down and picked up a brick from the ground. Holding the brick in his hand, he finally felt confident.
"Hiccup, are you talking to me? Huh? You can actually see me?"
Zhu Erxi made strange noises in his throat, which was terrifying to hear.
When Su Daqiang heard this, his heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt a cold air rush from the soles of his feet to his forehead, and his Tianling Cap almost opened.
"You...Gulu, don't, don't, don't, please, don't make fun of me. I'm scary...scary...scaring to death!"
Su Daqiang stammered for a long time, saying what he should say or not, but he was very courageous. If he had done this to others, he would probably have said "Oh my God" and run away with oil on his feet.
Zhu Erxi was already laughing in his heart, but in order to scare him, he was punched twice in the nose. How could he just let it go? He immediately laughed again.
"Shh... don't make any noise. You're disturbing others' sleep. People and ghosts live in different ways. You'd better leave quickly."
Zhu Erxi didn't turn his head. After speaking, he hit the screwdriver in his left hand with the brick in his right hand.
"Bang! Bang!..."
Su Daqiang felt like his whole body was about to explode, his heart was beating hard, his eyes were bloodshot, and the sound of the screwdriver hitting the tombstone was like a curse, constantly echoing in his mind.
sleep? ? ?There are dead people here, who sleeps?
But he really doesn't believe there are ghosts in the world.
Su Daqiang bit the tip of his tongue hard. The next moment, a fishy taste filled his mouth, and he suddenly felt his mind became much clearer.
Asked again: "Um...Gulu, I, I, I...what are you...doing?"
At this moment, Su Daqiang was very talkative, and he didn't even know what he was talking about.
While knocking on the tombstone, Zhu Erxi replied with a raised voice: "Oh! My unfilial descendant actually carved his father's name wrongly. I had no choice but to ask for leave from Black and White Wuchang and go out and change it myself. .”
"But I died miserably, all the bones in my body were broken, and I can't even lift my spirits. How about... you give me a few blows?"
Zhu Erxi didn't expect that this fool was so courageous, so he finally had to use his trump card. Then, he slowly turned his head, resisting the light of the flashlight, and forced out an ugly smile without blinking.
Su Daqiang's pupils contracted violently, and that weird bloody face kept stimulating his nerves. The next moment, he fell to the ground with a plop, and fainted from fright. He kept vomiting out of his mouth. Baimozi.
Zhu Er was so happy to see the other party's appearance that he couldn't help laughing and slapping his thighs, feeling proud in his heart.
But then he realized, holy shit, don't kill anyone. If he was scared to death, why wouldn't he go in again?
Thinking of this, Zhu Erxi hurried forward and felt the other party's pulse. Fortunately, there was still a heartbeat.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Zhu Erxi quickly packed the tribute in a bag, then thought about it, took out the cigarette from the other party's pocket, and then disappeared into the night.
...............
Qian Xiaotian finished speaking the last chapter and looked at the time. It was exactly twelve o'clock.
"Okay, kids, that's it for today's story. We'll see you there at eight o'clock tomorrow night."
After saying that, Qian Xiaotian immediately closed the live broadcast room, leaving a large number of confused netizens behind.
"Damn it, anchor, don't leave? Keep going?"
"That's right, I don't feel sleepy even at three o'clock in the morning when I hear this kind of story."
"I would like to ask, is the buddy who was guarding the second uncle's body still there??? (The dog's head saves his life)"
"I, a little girl who lives alone, actually listened until midnight? Oh my God! What should I do in the second half of the night?"
"Ma Le Gobi. After listening to it, I felt like I was going crazy. The Bodhisattva Diamond Sutra is still playing on my computer."
"I'll pay you 2000 yuan. If you have any hot girls in the same city, come to my house to discuss the follow-up plot, please send me a private message!"
"Upstairs, let me ask you, can you please stop strangulating your gender so much???"
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