The wizard at Hogwarts is unscientific

Chapter 16: On Black Dumbledore, I am a professional

"Harry Potter!"

When Professor McGonagall read out the name, the entire auditorium fell silent instantly, and then there was a buzzing sound. Everyone was whispering and talking about Harry Potter.

Andy stood up when he saw many people, as if he wanted to see what was special about the legendary "boy who lived" who defeated the mysterious man.

Even Dumbledore set his sights on Harry, and seemed to be looking forward to Harry Potter's sorting.

Although the prophecy about Harry Potter and Voldemort is a secret in the wizarding world, in Andy's previous life, this prophecy had been spread all over the streets and alleys, even many people who have never read "Harry Potter" Know this prophecy.

Originally Andy was a little strange, why would a powerful wizard like Voldemort believe in a so-called prophecy?

Until this moment, Andy finally solved the case.

It turned out that Dumbledore believed it.

Come to think of it, an otherwise obscure witch (Trelawney, though she comes from a family of prophets, she is). Foretells the death of the great Dark Lord Voldemort.

According to the normal script, Voldemort should reward her with an Avatar.

However, the witch who made the prophecy was hired by Dumbledore as the divination professor at Hogwarts.

Simply unexpected!

When Voldemort saw it, Dumbledore actually believed that bullshit prophecy was true!

Well, then I believe it too.

This is the so-called celebrity effect.

Of course, Andy expected that prediction to be true more than anyone else.

Even if the world has been messed up by the butterfly effect, that prophecy can still be fulfilled.

Because in this way, Andy can hand over Voldemort to Harry to deal with with peace of mind, while he just sits aside quietly watching the show.

Harry Potter's sorting went on for a long time, and Harry kept talking to the sorting hat in a low voice, until after a long time, the sorting hat shouted loudly: "Gryffindor!"

"We got Potter, we got Potter!"

Cheers from the Gryffindor table resounded throughout the Great Hall, and they all rushed to shake Harry's hand and were proud of it.

Andy glanced at the teacher's seat, all the professors were very happy, and Dumbledore also watched this scene with a look of relief.

Only Snape, his already ugly face seemed to become even uglier.It was as if in his eyes, Harry Potter was not a person, but a maggot living in a stinking ditch.

It was so disgusting that people couldn't eat.

When all the freshmen were sorted, Professor McGonagall rolled up the parchment, picked up the sorting hat and left.

Dumbledore stood up, looked at the students with a smile on his face, and opened his arms to them. It seemed that nothing could make him happier than seeing the students gathered together.

"welcome!"

Dumbledore said: "Welcome everyone to Hogwarts to start the new school year. Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few words. That is: idiot! Cry nose! Residue! Twist!"

"thank you all!"

Dumbledore sat down again.

Andy felt that those leaders in the previous life should really learn from Dumbledore, how to speak as a leader.

Even cursing is better than chattering nonsense!

Hermione stretched out her finger and poked Andy, and said hesitantly: "Is he a little -"

Hermione indicated Dumbledore's direction with her eyes, and at the same time gestured her brain with her fingers.

That means: isn't Dumbledore a little out of his mind?

Andy nodded and gave Hermione a definite answer, "Principal Dumbledore is over 100 years old after all, we have to understand him. No matter what he said, we just go with it."

"What more can we ask for from a centenarian?"

Andy said: "He can still eat by himself, which is already very good."

"I thought he was wearing dentures!" Hermione's parents were both dentists. It stands to reason that an old man at Dumbledore's age had already lost all his teeth.

While chatting, various delicacies suddenly appeared on the long table.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, crisps, Yorkshire puddings, pea shoots, carrots, gravy, tomato sauce, and for some odd reason, on the dinner table And peppermint hard candy.

Andy has been eating British food for 11 years and can barely tolerate it.

Although he misses Chinese food very much, Andy doesn't want to expose his difference from others just because of a little bit of tongue.

After all, Andy has never been exposed to those in his life.

A large number of delicacies enlivened the atmosphere at once. Everyone exchanged cups, exchanged cups, and chatted with each other about the interesting things they had experienced.

After everyone had filled their stomachs, the remaining food suddenly disappeared from the table, and the plates became as clean as ever.

After a while, pudding arrived, as well as various flavors of ice cream and desserts.

Andy gave Hogwarts a thumbs up.

As a school that does not charge tuition fees, Hogwarts' meals are already quite substantial.

With just the food for this school year, Andy felt that he could make back the money he spent on three sets of uniforms, as well as wands and textbooks.

Hermione had been chatting with the prefect, Penelope Crevat, about freshman homework.

She was a proud little girl, and because of her Muggle origins, she didn't want to fall too far behind her peers.

Especially after entering the magic world, the first young wizard of the same age she met was Andy—a top student who had practiced every kind of magic thousands of times.

When all the desserts disappeared, Dumbledore stood up again, and the chaotic auditorium returned to silence.

"Oh! Now that everyone has eaten and drank enough, I want to say a few more words to you. At the beginning of the semester, I want to give you a few things to pay attention to..."

"Attention first-year freshmen, no students are allowed to enter the forest area on the school grounds. Some of our senior students should also remember this well."

Andy has already learned some information about the Forbidden Forest from Shuangbaotai.Anyway, in the first grade, Andy didn't plan to go in.

Dumbledore continued: "Furthermore, the administrator, Mr. Filch, also asked me to remind everyone not to perform magic in the corridors between classes."

Andy already had a countermeasure for this. There are many abandoned rooms in Hogwarts, and you can practice magic in any one.

"The review of Quidditch players will be held in the second week of this semester. Students who are interested in participating in the college team, please contact Ms. Hooch."

Andy doesn't like Quidditch.

"Finally, I must tell everyone that those who do not want to encounter accidents and die in pain, please do not enter the corridor on the right side of the fourth floor."

Andy keenly noticed that Dumbledore's words here were different from the Forbidden Forest.

The former means "don't enter if you don't want to encounter accidents and die in pain", while the latter prohibits any students from entering.