Reborn in the 70s, emptied the enemy's warehouses and went to the countryside

Xu Lin bought the mountain and set up the teleportation array. There were still a few days left for the meeting. Xu Lin, who had nothing to do, decided to go to the museum for a walk.

This time, let’s not do anything. Let’s see how many good things from the Dragon Kingdom are inside, step on them, and then move them all out in one move.

Moreover, no one could tell that it was someone from the Long Kingdom once he started doing it, so Xu Lin decided to look around to see if she could spot the scapegoat.

Some of the blame is more interesting to let others carry, especially the enemies.

If you want to ask Xu Lin who is the biggest enemy in her life, it is naturally the island country. The sins committed by the island country are so serious and unforgivable.

The museum is very large, and because it was during working hours, there was not much traffic. Xu Lin, a foreigner, was still very conspicuous when walking in the museum.

The commentator took the initiative to find Xu Lin to explain, but the sense of superiority during the explanation made Xu Lin very unhappy and wanted to hit someone.

Could it be that she couldn't lift the knife? It was actually provoked by a little commentator.

But before Xu Lin could take action, a burst of chirping sounds came over, and then Xu Lin saw a group of islanders coming over screaming.

Compared with the superiority of the commentators, Xu Lin despised the shamelessness of the islanders.

Because these shameless guys were pointing at a bronze vessel and saying it was an antique from their country.

What left Xu Lin speechless the most was that the plaque on the bronze clearly stated that it was a product of the Xia and Shang Dynasties of the Dragon Kingdom.

The people at the museum probably don't know the specific year, so they came up with a vague idea.

I have seen blind people before, but I have never seen anyone so blind. This is comparable to the shamelessness of Bangzi Country.

Xu Lin even imagined that a group of tourists from the Bangzi Kingdom would appear again at this time. She wondered if the two countries would come together to fight for the right to author a Dragon Kingdom bronze?

Needless to say, that picture is inexplicably exciting and joyful.

Maybe Xu Lin is Tiandao's biological daughter, she thought, and heard the unique loud voices of aunts in her ears.

After the group of tourists appeared, Xu Lin seriously suspected that she was not in a museum but in a vegetable market. It was really too noisy.

It was like a flock of ducks quacking around Xu Lin.

This group of tourists happens to be from Bangzi Country. There are men and women. They all have one characteristic, that is, they have loud voices.

"Oh mo oh mo oh mo, come and see, this is a treasure passed down from our ancestors."

"Oh no, oh no, it's so pitiful that it was snatched away by robbers. If we want to see it, we have to come here."

"Ah Xi."

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As soon as this group of people appeared, they pushed away the island tourists. They crowded in front of the bronzes with exaggerated expressions, exaggerated language, and frivolous movements and pointing.

Xu Lin looked at it with a black eye, and the commentator also looked disgusted. The commentator couldn't help but complain in a low voice.

"Guests, don't you think they are shameless? They actually point at your Dragon Kingdom's treasures and identify them randomly. It's really embarrassing."

"Guest, I don't know. I meet several groups of ignorant tourists like this every year. They also force me to say that the Dragon Kingdom's treasures belong to their country."

The commentator revealed a mask of pain when talking about this, "I really don't want to lie, but they gave me too much."

Looking at the exaggerated expression of the commentator, Xu Lin couldn't help but be curious and asked aloud, "How much do they give?"

"Oh, oh, oh, don't you know this? In order to make me change my mind, they always give me a tip of at least five pounds."

The commentator covered his heart and said, "For the sake of tips, I can only throw away my conscience and talk nonsense. They will be happy with the nonsense and will tip again."

Speaking of tips, the tour guide couldn't help but continue to complain, "Guest, let me tell you, guests from island countries are more generous than those from Bangzi countries.

Bangziguo always keeps a good tip every time, and will try to get it back afterwards. Fortunately, I have rich experience, and they have never succeeded even once.

However, my colleagues were in a miserable situation and were tricked several times.

Later, whenever we received tourists from Bangzi Country, we would ask them to sign a gift contract before accepting tips. "

When it came to the contract, the commentator's eyes shone brightly and he smiled mischievously. One look at his expression showed that something was wrong.

Xu Lin immediately tipped her off, "Tell me a little bit, I like to listen."

"OK OK, if the guests like to listen, I can tell you more," the commentator didn't know when he put away his superiority and started gossiping.

Tourists in Bangzi Country are stingy and love to cause trouble, and these tour guides are not stupid. After being tricked a few times, they started to fight back.

They will manipulate the contracts to make tourists from Bangzi Country owe huge debts. Of course, they don't use this trick on everyone.

They only use it on tourists from Bangzi Country who have a particularly rude attitude.

From the commentator, Xu Lin heard gossip about their battle of wits and courage with tourists from Bangzi Country and Island Country.

In order for the guide to admit that the treasures of the Dragon Kingdom belong to the Island Kingdom and the Bangzi Kingdom, those tourists spent a lot of money.

Sometimes if too much money is spent, the guide will use his connections to change the label in front of them.

But as soon as the tourists from the two countries left, the label was immediately changed to the one from the Dragon Kingdom, causing their money to go down the drain and leaving a joke behind.

While Xu Lin was listening to the gossip, tourists from the Bangzi Country and the Island Country were already quarreling. They all said that the bronzes were their own.

Moreover, what he said was reasonable and well-founded. He was so noisy that his face was flushed and he was so excited that he had already rolled up his sleeves.

The commentator who was serving them rolled his eyes to the sky.

Seeing that they were about to fight, the guide stepped forward to stop them and emphasized that loud quarrels and fighting were prohibited in the museum.

If they continue like this, they will be kicked out of the museum, and they will be the ones who are embarrassed.

The tourists from the island country and the Bangzi country didn't want to be kicked out, so they could only stare at each other, curse in a low voice, and make an appointment to meet outside the museum.

When Xu Lin saw that they couldn't fight anymore, she was a little disappointed and walked over with a little squeamishness.

Xu Lin came to the bronze ware with her chin raised, pointed at the bronze ware and introduced the history of the bronze ware in three languages: English, Island and Bang.

It is also emphasized that the bronzes are from the Dragon Kingdom, a product of the Xia Dynasty, when the island country was not yet civilized.

The island country only appeared after the Qin Dynasty. It is the descendant of the five hundred boys and girls sent by Qin Shihuang to seek immortality.

Xiao Baga, all of you are grandsons, and you have to have such a big face if you want to occupy the bronze.

Of course, if you are willing to call me grandpa, we might give you the title of bastard.

The tourists from the island country couldn't stop yelling at them, and the tourists from the stick country laughed loudly.

However, before the tourists from Bangzi Country could laugh for long, Xu Lin diverted the fire.

Xiaobagana was a product of the Qin Shihuang period. At least they can still trace it back to the Qin Dynasty. What about your Bangzi country?

Oh, what happened to you during the Qin Dynasty? You were not even considered uncivilized at that time. You were still wearing leaf grass skirts and howling for mates...