After rebirth, the brothers cried for forgiveness
Chapter 333 Posting Spring Festival Couplets
"Left, a little higher."
Si Nian raised his neck, sometimes squinting his left eye, sometimes his right eye, and commanding Gu Luan to post the Spring Festival couplets in a dignified manner.
Gu Luan had never done anything like this before, and he wasn't even a little impatient. He was in a happy mood.
He stood on the ladder and posted the Spring Festival couplets according to Si Nian's instructions.
"Wait a minute, I seem to remember there are two more door gods, but I don't remember which bag they are in."
Si Nian stared at Mian and dragged him into the house. He rummaged through the large and small bags of new year's goods and finally found two door gods.
Gu Jue stretched his head, curious to death.
"Daddy, Mommy, I'm doing really well at home! I don't want to go abroad! I want to spend the New Year with my brother and sister-in-law!"
"Don't worry, brother will protect me. Well, sister-in-law is also a cruel person."
Si Nian, who accidentally heard it, paused for a moment, why does she mean she is also a cruel person?
Wouldn't this leave a bad impression on Gu Luan's uncle and aunt?
Si Nian unconsciously slowed down and pretended to be still looking for something. She wanted to see what Gu Jue had to say about her!
"No matter how powerful your brother and sister-in-law are, they can't always protect you!" A gentle female voice came out.
"I can also protect myself. Besides, I've been reduced to the entertainment industry now. The old witch and that bastard won't do anything to me!"
"Daddy, Mommy, I'm an adult already! If they really want to harm me, I can't escape even if I hide abroad."
After making sure that the topic did not involve him, Si Nian breathed a sigh of relief and went out with the door god.
Gu Jue was anxious when he saw Si Nian leaving. If he finished posting the Spring Festival couplets, what else would he have fun with?
So he said goodbye hastily: "I'm going to post Spring Festival couplets! Daddy, Mommy, we'll talk later!"
Gu Jue hung up the video call and ran out, just in time to see Si Nian opening the two door gods.
"I seem to remember that it was face to face."
Si Nian rarely returned to the village after entering high school. He was usually either studying or working various jobs to make money and find relatives. It had been a long time since he had celebrated the New Year seriously.
Looking at the faces of the two door gods now, they both feel strange.
You can only rely on memory to determine how to post the door god.
Gu Jue looked at the face of the door god and said, "They look so fierce. Who are they?"
You can't blame him for not knowing or knowing. After all, he grew up abroad, and with the development of society, many folk customs are gradually forgotten and abandoned.
Si Nian couldn't even remember how long it had been since he had seen the Spring Festival couplets and the door god.
"They are Qin Shubao and Yuchi Gong, two brave generals from ancient times. It is said that they can drive away hundreds of ghosts, kill evil and protect their homeland."
Gu Jue was curious: "Ah, what about Guan Yu?"
"There are also people who use Guan Yu as their goalkeeper, but the two we have are Qin Shubao and Yuchi Gong."
Gu Jue shook his head: "I can't recognize them, but they do look brave and mighty!"
Si Nian was amused: "Didn't you just say that you look scary?"
"Well, it's my short-sightedness and lack of vocabulary! My Chinese is not good! It's so annoying!" Gu Jue stamped his feet anxiously, "I don't mean he looks mean in a derogatory way. I mean he looks very domineering. Well, That's what I mean."
"stupid."
"Brother, how can you say that to me! Are you my real brother? I picked it up from the trash can!"
"Did you notice?" Gu Luan suddenly looked serious.
Gu Jue panicked, "I, I really picked it up from the trash can?"
"Pfft!" Si Nian couldn't help laughing, "Your brother is teasing you."
"Ah?" Gu Jue couldn't believe it, "Brother, when did you learn to joke?"
Gu Jue straightened his expression and lowered his slender hands, "Door God."
Si Nian hurriedly handed it to the doorkeeper, "This is a face-to-face post, on the left side of this post."
Fortunately, the villa building they live in now has double doors, otherwise it would be difficult to contact the left and right doorkeepers.
Gu Jue was very interested, "Brother, come down, I'll post it, I'll post it!"
Gu Luan didn't respond to him. After sticking Qin Shubao on the left, he got off the ladder.
"You put up the post on the right side. If the post is broken, you won't be able to enter this door."
"This little thing doesn't bother me!"
Gu Jue happily climbed up the ladder, holding the two horns of the door god in both hands, and gestured on the door.
"Just follow the height on the left." Si Nian reminded him.
"I know I know!"
Gu Jue deserves quick and good rewards, but in practice...
"It's leaning to the left!"
"It's leaning to the right again!"
"One piece is wrinkled, please tear it off and reattach it..."
"Why don't you let your brother come?"
Si Nian had been giving instructions for a long time, and his neck felt sore. Gu Jue hadn't finished it yet, and Si Nian was afraid that the door god would be damaged by him and unable to stick to him.
But Gu Jue got into a fight with the door god, "I can do it, I'll be fine soon!"
Si Nian looked at Gu Luan helplessly, hoping that Gu Luan could convince Gu Jue.
Gu Luan said, "I'll give you three minutes. If you don't stick it properly, you won't be allowed to eat dinner."
"Brother! You are going too far. You are not allowed to enter the door or the house!"
"Then you come down."
"No, I'll be fine soon."
Gu Luan turned to Si Nian and said, "Take a video of him and send it to his friends in the entertainment industry."
Si Nian's eyes lit up, why didn't she think of this?
Gu Jue was chasing face, and she definitely didn't want to be seen like this by her friends.
Sure enough, she had just taken out her phone and hadn't turned on the camera yet.
Gu Jue became anxious, shook his hand and patted it.
"I've posted it! It's posted!"
I saw that the door god was indeed attached, but it was a little crooked and wrinkled.
He kicked off the ladder and touched his nose proudly, "I must be awesome!"
"I'll post it again."
As Gu Luan said this, he was about to climb up the ladder, but Si Nian held him back.
"Forget it, that's it. Just be ugly the first time you post it. Practice more in the future."
In this way, we grow together and become a family.
"Okay." Gu Luan held Si Nian's hand and said, "Go in, it's windy outside."
"Gu Jue, put the ladder into the utility room."
"Ah? Brother, why me?" Gu Jue protested, but he still carried the ladder and went to the utility room.
When he came back, he saw that the slightly exposed wrist of Si Nian, who was posting the word "Fu", was red.
"Sister-in-law, why are your hands red? Did my brother just bully you?"
Si Nian was astonished as he pulled up his sleeves, revealing his white wrists, and then he saw that their wrists were really red.
"Wow, it's still a red mark that looks like a finger print! It's indeed my brother! I want to tell my dad that he is actually a domestic violence maniac!"
Gu Luan came over nervously and held Si Nian's hand, looking carefully at the red marks on it.
"what happened?"
Si Nian was also confused for a moment, but she touched it with her fingers and found that the color would fade!
"Uh, it seems like the Spring Festival couplets have faded!"
"Ah? Why did the Spring Festival couplets fade?" Gu Jue was startled, "Brother, look at your hands! They are so red, haha!"
Gu Luan frowned and looked at it. He had not noticed that the belly of his hand was dyed red before.
Si Nian scratched his nose in embarrassment, "Maybe the Spring Festival couplets I bought were too cheap?"
She just bought them casually in the supermarket. In fact, in her memory, the Spring Festival couplets seemed to fade. Not only the Spring Festival couplets, but also the door gods...
His eyes fell on Gu Jue's hand, which was indeed red. Moving upward, Si Nian couldn't help but laugh.
"Pfft, Gu Jue, why have you turned into a tabby cat!"
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