Hokage: Let Suffering Never Fly

Chapter 270 No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh.

Tony Stark, who was extremely dissatisfied with his new hair style, wanted to ask Gaia for an explanation, and then Gaia used Thunderbolt to let him experience what electrotherapy is.

This being who claims to be planetary consciousness actually... controls thunder and lightning!

"When I go back, I will definitely develop an insulating armor!"

"Anti-Gaia armor!" Tony Stark thought as he lay on the ground.

Gaia sat directly on this armor that could only be called a tin can, "Are you thinking about developing an anti-Gaia armor in the future?"

what?

Gaia knocked on the iron sheet.

"Get up, let's see... what Stark Industries is doing."

Outside the base, there were countless ordnance supplies scattered around. Tony Stark looked at the Stark Industries logo printed on the boxes and was speechless for a while.

He has never sold these things to terrorists.

"If nothing else happens, Dr. Ethan will die."

"It's a great abbreviation, and we're actually considering shortening the name of our department because it's a little too confusing."

The two gathered all the ammunition around the terrorist base together and then detonated it. As the two left, the base in the valley behind them was completely reduced to ruins.

Only then did Tony realize that he had focused too much on what Gaia said and ignored this issue.

"I want you."

……

Tony Stark asked, he still owed Dr. Ethan his life.

As soon as he entered the door, Tony motioned for the two of them to sit opposite him.

"When are you going to leave Ethan's body?"

The next moment, a helicopter crossed the sand dunes ahead and appeared in the sky.

It’s this outrageous name!

Pepper saw Tony's excitement and immediately went to the trash heap to find the business card he had discarded.

After hearing Coulson's answer, Tony Stark realized that what Gaia told him had indeed happened.

"Pepper, if something happens in the near future..." One day, Tony Stark suddenly remembered Gaia's instructions to him before leaving. He wanted to ask Pepper to inform him as soon as possible if anyone from that department came to him. .

The first thing he did after getting off the bus was to eat a burger, and then... he held a press conference.

Agent Coulson brought a friend to Tony's private residence.

"It's the Gaia who claims to be able to predict the future."

The person named Gaia seems to... know their SHIELD very well.

Seeing that Tony had no other instructions, Pepper wanted to leave directly, but suddenly thought of something and said:

They have also dealt with some unique cases, but as Tony Stark described, this was their first contact with someone who could predict the future.

Whether true or false, this information will be reported to their superiors.

This statement caused an uproar among everyone.

"What game? And what kind of thing is that one-eyed braised egg mama who provokes Fuck Man?" And how did you pronounce those difficult-to-pronounce names at once!

"SHIELD." As soon as he finished speaking, Gaia fled directly into the desert, leaving Tony with a confused face.

"It's not Ultraman, it's a human being!"

If this department is gone, then Stark Industries...can it still be regarded as Stark Industries?

For a long time after that, newspapers and television stations were full of ridicule and extremely offensive remarks about Stark Industries.

"I don't know. If there is an agent looking for you, just tell me as soon as possible."

You know, the vast majority of Stark Industries' income is in high-end weapons manufacturing.

"He was rescued by a person named Gaia. That person claimed to be the consciousness of the planet. He also had the ability to predict and predicted S.H.I.E.L.D...."

Gaia?

Tony Stark told the two agents about the bizarre encounter that day.

daughter?Tony Stark, who was used to being a promiscuous man, never thought he would marry a woman...

This guy can't really predict the future, can he?

"Hmm...Has anyone from SHIELD been looking for you recently?" Tony Stark only remembered this name.

The two looked at each other and realized something.

……

At this time, a Coulson agent who claimed to be from the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency found her and tried to get information about Tony Stark's escape from her.

The two agents looked at each other and saw the smile in each other's eyes.

He has one eye, a black bald head, and likes to talk about his mother Fake...

"The kind that can predict the future and control all kinds of energy!"

"He foresaw your arrival! Gaia left after rescuing me, and told me that if anyone from SHIELD comes and asks how he escaped, he will tell you the truth and there is no need to hide his secrets. exist."

SHIELD?When the two agents saw the name written by Tony Stark on the paper, they immediately thought of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, because every letter was an abbreviation of the latter.

"Hey, do you want to laugh?"

"Say it as if you can see the future."

In other words, Gaia really predicts the future.

Because there really was an agent called the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Bureau who came to find him...

The Department of Defense, the FBI, the CIA... have all approached her.

Gaia, who used earth escape to construct a special underground space in the sand, began her own analysis work.

Tony Stark knocked on the table, took a deep breath, and said:

"You said you can predict the future, so tell me who I will marry in the future?"

"Especially you."

But no one present expected the follow-up to this press conference.

"By the way, tell that one-eyed braised egg mother, Fuck Man, that I also want to make a deal with him."

After asking for some information, the two agents immediately rushed back to their headquarters and found Nick Fury.

Stark knocked down the paintbrush, "It's a man! Planet consciousness!"

"not at all."

Tony Stark breathed a sigh of relief when he set foot on American soil.

Coulson drew an Ultraman with a few simple strokes. As a senior agent, he still mastered many skills.

"Well, that's a shame, your sweet little daughter will lose her father when she's only a few years old."

"Does your Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency also have a name called SHIELD?"

And even they themselves don't know the title SHIELD.

"Then, dear Lord of Planetary Consciousness, how long can I live in the future you see?"

Put aside those who predict future events.

Only there is no unit called S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Mr. Stark, we are all senior agents and have received strict training. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh." Coulson put away the smile at the corner of his mouth, saying that he could still bear it.

"I will save you again, but the condition is that after that, you have to work for me until the last moment of your life."

"Wait a minute, I want to confirm something first." Tony Stark interrupted Coulson.

Isn’t this exactly what Gaia predicted?

"You want money?"

……

Gaia, who was walking through the sand, had no intention of staying with Tony. Since Tony Stark himself was the focus, staying by his side would make him get entangled in trivial matters, and his most important job at the moment was , is to analyze the rules of the world and restore one's own power.

But Pepper had never heard of this special department at all, and did not take it to heart. He just accepted the contact information sent by Agent Coulson and casually promised: "I will convey this to him. "

"How old can I live?"

What about people?

But Gaia didn't give him this chance.

"I'm Tony Stark, and I think there's something we need to talk about."

"Based on your intelligence, it should be easy to imagine that the explosion here will soon attract the attention of the military. It won't be long before helicopters will patrol this area."

"Mr. Stark, we have some..."

……

"Everyone will die." Tony Stark said subconsciously, but he soon realized that what the other party should have said was that Ethan would die in the process of their escape.

"Such vague information is not worth betting on for the rest of my life, Tony Stark."

Tony took off his armor and immediately felt extremely relaxed.

Along the way, Tony Stark kept chattering, and Gaia was annoyed by the questions and said directly: "If you don't take off this tin can, you will die soon."

Tony looked at the phone number on the business card, but suddenly hesitated.

Much later, Tony made the call himself.

"After I was kidnapped before, I was rescued by a person who claimed to be Gaia."

"Your future is a bit bumpy. I can serve as your bodyguard..."

"Yes, yes, that's it!" After hearing the name, Tony Stark immediately woke up.

"Yes, I can see the future."

……

At the press conference, Tony's secretary Pepper Potts was in the audience watching her boss equip himself to give a speech.

Unexpectedly, Gaia took a step forward, turned around and looked at Tony Stark, revealing a smile that made the latter's hair stand on end.

Tony Stark naturally knows that it is very unwise to enter the desert wearing such heavy armor, but he is also afraid of encountering new enemies. After all... he is just an ordinary person, not a suspected inhuman like Gaia. The presence.

One-eyed, braised egg, Maja Fake... Huh?

"SHIELD?" Pepper frowned, recalling the people from the special department he met during this period, but found no relevant information.

"I thought you would be specific about how many days."

boom boom boom

At this moment, he wanted to know who his future wife would be.

What a fool to have such a name.

Put these three characteristics together...don't they make you the director?

Homeland...well, the current director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury.

"One more thing, is there a person in your SHIELD called the One-Eyed Braised Egg Mom and the Fuck Man?"

Tony Stark took a step back, holy shit, this is not fun.

After hearing this, the two agents sat upright, took out the banknotes, prepared to record, and said: "We are agents, we will not be afraid."

"The helicopter is coming. Let's see you next time."

When they heard Tony mention this strange title, the two of them were stunned for a moment and neither of them responded.

"Wait a minute, where did you hear the name SHIELD..." Nick Fury's expression turned sideways when he heard the name.

"How about we make a deal."

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next."

Tony was stunned as he looked at the helicopter getting closer and closer.

"The abbreviation fits the name of the department very well and we will consider escalating this to our leadership."

Tony Stark, who was once extremely arrogant, reflected in front of everyone, believing that he could do more for world peace, and publicly announced the closure of the weapons manufacturing department of Stark International Corporation.

"Less than 20 years."

Because the name he racked his brains to think of for his department has not yet been announced.

"If it's someone who claims to be an agent, someone called the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau has come to him before."

Tony Stark wanted to ask Gaia for more information about him, especially the title of Iron Man, but Gaia never mentioned it and just walked forward quietly.

really come?

"After I find the next suitable body."

Are you addicted to pretending to be a magic stick?Tony Stark did not say these words, but asked:

After all, there is only one armor, and Ethan's flesh and blood body may not be able to survive the attacks of so many enemies unscathed.

"Mr. Stark, what you said is a bit unbelievable, but we will report it truthfully."

"Is that some special department?"

"Director, we have contacted Tony Stark and learned the details of his escape from him..."

Colson drew a woman on top of another.

"Gaia also said that she wants to make a deal with this person called the one-eyed braised egg mama and Fake Man."

Nick Fury frowned slightly when he heard his subordinates explain everything clearly.

"Iron Man."

It's just that he couldn't think of the name of the special department called Specialty for a long time.

<divclass="contentadv">"Boss, what's the matter?" Pepper walked up and asked.

Seeing Tony Stark so serious, the two of them also sat upright.

"I'm a planetary consciousness, why would I want something so vulgar?" After saying that, Gaia looked at Tony Stark.

"If an agent from the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Agency asks you how you escaped, there is no need to hide my existence."

"I repeat, I'm not kidding!"

What happened to the one-eyed braised egg mother who provoked Fake Man?

That guy named Gaia, just wait for me!

Nick Fury already has plans to talk to Tony Stark himself.

Firstly, he wanted to personally confirm the information related to Gaia. Secondly, he also wanted to see if he could win over the other party to join his plan.