Naruto: Start a Konoha chat group

[Sarutobi Hiruzen: Ahhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~ It hurts! ! !It hurts so much~~~~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

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At this moment, everyone in the outside world heard Uzumaki Naruto's words, and their actions were surprisingly consistent!

"puff!!!!!!!!"

"puff!!!!!!!!"

"puff!!!!!!!!"

"puff!!!!!!!!"

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This time it wasn't Tsunade who squirted out, because Tsunade didn't drink just now!

Only this time, everyone else sprayed out...

Including Kisame, Zabuza, and Haku!Everyone squirted out...

Even Kisame Zabuza and Haku were shocked by what Uzumaki Naruto just said. After all, although they were ninjas from other villages, they had also heard the stories of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara.

One of these two people is the legendary God of Ninja World, and the other is the legendary Shura of Ninja World!

His strength is ridiculously strong!

As a result, the God of Ninja who has calmed down the troubled times is not the strongest Hokage. His third generation Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, is the strongest Hokage. What is going on?

This is too outrageous, right?

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people! ! !

Tsunade heard Uzumaki Naruto's words, glanced at Uzumaki Naruto, and then moved her eyes to Orochimaru and Jiraiya...

"Is this kid a retarded person? If he wasn't mentally retarded, he wouldn't have said such a thing, right?"

Naturally, he was too embarrassed to say anything this time, but Orochimaru spoke up...

"You can't blame Uzumaki Naruto! It's not like you don't know the old man's brainwashing ability. Many children in Konoha Village don't even know who Senju Hashirama is, let alone the other Hokage. Now Konoha Many children in the village only know that Hiruzen Sarutobi is the Hokage of Konoha, and they only know that Hiruzen Sarutobi is the strongest Hokage. I don't blame Naruto for being mentally retarded..."

Uzumaki Naruto heard Orochimaru's words and mumbled to the side...

"Am I not mentally retarded in the first place!!! Damn stinking snake pill!!!!"

Tsunade also became quiet after hearing Orochimaru's words...

"So that's it! The old man is really hateful! Can he even wipe out the glory of our ancestors so easily? This is too much! Now I don't even want to go back to be Hokage. When I think of the position of Hokage, I just feel So disgusting!!!”

Ito Makoto said sadly from the side...

"If you don't go back, I'll pay back my 20 billion..."

After hearing Ito Makoto's words, Tsunade hurriedly took a sip of wine to relieve her embarrassment!After all, where do I have 20 billion? ! !After all, even if you sell yourself, it's not worth 20 billion! ! !

"Ahem... I was halfway through my words, but before I could finish, I was interrupted by this little man!

Don’t you want me to go back and be Hokage?no problem! ! !I will go back with you, but I have one condition! ! ! "

When Jiraiya heard Tsunade's words, his eyes instantly lit up!

"What conditions?! Tsunade, tell me!!! As long as I can do it!!!"

Orochimaru was also very interested, looking at Tsunade... and looking forward to what conditions Tsunade would say...

"You also know that I am from the Senju clan, but I don't have any relatives now. I have no worries. There is nothing about Konoha that attracts me! I just said that my grandfather is Senju Hashirama. If you can let my grandfather stand in front of me, I will go back with you!!!

How about it?Is this condition not too much? ! "

When Jiraiya heard Tsunade's words, his eyes widened! ! !

"Isn't this too much?!!! Although I also respect the First Hokage, the First Hokage is already dead!!! How can a dead man stand in front of you?! You obviously don't want to go back, This is obviously your excuse!!!”

When Tsunade heard Jiraiya's words, she spread her hands...

"Then there's no other way! I've also mentioned the conditions. It's not that I don't want to go back with you! It's just that you can't do it. It's just the conditions I mentioned...

So please come back... don't make any decisions about me!I will never return to Konoha with you! ! ! ! "

Jiraiya slumped down on the chair helplessly...

But Orochimaru made a strange laugh...

"Jiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejie... Is it finally my turn for Orochimaru, the cold lord of Konoha, to appear?!!! Jiejiejiejiejiejiejie!!!"

Tsunade has to say, the conditions you proposed are exactly what I want! ! ! !

You must not know how the third generation of Hokage ended, right?I'll tell you now!

I learned a forbidden technique!It's called Reincarnation in the Dirty Land! ! !It was me who reincarnated the first Hokage and the second Hokage!I gave the old man a decent exit ceremony! ! !How about it?Tsunade!Want to see the reincarnation of the dirty land? ! ! ! "

Originally, Tsunade was still feeling triumphant just now... When she heard Orochimaru's words, she was instantly confused! ! !

"Hot!!! Orochimaru, are you a pervert?! You know this kind of ninjutsu??? What are you doing to learn this kind of ninjutsu? Are you a psychopath?!!!

No, it doesn’t count, this doesn’t count! ! ! !

I have also heard of the art of reincarnation from dirty soil!That was a ninjutsu invented by my second grandfather. It only summoned souls from the pure land. It was not a true resurrection at all! ! !

I'm talking about the true resurrection! ! !Not defective products! ! !Jiejiejiejiejiejiejie... You can't do it this time, right? ! ! !So I still don’t have to go back to Konoha with you! ! ! "