Naruto: Start a Konoha chat group

[Uchiha Madara: Shut up, you idiot!I don’t know who it was, but I didn’t have money to buy fruit at that time, and even wanted to improve my wood to grow a banana tree!That’s fucking outrageous!

I still clearly remember that the Hasi Hot Mom came to the banana tree world with a wood escape!A lot of weird fruits are directly grown, and even if you take a bite of the fruit, it will absorb your chakra, which is simply fucking outrageous! ! ! 】

[Makoto Ito: Is this the legendary Devil Fruit? ! 】

[Uchiha Madara: God damn Devil Fruit!What kind of weird thing is this? 】

[Ito Makoto: But since fruit trees can be improved, that means that Wood Release is still very useful. I now have an idea. The biggest role of the first Hokage is to farm everywhere in the ninja world!Use Wood Release to stimulate the production of food. In this case, people in the entire ninja world may not go hungry! ! ! 】

[Senju Hashirama: What a great idea!Why didn't I think of that before? ! ! ! 】

[Ito Makoto: Not only can you grow food, but you can also use wood to build a house, such as the Wood Release Four Pillar House Technique and the Wood Release Linking Pillar House Technique!The art of wood escape from super high-rise buildings!The wood escape technique allows an entire street to rise out of thin air! 】

[Senju Hashirama:! ! ! ! !Really, why haven't I thought of these methods before? !Yes, Wood Release can also build houses!Why didn't I think of it before? 】

[Uchiha Madara: You can imagine a ghost!With your ninjutsu, you can reach a giant Buddha hundreds of meters away just by raising your hand!Who would have thought that wooden piers could be used to build houses?Besides, ninjutsu is used for fighting. Who would have thought that it could be used in such weird ways? ! 】

[Senju Hashirama: But I think Makoto’s advice is very good!Madara!After we are resurrected, we can farm all over the world, okay? ! 】

[Senju Tobirama: Is this the legendary pastoral life of men farming and women weaving? ? ? ? 】

[Hyuga Hizashi: It feels wonderful just thinking about it! 】

[Minato Namikaze: Madara-senpai is farming, the First Hokage is cooking at home, waiting for Madara-senpai to come home…………]

[Uzumaki Mito: When you say these words, can you think for a moment?After all, I am still in the group!Now in your eyes, Hashirama and I are no longer a couple, right?They are a couple, right?I really want to seal all of you one by one! ! ! ! 】

[Senju Tobirama: Sister-in-law, I’ll shut up right now! 】

[Hyuuga Hizashi: I'm sorry, Mito-senpai, this junior is just talking nonsense! 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: Grandma Mito!Don't be angry, Minato has already been hung up and whipped by me using the King Kong Blockade! ! ! ! ! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Help!I was wrong!I'll never get high again! ! ! 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: Shut up, you idiot!King Kong blockade! ! ! ! ! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Ah! ! ! ! ! 】

[Uzumaki Mito: Kushina-chan!Men are like this. If you have nothing to do, you have to beat him. If you don’t beat him for three days, you have to go to the house. When you have nothing to do, you can beat him and that’s it. Do you think that’s right?Hashirama! ! ! 】

[Senju Hashirama: Wife!Don't slap me!I won't play with Madara today! ! !No, no!I stopped playing with Madara all morning!A morning is a bit long, so I’ll just have an hour without playing with Madara!Wife, you see I have made such a big decision, so please stop whipping me, okay? 】

[Uzumaki Mito: Shut up!You idiot!King Kong blockade! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Senju Tobirama: Ah...! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Ito Makoto ignored the nonsense in the chat group, and did not go to watch Namikaze Minato and Senju Hashirama being beaten in Konoha in the duel arena. At this moment, Ito Makoto was happily counting money in the Hokage's office. !

"1000 taels, 2000 taels, 3000 taels, 4000 taels... money money! My little money money! Come to daddy's bowl quickly!!! Hey hey hey hey..."

[Senju Tobirama: My dear, why do you look like a fool? 】

[Uchiha Izuna: He looks like a pervert! 】

[Uchiha Madara: No future!Is this what it’s like for such a small amount of money?Back then, I was too embarrassed to go out without pocketing a few million taels or tens of millions of taels! 】

[Uchiha Izuna: Brother, what did you do with so much money back then? 】

[Uchiha Madara: Give it to Hashi Lama, after all, he didn’t have pocket money at that time! 】

[Uchiha Izuna: Oh~~~It turns out that I’m the one keeping the hot mom Hasi! 】

[Senju Tobirama: Oh~~~~]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Oh~~~~]

[Yuhi is really red: Oh~~~~]

【………………】

[Uchiha Madara: I am really convinced by you idiots! ! ! !All of them are mentally ill! ! ! 】

[Senju Hashirama: Madara! ! ! !Come and save me! ! !help me! ! ! ! 】

[Uchiha Madara: Shut up!Silly! ! ! ! 】

[Uzumaki Mito: You still dare to ask for help?King Kong blockade! ! ! ! 】

[Senju Hashirama: Ahhhh! ! ! ! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little jealous when he saw Ito Makoto counting money beside him. After all, he usually didn't have much pocket money!

"Cheng! You are still young, how about the teacher help you keep this money first? When you grow up, I will give this money to you!"

When Ito Makoto heard what Sarutobi Hiruzen said, he put all the money back into the sealing scroll with lightning speed!

Then he quickly put the seal scroll on his back!

Then he stood up and straightened his clothes. This set of movements was so smooth and smooth, it was simply pleasing to the eye!

"Teacher! It's getting late. You should have a rest early! Disciple, please go back first! Our green mountains will not change and our green waters will always flow. See you later. See you in the world!"

After saying this, Ito Makoto used a teleportation technique and ran directly out of the window of the Hokage's office!

Only broken glass was left on the ground, and Hiruzen Sarutobi was alone and messy in the wind...