Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

When Yulouchun opened, Wu Ningbo sent out so many invitations that almost every official of the fourth rank or above in the capital had one.

But not many actually came.

After all, this is a brothel.

Although Li Guo did not explicitly prohibit officials from going to romantic places, they still did not dare to come because of their reputation, and those with jealous wives at home.

The steward in charge of Yulouchun is Uncle Qiao, who has been with Uncle Wu Ning for many years. Most of the officials with names in the court are familiar to him.

Not only did Uncle Qiao not recognize the two people who had just come in, but the invitations they took out were clearly from the two heads of the Ministry of War, but not from them.

Uncle Qiao asked them their names with a smile, but they were evasive.

"You two, Yu Lou Chun has a great opening today. Thank you both for coming. Please come inside."

Uncle Qiao winked at the guards on both sides of the door.

A guard stepped forward, preparing to lead the two men to the area on the side specially prepared for individual tourists.

The two ignored the guard's guidance and headed upstairs.

One person was in a stalemate with the guard, and the other person quickly jumped forward and was about to step onto the stairs when he was stopped by Chu Tianjiao.

Chu Tianjiao was wearing a sky-blue half-sleeved uniform today. Not only was his hair tied up with a crown, but he also added two moustache to himself.

If you don't know her, you might think she is an ordinary person who comes to congratulate you or look for flowers.

The folding fan in Chu Tianjiao's hand pressed against the visitor's shoulder, and he asked with a smile: "Brother, where are you in such a hurry?"

The man she blocked was tall and muscular. He was wearing a dark-colored uniform, but the clothes didn't fit him very well and were too tight.

The other party didn't seem to know Chu Tianjiao, so he said impatiently: "Get out of the way."

That person's target was obviously the Third Prince Lu Yuanzhong.

At this time, Lu Yuanzhong stood on the steps above, stopped, and asked Lu Zhaoling beside him:

"Fourth brother, that person who passed by just now, doesn't it look familiar to you?"

Lu Zhaoling also felt familiar.

Although Chu Tianjiao had changed his beard, his overall temperament remained the same.

They both turned around.

Chu Tianjiao didn't want to take action here. After all, today was the first day Yulouchun opened, and an assassination incident occurred, which would have a bad impact on Yulouchun's reputation.

She threatened the other person in a low voice: "Brother, turn around now and go out. You still have a chance to escape."

When the other party heard this, he knew that he had been exposed.

Just as he was about to pull out the dagger, he heard Lu Yuanzhong shouting excitedly from above the stairs: "Sister Chu, why are you here?"

As soon as the man heard that the person in front of him was Chu Tianjiao, his eyes flashed, he pulled out his dagger and attacked Chu Tianjiao.

The folding fan in Chu Tianjiao's hand blocked the opponent's attack.

This is not an ordinary folding fan, this is the fan that Chu Tianjiao's second brother Chu Minyu used to show off.

The fan bones are all made of fine steel.

Today, in order to pretend to be a man, Chu Tianjiao went to her second brother's room and borrowed it from Chu Minyu's housekeeper.

Then I heard Lu Yuanzhong's voice behind me again: "Why did the fight start?"

Chu Tianjiao had an idea, and while fighting his opponent, controlling the range of movements, he said loudly:

"Today my grandma's Yulouchun opens, and I'm here to support it, preparing a martial arts show and playing music for everyone!"

Upon hearing this, Uncle Qiao quickly directed the musicians on both sides of the stage to play music.

Another assassin who was stopped by the guards also took action.

Just when the guests thought that the martial arts show was not very good, a sonorous and powerful sound of the piano penetrated the melodious music played by other musicians.

They saw Zichen holding the piano in one hand and fluttering in white clothes. After entering the door, he walked straight to the center of the hall.

The sound of the music was immediately changed to "Ambush from Flying Daggers" by him.

"Hey, isn't that Zichen, the popular young man from Jinghong Tower opposite? Why did you come here so suddenly?"

"Are you here to cause trouble?"

"It doesn't look like the person who spoke just now was County Master Wu Sheng, right? The County Master should have invited Wu Ningbo to congratulate him."

"The county master is really filial."

At this time, a dozen red water chestnuts were thrown out from the third floor.

A dancing girl in colorful clothes descended from the sky.

Lu Zhaoling recognized these dancers, and surprisingly they were Chu Tianjiao's twelve maidservants.

Lu Dingfeng stood on the third floor, wiping cold sweat and said, "Fortunately, I was smart enough to think in advance that Feng Jia would come to the town today."

Feng Jia and others surrounded the two assassins and Chu Tianjiao.

None of them knew how to dance, but when they came down, Lu Dingfeng told them to pay attention to their movements and to spin in circles if they couldn't dance.

Lu Dingfeng also told everyone that during the opening ceremony, it would be bad to see blood, so just let Feng Jia cut off the clothes.

Then, we saw that the hall was divided into two circles.

The dancer circled the two men while performing moves.

If you turn to the assassin, stab him with your sword, and then quickly turn away.

The two assassins were dizzy. While parrying, they cursed in their hearts: What kind of broken brothel is this? How come these dancers all have murderous swords, but no blood comes from their moves, and they only cut off clothes?

Assassins also have a sense of shame.

A group of women kept cutting off her clothes, and after several rounds, she was completely naked.

First the breasts are exposed, then the belly, the back...

Gradually reaching an indescribable part, the assassin panicked and tried to cover it up with his hands, thus revealing the flaw in his move.

Chu Tianjiao took the opportunity to knock the dagger out of an assassin's hand, winning applause from the crowd.

The swords of the six maidservants were against the assassin. Chu Tianjiao struck the fan handle in his hand, hitting the assassin's acupuncture point, and the assassin knelt down.

Chu Tianjiao knocked the person unconscious with a knife, and the guards who were already waiting dragged him down.

On the other side, Zichen held the piano in one hand. There was a secret hidden in the piano. When he played with it, the strings could shoot out and pierce the assassin's body like a hidden weapon.

In this way, he still had time to continue playing the piano.

The guests cheered loudly.

With the assistance of six maidservants, the other assassin was subdued and dragged down.

Chu Tianjiao whispered:

"Keep dancing, don't stop, dance together to the song Qingfengjian."

Qingfeng Sword is an entry-level swordsmanship that the Chu family has learned since childhood, and all the twelve maidservants are very familiar with it.

The 12 people started to dance the sword in unison. Chu Tianjiao stood in front and led the dance using a fan as a sword. Zichen stepped aside and concentrated on playing the piano...

There are 13 people in this field, all young and handsome, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind, raising their swords and looking at the sky with white eyes, so spectacular and eye-catching!

At the end of the song, there was thunderous applause.

Lu Yanzhong drummed especially hard, and praised Uncle Wu Ning, who had just come downstairs to greet him: "Uncle, your granddaughter is really thoughtful!"

Wu Ningbo naturally saw that this was the trouble caused by Lu Yuanzhong. He twitched the corners of his lips, smiled with a wrinkled face, put his arms around Lu Yuanzhong's shoulders and said:

"Your Highness, come on, let's chat upstairs."

Lu Zhaoling looked at Chu Tianjiao with a complicated expression, and spat: "It's unethical and offensive to women!"

Chu Tianjiao retreated to the sidelines and asked Zichen, "Why are you here?"

Zichen said with a cold face: "Come and watch."

Although Chu Tianjiao didn't quite understand what was so interesting about the two pairs of brothels, he still thanked him seriously.

Zichen nodded lightly, raised his feet and walked out.

After returning to Jinghong Tower, he slapped the piano on the case angrily and spat at someone:

"Hmph, you would use me as a favor. If you have the guts, would you like to marry me back to your home?"