Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors
Chapter 75 I would rather marry a pig than Chu Tianjiao
After the two young ladies were settled, Sangpai's mother finally found an opportunity to drag Lu Dingfeng into her yard.
"You stinky girl, you didn't know you would need me to look for you when you got home."
Aunt Zhou scolded Lu Dingfeng, but she honestly brought out a plate of fried loach from the kitchen.
"Eat quickly, eat quickly! I heard that the eldest lady was coming this morning, so your father guessed that you would come with her. The loaches your father went to catch in the fields, I fried them for you until they were crispy and crunchy."
Lu Dingfeng was about to say that he was full.
Aunt Zhou stuffed a fried loach into her mouth.
Lu Dingfeng was a little unaccustomed to this kind of enthusiasm, so he awkwardly refused: "I'll do it myself."
Not to mention the loach caught freshly in the countryside tastes really good. It would be even more delicious if it was paired with a pot of wine.
Lu Dingfeng was sitting cross-legged on the kang, puffing out his cheeks and teasing the loach, when Uncle Zhou entered the room carrying a jar of wine.
"Daughter, would you like to have a small drink with your father?"
Uncle Zhou turned out to be just a joke to tease his daughter, but Lu Dingfeng took it seriously.
Amid Aunt Zhou's nagging scoldings, the father and daughter drank one bowl at a time, and the more they drank, the happier they got.
Aunt Zhou was too lazy to pay attention to these two people and went to make her daughter's bed.
Lu Dingfeng and Uncle Zhou were both drunk. Lu Dingfeng patted Uncle Zhou on the shoulder and said:
"Brother, you and I feel like old friends as soon as we see each other. How about we become sworn friends over this good wine and good food?"
Uncle Zhou burped: "Daughter, wouldn't it be a mess for us to become brothers?"
"Brother, let me tell you the truth, I am not your daughter. If you recognize me as a family member, we will become sworn brothers. If you do not recognize me, we will live our own lives from now on."
Uncle Zhou was already a little confused when he was drunk. He called Lu Dingfeng's head and cursed: "That's nonsense. How can everyone in the family live in their own way? Let's sworn sworn sworn friends!"
Lu Dingfeng took Uncle Zhou directly to the yard, and with a plop, the two of them knelt on the ground.
"The two of us, please bear witness from the goddess Chang'e in heaven and become brothers with different surnames..."
"Nonsense, the same surname, Sangpai is the name given to you by the eldest... eldest lady... Your real name is Zhou Xiaoni, have you forgotten?"
"The same surname means the same surname... When we become brothers with the same surname, we don't want to be born in the same year and the same month, nor do we want to die in the same year and the same month, but we want to be one family..."
"Okay, a family, there is this life, there is no afterlife... uh..."
……
When Aunt Zhou packed up the bed and came out to look for the two of them, she found that both of them had fallen asleep on the ground with their faces spread out.
Uncle Zhou met Lu Dingfeng the next morning.
"Daughter, please ask the eldest lady later, what are those children sent to me a few days ago for?"
Lu Dingfeng patted Uncle Zhou on the shoulder, "Brother, just ask me about this!"
Uncle Zhou slapped her hand and yelled: "You are becoming more and more insignificant. What do you mean by calling your father and me brothers?"
"Brother, you forgot, we became sworn sworn friends last night."
Uncle Zhou scratched his head and thought for a while, it seemed that there was such a thing.
Uncle Zhou's face suddenly turned ugly. He picked up the upper of his shoe at the door and rushed to Lu Dingfeng to take a picture of him.
"Damn girl, I told you to fool your father, I told you to fool your father!"
Lu Dingfeng was chased all over the yard by Uncle Zhou, making a lot of noise. Finally, he was pressed down by Uncle Zhou and called "Dad" several times before he regained his freedom.
Chu Tianjiao practiced Kung Fu for an hour in the morning, and then had a fight with Feng Jia. He was sweating all over.
Lu Dingfeng brought four children over ten years old and introduced them to Chu Tianjiao:
“This is a child I bought some time ago and raised in the village.
Feng Bing and Feng Ding took turns to teach them kung fu. I would teach the others myself. For some I couldn’t teach, I had to find someone to teach them. "
These four children were all carefully selected by Lu Dingfeng. They all had good abilities, but they started practicing martial arts a little late.
The four of them knelt down and kowtowed to Chu Tianjiao. They had all signed a death contract, and Chu Tianjiao was their only master.
"Do you have a name?" Chu Tianjiao asked.
"I don't have a name, please give me a name from the eldest lady."
Chu Tianjiao saw that these four were all boys, and it was not easy to follow the order of the word "phoenix". She was a standard name giver. Thinking that in the future these children would be sent to various countries as spies, she named them in order: Yin Da, Yin Er, Hidden three, hidden four.
The four children were taken down, and Lu Dingfeng also followed to teach them.
After Chu Tianjiao washed up, he felt refreshed and ate the country-style breakfast carefully prepared by Aunt Zhou, and asked Chu Yun'er:
"Second sister, do you want to rest in the village, or follow me up the mountain for a walk?"
Chu Yun'er had an injured arm, which was bandaged and hung around her neck.
"Sister, I will go up the mountain with you. Uncle Zhou said that after climbing the two mountains in front, you will find the royal hunting ground. Shall we go hunting there?"
"Forget it about hunting, why don't you look at your hands? Can you draw the bow?"
"I won't hunt, but I will watch you hunt. Sister, when you come back from hunting a deer, shall we roast the deer meat tonight?"
Chu Tianjiao became a little greedy for venison after thinking about it, so he took Fengzi Team and Chu Yun'er and set off.
Orange Village, as its name suggests, is full of orange trees on the hillside behind the village.
This is the time when the orange blossoms are in bloom, and the small white flowers all over the mountains and plains are really beautiful.
After passing through a slope full of orange trees and climbing two more mountains, Chu Tianjiao and others entered the original forest.
We could already see small game animals coming out, and everyone started hunting some hares and pheasants.
Feng Jia said: "Miss, the deer has to go deeper and you can't see it until you cross this mountain."
Chu Yuner was too tired to walk.
Chu Tianjiao said to the others: "You take the prey and accompany the second lady back to Zhuangzi first. Feng Jia and I will walk further to see if we can encounter a sika deer."
It was a day off for bathing today and the weather was good. The prince took Lu Yuanqing, Lu Yu, Wang Ting and others to the royal hunting ground early in the morning.
The prince loves these younger brothers very much. Since losing the game, these few have become a little depressed, so the prince specially brought them out to relax.
Wang Ting's eyes were bruised, and he was riding limply on his horse, swaying as if he might fall off the horse at any time.
In order to liven up the atmosphere, the prince sat on his horse and teased the royal court: "Cousin, I heard that Prince Kang and Princess Kang went to Liyang Hou Mansion to propose marriage on your behalf?"
Wang Ting was shocked all over, and felt a chill running down his spine. He felt as if there were two ice arrows coming from the left and right sides.
He looked around hurriedly, but saw that Lu Yuanqing and Lu Yu looked normal, and he wondered if he was feeling out of balance.
"Brother Prince, please help me, I really don't want to marry that reckless girl Chu Tianjiao!"
When Mrs. Wang said she was going to the Chu family to propose marriage, Wang Ting was shocked.
He has been making trouble at home for two days and refuses to obey.
There is no way for him to marry Chu Tianjiao!
He would rather marry a pig in his life than Chu Tianjiao.
Unfortunately, his parents seemed to be quite satisfied with Chu Tianjiao, mainly because being married to the Chu family could help the prince's cousin.
Mrs. Wang said: "That girl from the Chu family is so powerful that she shouldn't be afraid. She just needs to control you to prevent you from misbehaving outside!"
What was even worse was that his sister Wang Xingran was so happy when she heard that her family was planning to propose marriage to Liyang Hou Mansion that she said a lot of good things about Chu Tianjiao in front of his mother.
Oh my God!When he thought about the possibility of having to face this reckless woman for the rest of his life, Wang Ting simply felt that life was worse than death, and he had already considered running away from home.
The prince sneered and said: "If you want to marry, the Chu family may not agree. Besides, if you can really marry Miss Chu, I think it will be a good thing."
The prince shuddered as soon as he finished speaking, "Hey, it's almost summer. Why do I feel like it's so cold in the mountains?"
At this moment, a sika deer appeared in the prince's sight. The prince raised his bow, and his arrow missed.
"drive!"
The prince drove his horse and chased him out.
Lu Yuanqing stopped in front of Wang Ting's horse, Lu Yu stood on the other side of Wang Ting, and the three of them distanced themselves from the prince.
Lu Yuanqing said: "Cousin, I support you, you must fight to the death and never marry Chu Tianjiao!"
Wang Ting raised his eyes excitedly: "Cousin, you still stand by my side. Don't worry, in the worst case, I will run away from home."
Lu Yu nodded expressionlessly: "I support you too. I think it's okay to run away from home. If you get to that point, I'll give you all my monthly silver."
Wang Ting patted Lu Yu's shoulder gratefully: "A Yu, I didn't expect you to be so loyal. It was my fault in the past and I shouldn't have bullied you all the time!"
The three of them were riding horses slowly, discussing Wang Ting's plan to run away from home, when they suddenly heard an exclamation coming from the front...
------
This chapter is an extra chapter for fans.
Haha, a lovely sister dreamed last night that I had updated dozens of chapters.Rabbit quickly lay down and dreamed, hoping to code dozens of chapters in his dream.
After waking up, I found that there was only one chapter in stock, so send it out to pamper your lovely sisters!
There will be another update at 7pm as usual!
"You stinky girl, you didn't know you would need me to look for you when you got home."
Aunt Zhou scolded Lu Dingfeng, but she honestly brought out a plate of fried loach from the kitchen.
"Eat quickly, eat quickly! I heard that the eldest lady was coming this morning, so your father guessed that you would come with her. The loaches your father went to catch in the fields, I fried them for you until they were crispy and crunchy."
Lu Dingfeng was about to say that he was full.
Aunt Zhou stuffed a fried loach into her mouth.
Lu Dingfeng was a little unaccustomed to this kind of enthusiasm, so he awkwardly refused: "I'll do it myself."
Not to mention the loach caught freshly in the countryside tastes really good. It would be even more delicious if it was paired with a pot of wine.
Lu Dingfeng was sitting cross-legged on the kang, puffing out his cheeks and teasing the loach, when Uncle Zhou entered the room carrying a jar of wine.
"Daughter, would you like to have a small drink with your father?"
Uncle Zhou turned out to be just a joke to tease his daughter, but Lu Dingfeng took it seriously.
Amid Aunt Zhou's nagging scoldings, the father and daughter drank one bowl at a time, and the more they drank, the happier they got.
Aunt Zhou was too lazy to pay attention to these two people and went to make her daughter's bed.
Lu Dingfeng and Uncle Zhou were both drunk. Lu Dingfeng patted Uncle Zhou on the shoulder and said:
"Brother, you and I feel like old friends as soon as we see each other. How about we become sworn friends over this good wine and good food?"
Uncle Zhou burped: "Daughter, wouldn't it be a mess for us to become brothers?"
"Brother, let me tell you the truth, I am not your daughter. If you recognize me as a family member, we will become sworn brothers. If you do not recognize me, we will live our own lives from now on."
Uncle Zhou was already a little confused when he was drunk. He called Lu Dingfeng's head and cursed: "That's nonsense. How can everyone in the family live in their own way? Let's sworn sworn sworn friends!"
Lu Dingfeng took Uncle Zhou directly to the yard, and with a plop, the two of them knelt on the ground.
"The two of us, please bear witness from the goddess Chang'e in heaven and become brothers with different surnames..."
"Nonsense, the same surname, Sangpai is the name given to you by the eldest... eldest lady... Your real name is Zhou Xiaoni, have you forgotten?"
"The same surname means the same surname... When we become brothers with the same surname, we don't want to be born in the same year and the same month, nor do we want to die in the same year and the same month, but we want to be one family..."
"Okay, a family, there is this life, there is no afterlife... uh..."
……
When Aunt Zhou packed up the bed and came out to look for the two of them, she found that both of them had fallen asleep on the ground with their faces spread out.
Uncle Zhou met Lu Dingfeng the next morning.
"Daughter, please ask the eldest lady later, what are those children sent to me a few days ago for?"
Lu Dingfeng patted Uncle Zhou on the shoulder, "Brother, just ask me about this!"
Uncle Zhou slapped her hand and yelled: "You are becoming more and more insignificant. What do you mean by calling your father and me brothers?"
"Brother, you forgot, we became sworn sworn friends last night."
Uncle Zhou scratched his head and thought for a while, it seemed that there was such a thing.
Uncle Zhou's face suddenly turned ugly. He picked up the upper of his shoe at the door and rushed to Lu Dingfeng to take a picture of him.
"Damn girl, I told you to fool your father, I told you to fool your father!"
Lu Dingfeng was chased all over the yard by Uncle Zhou, making a lot of noise. Finally, he was pressed down by Uncle Zhou and called "Dad" several times before he regained his freedom.
Chu Tianjiao practiced Kung Fu for an hour in the morning, and then had a fight with Feng Jia. He was sweating all over.
Lu Dingfeng brought four children over ten years old and introduced them to Chu Tianjiao:
“This is a child I bought some time ago and raised in the village.
Feng Bing and Feng Ding took turns to teach them kung fu. I would teach the others myself. For some I couldn’t teach, I had to find someone to teach them. "
These four children were all carefully selected by Lu Dingfeng. They all had good abilities, but they started practicing martial arts a little late.
The four of them knelt down and kowtowed to Chu Tianjiao. They had all signed a death contract, and Chu Tianjiao was their only master.
"Do you have a name?" Chu Tianjiao asked.
"I don't have a name, please give me a name from the eldest lady."
Chu Tianjiao saw that these four were all boys, and it was not easy to follow the order of the word "phoenix". She was a standard name giver. Thinking that in the future these children would be sent to various countries as spies, she named them in order: Yin Da, Yin Er, Hidden three, hidden four.
The four children were taken down, and Lu Dingfeng also followed to teach them.
After Chu Tianjiao washed up, he felt refreshed and ate the country-style breakfast carefully prepared by Aunt Zhou, and asked Chu Yun'er:
"Second sister, do you want to rest in the village, or follow me up the mountain for a walk?"
Chu Yun'er had an injured arm, which was bandaged and hung around her neck.
"Sister, I will go up the mountain with you. Uncle Zhou said that after climbing the two mountains in front, you will find the royal hunting ground. Shall we go hunting there?"
"Forget it about hunting, why don't you look at your hands? Can you draw the bow?"
"I won't hunt, but I will watch you hunt. Sister, when you come back from hunting a deer, shall we roast the deer meat tonight?"
Chu Tianjiao became a little greedy for venison after thinking about it, so he took Fengzi Team and Chu Yun'er and set off.
Orange Village, as its name suggests, is full of orange trees on the hillside behind the village.
This is the time when the orange blossoms are in bloom, and the small white flowers all over the mountains and plains are really beautiful.
After passing through a slope full of orange trees and climbing two more mountains, Chu Tianjiao and others entered the original forest.
We could already see small game animals coming out, and everyone started hunting some hares and pheasants.
Feng Jia said: "Miss, the deer has to go deeper and you can't see it until you cross this mountain."
Chu Yuner was too tired to walk.
Chu Tianjiao said to the others: "You take the prey and accompany the second lady back to Zhuangzi first. Feng Jia and I will walk further to see if we can encounter a sika deer."
It was a day off for bathing today and the weather was good. The prince took Lu Yuanqing, Lu Yu, Wang Ting and others to the royal hunting ground early in the morning.
The prince loves these younger brothers very much. Since losing the game, these few have become a little depressed, so the prince specially brought them out to relax.
Wang Ting's eyes were bruised, and he was riding limply on his horse, swaying as if he might fall off the horse at any time.
In order to liven up the atmosphere, the prince sat on his horse and teased the royal court: "Cousin, I heard that Prince Kang and Princess Kang went to Liyang Hou Mansion to propose marriage on your behalf?"
Wang Ting was shocked all over, and felt a chill running down his spine. He felt as if there were two ice arrows coming from the left and right sides.
He looked around hurriedly, but saw that Lu Yuanqing and Lu Yu looked normal, and he wondered if he was feeling out of balance.
"Brother Prince, please help me, I really don't want to marry that reckless girl Chu Tianjiao!"
When Mrs. Wang said she was going to the Chu family to propose marriage, Wang Ting was shocked.
He has been making trouble at home for two days and refuses to obey.
There is no way for him to marry Chu Tianjiao!
He would rather marry a pig in his life than Chu Tianjiao.
Unfortunately, his parents seemed to be quite satisfied with Chu Tianjiao, mainly because being married to the Chu family could help the prince's cousin.
Mrs. Wang said: "That girl from the Chu family is so powerful that she shouldn't be afraid. She just needs to control you to prevent you from misbehaving outside!"
What was even worse was that his sister Wang Xingran was so happy when she heard that her family was planning to propose marriage to Liyang Hou Mansion that she said a lot of good things about Chu Tianjiao in front of his mother.
Oh my God!When he thought about the possibility of having to face this reckless woman for the rest of his life, Wang Ting simply felt that life was worse than death, and he had already considered running away from home.
The prince sneered and said: "If you want to marry, the Chu family may not agree. Besides, if you can really marry Miss Chu, I think it will be a good thing."
The prince shuddered as soon as he finished speaking, "Hey, it's almost summer. Why do I feel like it's so cold in the mountains?"
At this moment, a sika deer appeared in the prince's sight. The prince raised his bow, and his arrow missed.
"drive!"
The prince drove his horse and chased him out.
Lu Yuanqing stopped in front of Wang Ting's horse, Lu Yu stood on the other side of Wang Ting, and the three of them distanced themselves from the prince.
Lu Yuanqing said: "Cousin, I support you, you must fight to the death and never marry Chu Tianjiao!"
Wang Ting raised his eyes excitedly: "Cousin, you still stand by my side. Don't worry, in the worst case, I will run away from home."
Lu Yu nodded expressionlessly: "I support you too. I think it's okay to run away from home. If you get to that point, I'll give you all my monthly silver."
Wang Ting patted Lu Yu's shoulder gratefully: "A Yu, I didn't expect you to be so loyal. It was my fault in the past and I shouldn't have bullied you all the time!"
The three of them were riding horses slowly, discussing Wang Ting's plan to run away from home, when they suddenly heard an exclamation coming from the front...
------
This chapter is an extra chapter for fans.
Haha, a lovely sister dreamed last night that I had updated dozens of chapters.Rabbit quickly lay down and dreamed, hoping to code dozens of chapters in his dream.
After waking up, I found that there was only one chapter in stock, so send it out to pamper your lovely sisters!
There will be another update at 7pm as usual!
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